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Mind the gap! With our two hosts spending a glorious week together in Los Angeles we give you a bonus episode to bridge the gap between Mike & Vonia Can't Not seasons. First it's the Avatar, The Way of Water and how the smell of fish should not be included, then it's a lovely "little film" that captured our hearts and made Vonia's children ask some big questions.  We talk Golden Globes and Mike's Top 10 list!  Also, Mike is about to embark on a world tour and Vonia is trying to save money on groceries. Aw what a world we live in!  Thank you for joining us on this journey. We will be back next season...

HOUR 1 Garmany agrres to send Leopard 2 tanksto Ukraine / (NYT) https://www.nytimes.com/live/2023/01/25/world/russia-ukraine-news?M&M's spokes candies — the cartoon versions of the candies that appear in advertisements — will be paused indefinitely. The move comes after Fox News' Tucker Carlson spent months attacking minor brand changes to some of the characters as "woke." Maya Rudolph, a comedian and actor, will step in in their place / (NPR)   https://www.npr.org/2023/01/24/1150984597/m-ms-backlash-spokescandies-candy-tucker-carlson-fox-news-culture-warImmigration problem - Rep Henry Cuellar on the problem / (FOX News) https://www.foxnews.com/video/6319232928112Ken on the Colony High principal's detention based on false mental health accusations Tom & Dylan discuss the Mary Fulp story and reference Alaska Watchman's comprehensive coverage / (AW) https://alaskawatchman.com/2023/01/24/alaska-troopers-apologize-for-unlawfully-detaining-mat-su-principal-for-forced-psych-evaluation/HOUR 2Roz in the Mat-Su on the Fulp detention and it's inappropriateness Gary in East Anchorage agreeing with Roz that we need more God in our life and the complainant should be held accountable. The Anchorage Assembly is finalizing all questions that are going on the ballot for the April election, and besides the standard Assembly business, the topic on everyone's mind is the subpoena for the investigation into the alleged fabricated resume of Joe Gerace, the city's former health director. / (ANS) https://www.alaskasnewssource.com/2023/01/25/assembly-holds-confidential-executive-session-joe-gerace-files/State Rep Fred Doucette from NH on President Trump's visit.Acting Anchorage Municipal Attorney Blair Christensen is leaving her job as City Hall/ (ADN) https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/anchorage/2023/01/24/anchorages-acting-municipal-attorney-resigns/At O'Malley Elementary on Monday, students received chicken jerky, Cheez-Its, raisins, juice and shelf-stable milk in lieu of a standard hot lunch / (ADN) At O'Malley Elementary on Monday, students received chicken jerky, Cheez-Its, raisins, juice and shelf-stable milk in lieu of a standard hot lunch.

Mark Parrett and Steven Manuel tantalize and prep the people for the upcoming LoDoFeb money saving extravaganza, giving us 16 great tips for living in moderation through the month of February. Steven also gives us an Israel trip review and Mark updates us on the hamster he gave as a white elephant gift at Christmas. Abraham's Wallet exists to inspire and equip Biblical family leaders. Please partner with us in inspiring and equipping multi-gen families at https://abrahamswallet.com/donate/ Resources mentioned in this episode: Budgeting tools article at AW: https://abrahamswallet.com/podcast/advanced-budgeting-tips/ Flipp App iBotta App About Abraham's Wallet: AW website: https://abrahamswallet.com/2017/11/27/what-is-abrahams-wallet/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/abrahams-wallet/id1462593706 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6xbcf3IhayaoKB4sTegPRw?si=4M-m7mwUR0GigEkgrf3aJA YouTube full episodes: https://www.youtube.com/@abrahamswallet Twitter: https://twitter.com/abrahamswallet Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/abrahamswallet Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/abrahamswallet This Week's Episode Rundown: 0:00 Steven's visit to Israel 12:30 AW pod stats 2022 19:10 LoDo Feb redefinition 22:55 Hamster update 25:40 LoDo scriptural inspiration 27:30 Tactics

Aw shucks. Nick Felton (Head Brewer, Gravely) joins the show this week. We talk about: Gravely's ties to Louisville beer history Gravely's new canning line How a collab recipe prevented a potential lawsuit Name That Song game. Jello shots (provided by Slrrrp) Featured Beers: Wet Hop Strata and Peach Sour (Barrique) When We Dance Cold IPA (Gravely + Real Ale collab) Aecht Schlenkerla Rauchbier Support the podcast by giving us a rating and a review. If you like what you hear, you can tip us a few bucks over on our Patreon account and get exclusive video content and Louisville Ale Trail merch! https://www.patreon.com/KYCommons

What Up Party People! Welcome to the Two Bandits Watching Bluey Podcast, where Greg and Miek, two Upstate NY Dads, have accepted the trifficult task to take a deep dive into every episode of the show Bluey! For real life! We have Favourite Things, Rankings, Special Guests, Brackets and so many dad jokes that we'll have you saying "Aw, Biscuits"!

Ope! Aw jeez, Sam and Beth went long on this episode, but well worth the effort. Put a hotdish in the oven and find a warm blanket for this one. Join us for our discussion of this Coen Brothers classic. https://stamps.org/news/c/collecting-insights/cat/culture/post/stamps-in-pop-culture-a-look-back-at-season-3-of-fargo ❄️ https://youtu.be/8MfuvOJfI_M ❄️

On episode 166 of The AwardsWatch Podcast, AwardsWatch Executive Editor Ryan McQuade is joined by Editor-In-Chief Erik Anderson and AwardsWatch contributors Sophia Ciminello, Josh Parham and Dan Bayer give their final 2023 Oscar nomination predictions. With the final pieces of the puzzle announced this week with the BAFTA nominations, the AW crew have come together to the longest episode to date to discuss all of the predictions for the feature length categories for the Oscar. Everything Everywhere All at Once, The Banshees of Inisherin, and The Fabelmans look to be the three leading contenders to lead the nominations tally come next Tuesday, January 24, 2023. But will another film emerge to take the top spot with the most nominations? Who are going to get into all the acting categories? Who is the fifth spot in Director and Original Screenplay going to be? What are the team's ‘no guts, no glory' picks? All of the answers to these questions and more are broken down category by category with plenty of reason and details to support each team member's answers. It's the must listen episode of the season so far. You can listen to The AwardsWatch Podcast wherever you stream podcasts, from iTunes, Soundcloud, Stitcher, Spotify, Audible, Amazon Music and more. This podcast runs 4h 9m. We will be back next week to give our reactions to the 2023 Oscar nominations. Till then, let's get into it. Music: “Modern Fashion” from AShamaleuvmusic (intro), “B-3” from BoxCat Games Nameless: The Hackers RPG Soundtrack (outro).

In this episode recorded in December 2022, Mark Parrett and Steven Manuel discuss the financial and moral implications of gambling. The obvious question is “can a Christian play poker?” but our hosts also look at other places we put our money which are effectively gambling. They also throw some shade at craps and roulette... Abraham's Wallet exists to inspire and equip Biblical family leaders. Please partner with us in inspiring and equipping multi-gen families at https://abrahamswallet.com/donate/ Resources mentioned in this episode: AW article: Inheritance horror stories https://abrahamswallet.com/podcast/inheritance-horror-stories/ Documentary: Millions Documentary: Lucky 30 for 30 Documentary: Broke About Abraham's Wallet: AW website: https://abrahamswallet.com/2017/11/27/what-is-abrahams-wallet/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/abrahams-wallet/id1462593706 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6xbcf3IhayaoKB4sTegPRw?si=4M-m7mwUR0GigEkgrf3aJA YouTube full episodes: https://www.youtube.com/@abrahamswallet Twitter: https://twitter.com/abrahamswallet Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/abrahamswallet Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/abrahamswallet This Week's Episode Rundown: 0:00 Mark's white elephant party 6:30 Shout out to year end giving 10:00 Gambling introduction, stats etc. 19:00 The Biblical take 25:00 Mark's poker bio 42:00 Gambling with your investing dollars 48:50 The VC startup investing model 52:35 Smart money 1:00:40 Get serious and get free

A fine Tuesday crossword, with a bilingual theme -- the best kind -- as well as some amusing clues (9D, Phrase sung 36 times in a 1970 Beatles hit, LETITBE; 6D, Bovine:cow::corvine:__________, CROW; and Mike's favorite word of the day, 26A, "Aw, rats", DAGNABBIT.Also, it's Triplet Tuesday, and even better, our first ever Triplet Tuesday Contest! Get ready to participate -- listen for the rules -- and then email us (crosswordpodcast@icloud.com) how many guesses it took you, in total. Lowest score wins, or in the event of a tie, lowest score + serendipity. Good luck, and remember, no Googling!Contact Info:We love listener mail! Drop us a line, crosswordpodcast@icloud.com.Also, we're on FaceBook, so feel free to drop by there and strike up a conversation!

Aw babe, is it hot in here or did you just get dropped off in a deserted wasteland that's 1000 degrees? For our surviving Gladers, it's the latter. After their staged rescue from the Maze, we discover that the boys are a part of a much bigger test to find a cure for a horrible disease that's destroying humanity. The next trial for them is for them to march 100 miles through the Scorch and make it to the "safe haven," which proves to have many more obstacles than they ever could have imagined: we're talking Cranks, disastrous lightning storms, and more! Tune in as Meggie and Laura dissect it all.

American Whitewater is one of the oldest whitewater clubs in the United States, has become the club of clubs and is a modern leader in access to whitewater rivers and river conservation.  Recently the leadership at American Whitewater shifted as Mark Singleton stepped down after 18 years, and Clinton Begley became the Executive Director.  We talk with both Mark and Clinton to learn about AW, their history and their future.  ADVERTISING SPONSORJack's Plastic Welding Website and link to "Discounted" boatsInstagramFacebookAMERICAN WHITEWATERWebsiteRiver DatabaseMembershipAffiliate ClubsInstagramFacebookAW StaffRIVER RADIUS PODCASTWebsiteEmailInstagramFacebook

Welcome to Around the Word in 180 Days where we read the Bible with our brothers and sisters in the public schools. Karen Seddon is your host for this program. For the 2022-2023 school year we are reading through the New Testament chronologically. Please join us using the Christian Educators app, the Christian Educators website > Resources > AW 180,  or Apple Podcasts. This podcast and its accompanying blog is one of many tools for your role as Christ's ambassador this school year. The times of each daily show vary according to the length of the New Testament chapter(s),  but is especially designed with the busy educator in mind. Feel free to share with your colleagues who love to pray and be in God's word also.

Welcome to The Nonlinear Library, where we use Text-to-Speech software to convert the best writing from the Rationalist and EA communities into audio. This is: Bill Burr on Boiling Lobsters (also manliness and AW), published by Lixiang on January 4, 2023 on The Effective Altruism Forum. I think there's a vibe out there in many cultures (including American) that being vegetarian/vegan or certain kinds of sympathy towards animals is unmanly and just kind of lame. This is probably more true in the right-wing demographic. I'm guessing this has been discussed in the animal welfare movement somewhere, so I won't attempt to delve into the issue further in this post. Instead, I merely want to favorably acknowledge some commentary by comedian Bill Burr about boiling lobsters alive. Bill Burr is a super-famous comedian and one of the most prominent cultural icons of masculinity in the U.S (perhaps in some respects the most prominent). Although I would say he is a party-neutral comedian, his comedic themes have included anti-wokeness and challenges to certain aspects of feminism, and probably has a huge following among working-class right-wing men. Here is his commentary on boiling lobsters alive (6 min), excerpted from his podcast. Edit: Actually I will go into it for a minute. If anyone wants to see a great example of how to deal with this sort of thing in a different context, take a look at how Ford dealt with the issue of environmentalism/green-politics being considered soft, lefty, snowflake stuff when they wanted to advertise the fuel economy on their F150 pickup truck: "you won't be put in a chokehold everytime you fill up". Other versions of the commercial here and here. Thanks for listening. To help us out with The Nonlinear Library or to learn more, please visit nonlinear.org.

Welcome to Around the Word in 180 Days where we read the Bible with our brothers and sisters in the public schools. Karen Seddon is your host for this program. For the 2022-2023 school year we are reading through the New Testament chronologically. Please join us using the Christian Educators app, the Christian Educators website > Resources > AW 180,  or Apple Podcasts. This podcast and its accompanying blog is one of many tools for your role as Christ's ambassador this school year. The times of each daily show vary according to the length of the New Testament chapter(s),  but is especially designed with the busy educator in mind. Feel free to share with your colleagues who love to pray and be in God's word also.

Welcome to Around the Word in 180 Days where we read the Bible with our brothers and sisters in the public schools. Karen Seddon is your host for this program. For the 2022-2023 school year we are reading through the New Testament chronologically. Please join us using the Christian Educators app, the Christian Educators website > Resources > AW 180,  or Apple Podcasts. This podcast and its accompanying blog is one of many tools for your role as Christ's ambassador this school year. The times of each daily show vary according to the length of the New Testament chapter(s),  but is especially designed with the busy educator in mind. Feel free to share with your colleagues who love to pray and be in God's word also.

