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The podcast for grown-ass adults who still really love Barbie™ movies for some reason, where we discuss and rate every animated Barbie™ film that's ever existed, hosted by known Barbie™ enthusiast Tommy Kearley and self-described Barbie™ expert Rowan Quinn.

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    • Feb 28, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 23m AVG DURATION
    • 10 EPISODES


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    EP.10 - Let's Get This Cheese

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2019 105:27


    What's cookin' good lookin'? We're back and kicking off with Barbie and the Island Princess (2007)! This episode has as discussing topics such as: the sisterhood of the travelling barnyard, parallels between stalkers and animal sidekicks, and how Mattel probably doesn't know what an elephant looks like. ITUNES: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/barbietopia SOUNDCLOUD: @barbietopia STITCHER: www.stitcher.com/podcast/unknown-…ency/barbietopia TUMBLR: barbietopiapodcast.tumblr.com/ TWITTER: twitter.com/barbietopiapod (next episode will be out soon. soon-ish. maybe)

    EP.9 - Rowena Apologists 2k18

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2018 80:56


    Hey! Get in the car! This is 'Barbie in the 12 Dancing Princesses' (2006)! We got shit to say and questions to ask, like: Was their mum a witch? How bad is Rowena really? And can we go one fucking episode without making movies aimed at five-year-olds political? ITUNES: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/barbietopia SOUNDCLOUD: soundcloud.com/barbietopia STITCHER: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/unknown-frequency/barbietopia TUMBLR: barbietopiapodcast.tumblr.com/ TWITTER: twitter.com/barbietopiapod (When will the next episode be out?? Fuck if I know!)

    EP.8 - An Ice Odyssey

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2018 112:53


    Coming at you this week is 'Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus' (2005) as we wonder: What's the difference between a horse and a car (are they truly one and the same)? Have we finally got a magic system with some semblance of structure? And why are giants not portrayed as the intellectuals they, atomically speaking, should be? ITUNES: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/barbietopia SOUNDCLOUD: soundcloud.com/barbietopia STITCHER: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/unknown-frequency/barbietopia TUMBLR: barbietopiapodcast.tumblr.com/ TWITTER: twitter.com/barbietopiapod

    EP.7 - Frongus Maximus

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2018 94:29


    This week we cover 'Fairytopia: Magic of the Rainbow' (2007) and discuss: Why does Dandelion even exist in this franchise? What if the puffballs were forced to take over the first blush of spring? AND HAS ELINA HAD MAGIC THIS WHOLE DAMN TIME?! ITUNES: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/barbietopia SOUNDCLOUD: soundcloud.com/barbietopia STITCHER: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/unknown-frequency/barbietopia TUMBLR: barbietopiapodcast.tumblr.com/ TWITTER: twitter.com/barbietopiapod

    EP.6 - Two For One Deal

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2018 64:55


    This week we discuss 'Barbie: Mermaidia' (2006) and ponder: Is Fairytopia a dictatorship? How many prophetesses do you need in one damn movie? And was the Depths of Despair more of a vore thing, or a tentacle thing? (NOTE: sorry for the lateness, the audio is a little shithouse cus I was working off a funky backup) ITUNES: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/b... SOUNDCLOUD: @barbietopia STITCHER: www.stitcher.com/podcast/unkn... TUMBLR: barbietopiapodcast.tumblr.com/ TWITTER: twitter.com/barbietopiapod (The next episode will be out on the 8th of March, 2018...)

    EP.5 - Barbie! Does! Parkour!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2018 62:54


    In this episode we discuss 'Barbie: Fairytopia' (2005) and ask: Is Hugh ex-military? Is Bibble a satanic force? Does fairy society lob off wings as punishment? And is this shitshow just slowly becoming a Power Rangers podcast? ITUNES: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/b... SOUNDCLOUD: @barbietopia STITCHER: www.stitcher.com/podcast/unkn... TUMBLR: barbietopiapodcast.tumblr.com/ TWITTER: twitter.com/barbietopiapod (The next episode will be out on the 22nd of Feb, 2018...)

    EP.4 - The Sinning Keeps Happening

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2018 73:39


    In this episode we take a look at 'Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper' (2004) and wonder: How many PhD's do you really need to understand Barbie films? What's up with the disguises Prince Dominic? WHY CAN'T SMART VILLIANS just FUCKING HIRE SMART PEOPLE??? ITUNES: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/b... SOUNDCLOUD: https://soundcloud.com/barbietopia STITCHER: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/unkn... TUMBLR: https://barbietopiapodcast.tumblr.com/ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/barbietopiapod (The next episode will be out on the 8th of Feb, 2018...)

    EP.3 - Barbie's Furry Adventure

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2018 75:43


    In our third installment, we tackle 'Barbie of Swan Lake' (2003) and some good significant questions such as: why is Lila so fuckin' savage? Does the Fairy Queen have any magic that isn't fashion related? And is our beloved Barbie, truely, honestly, a fucking furry? SOUNDCLOUD: https://soundcloud.com/barbietopia STITCHER: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/unkn... TUMBLR: https://barbietopiapodcast.tumblr.com/ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/barbietopiapod (The next episode will be out on the 25th of Jan, 2018...)

    EP.2 - Gothel Apologists 2k17

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2017 80:20


    This time we explore the strange stockholm syndrome of 'Barbie as Rapunzel' (2002), and ask crucial questions such as: how many secret passages is too many secret passages? Who the fuck thought the creepy ferret was a good idea? WHY IS GOTHEL SO WONDERFULLY VILLAINOUS!? TUMBLR: barbietopiapodcast.tumblr.com TWITTER: twitter.com/barbietopiapod (The next episode will be out on the 11th of Jan, 2018...)

    EP.1 - Barbie & The Nutbuster

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2017 85:40


    In this episode we cover the dubious cinematic masterpiece that is 'Barbie in the Nutcracker' (2001), and ask important questions such as: how does Eric's dick work? Why is Major Mint such a shitstain? IS AUNT DROSSELMEYER A LESBIAN!? TUMBLR: barbietopiapodcast.tumblr.com/ TWITTER: twitter.com/barbietopiapod

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