That's Right, Bitches

Melissa is a BIG fan of Laura Beverlin, but that might not be clear. So this week, she’s doing a thorough examination of the influencer and why we need her in these trying times. But first, Melissa talks about field day and the inefficacy of traditional schooling’s take on physical education.

Melissa went on vacation in the COVID era and she lived to tell the tale! Also, Zac Efron has a show on Netflix and it’s nothing you wanted it to be!

Melissa is getting you ALL caught up on her mental breakdowns over the last couple months, talking about how she’s ugly now, and why she stopped tracking macros!

Melissa has cracked, and she’s full on stream of consciousness this week. Also, she’s decided to start tracking her macros so god help us all!! Follow on Instagram @cupcakesomg for more!

Melissa has a LOT to catch up on with you this week: she watched Too Hot to Handle and has thoughts, she got scammed on Poshmark and lived to tell the tale, and she’s kinda not buying the whole “go easy on yourself during quarantine” mantra. For more of Melissa’s every thought, follow her on Instagram @cupcakesomg. You can also watch this podcast on YouTube - just search for CupcakesOMG!

Melissa is joined this week by her first guest ever, fellow Pure Barre owner Brittany Egbert. This week, Melissa and Brittany discuss staying healthy in these quarantimes, reminisce on the first time they met, and generally cackle at themselves. Brittany is the owner of Pure Barre North Hollywood so if you’re a celebrity (or just want to look like one), make sure to check her out! For more of Melissa, find her on Instagram @cupckaesomg and Brittany @begbert.

This week, Melissa’s stupidity truly shines as she stumbles her way through explaining the lymphatic system. And if that weren’t enough, she also gives you some ideas for how to keep the motivation up to stay active in these Qauran-times. For more Melissa, follow her on Instagram @cupcakesomg!

Melissa’s been quarantined and frankly, she’s thriving. She’s catching you up on all the random shit in her life at the mome, including her top picks for what to watch on Netflix to forget about whatever global pandemic ails ya! Get more over on Instagram @cupcakesomg

Melissa watched Love is Blind and she has THOUGHTS. Somehow, she also manages to tie it back to health? What an adventure! Don’t forget to subscribe and follow her on Instagram @cupcakesomg

Melissa talks about her new fandom for Selena Gomez and predicts the future of Billie Eilish’s career. Also, she lifts the veil on why you’re a bad cook. INSTAGRAM: @cupcakesomg

This week, Melissa yells at you sleep-deprived bitches and reminds you why getting 8 hours is so crucial to your well-being! Follow on Instagram: @cupcakesomg

Melissa answers your burning questions about dating and self improvement! Instagram: @cupcakesomg

This week, Melissa talks about why you should work out and what to look for in your workouts to ensure you stick with them long-term. She’s also saying bad words a lot...again.

Melissa gives out parenting advice in the wake of the backlash following J. Lo’s unforgettable Super Bowl performance and inspires you to get comfortable with confrontation.

Melissa does her best/worst impression of someone who knows anything about nutrition, Paleo diets, and plan-based eating. Also she talks about vulvas! For more of Melissa’s nonsense, make sure to follow on Instagram @cupcakesomg and don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and review!

Melissa goes off on her new favorite Netflix show and her new wearable fitness tracker, WHOOP. Get a free WHOOP strap and your first month FREE when you join with my link: https://join.whoop.com/#/8F7C5C

Two episodes in and we already have a spin-off! This weeks minisode is all about Things Melissa Hates. Find out what can ruin her day in an instant in this quick episode!

This week I’m getting philosophical and explaining my outlook on swearing, my new Stoicism ideology, and worshipping the original influencer, Paris Hilton.

In our premier episode, Melissa rambles on about where the name CupcakesOMG comes from and shares a touching story about her professional history.