Are you as ready to die As I am As ready to cry As I am Ready to try As I am To just dissappear— —to just disappear from here. I AM SO CONDFUSED. What just happened? I don't know. Who was that?! Me, I guess What the fuck. Okay. It had taken me this long to realize I just wanted to be alone; I was finally scheduled at kream, where I could sing and and really give into whatever might have been called OCD, aligning the store's products and just be with myself, whoever that was; I had chosen to stay planted in LA at least for the moment. As running to Mexico or even further south of it, my only affordable options other than staying, slaving away at the job I needed now more than liked or loved—but it had at least, at first anyway, been inspiriting—and now, after having again fasted and feasted, I was relieved just to be needed enough that the previous night's mishap—a scheduling error exasperated by the fast and the lesson that came with it; that the grotesque and raw masqulinity that had been represented and repeated throughout my progressions were in fact disturbing; I think I'm just tired I think I just need to cry my eyes out Or try dying The dying my mind, right On time but he never arrived When I lost my mind, I Opened my mind's eye Now I can't find my Limelight Suicide, the idol Please don't mind me I'm just trying to remind me To mind my Business And it's really just business And it's really just windows, That open to different dimensions Like doors or perception Or should I just mention That I wasn't finished; I wanted to live again (So I did) I wanted to die again (It's infinite) And to figure, Right on 6th and Fig, There's just no difference in indifference To live in this city, You start missing Dimensions shifting So quickly You're just getting into it; Then everything's different, Attention is given to misfits, Gifted— But twisted enough To not give a fuck about suffering, Just another 8, No breaks More bacon Thankful for days I can say “Hey, I'm laying in bed” Or a negative message; I don't keep phones in my hand when I'm resting Neglecting my needs for a check All I need is respect, Or a weapon, A shot to the head Or a lesson I don't take requests, Just forget that I can't make an edit For a second Just listen to this record, Okay, kid? Amen You're too pretentious; “Religious*”, I corrected him, rigouroualy “I'm an alien related to Skrillex” Forget the script Forget the prescriptions Cause all that I've written Just sits in this infinite Mess of google documents I guess I'm just a mockery I guess I'm not admitted to Exchange to play— They didn't want the sticker at the entrance Honestly, I'm earning every penny, He said, “Every day I'm winning” But I didn't get it, I was busy cleaning up his kitchen SUNNI BLU tosses back another can of BUD LIGHT in record time. (literally) Lol s/he broke a world record for drinking beer? Yes. A literal world record. Yes. *crushes can on head* Ugh. I have a headache. I wonder Why. Give me another one. Are you serious? A tall one. I'm not giving you a tall one. You don't have to give me a tall one, i can get it myself— Then get it yourself. You're fuckin fired *cracks open another can. * Where did you get that? —at your mom's house. My mom doesn't drink— [finishes, breaks another world record] Another world record, really? Bet. —NO, but she gets me a FUCKIN BEER WHEN I ASK FOR IT, GODDAMIT. Oh my God, Sunni. THIS SHITS LIKE WATER. When was the last time you even had water? Exactly 27 days ago. How are you even alive? I'm not. Ugh, this again. *belches* —bitch . This—fuckin—infinitely— Sunni— It's forever. —Sunni, you're not dead— You're just reckless, Way too rich, What's “too rich?” *belch* UGH. No such thing —and probably an alcoholic— “Probably?” That's your—fuckin—conclusion? I mean— Mor—*belches* Morgan. Oh, you got my name right— Morgan. I just broke the world record in beer guzzling twice in a row—*hiccups* Right now. Are you sure? Just sitting—-here. Look: Is this streaming?! Yeah, it's live. On which platform? You name it. UGH—SUNNI, NO! Say hi to Marley, everyone—light up that chat with emojis and shit. Turn this off! NO! [MORGAN disconnects the internet] AW, WHAT THE FUCK, HO? STOP DOING THIS. I need a shot! To the face! [SUNNI stares Into her soul] I want you out of my house. You're fired. I want you out of my life. I just gave you permission to leave. Sunni— —and entitlement to unemployment benefits. I'm legally bound to “supervise” you. Actually, you know what? What, sunni? Stay. I like you. Oh, so I'm not fired No, you're still fired. Now we can have tequila— —no hard liquor! You're off the clock. I'm never off the clock. —-and for the fuck of it (Because, I love you, whoever you are) I once wrote this song, (Or a psalm) Not nostalgic, but still relevant— Talks of bawling on the clock, Rocking back and forth, And the world is out of order, Over the border it's even worse— Above and Below, You can know what you know, But I'll show you The hopeless, the broken, the hobos, The dope and the Hoes, The money, the clothes One closes, one opens But work close-to-open Just hoping to own my own home, But won't: I make 28 cents a minute And cost at least a dollar in sixty seconds, For the record I was dead, and then Got ready in 10 minutes, Then just went in and It still doesn't fit the picture No matter how much I work, I still can't afford to live here; But I can't afford to get a Lyft, Or leave, Or just hop on a plane and grieve the life I've yet to live— But still see every day There's so much money in LA —and I got almost none of it— I went off the grid today, Just for the fucking fun of it, And now I'm off in m 14 minutes, And I'll get to see the Sun again, (Or get hit by a bus again) —as long as that's the end of it, I'm into it. INT. WHOLE FOODS DTLA. SUNRISE It's a whole different motion; I'm here at the Whole Foods each morning A movement, emotion I don't show Case closed, then case open— I don't even know when to hold ‘em Or fold em Toes frozen, i'm going Right home, then… I know him, I hope Cause he blows kisses And I just wish I get dismissed From this matrix And into a dimension With a kitchen I can cook with him in it Amen (Again.) {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2022 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U. “I Said,” Originally written & recorded on 1/03/23 |

Welcome to Around the Word in 180 Days where we read the Bible with our brothers and sisters in the public schools. Karen Seddon is your host for this program. For the 2022-2023 school year we are reading through the New Testament chronologically. Please join us using the Christian Educators app, the Christian Educators website > Resources > AW 180,  or Apple Podcasts. This podcast and its accompanying blog is one of many tools for your role as Christ's ambassador this school year. The times of each daily show vary according to the length of the New Testament chapter(s),  but is especially designed with the busy educator in mind. Feel free to share with your colleagues who love to pray and be in God's word also.

11am-12pm Galway City and County Councils Feature in Planning Regulator's Overview of Planning System  Galway Area Convention of AA takes place this weekend  Inis Meain to launch their AW 2023 collection upon their return to Pitti Uomo next week   ‘Galway Talks with Keith Finnegan' broadcasts every weekday morning from 9am on Galway Bay FM

On episode 163 of The AwardsWatch Podcast, AwardsWatch Executive Editor Ryan McQuade is joined by Editor-In-Chief Erik Anderson and AwardsWatch contributors Nicole Ackman, Dan Bayer and Kevin Lee to talk about their favorites of 2022. In the first episode of 2023, the AW crew takes a look back at their favorite movies, performances and theater going experiences of the past year. Lots of love for Aftersun, RRR, TÁR, The Fabelmans. Nope, and more as they also talked about their favorite scenes of the year, favorite opening/endings, and what it means when a movie moves you emotionally over others you see throughout the year. At the end of the conversation, they also mentioned the movies they are looking forward to seeing the most in 2023 too. You can listen to The AwardsWatch Podcast wherever you stream podcasts, from iTunes, Soundcloud, Stitcher, Spotify, Audible, Amazon Music and more.This podcast runs 2h. We will be back next week to give our Golden Globe predictions and talk about M3GAN! Till then, let's get into it. Music: “Modern Fashion” from AShamaleuvmusic (intro), “B-3” from BoxCat Games Nameless: The Hackers RPG Soundtrack (outro) and "Speak Up" by Hildur Guðnadóttir from Original Motion Picture Soundtrack of Women Talking used by permission. This podcast is sponsored by the United Artists Releasing film Women Talking. Critics hail Sarah Polley's Women Talking as “Unlike Any Film You've Seen Before” and “One of the Cinematic Events of the Year,” and it is now nominated for 6 Critics' Choice Awards including Best Picture.  Starring Rooney Mara, Claire Foy, Jessie Buckley, Ben Whishaw, and Frances McDormand, Women Talking has also been named one of the 2022 AFI AWARDS Movies of the Year, one of the Top Films of the Year and winner of Best Ensemble by the National Board of Review, and is nominated for Three Independent Spirit Awards, Including Best Feature.  For Your Consideration in all categories including Best Picture.

Toggle navigationUpload Episode Dashboard The Legend of S Ū P ∆ C Я E E ™ Gerald's World. The Infinite Skrillifiles: OWSLA Confidential [ENTER THE MULTIVERSE] Upload New Episode Create New Show Migrate Existing Show Create Private Show Edit Episode [[-Hot Tub Time Machine.]] 3 Total Downloads Click for details 3 Downloads 30 Days Click for details 3 Downloads 7 Days Click for details 3 Downloads 24 Hours Click for details Description Impeccably professional. Are we playing the fame game again? ‘What's my name?' –-we never stopped playing. Well, here it goes then. These guys are gonna rip me apart. Oh, you wish. I did wish. Don't waste a wish on this, Just get some whippets, Disinterest admittedly Skittish, with good intentions; Poignant, and probably proper, By now; How did I manage to have found My way up from the ground? Was once a seed, But never planted JESUS CHRIST. He died. He very died. Right. Remember the time Liquid Stranger– –was it liquid stranger– Yes …I'm not writing that. don't worry, guys, I won't click twice, I'm just trying to find The commonalities, Between these celebrities and Whatever's happening to me “WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?” I screamed from within, my palms unscathed and yet twisted with excruciating pain, as the tears rolled from down my eyes and i hushed the sound of my voice so that the man in the other room wouldn't hear me. Okay. that shit hurt. It did hurt. It hurt a lot. I'm not Jesus, I don't wanna be Jesus. JESUS. Well, fuck that memory. What about this one: WELCOME TO THE ILLUMINATI. Oh. WE HAVE SKRILLEX. oh no. Or, had him. what . Where is he? How would I know? You should know. I don't, tho. Well, dammit. They sure are friendly. Yeah, too friendly. HEY—HEY LADY! Uhm, Excuse me. HEEEEEY Nope, not today. What are you evading? “The Fame Game.” I'm not playing. Aw, come on. NO. Come on! NO. I Always get picked off, or die on drugs–or get hot flashes, it's awful. Pleeeasee– NO. Stop asking me. Oh, so I die in a plane crash. Yeah. Ok. You die in a bathtub. Stay away from me. [ceases to exist] Couldn't fake it Not even fora secod, Not even for a condo; On the 25th floor of the Circa Apartments I'm being honest, “Lost in Los angeles” Like Donkey Kong and Mario Cart rolled into one I'm the controller On the contrary, darling You're all of it, The ending and the start of it A Star amongst the Walk (Against The Hall of It) We're Always Watching. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2022 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U. Episode URL Release Date Share Create Video Version Generate Transcript December 30, 2022 TwitterFacebookShare Create Video Version Generate Transcript Copy And Paste The Code Below To Add The Podcast Player To Your Website Enable Dark Mode Player Podcast Player

