Pretty & Useless: Prescribed for the Modern Girl

Pretty & Useless: Prescribed for the Modern Girl

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I feel pretty useless ... most of the time. The only person who understands, is my hairdresser. I got the idea for "Pretty and Useless" while getting my hair done. I was bitching about a guy that puked on me ... on our first date. My filter was gone. Now the 4th wall is gone. Happy Listening! Love…

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    • Jan 13, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 30m AVG DURATION
    • 11 EPISODES


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    Ep. 11 Girl, take a shower!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2019 30:42


    What podcasts do we LOVE? Slutoween & stinky friends.  WARNING: Contains explicit language & content CONNECT - WEBSITE: www.prettyanduseless.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/prettyanduseless INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/prettynuseless TWITTER: www.twitter.com/prettynuseless EMAIL: http://www.prettyanduseless.com/contact

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    Ep. 10 I want you to WANT to do the dishes!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2018 30:33


    Who HATES Harry Potter? "Sexting" let you freak flag fly ... & does misery love company? WARNING: Contains explicit language & content CONNECT - WEBSITE: www.prettyanduseless.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/prettyanduseless INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/prettynuseless TWITTER: www.twitter.com/prettynuseless EMAIL: http://www.prettyanduseless.com/contact

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    Ep. 9: Does anyone need a scope?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2018 30:18


    Don't text me "K" .. K? Get a job & "WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!" WARNING: Contains explicit language & content CONNECT - WEBSITE: www.prettyanduseless.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/prettyanduseless INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/prettynuseless TWITTER: www.twitter.com/prettynuseless EMAIL: http://www.prettyanduseless.com/contact

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    Ep. 8: Sorry 'bout your family!?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2018 30:35


    The "man baby" epidemic, does she stay-at-home or go back to work? ... & is your family crazy?  WARNING: Contains explicit language & content CONNECT - WEBSITE: www.prettyanduseless.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/prettyanduseless INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/prettynuseless TWITTER: www.twitter.com/prettynuseless EMAIL: http://www.prettyanduseless.com/contact

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    Ep. 7: Back Bush

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2018 30:15


    Who puts make-up on & drinks coffee .. while driving? We talk "know-it-alls" & how to handle womanizers? WARNING: Contains explicit language & content CONNECT - WEBSITE: www.prettyanduseless.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/prettyanduseless INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/prettynuseless TWITTER: www.twitter.com/prettynuseless EMAIL: http://www.prettyanduseless.com/contact

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    Ep. 6: Get pregnant. Problem solved!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2018 30:16


    Who is a secret-hoarder? He changed his mind about kids ... & ask for a raise RIGHT NOW! WARNING: Contains explicit language & content CONNECT - WEBSITE: www.prettyanduseless.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/prettyanduseless INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/prettynuseless TWITTER: www.twitter.com/prettynuseless EMAIL: http://www.prettyanduseless.com/contact     

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    Ep. 5: Tabasco ... ?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2018 30:42


    How much should you tip for a Brazilian? (we ask the pros). Everyone can hear the boss "getting some" ... & she's 23, MOM is NOT happy!   WARNING: Contains explicit language & content CONNECT - WEBSITE: www.prettyanduseless.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/prettyanduseless INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/prettynuseless TWITTER: www.twitter.com/prettynuseless EMAIL: http://www.prettyanduseless.com/contact MUSIC CREDITS - Lee Rosevere "Curiousity" Licensed under Attribution License Simon Mathewson "Some Silly Songs" Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution

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    Ep. 4: Compliment Sandwich

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2018 30:39


    Things get hairy, uh-oh she's been labeled as "too aggressive" ... & who did he send a dick pic to? WARNING: Contains explicit language & content CONNECT - WEBSITE: www.prettyanduseless.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/prettyanduseless INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/prettynuseless TWITTER: www.twitter.com/prettynuseless EMAIL: http://www.prettyanduseless.com/contact MUSIC CREDITS - Lee Rosevere "Curiousity" Licensed under Attribution License Simon Mathewson "Some Silly Songs" Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution

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    Ep. 3: Quit eating cat poop...

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2018 30:16


    If dogs could talk, she's started pole dancing ... & should I warn the new person? WARNING: Contains explicit language & content CONNECT - WEBSITE: www.prettyanduseless.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/prettyanduseless INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/prettynuseless TWITTER: www.twitter.com/prettynuseless EMAIL: http://www.prettyanduseless.com/contact MUSIC CREDITS - Lee Rosevere "Curiousity" Licensed under Attribution License Simon Mathewson "Some Silly Songs" Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution

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    Ep. 2: Hide Yo Wives!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2018 30:39


    He called me a liar, my girlfriend knows I get anxious ... & would you change the shitty stuff? WARNING: Contains explicit language & content CONNECT - WEBSITE: www.prettyanduseless.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/prettyanduseless INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/prettynuseless TWITTER: www.twitter.com/prettynuseless EMAIL: http://www.prettyanduseless.com/contact MUSIC CREDITS - Lee Rosevere "Curiousity" Licensed under Attribution License Simon Mathewson "Some Silly Songs" Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution

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    Ep 1. Man Panties

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2018 34:06


    My friend wants a job but she sucks, I can't believe she bought him "man panties" ... & hot or rich? Which do you pick? WARNING: Contains explicit language & content CONNECT - WEBSITE: www.prettyanduseless.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/prettyanduseless INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/prettynuseless TWITTER: www.twitter.com/prettynuseless EMAIL: http://www.prettyanduseless.com/contact MUSIC CREDITS - Lee Rosevere "Curiousity" Licensed under Attribution License Sound/Music by Setuniman at www.freesound.org/people/setuniman/ Simon Mathewson "Some Silly Songs" Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution  

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