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We wrote a novel when we were fifteen. Not just a novel - three full length, 80k word novels that severely lacked plot and purpose. Part YA dystopian, part cringey romance, and part fan-fiction. And now, we’re twenty-three, and we’re ready for a re-read. Join us as we sift through the books, chapter by chapter, and break down the psyche of our past fifteen year old selves.

We Wrote This Crap


    • Jan 4, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 40m AVG DURATION
    • 20 EPISODES


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    S1E8: The First Casualty

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2021 41:04


    SPOILER: we commit our first casualty!!! Who will it be? Listen to us continue to make fun of ourselves. Twitter: @wewrotethispod Email: wewrotethiscrap@gmail.com Disclaimer: This was recorded in December, pre-COVID. We are both currently in isolation, but recorded this together before!

    S1E20: Password Strength: Weak

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2020 44:05


    Well, we're finally here. We've reached the end of book 1. How are they going to wrap it all up?? Join us as our book reaches the climax and find out how (and if...) we manage to tie up all those loose ends.

    S1E19: Cold Lips Troy

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2020 37:22


    The second to last episode of this book. A climactic (or not so climactic...) chapter. The one literally nobody has been waiting for. Let's do it!

    S1E18: A New Kind of Shovel

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2020 46:26


    The story is getting close to an end, and Troy and Adelise are nowhere near anything that resembles an ending. Listen and learn about how Troy changes his mind, how Natalina digs a hole, and all the fanfic tropes Erin liked to use in Adelise's chapters.

    S1E17: Down In The Sewage Pipes

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2020 43:58


    Troy spends some time pouting in the forest, and Adelise goes into “Battle.” And of course, they travel via their favorite method - sewage!

    S1E16: Just Go To Therapy

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2020 36:47


    Buckle up folks, because it's getting angsty. Troy grapples with some dark (and very out of character?) feelings and Adelise brings the drama. CONTENT WARNING: mention of suicidal thoughts

    S1E15: Our Most Ferocious Fighter

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2020 36:16


    Troy and Adelise make it out of Sector H - where to next?? Join us as we wade through more and more atrocious plot holes. Like seriously. This book makes no sense.

    S1E14: Hollie Loves Capitalism

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2020 36:57


    In which we both accidentally write the same chapter, Dornan gets funnier and funnier, Adelise says ACAB and Hollie kinda sucks

    S1E13: Troy the Last Airbender

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2020 45:33


    Well folks, this one is chalk full of references. Somehow, we managed to steal content from Avatar and Percy Jackson? And don't even get us started on fonts. This one is a good one!

    S1E12: The Russian and the Rogue Hair

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2020 43:50


    We've made it this far - Adelise and Troy are in Sector H, doing god-knows-what. What did Erin and Manasa's 15-year-old brains come up with next?

    S1E11: Plan? What Plan?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2020 43:11


    Join us to listen to the literal worst plan ever. Clearly no plot at all. Yay! Twitter: @wewrotethispod Email: wewrotethiscrap@gmail.com

    S1E10: The Lake of Friendship

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2020 44:11


    Where are Adelise and Troy headed next? Probably nowhere. Join us as we relive chapters 19 and 20 of our terrible YA novel we wrote at 15. Twitter: @wewrotethispod Email: wewrotethiscrap@gmail.com

    S1E9: The George Clooney Multiverse

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2020 42:06


    Ever heard of the George Clooney multiverse?? No? Probably for your own sake. Time for us to discuss our next terrible chapters! Twitter: @wewrotethispod Email: wewrotethiscrap@gmail.com

    S1E7: Purple Unicorns Like Friday Night Moons, Huh?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2020 30:31


    This week, Erin and Manasa dive into some very strange chapters... involving Toto the dog?? Twitter: @wewrotethispod Email: wewrotethiscrap@gmail.com Disclaimer: This was recorded in December, pre-COVID. We are both currently in isolation, but recorded this together before!

    S1E6: Pictures Of You, Pictures Of Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2020 36:26


    Thanks for tuning in! Join us as we dive deep into the atrocious novel we wrote at 15 years old. Twitter: @wewrotethispod Email: wewrotethiscrap@gmail.com Disclaimer: This was recorded in December, pre-COVID. We are both currently in isolation, but recorded this together before!

    S1E5: The Butt Fish

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2020 36:10


    Join us to discuss the next chapters of our crappy books!

    S1E4: We Show Off Our Spanish Skills

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2020 47:27


    Welcome back to episode 4 where we, unfortunately, decide to include Spanish. Twitter: @wewrotethispod Email: wewrotethiscrap@gmail.com

    S1E3: Eagle Scout and Tree Squirrel

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2020 45:45


    Where are Troy and Adelise off to after they escape from their “Sector?” Come find out

    S1E2: Get Your Super Nerd Freak On

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2020 33:12


    Join Erin and Manasa as they dive deep into Chapters 3 and 4 of the terrible, terrible novel they wrote when they were 15. Twitter: @wewrotethispod Email: wewrotethiscrap@gmail.com

    S1E1: Holy Catnip!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2020 48:25


    Thanks for tuning in! Join us as we introduce ourselves and then proceed to dive deep, deep into the first two chapters of the quite atrocious novel we wrote at 15 years old. Twitter: @wewrotethispod Email: wewrotethiscrap@gmail.com Disclaimer: This was recorded in December, pre-COVID. We are both currently in isolation, but recorded this together before!

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