Where can two strippers get a bite to eat on Christmas Eve?By  MelissaBaby. (abridged) Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.“Fuck Christmas,” Clover shouted, “and fuck you, Tony. Fuck Santa Claus, fuck his elves and fuck all ten goddamn reindeers.”“Eight,” Roxanne said, filing her nails and looking at her over the top of her glasses.“Shut up, Roxy, I'm talking about reindeers, not how many cocks you sucked over the weekend.”“Clover, calm down,” Tony said, “It was worth taking a shot.”“Bullshit, I told you nobody goes to a strip club on Christmas Eve.”“She did tell you,” Roxanne said, “Even louder that she's telling you now.”“Look,” he said, shrugging, “I'm sorry, but it wasn't nobody…”“We've had five customers,” Clover said.“And the last one was two hours ago,” Roxanne chimed in, “It's almost ten thirty.”Clover jerked her thumb at Roxanne. “She might look like a doofus wearing that stupid Santa hat, but she's right.”Tony held up his hands, “Okay, it turned out to not be a great idea. You guys are always saying that more customers come in because they are lonely than because they are horny. I figured it would be a lonely night for a lot of guys…”“It might be a great night to be a hooker,” Clover said, “but not a dancer.”He looked at his watch, then over his shoulder at LeAnn, the bartender. “Tell you what,” he told her, “If nobody else comes in before eleven, go ahead and close up.”He started to walk away, but Roxanne called him back. “We paid our club fees, Tony, that isn't right.”He looked up toward the ceiling, as if he were looking for a script to read from. “You want to close and go home early, but you want your club fees refunded because I said we would close and you could go home early?”“No,” Clover said, “We want our club fees refunded because we paid you fifty dollars to dance on a night when you dragged us in here to dance, even though we told you nobody was coming the fuck in.”“Fine,” he said, throwing his hands in the air, “LeAnn, give them back their club fees.”The door opened, and they both groaned, but it was not a customer. Sporty, the Gold Dollar's bouncer, came in.“Speaking of guys you'll fuck,” Clover muttered.When he approached the bar, she said, “Hey Sporty, how come you go out with Roxy? I always heard black guys like girls with nice big asses.”“I always heard strippers were friendly,” he shot back.He sat down next to Roxanne.“Where have you been?” she asked him.“Yeah,” Clover said, “There could have been a brawl in here, between the rats and the cockroaches.”“I was sitting out in my car, listening to some jams.”Clover tipped out and gave LeAnn a big hug, then she and Roxanne walked out to their cars in a light cold rain.“You ain't waiting for Sporty?” Clover asked.“Nope, don't want to talk to him right now. Meet you at the diner.”They each got in their cars. A light coating of slush covered Roxanne's windshield, but the wipers easily pushed it to the side. She pulled out of the parking lot on to the slippery street and drove the mile and a half to their usual after work spot, the Finest Kind Diner, while Clover followed close behind.When she turned into the diner's parking lot she noticed immediately that the lights were turned off, except for a string of colored Christmas bulbs blinking around the front door.Clover thought for a minute. “We could go to Denny's.”“Are they open?”“How the fuck would I know? Call ‘em up.”“Oh, so I have to look up the number?”“I figured it has a man's name, so you would know it.”Roxanne sat back in her seat. “I don't want to drive all the way across town, just to go to Denny's. What else would be open?”“Just White Castle.”Roxanne thought for a minute. “Yeah, what the fuck, let's go to White Castle.”“We ought to just go in one car,” Clover suggested.“Fine. Yours or mine?”“Yours,” Clover said, “Mine is more full of trash than a westside trailer park.” She pulled her car into a parking space, shut it off and got out.“I hate this drizzly shit,” she said as she got into Roxanne's passenger seat.“Hey, don't you live in a westside trailer park?” Roxanne asked.“Yeah, that's why I know what I am talking about.”“Speaking of knowing what you're talking about,” Roxanne said, “Santa Claus has eight reindeer.”“Are you counting Rudolph?”“Nope. Rudolph doesn't count.”“Who decided that?”“Clement Moore.”“Who the fuck is he? Sounds like a baseball player.”“He wrote The Night Before Christmas.”“Twas the night before Christmas,” Clover recited in a sing song voice, “And all through the place, Roxanne was sitting on every guy's face.”“And up from the lawn there arose such a clatter,” Roxanne returned, “As Clover devoured the whole turkey platter.”Clover nodded her head. “That was pretty good,” she admitted.Roxanne was quiet for a moment, then asked, “You wonder though, who the fuck would name a reindeer Blitzen? What is he, a Nazi reindeer?”“I bet Rudolph was originally Adolf the Red Nosed Reindeer and they changed it during the war or something. Hey, what's going on with you and Sporty?”“He wants me to go to his mom's house for Christmas dinner.”“And you don't want to go?”“Mom, Dad, I'd like you to meet my girlfriend from the strip club?”“Oh yeah, I get it. But still, you guys been going out for a while now. You are going to meet them sooner or later.”“It doesn't have to be on Christmas with all the relatives there.”“So what are you going to do?”“I don't know.”There were three cars parked outside the White Castle when they arrived. The restaurant's windows were so wet with condensation that they could not see through them. But when they dashed inside, they were nearly blinded by the garish light.“This is like sensory overload,” Roxanne said, as Jingle Bell Rock squalled from a tinny sound system.They walked over to the counter. There was no one behind it. Roxanne leaned forward, craning her neck to look back into the kitchen. She saw a young man in a white uniform and a hairnet dumping french fries out of a fryer basket.“Excuse us,” she called.He looked over his shoulder. “Be with you in a minute, ma'am,” he said.Clover cackled and nudged Roxanne with her elbow. “Ma'am. He thinks you're an old fucking lady.”“Yeah, and he thinks I'm taking my mom out for Christmas Eve.”The man came to the counter. His name badge identified him as Julio, assistant manager. “What can I get you ladies?” he asked.“I'd like four hamburgers, an order of medium fries and a large coffee, regular,” Roxanne said.“Give me six whiteys and a large Mountain Dew,” Clover added.“Would you like fries with that?”“Fuck no, I'm gonna eat most of hers.”Julio rang up their orders and Roxanne paid for both. Clover looked around the room.There were three occupied booths. In one a pair of middle aged men, wearing the uniforms of parking attendants, sat sipping coffee. At another, an older woman in a ragged green coat had only a cup of water and a single empty burger box on the table in front of her. A couple of booths down, three young, black clad goths were sitting together. They looked to be in their early twenties; two boys, one very large, the other thin and jittery, and a purple haired girl sitting across from them, loudly chewing gum. They all looked like they were coming down off a much better time than they were having now.“It's kind of a sad looking bunch of people in here,” Clover said.“Yeah,” Roxanne said, “It's Christmas Eve and they've got no place to go.”“That sounds familiar. I mean, what the fuck is the difference between them and us?”“We've got money in our pockets.”“Yeah, money we took from other lonely people,” Clover said. She looked lost in thought for a moment, then asked Roxanne, “How much money you think you've got in your pocket?”“I don't know, a hundred, maybe a hundred and twenty dollars.”Clover looked around the room, her lips tight and her brow knotted.“I'll bet I know what you're thinking,” Roxanne said.“It's fucking Christmas,” Clover said, shrugging.Roxanne called Julio back to the counter.“How much are those sacks of thirty sliders?” she asked him.“Thirty two dollars and fifty two cents.”She looked over her shoulder at the woman with her single burger. “Give me two sacks,” she said, fishing her cash out of her pocket.“You still want the other order?”“Yeah,” Clover said, “And I want you to give anybody whatever they want to drink. Keep a tab and I'll pay for them later.”Julio hesitated a moment, then said, “Okay, it will take a little bit of time. Your other order will be up in a minute.”When their food was ready, they went to the empty table between the old lady and the goths.As they walked past the parking attendants, Clover asked them, “How you guys doing? You had to work tonight?”“Fuckin' Nutcracker,” one of them grumbled.“So are you going to see your son tomorrow?” Roxanne asked Clover when they had taken their seats.Clover nodded. “Not till the afternoon. But I get to have him the next day, too.”“Have you got plans?”“I was thinking we'd go to Hong Kong Garden for dinner.”“And the next day?”“Are you kidding? The day after Christmas? We're going fucking shopping.”Roxanne laughed. “Yeah I'm sure that'll thrill a ten year old boy, going shopping with his mom.”They had each finished two burgers when Julio called to them that their order was ready.Clover walked over to the counter, picked up a bag of hamburgers in each hand and turned to face the dining area.“Ladies and gentlemen,” she hollered, “My friend Poindexter and I would like to treat everyone to Whiteys for Christmas.” She went from table to table, holding out the bags, so that each person could take some burgers.“And if anyone wants something to drink,” she said, “It's on us. Just step up and tell Julio what you want.”After going to each table, she had half a bag left. She put it on the table in front of Roxanne and sat down.Roxanne twisted in her seat and watched as several of the patrons went to the counter and ordered drinks. She noticed that the old woman in the next booth had neither gotten up nor taken any burgers. She took one from the bag, leaned over the back of the booth and asked, “Would you like another burger, ma'am?”“Are you sure it's okay?”“Of course it is,” Roxanne said, “Merry Christmas.”“Merry Christmas, dear,” the woman replied, taking the burger.Roxanne's phone buzzed.“I bet I know who that is,” Clover muttered.Roxanne looked at the screen. “Yeah, it's Sporty.” She sat back in the booth and answered, simply saying, “Hey.”“Listen baby,” he said, “I wish you hadn't split like that. I don't want you mad at me, whether you go tomorrow or not.”“I never said I was mad at you, Sporty. I'm just tired of all the back-and-forth on this shit.”“I don't think having Christmas with my family is shit.”“Now you're just looking to be offended. They know where you work, right?”“Yeah.”“So, you're going to tell them your bringing a girl from work to Christmas dinner, so I can sit there, eating turkey with everybody looking at me like I'm a whore.”“Ain't nobody gonna call you a whore.”“My own mom calls me a whore.”“Well, my mom ain't your mom.”“I don't know, Sporty. I'm just not sure I'm ready for this.”“We've been going out almost a year.”“Off and on.”“Whatever. Where are you at anyway? I come over to Finest Kind because I thought you guys would be here.”“They're closed.”“Well, no shit, I just told you I was over here.”“We're at the White Castle on Union Street.”“So, would it be cool if I come by?”“Yeah, sure. I'll see you in a bit.”Roxanne disconnected, shaking her head. “This fucking guy,” she muttered, “I'm telling you, he won't give up…”“And that's a bad thing? Let me ask you something,” Clover said, “and don't get pissed.”“Okay.”“Are you nervous about meeting his family because you think they won't like you being a stripper or because you don't think they'll like you being white?”Roxanne was silent for a minute. “Maybe both,” she said.“Either way, I think that's his problem, not yours. I mean it's his family.”“Yeah, but I'm afraid that if they give him a lot of shit about it, he isn't going to pick me over them.”“Well then, fuck him. He ain't worth it if he does that.”Roxanne shrugged. “Yeah, I guess.”An old man with flyaway white hair came into the restaurant. He appeared to be wearing just a light sweatsuit under his ratty coat. He sat down next to the old woman. She spoke quietly to him for a minute, then he loudly cleared his throat.“Excuse me, ladies,” he said in a hoarse voice. “Flo says you are buying burgers for everyone. Is that so?”“Sure is,” Clover said. Roxanne took two more burgers from the bag and handed them to him.“Go get yourself a coffee or something,” Clover said, “Whatever you want, it's on us.”The man thanked them, stood and fetched coffee for himself and Flo.Sporty came in a few minutes later, took off his wet coat and hung it on the end of the booth. He slid in next to Roxanne. Looking at the bags on the table, he asked, “Why did y'all buy so many burgers?”“Because we're generous bitches and we share with everybody,” Clover said.“Well, shit then.” He reached into the bag and pulled out a couple of burgers. After a few bites he said, “I need to get a drink.”