Something Human

Evan has lost so many cheap Bluetooth headsets that he may just upgrade to AirPods. Somehow, this reminds Isaac of a couple dumb jokes that Evan doesn't get.

Isaac loves fruit. So much so that he considers it a part of who he is. Evan had no idea that bananas came in different colors, but is intrigued by expensive meat and the ethics of hunting.

Evan and Isaac muse about humble celebrities, Papa Murphy's pizza, the nuances of vampires, and experiences with collection agencies.

Evan and Isaac glory in the wonders & potential of hemp, and bemoan the propaganda that vilified it for so long. Queue Bill Clinton impression and canvas shoes.

Isaac has discovered Fauvism and is excited about its history as an art movement. This reminds Evan of a time he saw someone record an entire concert instead of watching the show.

Evan recently had an unpleasant experience at a restaurant when his reservation was given away, and it reminds Isaac of ancient practices of documentation of storytelling.

Evan wonders if it's better to always order the same poke bowl or if it's better to always try new things. Isaac prefers new experiences.

Isaac is excited about his recent experiences thrift shopping. Evan remembers the most embarrassing item he ever donated, until it turns into a conversation about the special moments.

Evan is concerned about the health impacts of cell phone radiation and discusses a new product that claims a solution. Isaac goes on a tangent about the time his car got gated and locked up at a downtown restaurant.

In light of Christmas just passing, Evan and Isaac muse about the holiday culture and how to best grasp its joys.

Evan wonders what a healthy relationship looks like between an adult and their parents. Isaac's mom doesn't even know about this podcast, but that's fine.

Isaac is wondering why some things are in style and other things aren't. Who decides what's in, and why do people care? Evan suggests it goes beyond just fashion.

Evan ponders different types of anger and their legitimacy. Isaac takes the opportunity to share things that make him vehement, including people who wear sunglasses inside.

Evan realizes that his subscriptions are getting out of control. You can have subscriptions to everything these days, probably even coffee.

The Oxford comma leads to musing on integrity. Evan recalls his experience with a couple lying childhood friends, and Isaac tells a lie about wiping his butt.

Houses are expensive in Seattle where we live, so we got to talking about other living options. We agree that people are starting to want community over just housing, but we don't know what that means for the future. But Isaac lives in an RV and Evan's a real estate agent, so we have ideas.

Isaac ponders whether advertising could disappear or if it's a necessary. Evan points out that the product being advertised and the ethics involved are more important considerations than advertising as a whole.

Evan theorizes that maybe we should be doing what we liked to do as a child. Isaac responds with deep thoughts about work in our modern society.

Isaac finds design inspiration from Malika Favre as a result of a lost web design job. He and Evan discuss Coldplay, Muse, and Radiohead in an effort to roadmap the journey of an expert.

The conversation ebbs and flows through dreaming of eating apples out of a dump garbage truck to the childhood joys of stuffed animals.

Isaac's only super power is his adeptness at slicing mangoes, not KO'ing demigods. When it comes down to it, we just want something more relatable.

The conversation starts about Wim Hof and mind-over-body topics, until Evan nails his impersonation of Napoleon Dynamite and Isaac tells his story of finding a free Frisbee in a cold lake.

Evan and Isaac talk about what the intro to this podcast should be.