This is Not a Cry for Help

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Just a stream of consciousness from a leftist college student in a conservative town in which I discuss my current issues with dead air.

Rusty Teeth


    • Jan 4, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 21m AVG DURATION
    • 21 EPISODES


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    Season 2 Finale: I’m Done With This Shit

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2021 22:59


    Reading back, it’s kind of an aggressive title... Nevertheless, I’m going on hiatus indefinitely because life is about to be busy with my final semester of school. Maybe I’ll come back later, but if not, thanks for listening.

    Alive For Spite

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2020 20:31


    I got some cool stuff for Xmas. Guess I gotta stay alive so I can show off my new HOLOGRAPHIC BOOTS AND FANNY PACK ✨

    Your Suicidal Cohost

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2020 24:05


    Forgive the edgy title, but shit’s been hard for everyone these days. Happy holidays, y’all. See you next year ✌

    Whoops, I Overshared (Again)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2020 25:17


    Things are about to get dangerously revealing. No, I don’t mean getting naked.

    A Very Special Hallowelection Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2020 25:39


    Shit sandwich that we’re used to or poison? Either way, the alcohol in Las Vegas makes me understand why people become alcoholics.

    This Is Not a Cry For Help Sounds an Awful Lot Like a Cry For Help

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2020 20:56


    I am running out of things to say. Cyberbully me at 4everemilydealwithit@gmail.com and give me more topics!

    Vagina Bread

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2020 23:09


    Who knew amoxicillin could cause yeast infections?

    2:30 More Like Tooth Hurty

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2020 22:02


    I gotta get another root canal. Rest in power, RBG. “Nailed It” is borderline sadistic.

    I Should Be Asleep

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2020 22:57


    Thank you guys so much for listening to me like the silent, faceless support system that you are. I promise I’ll give you some better content soon.

    Season 2 of Mild Suffering!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2020 20:59


    School has started but my anxiety is suspiciously absent. Could this be maturity? Or are my meds just working?

    Moving On Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2020 21:35


    I’ll be moving back into my dorm in a few days, but today, I’m going to be vaguely rambling about my problems yet again. Extra points for anyone who correctly guesses what stimulant I’m on during this episode.

    Basic Bitch Boring Baby

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2020 23:16


    Probably the worst and most boring episode yet, but I gotta make my self-imposed twice weekly quota for episodes, so here you go. I’ll talk about psychedelics next time.

    White Guilt Incarnate

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2020 21:01


    I have so much work to do. We all do. It would be easier if entry level jobs weren’t paid slave wages, though.

    420/PCP Experiences

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2020 20:40


    Mary Jane, K-holing, DXM, it’s all good. But for the love of God, PLEASE don’t tell my parents I’ve done drugs...

    Death Grips Made Me Cry

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2020 20:28


    PMS and internal spite are my main motivators. The next episode will cover my experiences with weed and PCP so be ready for that.

    Downer Ending

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2020 22:55


    I can’t sleep.

    Burp or Vomit? You Decide

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2020 20:39


    Manic descriptions of lunch prep and jello hobbies between sparkling water-induced burps.

    POV You’re My Therapist and My Friends are Fighting

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2020 20:44


    Communication is difficult. So are relationships. Grab some popcorn and listen to me talk about my woes about both.

    Fat Girls, Makeup, and Pedophiles

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2020 20:50


    It’s not as interesting as it sounds.

    Introductory Rambling

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2020 20:11


    A bit about myself while remaining anonymous and also struggling with this new audio medium.

    This is Not a Cry for Help (Trailer)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2020 0:47


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