“Just go to the counter,” Roxanne told him, “We're running a tab.”Sporty stuffed the rest of the burger in his mouth, then went to the counter. He came back a minute later with a large orange soda.“You been thinking about tomorrow?” he asked Roxanne.“Yeah, I've been thinking about it…”“Hey Sporty,” Clover said, interrupting her, “Let me ask you something.”“Yeah, what?” He reached for another burger.“Why do so many black families have macaroni and cheese for Christmas dinner?”“Because it's good as hell. We still have all the regular shit, turkey and mashed potatoes and cranberries and all that.”“Pumpkin pie or sweet potato?”“What do you think? Sweet potato pie.”“What kind of stuffing?”“Cornbread.”“Just plain?”“Fuck no, my mom puts Jimmy Dean sausage in it.”“Damn!” Clover exclaimed. “Listen, if this silly bitch don't want to come to your mom's house for Christmas dinner can I come?”“You can both come as far as I'm concerned.”Roxanne laughed. “That's actually a pretty good plan. If your mom spends five minutes with Clover, she'll think I'm little miss sunshine.”“No, she'll think you're a dumb bitch who thinks Santa only has eight reindeer.”“Rudolph doesn't count.”“Damn, you back on that shit?” Sporty said, rolling his eyes.Clover slipped out of the booth. “Fuck you both,” she said, standing up.“Hey everybody,” she shouted, “I'm taking a Christmas survey. How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?”There was murmuring throughout the room. The big goth kid was counting on his fingers. One of the parking attendants was quietly singing Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer. His friend said, emphatically, “Eight.”The goth girl said “Nine, if you count Rudolph.”“Rudolph wasn't one of the originals,” he replied.“So where did he come from?”“Gene Autry.”“Dead white man,” she muttered.The man who had been singing said, “The Night Before Christmas guy gave them their names.”The skinny goth kid glared over the back of the booth at him. “But who said he was in charge of fucking reindeer?”“He wrote the goddamn poem!”“They didn't know about Rudolph then!”“Isn't it nice to see how the holidays bring people together,” Roxanne said to Sporty.“All right,” Clover said, clapping her hands together. “Let's put it to a vote. How many people say nine?”She raised her hand and the goth kids and the old lady joined her.“Who says eight?”Roxanne, Sporty, the parking guys and the old man raised their hands.Clover looked at Sporty. “Put your fucking hand down, man, your vote don't count.”“Why don't my vote count?”“Because you ain't hoping to get any pussy from me tonight.”“You got that right,” he smirked.Roxanne turned in her seat. “How many people say ten?”They all looked at her, perplexed. No one raised a hand.“That's your cue to sit down and shut the fuck up,” she said to Clover. Clover looked around with a frown, then sat without saying anything more.Sporty looked over his shoulder and said, “Who thinks Die Hard is a Christmas movie?”Everyone raised their hand.“Goddamn right,” he muttered.Roxanne nudged him with her elbow. “I need to go to the bathroom,” she said. He stood up and let her go by.The parking lot guys were getting up to leave. They thanked her for the burgers as she went past their table and wished her a happy holiday. One gave her a big hug. At least he didn't try to cop a feel, she thought as she went into the women's bathroom.When she opened the door to come out a few minutes later, Sporty was standing in front of it.“You know how cute you look in that hat?” he asked.“Do you know how desperate you sound when you try to sweet talk me?”“Nah, I ain't desperate. It'd be alright if you don't want to go tomorrow. I get it. But don't go saying you weren't welcome to go, because you were asked.”“Okay, that's fair. It's just that it's a big step.”“You got to take steps if you want to get anywhere,” he said.She put her hand on his shoulder and kissed his cheek. Looking past him, she did not see anyone watching them. She gripped the waist of his pants and walked backward, pulling him into the bathroom.Sporty pushed the door shut behind him, and let Roxanne tug him across the room until her hips bumped against the edge of the sink.Roxanne leaned back, looking up at him and biting her lip.He gazed down at her, his hands on her hips, and kissed her. She kissed him back, but then turned her head.“At some point,” she said, “we have to talk about where we are going.”“We do,” he replied, “but we ain't got to do it right now.”She draped her arms over his shoulders and they exchanged a long, hard, tongue swirling kiss. Sporty's hands moved to her breasts, squeezing and caressing them, while Roxanne dropped her hand down to rub his stiff cock through his jeans.“I think you've got something you want to give me for Christmas,” she whispered.“I don't know,” he said, “I don't think you've been a very good girl.”“Do you want me to be a good girl?”“Aw, hell no,” he said. He took a half step back, seized her waist and spun her around to face the sink. Her Santa hat fell off, landing in the basin.He ran one hand down between her legs and cradled her chin in the other.“Look at you,” he whispered in her ear. Her glasses had slipped down her nose. She pushed them back into their proper position and gazed at herself in the mirror.“Look and see what I see.”Roxanne looked at his eyes in the mirror as his hand rubbed and squeezed her pussy.“Don't look at me, look at you.”She stared at her own reflection, resisting the temptation to watch as he unfastened her jeans and pushed them down over her hips. But when his fingers slipped inside her, she leaned her head back and kissed the side of his neck.His fingers probed deep into her, his thumb played with her clitoris. She reached back and rubbed his crotch. She fumbled at his belt until he gently pushed her hand away and undid it himself.Roxanne felt his cock bump against her ass, then slip down between her thighs. He placed his hand between her shoulders and gently pushed her down until her elbows were on the sides of the sink. She picked up her Santa hat and put it back on her head.Sporty kneaded her ass, then spread her thighs, pressed the head of his cock into her pussy and began to fuck her with long, smooth strokes.Clover snickered when she saw Sporty disappear into the women's bathroom. Get your figgy pudding, girlfriend, she thought, don't go until you get some. She walked to the counter and got a refill on her Mountain Dew, then stopped and listened for a minute. The sound wasn't loud, but she could hear them in the bathroom. They were definitely fucking in there.As she walked back to the booth, she saw the goth girl looking toward the bathroom. She glanced up at Clover with a smirk. Clover winked at her and sat back down in the booth.A few minutes later, the skinny goth kid leaned close to the window and peered out. He wiped away the condensation with his sleeve and looked again.“Fucking cops,” he muttered.“What cops?” Clover asked.“Cop car just pulled up.”“Oh, shit,” Clover muttered. She looked toward the bathroom. She couldn't hear Roxanne and Sporty where she was sitting, but there was no doubt that when the cops walked in, they would. They had to walk right past the bathroom to get to the counter. One of them might even go into the mens' room. She thought about warning them somehow, but didn't think there was enough time. That was confirmed when she saw the cops approaching the door. She had to do something.Just as they reached the door, she began singing at the top of her lungs.You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm telling you why.The goth girl looked up at her and immediately realized what she was doing and joined in.Santa Claus is coming to town.The cops walked in. One was an older man. His eyes and shoulders both drooped. There's another guy doesn't want to be working on Christmas Eve, Clover thought. His partner was a young, thin black man. They walked right past the bathroom to the counter.He's making a list, He's checking it twice.The other goth kids joined in the singing.He's gonna a find out who's naughty and nice.The old couple began to sing along.Santa Claus is coming to town.The two cops stood by the counter, looking around the room. Julio approached the cash register. The older cop leaned in and spoke to him. Julio pointed to Clover and the cop looked over at her. He nodded, then spoke to Julio again.He sees you when you're sleeping, He knows when you're awake He knows if you've been bad or good, So be good for goodness sakeJulio handed each of the cops a bag of burgers and a cup of coffee.Now get the fuck out of here, Clover thought, but instead of leaving they walked toward her. The older cop held out his hand.“Awfully nice thing for you to do, ma'am,” he said. The other customers kept singing.Clover shook his hand.The younger cop shook with her as well. They turned toward the door, tipping their hats to the older couple as they went by.The older cop walked out just as the customers were finishing the last chorus, but the younger cop turned and went to the counter. He held out his open bag toward Julio.“Could you toss a couple of ketchups in there?” he asked.Julio nodded and dropped a handful of packets in his bag.“Thank you, Merry Christmas.” he said, then waved to the customers. “Merry Christmas, everyone.”He took two steps toward the door and stopped and looked toward the bathroom. Clover could hear Roxanne moaning from where she was sitting.He looked around the room. “Does anyone know who is in there?” he asked.“Yes, officer,” Clover said, “That's my friend. I'm afraid she ate a few too many of these gut grenades. You know what they can do to your digestion.”“Yeah, we all been there once or twice, I suppose,” he said. He went to the door and started to open it, then stopped, obviously listening to the sounds emanating from the bathroom. He turned and looked Clover in the eyes. An amused expression crossed his face. He winked at her and walked out.Roxanne had already come twice when she heard the singing. She thought it was just in her head until Sporty paused between thrusts and muttered, “What the fuck is that?”“Jesus, don't fucking stop,” she groaned.“Oh, you need some more of this dick?”“Goddamn it, yes, Sporty, fuck me.”He gripped her hips and began slapping his loins against her ass harder. She braced her hands against the mirror and shoved back against each plunge of his cock.“You getting kind of loud,” he told her. She dropped her head and her Santa hat fell off. She grabbed it and bit down on the white felt ball to keep from crying out. But after a minute or two, she let go of it, unable to keep from moaning loudly each time he jammed his cock deep inside her.She looked up at him in the mirror. Their eyes met, and the look of passion on his face pushed her over the edge into another orgasm. Before it subsided, she felt him stiffen, jerk his cock a few more times and withdraw, as his hot cum ran down the inside of her thigh.“At least they stopped that fucking singing,” Sporty said as Roxanne cleaned herself up.He picked up her Santa hat from the floor, brushed it off and stuck it back on her head, then unlatched the door.“Hold on a minute, babe,” Roxanne said. She raised her face and kissed him. “I'd be happy to go to your mom's tomorrow.”“Damn,” he said with a wide grin, “All I had to do was fuck you real good?”“You always fuck me real good.”“Then I will always get my way, right?”“Don't push your luck,” she said, opening the door.As they came out of the bathroom, the goth kids were walking toward the exit.“Merry Christmas. And thanks,” the girl said.“Yeah, thanks,” skinny kid said as well.The big kid stopped, looked at Roxanne and held his fist out toward Sporty. “Yo,” he said, “You da dawg, bro.”Sporty bumped fists with him. “Fucking white kids,” he muttered, chuckling.They slipped back into the booth, where Clover was waiting for them with her arms crossed and a smug expression on her face.“What was that singing?” Sporty asked.“That was me saving the you two fuckpuppies from spending Christmas in the slammer.”“What are you talking about?” Roxanne asked.“A couple cops came in here while you were getting your stocking stuffed. We were singing so they wouldn't hear the noise you were making.”“We weren't making that much noise.”Sporty laughed. “Girl, you loud as hell.”The old couple came to their booth and thanked them for their burgers.“Merry Christmas,” the man said, shaking all their hands.“There is a special place in heaven for you ladies,” the woman said.As they walked away, Clover said, “You think there is a special place in heaven for us?”“If we died tonight, we might at least be able to make a case for it,” Roxanne said with a shrug.“And by next week, we are fucked again.”Julio came out of the kitchen with a damp rag and wiped the table where the parking guys had been sitting.“Hey, Julio didn't vote,” Clover said. She called to him. “Julio, how many reindeers does Santa Claus have?”Julio looked at her with a perplexed expression. “I don't know,” he said.“You know, like in the song. Dancer and Prancer and Donger and Blitzkin…”“Donger?” Roxanne asked.Julio shrugged. “I don't know that song.”“You don't know it? What the fuck country are you from?”He stared as her and said, “Colombia.”