Alright Settle Down

What did Patrick discover about LAPD during these times, rethinking the 84, 96 and 03 NBA drafts and Patrick's audio gets better as it goes on

Politics and social issues with no yelling.  For real.

Patrick's take on the coronavirus (however you spell it), Super Tuesday, which former NFL kicker he could beat up and is boxing a real sport.

Kobe.

Who is Patrick politically aligned with?  Do you care?

Football, World War 1 and why Jimmy won't race- first episode of the new year.

Incredibly special guests in studio today to talk Iconic franchises, the year in sports and an on air apology from Patrick to a guest.  There seems to be a lot of those.

What is the point of questioning someone's fandom?  Who's the current holder of the "if you have someone ask you if you just saw what so and so player did will get you to a TV fastest" title?  And who's in the studio today?  Find out

Stages of life, plant based ideas, recapping Patrick's motorcycle accidents and the Mason Rudolph Myles Garret fight.  We've got it all

The guys break down the opening of the NBA season kind of, their super bowl predictions in a way and really dive into Patricks plant based lifestyle and his new nickname.

Patrick is vegan.  I know.  He talks about it.  A lot.  

Listen to this glorious episode.  What does Patrick do at red lights?  What evidence does Patrick have that LA is a lawless city and how will he use it to his advantage?  And lots of Mike Delay.  Lots

For those of you who like it when the guys give their take on sports- this isn't the episode for you.  For those of you who like to hear what Patrick looks for in a guy and why his mom should have been more supportive of his card playing at a young age- this episode is for you.

Have you ever wondered if Patrick was a ball a stick or a vail?  Probably not but you'll find out anyways.  What about his timeline of baseball allegiance?  Probably not either.  What about him getting booed at a baseball game?  Seeing a trend here

Update on Patrick's stolen car, all about a secret meeting of the privileged citizens of LA who secretly run the city, NFL predictions and what is Patrick drinking?  Tune in to find out.

Patrick had his car stolen and his groin pulled in the same week.  One of them was his fault.  But whats the status of his groin and his car now?  Tune in to find out plus Redskins Bears talk.

The guys talk Antonio Brown jacking, what's going on with the Dolphins and Giants and Patrick's best memories of live Redskin games.  

Boy Patrick's panties are in a bunch.  It's rare to see someone get something as wrong as Patrick does in today's episode regarding the Chicago Bears place in NFL history.

Special guest Troy White joins the gang to discuss the sporting culture of Michigan and why Patrick thinks Duke is always an underdog and why soccer sucks and did you know you can't call timeouts in soccer?  Patrick didn't until today

Tom Brady is clearly the most overrated athlete of all time and there's not a close second.  At least according to Patrick.  Also Derrick is back in and out of the hospital, Patrick DOESN'T hate the people of Detroit but he does hate LA meter maids and why is his dog in studio today?  Tune in to find out.

The guys bring in a super special guest and discuss the romanticism of postseason baseball, why Patrick so enjoy's trolling, Patrick's ability to make everything about himself, other things about Patrick and also Derrick was in the hospital or something.

What crimes does Patrick admit or not admit to?  How do monkeys pleasure themselves?  What do the guys think of equal pay in women's sports? And does Patrick ever just have a good day?

The biggest on air mental breakthrough of all time happens to Patrick after Derrick drops an observation about Patrick's life on him that anyone who's ever met Patrick will understand immediately.  They also discuss daily fantasy sports, Patrick's upcoming New Orleans trip and why a guy who pierced dicks got shot in a garage.  Guy stuff.

In today's episode Patrick discusses his recent religious experience, his stint in Scientology, Tyler Skaggs and Derrick is going to hit you with a Michael Jordan fact that will blow your mind.

Patrick has a run in with a knife wielding mad man and LAPD and Linda.  The guys also discusses Patrick's shortcomings in his manhood region, that his mother listens to this podcast and the Bears QB history.  Also Derrick has tonsillitis.  

Find out all about why Patrick keeps getting in fights at his kids birthday parties, where he was when he found out Kawaii signed with the Clippers and what the night before September 11th was like.  Also Derek is sick.

Patrick decides to make an all-time bad tattoo choice, pencil in Philadelphia Vs Lakers for next two finals and who should own the Hornets.

Patrick and Derrick spend way too much time talking about then Phoenix Suns while discussing the NBA Draft. 

Ep 2 of the "Alright settle down" featuring writer actor Patrick Scott Lewis and comic Derek Gordon.  Listen for their take on Anthony Davis trade, where JJ Redick belongs and who's paying for porn.