First Dates

First Dates

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Traditional (online) dating doesn’t work for everyone. First Dates podcast follows the dating lives of two of these failures - Rory Goodman-Farley (@RoryNotRoy) & Zoë Klar (@madamezooble) - in their quest for meeting that tolerable someone.


    • Apr 14, 2014 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 36m AVG DURATION
    • 40 EPISODES


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    Episode 41 - @IamEnidColeslaw

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2014 40:21


    Rory and Mary get naughty at the Space Needle restaurant and then sleep butt-to-butt. 

    Episode 40 - @michaeljhudson

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2014 34:16


    Zoë and Michael bond over their love of stupid people online and she learns a few things about trolling.

    Episode 39 - @JustAboutGlad

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2014 36:43


    Rory talks to Alison about Tinder over a bowl of popcorn.

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    Episode 38 - @jayweingarten

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2014 38:30


    Zoë is pursued by Jay like no other First Dater before him. 

    Episode 37 - @Are_Kelly

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2014 40:50


    Rory and Emily go to the mall then eat a bunch of Cajun food.

    Episode 36 - @Yassir_Lester

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2014 42:28


    Zoë and Yassir plug bittorent and he rants about magicians.

    Episode 35 - @solikebasically

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2014 37:53


    Rory and Katie get raw by talking about fuckbois and Wu-Tang.

    Episode 34 - @vladchoc

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2014 38:29


    Zoë and Jon go on a date to an aquarium and talk about yo momma's blowhole.

    Episode 33 - @kdn13

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2014 37:54


    Rory and kdn bond over sweating a lot and extreme depression when their sports teams lose. 

    Episode 32 - @KevinFarzad

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2014 33:48


    Zoë's allergies get seduced out of her by Kevin's compliments. 

    Episode 31 - @BabsGray

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2014 37:16


    Rory and Babs discuss nutrageous dicks and reminisce about their "shexual" time in Portland. 

    Episode 30 - @grantpa

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2014 37:30


    Zoë tries to win over Grant by becoming his kitten.

    Episode 29 - Hallie Haas

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2014 35:46


    Rory may be a little too forward for Hallie but he wins back some points by comparing her to a 1950's Sears model.

    Episode 28 - @TheKrax

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2014 38:57


    Zoë and David discuss his first dump ever and their hyper-scandalous grandparents.

    Episode 27 - @ElizaBayne

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2014 34:00


    Rory aims to become Eliza's sidepiece and they perfect their karaoke duet.

    Episode 26 - @trumpetcake

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2014 34:38


    Zoë is wooed by Ted's trail of paper flowers and he goes to extreme leopard-like lengths to hide their affair.

    Episode 25 - @mountainlex

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2014 39:30


    Rory and Lexie name their first child "17."

    Episode 24 - @Krista_Doyle

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2014 34:17


    Zoë and Krista discuss feng shui and their neighboring pudding vats waiting for them in heaven.

    Episode 23 - @rachelmillman

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2014 35:51


    Rory and Rachel mourn the death of Philip Seymour Hoffman and then test the pussy eating waters.

    Episode 22 - @ConorTripler

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2014 35:18


    Zoë and Conor analyze Cosmopolitan's ways to spice up a relationship and name their future child Streeter.

    Episode 21 – @erica_rosie & @NickBossRoss

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2014 35:52


    On their date, Nick and Erica talk about what they won't talk about on their date

    Episode 20 – @quintywinties & @tylerschmall

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2014 34:37


    Lindsay handles Tyler's questions like a champ but is a little confused by his signature yoga pose, “bent knee.”

    Episode 19 – @jackietown

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2014 35:38


    Rory discloses his shower secrets to Jackie and she is disgusted by his dirty shins.

    Episode 18 – @johnfreiler

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2014 34:55


    Zoë and John talk about orgies and the lucrative career of a sex butler.

    Episode 17 – @MindyFurano

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2014 34:39


    Rory charms Mindy by describing her as the creepy twins from The Shining.

    Episode 16 – @oldmanweldon

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2014 35:48


    Zoë and Will cover all the important first date bases – from his recent divorce to her neighbor's dog's placenta.

    Episode 15- Worst Dates

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2014 34:41


    On the first episode of 2014, Zoë and Rory recap some of their worst/most mono-filled dates.

    Episode 14 – Rory's Speed Dates

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2013 37:12


    Rory holds his own on his 4 exhilarating speed dates with @katiefzack, @erica_rosie, @glenna_opt and @saraghadams.

    Episode 12 – @andreeahluscu

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2013 37:13


    Rory and Andreea circle around some light spanking on their First Date

    Episode 11 – @ChrisThayerSays

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2013 34:33


    Zoë makes Chris feed her biscuits at Red Lobster and they demonstrate how phone sex should be done.

    Episode 10 – @LouisPeitzman

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2013 34:21


    Rory wins over Louis and now it's only a matter of time before he meets his mom.

    Episode 9 – @mikescollins

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2013 33:16


    Zoë opens up to Mike about her dumb dating patterns and Mike opens up to Zoë about Mandy Moore.

    Episode 8 – @smickable

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2013 39:04


    Rory thinks he's charming but Stephanie is basically like, “nah.”

    Episode 7 – @coolsexguy

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2013 39:09


    Zoë and Tyler discuss the evil nature of dudes named Derek and the true definition of porn.

    Episode 6 – @quintywinties

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2013 37:59


    Rory and Lindsay have a nice chat that leads to her choking him during their goodnight kiss.

    Episode 5 – @AlexJMann

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2013 34:31


    Zoë refuses to let Alex off easy as she reminds him of his mistake from the first time they met.

    Episode 4 – @NicCageMatch

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2013 37:08


    Rory learns a thing or two from Nic on how to be cool and show your best side on a first date.

    Episode 3 – @SeanBlazed

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2013 31:43


    Zoë has a rude awakening when her second Canadian date with Sean takes a turn for the worse.

    Episode 2 – @chelsea_elle

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2013 29:29


    Rory goes on a super cool date with Chelsea, anarchists not invited.

    Episode 1 – @NickBossRoss

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2013 33:28


    Zoë has a steamy date with Canadian Nick and gets overwhelmed by his compliments.  

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