“Oh. Shit. Sorry, I wasn't trying to be rude.”“She doesn't have to try,” Roxanne said, “It's her default mode.”Julio shook his head and returned to the kitchen.“Give the brother a break,” Sporty said, “He's from South America. What the fuck he gonna know about reindeers? Ask him about llamas, he'll probably tell you everything you ever wanted to know.”“I can't think of anything I want to know about llamas,” Clover shot back. “But I do feel kind of bad for the guy. I mean, he'd have had a lot easier night if we hadn't come in here and bought burgers and shit for everybody.”“It's his job,” Roxanne said with a shrug.“Yeah, and we fucking threw a fit because we had to work on Christmas Eve.”“You threw a fit. I didn't.”“You didn't like it.”“No, but I acted like a fucking grown-up about it.”“Yeah, but you have to act like one because you don't look like one.”Sporty looked in the bag. “Anybody want this last burger?” he asked.Roxanne and Clover shook their heads.Sporty bit into the burger, swallowed and said, “You feel so bad for the guy, why don't you do something nice for him for Christmas?”“Like what?” Clover asked.“Like what the fuck you think?” Sporty asked.Clover looked at him for a minute, then tipped her head to look past him. Julio was wiping off the service counter.“He's not a bad looking guy,” Roxanne said.“Well then, why don't you go do it then?” Clover asked.“I wasn't a twat to him.”“Besides,” Sporty said with a grin, “she already got hers.”“I ain't gonna fuck him in the bathroom,” Clover said.Roxanne laughed. “The bathroom is clean, at least.”“You don't think I will do it, do you?”“Bitch, I stopped trying to figure out what you would or wouldn't do about the time you set my boyfriend's car on fire,” Roxanne said.Julio disappeared into the kitchen.“Fuck both of you,” Clover said. She got up and followed him.“Hey, Julio,” she called.He was standing at the dish sink and turned around at the sound of her voice.“Listen, dude,” she said, “I hope I didn't say anything that offended you or got you upset or what not. That's just me clowning around.”“It is fine. I understand.”“Well, I think we put a lot of extra work on you tonight, coming in here and disrupting and shouting and singing and all.”“No, it is fine, Missus.”“Well, it's Christmas and all that. I'd like to maybe give you a little something for your trouble…”Julio waved his hands. “No Missus, we are not allowed to except tips.”“Yeah, I wasn't talking about giving you money.”She looked around and saw an open door at the back of the kitchen. She walked to it and peered into a dark room.“What's in here?” she asked.“That's the manager's office.”Clover walked in and flipped the light switch. A large flat top desk against the far wall nearly filled the room. There was a faux leather swivel chair in front of it. Clover plopped down into it, spun around, and put her feet up on the desk.Julio stood in the doorway, looking nervous.“The manager does not like anyone sitting in his chair,” he said, “No one is allowed.”“But you're the assistant manager right?”“Si.”“So when he ain't here, you're the fucking manager and it's your chair.”“I do not think so…”“And I am your guest, so I can sit in your chair.”“Missus,” he said, “I know it's a foolish rule but I need this job.”“Do you think I'm gonna tell anybody about this?”Julio looked at her with a puzzled expression. “About what, Missus?”“First of all, stop calling me Missus. Then come over here and find out.”She sat up, put her feet on the floor and patted the top of the desk.Julio leaned back and looked around the kitchen as if he suspected someone might be lurking there.Clover patted the desktop again. “The boss told you not to sit in his chair, but he didn't say shit about sitting on his desk, did he?”“No. I suppose he did not.”She pushed the chair back until it banged into the wall. “So have a seat.”Julio bit his lip, seeming lost in thought, then sat on the edge of the desk.“Dude, lose that dumbass apron.”Julio reached behind his back and untied the apron. Before he could pull it over his head, Clover had his belt unbuckled. He watched with an expression of amazement as she deftly unsnapped his waistband, yanked down his zipper, and pulled his cock free.“Do all the men in Columbia have big dicks?” she asked as she wrapped her hand around it.“Si,” Julio said, “It is well known in Latin America, Missus.”“You call me Missus again and I might bite it off,” she said. She flicked her tongue at the head, then wrapped her lips around it and began to suck.Julio briefly lifted his hips from the desk and tugged his pants and shorts down to his thighs.Clover cupped his balls in her left hand, massaging them, while her right hand stroked his shaft. She took it in her mouth again, but almost immediately, she heard a chime ringing.She raised her head and asked Julio, “What the fuck is that?”Julio had a look of panic on his face. “Someone is at the drive-through,” he said, “I must go serve them.”He started to rise, but she put her hands on his hips and pushed him back down. “No, fuck that,” she said, “Stay right there.”She got up and rushed to the dining room. Roxanne and Sporty were sitting in the booth, kissing.“Hey, you fucking lovebirds, I need help here,” she shouted.When they looked at her in surprise, she said, “There's somebody in the fucking drive-through. Either of you guys ever work at a fast food place?”“I worked at Burger King in high school.” Sporty said.“Well, pry Roxy's hand off your whopper and get the fuck in here and find out what they want.”She disappeared back into the kitchen. Roxanne and Sporty looked at each other and shrugged.“I'll give it a try,” Sporty said. He slipped out of the booth and headed toward the kitchen, Roxanne following close behind.“It's like somebody told Santa they wanted a shit show for Christmas,” she muttered.Sporty went to the drive-through window and looked around. “Fuck. I don't know how to use this touchscreen shit,” he said.“Can you at least talk to the guy?” Roxanne asked.“Yeah, that shit looks the same. Hold on.”He was distracted by the sounds coming from the manager's office. “What's she doing in there?” he asked.“Sounds like she's sucking his dick.”“Damn, she's loud, too. Sounds like somebody got a rag stuck in their wet-vac.”He pressed several buttons on the communications panel, but nothing happened. He fiddled with the volume knob, and clicked the headset on and off, all to no avail. Suddenly, he was startled by a blasting horn, and looked over to see a white pick up truck right outside the window The driver, a large, red faced, bearded man, was glaring at him.“Honey, I don't think that's Santa Claus,” Roxanne said.Sporty slid the window open.“I've been out here trying to order for ten fucking minutes,” the man shouted.“Yeah, sorry about that,” Sporty said. “We got some kind of computer problem.”The man looked past him at Roxanne.“Looks to me like the problem is you're having some kind of party in there.”“Naw, she's the manager. She come in to try to fix it.”“So why isn't she fixing it?”“Sir,” Roxanne said, “I'm sorry, but there is nothing we can do about it until the tech guys get here.”“I worked to midnight on Christmas Eve. All I wanted was some burgers for when I get home.”“I'll see what I can get for you, no charge.”She went to the grill. There were onions simmering in the corner and pre-cooked patties in a warming pan. She found a package of buns and put a half dozen on the grill to brown.The man tapped his fingers impatiently on the door of his car.“This is some bullshit,” he barked at Sporty, “You got something for me or not?”“Roxy is fixing it up right now.”“The manager's name is Roxy?”“Yeah, she was named for her grandmom.”Roxanne's glasses kept steaming up from the grill's heat. She did her best to assemble the burgers, but one got no onions, one had triple pickle and some were drenched with mustard and ketchup while others got no more than a drop or two.She boxed the burgers, stacked them in a bag, and handed it to Sporty.“About time,” the man grumbled. “What about a Coke? I need something to drink.”“Coming right up!” Roxanne said with a big smile. As she poured a Coke from the dispenser she thought, I hope those burgers give you the shits, asshole.Sporty handed him the drink and cheerily said, “Merry Christmas, sir.”The man growled. “Yeah, right. I guess the two of you can get back to whatever you were doing now.”“Thank you, sir,” Sporty said, “But we already finished that. Appreciate the thought though.”The man glared at them, muttered something underneath his breath, and drove off.“What did he say?” Roxanne asked.“I didn't catch in, but I think one of the words started with an F and one with an N.”“Feliz Navidad?”“Most likely not.”“Should we figure out how this works, in case someone else pulls up?”“How long Julio gonna take getting his nut?”Roxanne shrugged.“Hold up,” Sporty said, “I got a better idea.”He walked to the back door, opened it and, looking outside, flicked a couple of light switches on the walk.“There you go,” he said.“What did you do?”“Turned off the outside lights, so the place looks closed.”Clover took Julio's cock into her mouth until she felt his pubic hair tickling her nose, then swallowed. That will keep him from trying to go see what's happening in the kitchen, she thought.When she was out of breath, she rose up, releasing his cock with a loud popping sound. She circled the head with her tongue a few times, then dove down and swallowed again. It was late, she was tired, her jaw was starting to ache and her belly was rumbling in complaint over its load of greasy hamburger.She sucked in her cheeks as hard as she could, and Julio exhaled loudly and raised his hips from the desk. As she lifted her head, Julio spurted into her mouth. She swallowed most of it, then picked up his apron off the desk and wiped her face with it, surreptitiously spitting out the rest of his load.He leaned forward, his head hanging low, while he recovered his breath. Clover stood up, and loudly burped.“Sorry about that,” she said.Julio stood, pulling up his pants.“It is okay, Missus.”They walked into the kitchen. Julio immediately noticed that it was dark outside the drive through window.“You friends, I think they turned off the lights,” he said, “I will have to turn them on and to see what else they might have done.”“Okay, well, Merry Christmas, dude.”“And to you, Missus.” Clover turned away, but he added, “Missus?”She looked back.“Maybe you will come for hamburgers again.”Clover looked him over. “Yeah, I might.”Roxanne and Sporty were sitting in the booth when Clover returned to the dining room. Roxanne was leaning against him, her head on his shoulder and her eyes shut.Clover sat down across from them. “You guys about ready to go?” she asked.Roxanne sat up straight and stretched. “Yeah we might as well,” she said.Sporty looked out the window. “That sleet shit turned into real snow,” he said. He nudged Roxanne. “Let me up, baby.”She stood and he slid out of the booth. “Give me your keys,” he said, “I'll get your car warmed up.”She fished her keys out of her purse and handed them to him as he put on his coat.Watching him walk out, Clover said, “When a man cleans the snow off your car for you, he's getting serious. Especially if he does it after you fuck him.”“I think asking me to come with him to his mom's house for Christmas shows that pretty good, too.”“So, stop being a fucking pussy about it. You think you're going to find another nice guy who is obviously crazy about you and doesn't give a shit what you do for a living?”Roxanne was silent for a minute. “It doesn't seem likely, does it?” she said at last.They kissed again and Sporty said, “You know, I had a lot of girlfriends before, but I never brought one home with me on Christmas.”She patted his cheek, kissed him and said, “I've had a lot of boyfriends before, but I never fucked one in the bathroom at White Castle on Christmas Eve.”She kissed him on the nose and dashed to her car, calling, “See you tomorrow, babe.”“It's about time,” Clover said, as Roxanne got into the drivers seat, “I'm freezing my tits off over here.”“That's because they're fake.”“Probably. They should've come with like a heater option.”“I wish I'd known it was a problem, I would have got you one for Christmas.”Clover reached across the console and squeezed Roxanne's hand.“Merry Christmas, Rhonda,” she said.Roxanne felt her eyes moisten. “Merry Christmas, Charlene.”The last display before the park exit, the grand finale, was a great arc of lights over the road. On the left, Santa rode in his sleigh, overflowing bags of gift boxes and teddy bears behind him. His reindeer stretched along the arc, their legs blinking in a dance across the night sky. At the right end of the display, Rudolph's nose glowed like a beacon.“Nine!” Clover shouted, “Bitch, count ‘em! nine fucking reindeers!”“Rudolph doesn't count.”“He counts in this town.”“Why? Because Parks and Rec says he does?”Clover sat back, her arms crossed over her chest in triumph. “Nine fucking reindeer,” she smirked.“Eight,” Roxanne muttered.“Nine.”“Eight…”By  MelissaBaby for Literotica

