No Green Texts

Call it what you want 2020 (and 2021) has be a crazy year! We share our own stories of what life, and dating has been like during the pandemic. Nick shares what it was like being in a relationship during the pandemic, while Kelsey shares her own dating stories about what it has been like to be single. Finally, we look towards the future in what dating might become once we all get vaccinated, and we can hit the clubs once more!

Viral TikTok star McKenzie Murieen discusses grieving the loss of a marriage and finding herself along the way. She takes us through the ups and downs of the past few years and how they’ve changed her for the better. She also gives the low down on what it’s like to go viral and the new boy in her life. Tune in for all the hot, steamy tea!☕️ Don’t forget to rate, review and subscribe so you know when a new episode drops! You can find McKenzie on all social platforms at @mckenziemurieen.

We're back! We took a break. We know. We apologize. BUT we have a very... kind of... sort of good explanation as to why we took a momentary hiatus. It will all be explained in time. We reflect back on some of our highlights from 2020, regardless of how few and far between they may be. We are counting the small victories here. We're sharing our life updates, and the many MANY things that have happened in our momentary break. Finally we talk about everything we want to try and accomplish in the New Year. Key word being try. We're so happy to be back with all of you! Happy New Year!

Y'ALL we have been shook to the core, and left speechless for this Episode. Future marriage and family therapist, love guru, and one of the worlds kindest people, Nicole Innes, gives us all the answers we could ever need to know about love. Nicole teaches us about attachment styles, relationship mindsets, and how to form a healthy attachment style. We know this stuff is the real deal because Nicole has used this information firsthand in her own relationship! DM Nicole on Instagram with any questions you may have at @Nicole_innes! Remember to follow us at @NoGreenTexts on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, and to rate, review, subscribe, and follow us (#RRSF). As always, feel free to shoot us an email at NoGreenTextsPodcast@gmail.com for any dating questions, stories, or just to say hi! Be sure to follow Nick and Kelsey as well at follow at @Nicklovin4 and @dailydoseofkelseyum!

We have the woman, the myth, the legend, the girl we mention on probably every podcast in some way shape or form Hilary Thoemke aka @thewinestagrammer! Hilary spills the tea (or wine) on her love of international men, international wines, and travel. We'll learn how Hilary tells us about how and why she started The Winestagrammer. Finally we finish out the episode with a little wine tasting feating Nick's notes! Remember to follow us at @NoGreenTexts on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, and to rate, review, subscribe, and follow us (#RRSF). As always, feel free to shoot us an email at NoGreenTextsPodcast@gmail.com for any dating questions, stories, or just to say hi! Be sure to follow Nick and Kelsey as well at follow at @Nicklovin4 and @dailydoseofkelseyum!

Fake it til you make it right? From Nashville, to New York, back to Nashville we're bringing on Nick's long time friend Molly Story (@MakingMissMolly) where she doles out life advice from her time in New York, and Nashville. Molly also tells us the story of her incredible weight loss journey, and loving yourself for all your worth. Remember to follow us at @NoGreenTexts on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, and to rate, review, subscribe, and follow us (#RRSF). As always, feel free to shoot us an email at NoGreenTextsPodcast@gmail.com for any dating questions, stories, or just to say hi! Be sure to follow Nick and Kelsey as well at follow at @Nicklovin4 and @dailydoseofkelseyum!

We're ending spooky season on a high note by sharing some of our favorite hookup and first date stories that took a turn for the worst. These tales are sure to give you a fright and won't be stories you'll soon forget! Remember to follow us at @NoGreenTexts on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, and to rate, review, subscribe, and follow us (#RRSF). As always, feel free to shoot us an email at NoGreenTextsPodcast@gmail.com for any dating questions, stories, or just to say hi!

Are we FBO? Are we IGO? Where do you land in my Top 8? In today's episode, we talk Social Media and dating. We talk about exes and where they might fit in your digital footprint after you call it quits. Additionally, we're gonna breakdown what to do when you find some new, and whether or not it really matter who your significant other follows? As a bonus, we get into a heated debate about whether you should keep your Myspace as the relic that is, or if you should delete that faster then you can pick your top 4. Remember to follow us at @NoGreenTexts on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, and to rate, review, subscribe, and follow us (#RRSF). As always, feel free to shoot us an email at NoGreenTextsPodcast@gmail.com for any dating questions, stories, or just to say hi!

On this very special episode of No Green Texts, we have our first ever guest! (LIKE OMG WHO ARE WE?) Kristen Leppek tells us everything we would want to know about Enneagrams! From how to apply enneagrams to our relationships, figuring out what your perfect match is, and so much more. Additionally, we break down enneagrams and our relationships, and the enneagram relationship between yours truly! On top of all that, Kristen gives us some helpful resources to figure out what your enneagram is, and learning about enneagrams as a whole! Go show Kristen some love as she gets ready to embark on her tiny house journey at @littleleppekhouse on Instagram! Remember to follow us at @NoGreenTexts on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, and to rate, review, subscribe, and follow us (#RRSF). As always, feel free to shoot us an email at NoGreenTextsPodcast@gmail.com for any dating questions, stories, or just to say hi!

Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters! Now that spooky season is upon us we discuss what it's like to be ghosted, and what qualifies as ghosting? We talk about the times we've been ghosted, the times we've ghosted people, and SPOILER ALERT: Kelsey finally shares her infamous scrambled eggs story. To close things out we list some different terms for ghosting. Remember to rate, review, follow, and subscribe to No Green Texts, and to share us with literally everybody you know. Have a question? Want us to cover a topic? Email us at nogreentextspodcast@gmail.com!

We're giving our 25 cents on the quarter-life crisis experience. But what is a quarter-life crisis? Are you too young for a quarter-life crisis, or maybe too old? What can cause a quarter-life crisis? We attempt to answer these questions while sharing our own quarter-life crises (we might still be living through ours). Finally, we give some tips on how to help keep yourself afloat during your quarter-life crisis. Remember to rate, review, follow, and subscribe to No Green Texts, and to share us with literally everybody you know. Have a question? Want us to cover a topic? Email us at nogreentextspodcast@gmail.com! 

We've all been rejected and it sucks! But thankfully we're here to tell you that rejection is nothing to worry about. We'll be talking about our experiences with rejection (spoiler alert: we've rejected people too), and how to deal with rejection; because rejection is a natural part of life. You're not for everybody, and not everybody is for you, and as we'll learn today "we're not cheese".

Raise your hands if you love first dates!

What do you do when you aren't dating someone? Do you party until dawn or do you go into self-care mode? In this episode, we talk about the idea of dating yourself, positive affirmations, and the food pyramid that is our relationships.

In today's episode, we discuss the age-old question of how to define the relationship (DTR)! How do you start the conversation? How long should you wait beforehand? What questions should you be asking yourself before you define the relationship? Before you ask "What are we?" should you be asking "Who is me?"

Welcome to the first episode of No Green Texts! We're diving in headfirst to the wild world of modern dating and some of the many unwritten rules that go along with it.