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The only show that provides you with your daily dose of stoke. My name is Kevin Johns, and I am an avid surfer and a curly haired homie from New Jersey. Tune in and hear this smooth voice take you on a journey to the beach where you're sipping a mad delish corona while trying to get sand out of your…

Kevin Johns


    • Jun 17, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 24m AVG DURATION
    • 18 EPISODES


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    Ep. 18: A Man of Culture ft. Patrick Johns

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2021 91:17


    What up dudes! Today we are joined my brother, Patrick Johns, who is an author, musician, and world traveler. His new book, The Lost Soul, is out now on Amazon! We dive into hot topics on his new book, living in Spain, and growing up together. Stay frosty! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/swellometer/support

    Ep. 17: The Skateboard Divide

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2021 13:27


    What up dudes! I’m stoked to bring you a fire pod about my old school scooter days. I was king of the streets and my impact on the skaters was legendary. Stay frosty! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/swellometer/support

    Ep. 16: The Lost Strawberry

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2021 11:49


    What up dudes! Join me in this fire episode as I talk about the tragedy of the lost strawberries and delve into some ptsd of college classes. Stay frosty my dawgs! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/swellometer/support

    Ep. 15: Fruit Bowl Frenzy

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2020 19:46


    What up dudes! In this fire episode I share a wild ride I had with a fruit bowl on a gnarly summer day in Jersey. Stay frosty. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/swellometer/support

    Ep. 14: The Legend of Heights Lane

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2020 28:39


    What up dudes! Today I get into spicy stories of my college house at 202 Heights Lane in Blacksburg, VA. I look back on good times with my two main dogs after an epic journey of adventures in our HQ. Stay frosty! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/swellometer/support

    Ep. 13: Stoke Science

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2020 25:30


    What up dudes! On today's pod I get deep into stoke science and perform an epic study in the world of ASMR. Get your tingles on with my sweet whispers to see if it works! Stay frosty! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/swellometer/support

    Ep. 12: Celebration

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2020 21:18


    What up dudes! Join me as I give a shoutout to the Class of 2020 for their great accomplishments over the past few years. Also, I get into some major beef with allergy season. We're always here to keep the stoke flowing happy Thursday my peeps! Stay frosty. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/swellometer/support

    Ep. 11: The Case of the Missing Pants

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2020 22:10


    What up peeps! Today I get into hot topics such as club penguin and Levi jeans. Come on this talk with me and help me uncover the mystery of my lost jeans in the household. My stoke needs to be reignited and the jeans will be found. I need them back so I can have the feeling of those Levi's caressing my buttocks once more! I do not own the music all credit goes to blink-182. Stay frosty! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/swellometer/support

    Ep. 10: Staying Stoked

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2020 20:29


    What up peeps! In this fire episode I give you guys my hot tips on staying stoked in self isolaysh. Keep the stoke alive my dogs. Stay frosty! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/swellometer/support

    Ep. 9: Squirrels, Jack Johnson, Coffee

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2020 23:32


    What up dudes! Come and engage in this epic pod session where I talk about these speedster squirrels, my favorite musician Jack Johnson, and coffee fails. Don't miss the stoke my dogs get your Tuesday firing on all cylinders. Stay frosty. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/swellometer/support

    Ep. 8: Tuesday Vibes

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2020 20:39


    What up dudes! I'm back again for another episode of the pod. Join me as I dive into hot trending topics, epic gym fails, stoke shout outs, and more to get the froth train rolling on high speed. Keep it real dudes. Stay frosty. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/swellometer/support

    Ep. 7: Origins of Chillness

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2020 12:39


    What up dudes! On today's pod I dive into the origins of my chillness by ways of the surf gods. Enjoy. Stay frosty! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/swellometer/support

    Ep. 5: Ice Cream, Sing Alongs, Bros

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2019 30:31


    What up dudes. Tune in and listen to me and my dogs sing epic songs in a nightly hang sesh. Also, I talk the world's greatest treat and how my life revolves around this delish food we call ice cream. Stay frosty! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/swellometer/support

    Ep. 6: The Return of the Stoke

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2019 11:50


    What up dudes! It's been a while, but the stoke returns on this epic pod. I give major shoutouts to the legends I see giving off positive vibes to the world. Tune in and keep your stoke booming on maximum capacity. Stay frosty! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/swellometer/support

    Ep. 3: Morning Pizza, Sports, Stoke feat. Dom

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2019 27:50


    What up dudes. Me and my dog Dom talk a healthy amount of topics in this episode. Come listen about morning pizza, sports, and giant butts on this intense session. Stay frosty! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/swellometer/support

    Ep. 4: Youth Sports, Angry Dads, Good Vibes

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2019 25:40


    What up dudes. I talk the clash of dads in the youth sports scene on this episode. It's sure to get you looking back on your sports days. Get stoked bro. Stay frosty! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/swellometer/support

    Ep. 2: Karl Puts on a Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2019 15:25


    What up dudes. I talk about my boy Karl I met over the summer. He's mad cool and sure to get your stoke tank elevated to the highest possible level. Stay frosty! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/swellometer/support

    Ep. 1: California Dreamin'

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2019 13:31


    Wow the first episode ever. This is where it all starts. This is the Swellometer Podcast here to keep your stoke alive and provide you with positive vibes to keep with you on your daily trek through life. Come on this journey to feel like you're drinking a delish corona on the beach in the summer with sand up your buttocks. Stay frosty! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/swellometer/support

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