Aw man.. it really went there.. smh enjoy tho!

[The LA Standard] Oh, You're on my mind Your on my mind My mind My, my You're on my mind You're on my— My, my— You're on my— You're in my My—mind You're on my mind You're in my mind You're on my Thought I should say That I just like the way you Say my name Then you walk away— Thought I should say Oh baby You really drive me crazy Thought I should seize the day But now I can't escape Now at night I lay away and think of you (Think of you) Now I know there's nothing else left to do Why'd you have to all in With that look on your face That you always had Goddamn, had to laugh It has been a long time “The Dead Mouse” As I trailed behind -king, silently waking in synchronicity and cadence in a triangular formation with his friend, not really a musician but more of a third wheel, the squirming of a small creature under the sole of my special edition Air Force One's which I could only feel, and not hear sent shivers rom up the base of my foot into the bottom of my spine. I thought to myself , “that's a dead mouse.” Not even realizing the semi-humor in it; I was running at full speed away from anything I had thought to love, but honestly God had been working on it's sense of humor in almost-delectable ways. “Oh, I get it .”, i thought to myself once more, before piping out into the silence of the Long Beach air, “You picked the wrong day, Mr. Mouse,” chucking, but under my breath for some reason worried that Deadmau5, or Joel, whichever thing, seemed to be foraging its way deeper into my conscious mind, and further out of my subconscious, where I kept almost everything, especially after Dillon Francis. I hate him. Okay. i guess we hate him. I hate all of them. What? no… I HATE MEN. But that–wasn't true. I loved men—I just hated that they all seemed to need so many women–or plain and simply just one, but that ‘one' was never me, unfortunately, either in their mind, or mine; like -king; Entering his dilapidated apartment, I of course had the urge to clean and remedy it, Egyptian hymns scryed into the walls and the cosmic lights of the universe cast into the ceilings–but, the space was in desperate need of a feminine touch–one I knew not to give to just anyone anymore, as I had done with my first love and all the others, becoming entangled more in the needs of man than my own; Then, I was, as Nick said, a true submissive, and I had been given specific instructions to be weary of the darkness that would result from submitting to the wrong kind–and-while in my mind All Is One, I was all in-and-nothing in love with whatever I had created in my own mind with lust, sapiosexuality, and the love of creativity and imagination all rolled into the goulish overkill of what might have been with any or all of them, had I been born with the right skin tone, the right figure–and of course, the right connections. I woke up the next morning–Saturday morning, Christmas Eve, pissed as all get out–all of my roommates were scrolling drones–room dwellers with less to do than just sit on their phones in bed, not moving much and taking up way too much of my precious alone time, which was rare; I had been given a bunch of particularly annoying roommates; One, a 22-year-old from New York who liked to talk on the phone and drink too much–who apparently had a boyfriend kind enough to pay for her room, but was nowhere to be found, and just-as-well was probably getting along with someone else, as she seemed to need more male attention than I could even stand. I thought, “Maybe some Techno music will make her leave.” “Earplugs still firmly planted in my brain, I queued up ‘Techno House Elephant”, probably opting for something even harder–something like ‘The Shell', by Snails, if she decided to stay around beyond the 30 or 40 minute playtime of the EP- but then again, I myself might just leave by then, as it was reaching towards noon, and, after a disappointing Acai bowl just the night before, I was craving a more put-together one–and though my aversion to the Whole Foods across the way which I still loved, I was growing tired of the place, and probably of all y surroundings–I was stuck with too many people who I didn't like, with no other choice at all really but to just sit through it, unable to afford more privacy and my body unable to work two full time minimum wage jobs. I was horny, hair disheveled, and in bad need of a manicure and pedicure, which I could afford, but hadn't the energy to pursue; It had been a long week, and I was haunted by my failed dreams of becoming someone, anyone other than who I was -likable, of course, but not pretty enough to have any real fun in the city, and of course, anything I was attracted to at all only reminded me of y awful placement as a black girl in a white girl's world. I hadn't thought to be jealous, at least, of jy roommate , which seemed to be her placement in the Matrix: making me jealous that she was beyond petite, toting a child's figure, which of course men seemed to adore – the notion of pedophelia being a blurred line between attraction and sexuality I still had yet to understand. The men I seemed to find myself particularly attracted to were of course out of my league, my sapiosexuality of course always getting the better of me– and now, a new tipping point in the alt-right insanity that had to have been the confines of my inner mind itself. It shouldn't have been bothering me as much as it was, but it was–and there was going to have to be an elemental change in my coping mechanisms, before I altogether dropped off into an intricate world that seemed to be designed to torment me with remnants from an old world; though I was no longer married, it seemed as though there was nothing else really in the world left for me It wasn't working. My roommate had asked very nicely twice for me to turn down my music, but I just wanted her to leave. I needed a moment of calm and clarity to myself, after a week of too much nonsense at all to make anything worth it, I wasn't making any real music, and my mixtape series had come to a plateau, after posting [The Next Level] and feeling that the energy of that mix couldn't be topped– if I was going to be a real DJ, I knew I needed to play that way every time, but it seemed that day that a new energy entirely had taken over for exactly 1 hour 8 minutes, and had resulted in the perfect mix. Now my other callings were beckoning–remembering that I was, in fact, a gifted writer, having just the day before publisted a telling entry based on my surreality, merged with my sexuality coming to a peak and noone to be found in my realm worth breaking my celibacy for; It wasn't fair at all that Drake Bell had to buy his own whippets–nor that I had to be the reciprocate, working at the smokeshop with just enough time to be reminded of my own failures, my childhood dreams, or what seemed to be the curse of a body literally not even a mother could love. I wasn't pretty or well to do enough for anyone I actually liked, and though I could have at any point easily gone to the dark side for what may have been decent dick, It wouldn't have been worth it in any effect to lay down with anyone who actually wanted to lay down with me–or at least who had made it apparent, of course–black dudes I would have been happy to keep just as friends, as if there ever was such a thing between myself, apparently in a body attractive to black men, and repellant to my type “Goddammit” I thought. Drake Bell looked good: too good, actually– the reason I had ignored him intentionally the first time he came into the store, and before I had realized who he was; not that I would have believed Nick if he hadn't come back a couple nights later. “Fuck this.” What's a girl to do in the midsts of being reminded of What? Nevermind. What. I don't know how to word this. Well, try. ‘Nick' Get it? Very funny, God. But God is Funny, Undoubtedly. WHY. Why what? WHY would you do this? By the end of The Shell, I was ready to leave myself; I wanted an acai bowl, and had no intentions of heading towards the gym, but needed to– I was, at least for the moment, okay with my figure–though something about the experience had pissed me off just enough to know that I needed to return to ‘The Hollywood Diet' ; there seemed to be an attraction to the vibration of fame and fortune that was ever fleeting, and with a plethora of one-dimentional fuck-boxes that paraded around in model hot bodies, spending upwards of thousands in whippets – of course, there were the upper echelon women, too– the high bar, classy and well-achieving type I knew I wouldn't see any time between the Graveyard hours of tomfuckery at which I was posted in this Downtown Los Angeles Smokeshop–and it was surprising even to me that I had chosen this employer over Aziz, who had insulted my intelligence enough that I felt no need to explain my disappearance–but now God was playing tricks with my mind. WHY GOD. Because. WHY. Because. IT ISN'T REAL. A strange thing was happening inside my sick and twisted mind ; Repressed sexuality collided with rage in the seat of my soul, and there could be only one thing left to blame for any of it. Hollywood. It's always Hollywood. And it was–always Hollywood. They know how to pick ‘em. That's the point. The miniature pinata, my only real prize from having worked at Higher Livin, for all and none of what it was worth; I felt myself sinking into an abyss of carelessness, on the verge of a bender of sorts, sexual or otherwise–I had again fallen victim to the cruelty of Hollywood's chaotic clammerings of magic and insensible display of wonder, and what could be. Now I had an array of men I desired ranging in a spectrum, not all together alike, but not altogether separate: I did seem to have a type, and a tendency to be attracted to what was clearly out of my league, at least for the moment I knew that Hollywood had had it's cyclops eye on me since my early years, and perhaps even at birth– but I was unaware of how to break the barrier between this– poverty and mediocrity–, and the limelight of success in the entertainment industry. For some or any reason, Drake Bell and his Whippets had caused a flat-out degradation of my exterior and formerly safe reality; My multidimensional world was blending together almost harshly with the taste of reality that I was still working an almost-dead-end job, which required too much of me. I was a easy egg to crack: my attraction to anything could be calculated in an algorithmic cocktail of 1 + 2 = 3. Hollywood could do anything. After throwing Skrillex in my tent of course, there was absolutely no denying how easily I could be manipulated with the wrong type of attention: not to ever think I would be lucky enough to get any dick out of it, but at least I was writing; First about Jon, Then about Sonny, Then About Dillon Francis –Sometimes about Joel, And now about Drake Bell, Who, to be fair, I had begun writing about some time ago in Mexico, when I had decided that all of the characters and personalities of the fourth dimension were still alive out there somewhere, and the only way tha SUPACREE could ever exist is if they did too. I wanted to cry. I felt I was being tormented, played with–and of course, rather than to act in rebellion, I submitted, as probably at least somewhat expected, still upset at any of the aforementioned for living my dream life, or probably just as jealous of the innumerous women that they had their pick of at any moment because of it, my ugly, too-blacl-too-fat self included from anything I might have once wanted, besides a peaceful and restful peace of death, suicide once again in my mind's eye and in my grips. “Maybe I should just do some whippets,” SUPACREE was nowhere to be found, really–but Sunni Blu was making the rounds in another word away, just a parallel and a stones throw from mine. “Fuck it.” –And, I'm not into you, I'm just that miserable I ain't got much to do But think about my every move And every movie I've seen you in, For the moment. At least this Flum gives me a headrush, And just enough Remove my trust, Perhaps, move from this gloomy room I just assume that this is what you do To keep me moving So much for an encore So much in store; A bargain for a robbery, A sob story on your arms; An informant, A mormon, an adorable girl, an honorable martyr, a star, A scar across my heart, For all you are, And all I wanted, Too far gone, But not quite yet forgotten On my awful God: A mockery, we all are Aren't we? Stop. I just can't go on any longer, I– I can't go on anymore. It's just a storefront, it's , It's just a front, or something What do you want from me? What more than just a start, To stop working too hard, At the corner market, (and more on my art) I'm up in arms, And out of armor, All at once “What did you do this for?” –I asked my God, And now, she won't respond, She just laughs harder and harder. Do I scare you? Only a little. Huh. What? Nothing.. I hate you. ihateyou. Eventually, The Ascended Masters will intervene. They already have. Oh, Christ Almighty. He's not coming. JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY [Answering Phone] Jesus Christ Almighty –WHERERU? JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY I TOLD YOU I'D GET THERE GODDAMNIT. Fascinating. Do my eyes deceive me, Or Is there a secret between us: A secret illusion; Should I bury it, Or keep it neatly And unseen, Between my knees, And where you need me? Is there a thing that I should need, But never speak– I'll keep it in my sweet release To dream beliefs of evil Seen, aquamarine revines, And pulsing veins, –and stolen hearts, Not passing judgment, But just passing by To hide, to pass the time To find a high, Align in color Fly, Write another rhyme, Or wire fireflies a transfer of light, Like blue eyes reflect to mine. WHY would you write this? WHY. I hate blue eyes. That's racist. No it isn't. Congratulations on making it into my aerospace, unscathed. A coincidence, this is not. I have something for you. I don't need anything from you. That's because I gave you everything you need. Right. I have everything. RIght. So you should know whatever you need comes at a high price. What makes you think I need something? You said you have something for me? Yes I do. You don't seem the gift giving type. I'm not. So, what do you want from me? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? Oh. it's another one. What's he need? Probably nothin, really Oh, it's something. This shouldn't be happening. I agree. why is this bothering me. Google it's self had deleted half my entry, which was admittedly sloppily thrown together, at nearly a full episode's length; probably for the best, as I was becoming more intolerant of my societal responsibility by the moment, and increasingly self destructive asa result. It was stil chaotic; fame kept coming closer towards me and then leaping away, but not out of reach or out of sight, but rather than chase it, I merely calmly strode forward in a never-changing pace, not rushing and always careful to remain calm, even when filled with fury. I had become unrecognizably fit, chaste, and a remarkably healthy eater; I was all together well, besides in the areas of romance and sexuality of course. I was ready to pounce, but timing would be key, and patience the virtue; Man, the Illuminati is high-key hilarious. The first time he wandered into the storefront, I of course immediately avoided any direct eye contact, as I typically did with any attractive Caucasian male, especially in thick glasses—not that I noticed who he was at all before Nick mentioned it—and not that I actually did believe Nick at all when he did; I had immediately looked away, anyhow, and rightly so. “You remember that show Drake & Josh?” , asked Nick coyly, as the man exited “What about it?” , I asked unassumingly “That's that nigga Josh Bell”, he nodded— “Oh”, I bawked, thinking twice to correct him, but instead opting to seem unaffected—mostly I thought he was lying, but it at least had sparked my imiagination enough to remember I had begun writing about Cosmo and Wanda's life after the conclusion of Fairly Oddparents, not yet having returned until now to inspiration—suddenly I was flooded with the remnants of a song I had once loved enough to keep on repeat, which I was of course prompted to listen to as soon as possible, and with which a story unfolded in front of my eyes and beneath my feet, as I left to work the next day with my then-newest mix ringing in my ears—and an actual narrative for Timmy Turner himself, now reaching middle age, as I was— and, to my suprise, a couple nights and a million lifetimes later, when the well-dressed man caught my eye again, after having resisted the urge to waste a Google just to verify what may well have been a farse—God took the liberty of playing show-and-tell—and for some reason, it was his voice, along with a quick and striking once-over, that it was in fact once more as Nick said he was—and rather than his stardom that made me nervous, it was perhaps more so that he was, in fact, extremely attractive, especially my type—and actually, probably at most—the overflow of things I had written and already published about him in my imaginary world—the place where I lived, but wasn't entirely sure anyone else was aware of. His pink sweatshirt and ball cap tempted me to Google exactly what it was Timmy Turner used to wear—in my creative headspace, I thought to myself, blushing a little as he walked away, still swinging to the Detroit Drill music in the background “What's Timmy Turner up to tonight?” Perhaps it was my sex drive getting the better of me—I had wholeheartedly been indulging in the tater tots at the hot bar for three nights exactly—but at least I was back in the gym, where I listened over my mixes, playing over Timmy Turner by Desiigner, envisioning the Fairyless Timmy's trials, intermingling the fictional trademark into my multidimensional science fiction fantasy-action world—and somewhat hoping the real-life Drake has no way to creep into my ultra-conscience hyper sexual fantasies, disallowing my mind to run too wildly. It was late at night, or rather, early in the morning—and I was just the girl at the smokeshop—meanwhile, in the fourth dimension, Timmy Turner was more than likely.. TIMMY TURNER open the registers. CASHIERS Fuck that, bro— —no, way, man —on God— TIMMY TURNER produces a Glock. OH SHIT —OH HELL NAW. The cashiers raise their arms in surrender. TIMMY TURNER Now open the register. —Alright man, ok Oh, fuck, man— [The cashiers obey his command—the registers spring open, clinging.] TIMMY TURNER Cool, now—in the bag. CASHIERS All of it?! Come on, man. TIMMY TURNER Oh yeah, I want all that shit! [He leaves, palming a soda on the way out.] TIMMY TURNER Suckas. Timmy Turner- Acoustic Version, Various Artists BLŪ / SUPACREE skates to work in the heart of downtown Los Angeles 3 weeks later: Cosmo. What. Get up. What. What do you want. Get up. Stop touching me! No! Get up! What?! —just get up. What is it? It's Timmy. TIMMY. TIMMY WHAT. He made a wish. He—he did?! YES. WHERE IS HE? —I don't know. INT/EXT. SMOKESHOP - 5:50 AM GET LOW It's too early for this. Can I get some whippets? Yes. LEGENDS: EPISODE 3 “Hoes Love Whippets” Timmy, what happened? ...I don't remember. The True Origins of the Bampheramphs are Unknown. I know what they are. No you don't--nobody knows. Yah. I'm nobody. *Running at exactly 140 BPM* SAMMI! SAMMI! SAMMI!! WHAT? Listen to me! I'm—listening to something else— What is it? Something more important. That cannot be! Why?! LISTEN TO ME: What?! Something very strange is about to happen to you. To me? Yes, to you— I just said that. Just making sure. LISTEN TO ME: I've been listening… Bampheramph Camp Welcome to your dwelling. This is disgusting. I don't care. I'm beat! Yeah, me too. Dibs on top!!! Aw, no fair! [he jumps onto the top bunk; amattress spring quickly protrudes from the top of the bed] Oh, well, never mind. [another camper opens the bathroom door, to find only the foundation of plumbing for a toilet] Uhhh… where's the toilet? (From afar) It's...over here. What. You're welcome. You're welcome?! For what! Not all the cabins even have toilets. That's seriously disturbing. It's supposed to be— And why is the bathtub separate from the toilet— —or where the toilet should be— Right— Because— there are 43 of us in this quadrant; some of you are gonna have to shit and shower at the same time. What! 43 of us?! Are you blind? There's like 16 of us! I'm pretty sure there's only 9; we lost those guys. [a group of dilapidated campers huddled in a pile] Nah, they're alive… well, maybe like five of them. [immediately, the front door swings open— a drove of campers come pouring in] Alright guys, single file lines. [not even close] Perfect. What the fuck. Who are they?! Who are you? What the fuck! There's 10 beds! Learn to share. Get off me! GET OFF THE FLOOR. Mm—no, probably not… Ughuhhhuhhh—- [blows gym whistle] OH MY GOD! THEN GET UP. I'm so drunk. I've been drunk for three days. Flicker the lights. I WANT MY MOM. Too bad—she's with me! Noooo! The rise free your mind>< I still care Cosmo and Wanda share stories of their lives as Fairies (before becoming Godparents) with their androgynous offspring. Poof, this is reckless. You can't just go granting every wish he makes-- Why not? One, It's dangerou-- He isn't evil. Secondly, it's irresponsible. SUPACREE TURN UP, TURN UPPPPPPP!!! DRAKE BELL Goddamn, girl. SUPACREE SHUT UP, DRAKE— DRAKE (THE SINGER) WHAT I DO?! SUPACREE attempts a whippet—but the can is empty. SUPACREE not you, dumbass. DRAKE continues dusting. DRAKE BELL enters the suite. CONT'D This dumbass. She attempts another huff from the empty can. SUPACREE this shits out. DRAKE BELL Jesus Christ. JESUS CHRIST WHAT? BOTH NOT YOU. SUPACREE CONT'D —you get my whippets? Okay, this is bothering me too much. Okay. Okay. A man in colored graphic motorcycle helmet popped up on a wheelie, aligning with and then passing by me, reminding me of something that had not quite left my mind since the time of its reentry. Come on, Don't let me take this on Come on, I'm unremarkable, Honored, but on one Come on, I'm tired I'm on one You're ok one Come on! Are you alright, my guy? It's gonna kill me inside Kill me inside Just one look in your eyes It's gonna kill me inside Kill me inside Kill me inside Now, my idol— Rest your eyes and Set your mind on Fire On fire Come on! I can shrug it right off, If I want I can rub it right off on the morning With soap Are you suffering? What! Have you lost God? God, this is awful, God, I don't want it no more And I'm on one Gotta be on love Gotta be on something Watching the stars Coming on as I follow, They fall in my honor And I'm not a God— Come on, I'm just watching it all From my awesome apartment Or loft, Turn it off, though, I'm done with it God, this is awful You turn me on And the world keeps on turning I'm falling apart In the heart of Los Angeles Honestly, God, You're a Dog, (And adorable) I should be jotting my thoughts, But I'm lost in a document, Mocking my mantras And talking to God, All in awe with the colors of Love Come on. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2022 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.

