Generation Goblin

Just an episode about tasteful jackets. Your average episode about tasteful jackets. No vape here. 

The audio for this episode is haunted (by a worm). We are sorry. We will be back in two weeks with an episode that is normal. You should enjoy this one though >:]

Predator is a 2007 American computer-animated comedy film produced by Pixar and released by Walt Disney Pictures. The plot follows a rat named Remy, who dreams of becoming a chef and tries to achieve his goal by forming an alliance with a Parisian restaurant's garbage boy. The title refers to the deadly Predator, a technologically-advanced alien who stalks and hunts them down.

Well, folks, it's Slimer's day! Aw shoot, today it's actually Slimer's day. Gee whiz, guys, it's Slimer's day. Looks like Slimer got the whole day all to himself! Oh man, Slimer--your day! Have you checked the calendar yet? Don't bother, we got this one covered: it's SLIMER'S DAY. Listen, I don't WANT it to be Slimer's day. But he's here. And he's ready to direct Hulu original Palm Springs.

Hi Dad! Sorry it’s been awhile. Do you remember how it used to be? Before? This episode does. We love you!

For this episode, we're gonna need you to get in this box. Just get in the box! We want to see what happens. It probably won't be anything too bad :) get in! Don't worry about it!

Imagine this: I'm a detective and I'm interrogating you for a murder. You've done a crime, probably? And you're guilty, or maybe not? One of your ankles is sprained, and also the detective is Adam Sandler, and also your name is Mac Basterd. Welcome to Generation Goblin.

 Generation Goblin is back, and is now a part of CNN!* Guess what happened? We'll never tell. And we'll never tell this nude time traveler the year, either. You'll have to find out in this riveting, bone-chilling episode.*not really. please god don't sue us

This episode is deeply educational. Did you know? Mosquitoes don't piss! They just die. Did you also know: demons can, maybe, possibly, smoke weed? It's complicated. Unravel the mystery--give this a listen!

Hellow and welcome to generation goblin! We promise this is a normal episodethe comics referenced can be found @ generationgoblin on instagram, generationgoblin on tumblr, and gengoblin on twitter. thank you for listening

Instead of a traditional episode description, we would like to instead extend our sincerest apologies to Mr. Phoenix, Mr. King, Mr. Christ, and Mr. Jobs. We're really sorry for everything we said. That was totally our bad.

We recorded this episode with the lights off and a hurricane outside, lending it an inherently evil energy. Even we can't tell you what's inside this twisted Pandora's box. Jokes, probably.

Hey, we figured it out! Listen to this one. It's pretty good, by our standards. We uncover the truth of Van Gogh's so-called "Starry" "Night." Nice try, Dutch boy! (Hint: ghost-orbs???)

This is our second time podcasting. We're better at it! We say more swear words in this one, though. That probably won't last. We're like 12-year-olds who just discovered swearing. Again, see title.

This is our first time podcasting, and you can definitely tell. See title above.