First Dates

Rory and Mary get naughty at the Space Needle restaurant and then sleep butt-to-butt. 

Zoë and Michael bond over their love of stupid people online and she learns a few things about trolling.

Rory talks to Alison about Tinder over a bowl of popcorn.

Zoë is pursued by Jay like no other First Dater before him. 

Rory and Emily go to the mall then eat a bunch of Cajun food.

Zoë and Yassir plug bittorent and he rants about magicians.

Rory and Katie get raw by talking about fuckbois and Wu-Tang.

Zoë and Jon go on a date to an aquarium and talk about yo momma's blowhole.

Rory and kdn bond over sweating a lot and extreme depression when their sports teams lose. 

Zoë's allergies get seduced out of her by Kevin's compliments. 

Rory and Babs discuss nutrageous dicks and reminisce about their "shexual" time in Portland. 

Zoë tries to win over Grant by becoming his kitten.

Rory may be a little too forward for Hallie but he wins back some points by comparing her to a 1950's Sears model.

Zoë and David discuss his first dump ever and their hyper-scandalous grandparents.

Rory aims to become Eliza's sidepiece and they perfect their karaoke duet.

Zoë is wooed by Ted's trail of paper flowers and he goes to extreme leopard-like lengths to hide their affair.

Rory and Lexie name their first child "17."

Zoë and Krista discuss feng shui and their neighboring pudding vats waiting for them in heaven.

Rory and Rachel mourn the death of Philip Seymour Hoffman and then test the pussy eating waters.

Zoë and Conor analyze Cosmopolitan's ways to spice up a relationship and name their future child Streeter.

On their date, Nick and Erica talk about what they won't talk about on their date

Lindsay handles Tyler's questions like a champ but is a little confused by his signature yoga pose, “bent knee.”

Rory discloses his shower secrets to Jackie and she is disgusted by his dirty shins.

Zoë and John talk about orgies and the lucrative career of a sex butler.

Rory charms Mindy by describing her as the creepy twins from The Shining.

Zoë and Will cover all the important first date bases – from his recent divorce to her neighbor's dog's placenta.

On the first episode of 2014, Zoë and Rory recap some of their worst/most mono-filled dates.

Rory holds his own on his 4 exhilarating speed dates with @katiefzack, @erica_rosie, @glenna_opt and @saraghadams.

Rory and Andreea circle around some light spanking on their First Date

Zoë makes Chris feed her biscuits at Red Lobster and they demonstrate how phone sex should be done.

Rory wins over Louis and now it's only a matter of time before he meets his mom.

Zoë opens up to Mike about her dumb dating patterns and Mike opens up to Zoë about Mandy Moore.

Rory thinks he's charming but Stephanie is basically like, “nah.”

Zoë and Tyler discuss the evil nature of dudes named Derek and the true definition of porn.

Rory and Lindsay have a nice chat that leads to her choking him during their goodnight kiss.

Zoë refuses to let Alex off easy as she reminds him of his mistake from the first time they met.

Rory learns a thing or two from Nic on how to be cool and show your best side on a first date.

Zoë has a rude awakening when her second Canadian date with Sean takes a turn for the worse.

Rory goes on a super cool date with Chelsea, anarchists not invited.

Zoë has a steamy date with Canadian Nick and gets overwhelmed by his compliments.