Who Mad?

This episode is all over the place. Since our last two shows took a more serious tone, we figured we'd just bullsh*t in this episode. We literally brought the mics into the kitchen and just hit record lmao. Sharing our internet sh*tposts with you lovely folk, and a small rant on universal healthcare thrown in as a treat. This episode bounces around A LOT, but if you want to hear about serving t*t, getting spoiled Arby's, nudes, Justine's sh*tbag dad, etc. etc. give it a listen.

CONTENT WARNING: This is a continuation of last week's episode on diet culture, body positivity, eating disorders and the likes. Our convo with @awkwardesthuman continues as we move in to explaining our strategies and coping methods post-recovery. A lot more light hearted than last time. Still just as blunt.

TW: Eating disorders, body image, diet culture, weight, fuck you and your rice cakes. If any of these aforementioned things leave you unsettled, feel free to skip until we're back to farting and making bullshit content. We dove into our eating disorder and body image stories with the great-in-glasses, TikTok comedian, self-love queen, Katie Makowski. This is a courageous conversation for us and everyone who listens to it, so enjoy the ride if you so choose! Ask questions, send feedback, let us know if it resonates. Xoxo, Love you, hate My Fitness Pal.

“I Love College” -Asher Roth —Taylor and Justine. Today's beauty tip for maintaining youth is having a 19 year old on the pod. Remember high school? Remember college? Remember prom? Remember fake IDs? Taylor's little sister Isabelle is here to tell us what the hip kids are up to. And for modern content: Call Her Daddy shit talking, pls stream Derry Girls because American content is boneless, and RIP DINKYTOWN MCDONALDS.

Welcome to episode 3, The Post Hanksgiving Special. Gangs all here, including Victoria “The Mench” and Hank “The Club Penguin Black Puffle.” Somehow we've kept at it and haven't gotten tired of oversharing for you f*cks. In this episode, we treat you to the following: Spotify Wrapped (we DO care), cigs inside, porta-potty tipping, people who throw tantrums at the airport, AND a gorgeous little mental health update (ok we're funny AND serious??? she said “depth”). Until next time, stay mad xo

There's no reason we should be doing this... We (Taylor and Justine) cover everything under the sun in our very first episode. We start off with our favorite verse of the week, which segues into a rant on Jack Harlow's sex appeal and celebrity hall passes. Then we jump into our bootleg version of Pitchfork's Over/Under series, and find ourselves talking about shower sex and Arby's? We finish running our mouths by spending way too much time overanalyzing Taylor's Hinge feed, and tease a few of our ideas for future segments. Disclaimer: This is our first run at this so apologies in advance that it sounds like we filmed this inside a tin can, you can hear us breathing into the mic, Taylor says "big facts" way too many times, and there are hella awkward cuts. Enjoy tho