El 2022 un año discreto deportivamente para Carlos y también para Tito. El viaje a Utah. La copa mundial de Argentina. El deporte Adjunteño y el locutor banneado y mucho pero mucho más. Este programa esta caliente. Aw no podia escaparse el Carlos vs Savio Vega.... --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Welcome to Around the Word in 180 Days where we read the Bible with our brothers and sisters in the public schools. Karen Seddon is your host for this program. For the 2022-2023 school year we are reading through the New Testament chronologically. Please join us using the Christian Educators app, the Christian Educators website > Resources > AW 180,  or Apple Podcasts. This podcast and its accompanying blog is one of many tools for your role as Christ's ambassador this school year. The times of each daily show vary according to the length of the New Testament chapter(s),  but is especially designed with the busy educator in mind. Feel free to share with your colleagues who love to pray and be in God's word also.

Aw geez. Games we played this week include: High on Life (5:45) Yum Tum Cookstar (28:55) Clumsy Rush Ultimate Guys (33:15) Armored Core IV (37:25) Crisis Core Reunion (43:05) Potion Craft (54:00) Octopath Traveler (1:04:25) --- News things talked about in this episode: Twitch drops anti-LGBTQ hate group from its list of supportable charities (1:07:00) https://www.eurogamer.net/twitch-removes-hate-group-from-approved-charities-following-backlash Activision countersues California Civil Rights Department, implies collusion with unions and media (1:10:20) https://www.axios.com/2022/12/08/activision-lawsuit-california-civil-rights-department FTC files to block Microsoft acquisition of Activision-Blizzard (1:15:10) https://www.eurogamer.net/ftc-suing-to-block-microsofts-69bn-activision-blizzard-acquisition Phil Spencer accuses Sony of attempting to grow by eating Microsoft's dinner (1:20:10) https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/phil-spencer-claims-playstation-wants-to-grow-by-making-xbox-smaller/ Microsoft reportedly offered to allow Call of Duty on PlayStation Plus to appease Sony and regulators (1:23:00) https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-12-12/microsoft-s-offer-to-sony-for-call-of-duty-includes-subscription-service#xj4y7vzkg Indie dev sued by publisher after discouraging players from buying game, defacing Steam page (1:25:25) https://www.eurogamer.net/indie-dev-suggests-players-dont-buy-his-game-as-the-relationship-with-their-publisher-has-dissolved Days Gone director attributes his failures to ‘woke' critics (1:30:45) https://www.eurogamer.net/days-gone-wasnt-a-hit-because-reviewers-were-too-woke-director-claims --- Buy official Jimquisition merchandise from the Jimporium at thejimporium.com Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter and check out his Patreon (patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at pinfultruth.com.

Welcome to Around the Word in 180 Days where we read the Bible with our brothers and sisters in the public schools. Karen Seddon is your host for this program. For the 2022-2023 school year we are reading through the New Testament chronologically. Please join us using the Christian Educators app, the Christian Educators website > Resources > AW 180,  or Apple Podcasts. This podcast and its accompanying blog is one of many tools for your role as Christ's ambassador this school year. The times of each daily show vary according to the length of the New Testament chapter(s),  but is especially designed with the busy educator in mind. Feel free to share with your colleagues who love to pray and be in God's word also.

Welcome to Around the Word in 180 Days where we read the Bible with our brothers and sisters in the public schools. Karen Seddon is your host for this program. For the 2022-2023 school year we are reading through the New Testament chronologically. Please join us using the Christian Educators app, the Christian Educators website > Resources > AW 180,  or Apple Podcasts. This podcast and its accompanying blog is one of many tools for your role as Christ's ambassador this school year. The times of each daily show vary according to the length of the New Testament chapter(s),  but is especially designed with the busy educator in mind. Feel free to share with your colleagues who love to pray and be in God's word also.

Welcome to Around the Word in 180 Days where we read the Bible with our brothers and sisters in the public schools. Karen Seddon is your host for this program. For the 2022-2023 school year we are reading through the New Testament chronologically. Please join us using the Christian Educators app, the Christian Educators website > Resources > AW 180,  or Apple Podcasts. This podcast and its accompanying blog is one of many tools for your role as Christ's ambassador this school year. The times of each daily show vary according to the length of the New Testament chapter(s),  but is especially designed with the busy educator in mind. Feel free to share with your colleagues who love to pray and be in God's word also.

Welcome to Around the Word in 180 Days where we read the Bible with our brothers and sisters in the public schools. Karen Seddon is your host for this program. For the 2022-2023 school year we are reading through the New Testament chronologically. Please join us using the Christian Educators app, the Christian Educators website > Resources > AW 180,  or Apple Podcasts. This podcast and its accompanying blog is one of many tools for your role as Christ's ambassador this school year. The times of each daily show vary according to the length of the New Testament chapter(s),  but is especially designed with the busy educator in mind. Feel free to share with your colleagues who love to pray and be in God's word also.

If you wish the world to become loving and compassionate, become loving and compassionate yourself.如果你希望这个世界变得更有爱和更有同情心，请你自己先变得有爱有同情心。**What was an unexpected joy this past year? 回顾过去的一年，什么是你没有意料到的喜悦收获？Philip（From4:01）This year I had a couple of unexpected joys, both in my professional and personal life. I had two main ones to me, actually three main ones. Firstly, about the professional life, the fact of being in such a situation forced me to really, really think very hard on what I needed to do in my life and what I wanted to do. So this unexpected joy was the fact of being on my own with myself and having to be proactive, really proactive. And this joy is a personal satisfaction, I would say in my personal life. So just so you know me a little bit more, I did a degree in music three, four years ago actually. So I graduated in 2020. And during this degree, one thing I did actually I basically did not take care of my personal relations at home. As a consequence, when I finished my studies, I came back at home with no more friends. So this was a very, very tough period. And I live in a small town. Everyone knows each other since we are children. So it's very difficult to come as a new person in a group of people that already know each other for such a long time. Just before I hit the road,I met incredible people who I'm still in touch with. Homesick. X! (Are you Okay?) X! Sorry.(Aw.) We'll be fine. We'll be fine. I didn't plan anything like this. (Aw..But thank you, that's an unexpected moment of the podcast) Yeah, yeah! (You lose you gain.) Yeah, yeah, just a tough way!…So the unexpected joy… I made some incredible friends and made incredible connections just before I left. And I started to see things building up correctly for the first time in a very long time. And I met an incredible girl in Columbia too, who I hope to spend a lot of time with as well. And these were, to me, three unexpected joys this year. 今年我在我的专业领域和私人生活都有一些没有意料到的喜悦收获。有两个比较重要的，事实上有三个。第一个关于我的工作，因为我遇到了丢掉工作的这个状况（详情听上一集），强迫我必须认真思考我到底想要从我的人生得到什么还有我想要做什么，这个没有预料的喜悦就是让我可以和我自己好好地相处，和必须非常积极的重建我的生活，这个喜悦也是一种个人的满足感。再说到第二个喜悦之前，再让你们多了解我一点，四年前，我去学校学习音乐的专业，然后我在2020年的时候毕业了，但是在我求学的时候，我完全没有在意我在老家的人际关系，这个后果就是，当我完成我的学业，我回家后就完全没有朋友，那是一段非常艰难的时光，我住在小镇里，大家从孩童都认识彼此，所以很难去进入一个已经大家都彼此认识多年的团体，但在我开始上路前，我遇到了我现在还保持联系的一群很棒的朋友...（哽咽）讲到这就让我有点想家，不好意思。没事，没事。我也没有预料会这样。(谢谢，这也是录制播客没有预料到的，失去了还会得到。）是啊，就是用了一种很难的方式。所以这个没有预料到的喜悦就是，在我离开家之前，我交到了一群很棒的朋友，而且是自好久以来，第一次看到事情走向一个正确的方向在前进。还有我在哥伦比亚认识了我想要与之相交很久的一个很棒的女孩。这就是三个我没有预料到的收获喜悦。Lily：I have always wanted to be able to speak Spanish since I visited Guatemala six years ago. I had tried studying online, and lived in Spain for several years. However, I was progressing really slowly. Two months ago I came to Guatemala to study with private tutors and now I'm able to express myself more fluently and I feel proud of myself. 自从六年前我拜访了危地马拉之后，我一直希望可以说西语。我试过在网上学习，还有住在西班牙好几年。然而，我进步地非常的缓慢。两个月前我来到了危地马拉然后和私教一起学习，现在我可以更流利的表达自己，我为自己感到骄傲。

Big-Bang, Gang-Bang Theory: Part 6By baranbrat. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.(This episode includes group sex)Howard scrambled to get out from under Raj and when he placed his hand on the coffee table to stand up, it gave way and he fell again. This time his cock slipped across Raj's lips and when he opened his mouth to protest, the head slipped in!““Howard, get up, get up now or the wedding is off!”Howard crawled away and curled up in a ball and when she saw how scared and frightened he was Amy scooted over to him and stroked his head. “My god Bernadette, can't you see it was all an accident and he was in the wrong place at the wrong time!”Bernadette looked at Amy; “Okay tell me Amy, who's cunt juices are all over my man's cock?'"Aw that would be mine!”“Okay, Amy; who's cum is all over your face then?”“Oh that's okay; it's Sheldon's, my boyfriend!”“So you take a load of cum in the face from your boyfriend while my future husband fucks you, did I get that right?”Amy shook her finger back and forth; “Oh no you don't Bernadette, it was okay for you to ride my boyfriend's cock into tomorrow, last night, but it isn't okay for me to fuck your man's cock, did I get that right?”“Well when you put it that way it doesn't sound fair, but still.”Glenn spoke up; “I think we all need to take a deep breath and began again. Bernadette why don't you start by coming over here and giving me one of your perfect blow jobs. I always knew Catholic girls were great in bed, but your mouth is the best!”Before Howard could respond she was around the chair and as he stepped off the ottoman, her mouth was already open taking his cock in-between her freshly painted red lips.Bernadette and Penny both looked incredible. Their hair was done up and Bernadette's thick blonde hair cascaded around her shoulders and down to her heavy breasts in thick waves of gold.Penny's was straight, but curled at the ends and turned inward towards her gorgeous face and across her straining breasts.Both were in ribbed tight sleeveless t-shirts. With Penny's slightly smaller breasts, Bernadette's breasts swayed under the tight shirt, it was evident neither one of them were wearing bras beneath the shirts.Penny lent Bernadette one of her boy shorts and with her ample ass and thicker thighs, it looked as if Bernadette had then painted on her, her camel toe was evident and a wet spot was already growing larger.Penny's was a little more conservative, but still showed off her gorgeous legs to perfection.While Bernadette attacked Glenn's thick black cock, Howard turned to Amy.Amy reached out and pulled his shirt up and off over his head. Wiping her face free of Sheldon's cum, she leaned in and gave Howard a deep passionate kiss; “Well Howard it looks like it's you and me!”Penny strolled over to Leonard who was sipping coffee in the kitchen; “Well, Leonard; it looks like you were the only one not fucking!”He shook his head no; “Sorry Penny, just finished doing Stephanie doggy here in the kitchen!”“Leonard you dog!”“How about you Penny?” Leonard inquired.“Glenn in the bathroom!” Penny proudly claimed.“Fuck him good?”“Nope! She coyly prolonged her mystery tryst."Blow Job?”“Oh yeah, nice and sloppy, in the tub, real easy to wash off!” She confirmed.“That's where Stephanie is right now!”With a horny tone, Penny posed an idea to Leonard; “How about we grab Sheldon and the three of us head to your bedroom. It's been a fantasy of mine to fuck both of you at the same time!”Leonard was grinning from ear to ear; “You dog, you!”Penny caught Sheldon's attention across the open space, and wiggled her finger at him; “Your presence is requested in Leonard's room!”Sheldon was up, as if shot out of a cannon.Penny met him at the hallway, wrapped her slim fingers around his cock, and giggled; “Okay sweetie, let's see if the two of you can outdo what I experienced last night!”The three of them headed into Leonard's room in total silence and Penny closed the door behind her and leaned against the door; “Alright you two strip, get on the bed and start stroking those gorgeous cocks of yours. I'll start putting on a show for you to end all shows!”Sheldon tore off this shirt, already naked from the waist down, hopped on the bed like a kid on Christmas morning.Leonard pulled his buttoned up over his head as he kicked his slippers off. Pulling off his t-shirt it joined his shirt. He dropped his pants and yanking off his shorts kicked them aside, he joined Sheldon on the bed.He immediately gripped his cock and began stroking his cock as Penny had instructed both of them to do.Penny began by swaying her hips from side to side. Rolling her head around her shoulders, her gorgeous hair floated about her face, neck, covered breasts and back.Unbelting her powder blue robe, it parted and Leonard and Sheldon began stroking their cocks even faster. She continued to sway from side to side and holding onto the belt she slid it back and forth like a stripper does and the robe slowly slid from her shoulders. Penny held it in place about her waist and in the crook of both arms. Lowering her hands the robe slid down her forearms and catching it in her fists she ran the robe back and forth across her gorgeous ass. Turning her back to the bed she leaned over and sticking out her ass, she continued sliding the robe across her ass.Dropping the robe she rose up quickly causing her blonde hair to float back down around her figure, a little more disheveled and looking amazing.Facing the two of the bed, her large breasts poked out lewdly against her white ribbed sleeveless t-shirt. She wet her fingers and rolled one nipple between her fingers, closing her eyes she licked her lips and moaned softly as she did this, she did the same to the other nipple. Back and forth, back and forth she repeated this act and soon the material was soaked and her nipples and areoles were showing through the thin wet material, just waiting to be sucked and tugged on.She turned slowly, her back to the two men on the bed vigorously stroking their cock. She quickly bent over at the waist; her gorgeous blonde hair brushed the floor and her bare feet. She reached back and slowly slid her boy shorts off. As her tight ass appeared she heard both of them groan. Her gorgeous ass cheeks popped from the tight shorts and she held them there sliding the material from side to side making the twin globes shake and shimmy.With one quick shove the shorts hit the floor and she reached up and as slow as humanly possible she spread her cheeks. Her tight lipped pussy, already glistening with her juices, winked at the two on the bed and the inner pink walls were just beckoning them to lick, suck, and finger and yes, fuck it till it was completely sedated.Letting go of the twin globes she reared back and slapped the cheek, again on the other cheek, over and over she slapped her ass cheeks until they were a rosy red.Reached again for the twin globes she spread them apart again and a tiny river of her juices now flowed from her oozing pussy.Rising up quickly and spinning around, her face red from the blood rushing to her head and from the excitement she was inflicting on her perfect body, her long hair fell about her face and shoulders, again covering her tits. She looked so hot and wicked and she licked her bright red lips and biting seductively on her bottom lip slowly ran a fingertip along her bee stung lips; “Don't you two stroke those gorgeous pieces of meat too hard. I'd hate to see them go off before I have some fun with them. If you feel the need to cum before I can play with them. Please yell out so at least I can taste it or have you cum on my red hot ass!”Penny sucked her finger into her mouth; “Umm I can't wait to feel them deep in my throat, oh I'm such a cum slut, there is nothing I love more than the taste and the feel of cum flowing into my mouth and down my throat!”She reached down and slowly raised the tight, wet t-shirt from her belly, up across her large tight breasts and up and over her head. Shaking her head her hair, now tussled, fell halfway back into place.Taking a couple of steps towards the bed she placed one knee on the mattress and leaned over and with Leonard closest to her, her hair swept back and forth across his hairy thighsLeonard's eyes darted from the veil of blonde hair cascading over his thighs and her large stiff-nippled tits swaying before him and he lost it. Letting out a loud groan he spat out; “Oh fuck, Penny; I can't hold back any longer, I'm going to cum!”She let out a squeal of delight and leaping forward, she reached his cock just as the first volley of cum shot from his eager cock. She caught it on the lips and her tongue swept out and drew it into her mouth. Penny covered the shooting cock with her mouth, spurt after creamy spurt slid down her throat. At one point her cheeks bellowed out as he filled her mouth to the max. A drop oozed out of the corner of her mouth and she felt his fingers grip her silky hair and shove her face down deeper onto his cock.Totally spent, Leonard urged her off his cock. She opened her mouth showing him the remnants of his orgasm and smacking her lips together swallowed his creamy cum.She had managed to accomplish just what she wanted to have happen. With one of the guys totally spent for the time being, she could concentrate on the other guy. She could start off slow and once she got going hot and heavy, she figured the second guy would be raring to go, perfect plan!The door slowly opened and there stood Stephanie, her tight red dress was pulled up about her hips and she had three fingers buried deep in her red bush;Three sets of eyes locked on her as she broke up their sexual exploits. “Oh, I am so sorry I interrupted you three, I was just so out of place out there. When I peaked in and saw the incredible strip tease Penny put on, I just couldn't leave. Please, please let me stay and watch! I promise not to get in the way or interrupt you at all!”Penny licked the remains of Leonard's cum from the corner of her mouth and pointing over to the chair she smiled wickedly; “Alright Stephanie; just remember not a peep out of you and just watch, no joining in, that is unless we all agree, but definitely not until I've had my fill of both of these monster cocks, agreed?”She nodded vigorously; her long red hair flew about as she did that.Penny blurted out; “Stephanie, closed and lock the door this time. We don't want any more interruptions!”Stephanie shot over to the door, closed it and locking it moved back to the chair and took a seat at ringside, sitting on the edge awaiting Penny's next move.“Sheldon, spin around so Stephanie can watch me suck your cock while you eat me!”Sheldon leaped up and took position with his head at the foot of the bed,Penny threw one leg over Sheldon's upper body and slid back until her pussy hovered over his face. She felt his hands on her hips as he guided her tasty pussy to his waiting mouth. When his tongue slipped in-between her lips and swept up and down the inner walls of her cunt, she let out a loud grunt and dropped her mouth to his huge cock.She ran her pink tongue around and around and around the huge helmeted head of Sheldon's cock. She pulled away and spat on her hand and began sliding her tiny hand up and down the thick piece of meat in her hand.She heard a groan and looking up, stared directly into the sparking green eyes of Stephanie. She had moved over for a closer look-see and she reached out to swipe a wave of blonde hair that was blocking her view of the expert blow job Penny was giving Sheldon.She stared back at Stephanie with her dark blue eyes and smiled; “Oh Stephanie, we just have to hook up, just the two of us. I want to make love to that gorgeous face of yours!”With that she reached out and cupping the back of Stephanie's head, drew her to her and planted a hot wet open-mouthed kiss on her lips.When the kiss ended, Stephanie was out of breath, she took a seat near the bed and bit her bottom lip and starred back at the sexy kitten on the bed; “My god Penny, now I know why Leonard picked you over me, you are the most incredibly sexy woman I've ever laid my eyes on!”Penny giggled and shook her blonde hair back and forth; “Oh, oh fuck yes Sheldon, I thought Leonard was the king of foreplay, but the way you use your tongue and fingers on my cunt, you win hands down…. Oh Stephanie, you are so wrong! Leonard, just has this thing for me, there is no way you couldn't be just as sexy as I am, sorry for being conceded, but; Oh fuck, Sheldon! Right there! Stephanie, we'll talk later, but right now, I'm so close to cumming and I have to get Sheldon caught up, just sit back and watch!”Penny resumed her attack on Sheldon's cock. Taking it as deep as she could, she pulled her mouth off and a large amount of saliva slid downward toward his balls. Penny caught it in her hand and stroked his cock long and hard. This produced a loud groan from Sheldon as he worked her pussy over even harder.She licked up and down the shaft and her hand followed and she felt his stiffen even more. She palmed his nuts and sucked one into her mouth, her tongue darting out and flicking back and forth.Penny once again took his as deep as she could, but could not get more than three quarters of his cock down her throat.Tearing her mouth from his cock she let out a loud scream; “Oh fuck yes, Sheldon; just like that! I'm so fucking close, more, more, don't stop! Ah!”She dropped her head to his thigh and shook from the intense orgasm. Panting wildly she slowly opened her eyes and planted a tiny kiss on his saliva covered cock!Suddenly she felt a slap on her ass; “Penny?” He slapped her compact ass again; “Penny?” Once again she felt his hand sting her ass; “Penny?”She giggled; “Yes, Sheldon?“"Could you please take me all the way in your throat like you did yesterday?”“I was trying Sweetie, but like yesterday, I'm at the wrong angle!”He scoffed; “Well we both know how to remedy that, now don't we?”She giggled again and in her sweet innocent tone replied; “Oh yes we do Honey, shall we?”“Well of course Penny!”She rolled off of him and onto her back. Scooting around and hung her head off the bed, her shoulders sitting on the edge of the bed. Her long blonde hair cascading to the floor, she looked up and waited for Sheldon.He hurried off the bed and stood directly in front of her and as he leaned forward, she opened her mouth and Stephanie let out a gasp as she watched inch by inch of Sheldon's massive cock disappear into Penny's mouth and flexing throat.Penny's nostrils flared as she took in air, her airway blocked by Sheldon's huge cock. Her tongue got into the action as it slipped out around her widely stretched lips and coated the remainder of his shaft with her saliva.Sheldon pushed forward and the last couple of inches were now buried in her oral cavity.Her legs slid back and forth on the bed and she let out a gasp when she felt a pair of hands grip her by the knees. Her legs were pried apart and she felt a hot breath on her swollen pussy. She let out a muffled scream as Leonard buried his head between her thighs and began licking her clit, pussy and asshole in earnest!“Sheldon and Stephanie looked down at the gorgeous body being attacked at both ends and each had different thoughts.Sheldon smiled as he thought; "Why is this gorgeous blonde even taking a second look at me, my only advantage is my big cock and how well I can execute what I read in the manual. I can't believe just how great she looks, these perfect breasts!” His hands slid down and cupped the twin mounds and rolled her nipples between is fingers; “That flat belly, the way it rises and falls from her heavy breathing, those golden columns of flesh, perfectly formed and that perfect pussy and ass taking my cock like I love so very, very much!”Stephanie stared at the prone Penny and her eyes darted over the perfect body; “My lord, am I turning into a lesbian? I never even though of being with another woman until I saw Penny naked, now all I can think about is crawling between those silken thighs and munching on her pussy just like Leonard is doing right now. Those gorgeous full breasts of hers, I wonder how they would feel when I squeezed them; they look a whole lot firmer than mine. I just want to wrap my lips around those stiff nipples and suck on them. I want to run my fingers through that mane of spun gold and feel it slip through my fingers. That tongue of hers, the way it flicks out and licks Sheldon's cock, I wonder how it would feel dueling with my own tongue. How it would feel flicking across my nipples and those full lips wrapped around my stiff pink nipples. Oh fuck, I can't wait to have her taste my dripping pussy!”Stephanie's eyes were glued on Sheldon's huge cock sliding in and out of Penny's mouth. Her throat muscles flexed as she tightened and relaxed. His hands were all over her tits, mauling them and pulling roughly on her nipples.Penny let out a loud groan as Sheldon twisted her dark beet red nipples and let out a loud stifled moan as Leonard flicked her clit and she came for the second time.Sheldon pumped her mouth faster and faster and letting out a high pitched screech, pulled his cock from her mouth and yelled out; “Where do you want it Penny?”Gasping for breath, she blurted out; “All over my face and tits, cover me with your hot jizz.”Sheldon aimed his cock at her open mouth and the first blast hit with such force that it stung and she closed her mouth. The next shot hit her cheek and shot upwards to her neck and across her shoulder. Again he hit her with a blast covering her neck and up to her heaving breasts. Shot after shot came out and covered the gorgeous blonde and it dripped down her face and onto her forehead and into her hair.Sheldon fell back and leaned against the dresser, he looked over at Stephanie; “Would you like to taste my cum, Dr. Stephanie? I bet you would like to lick all of my cum from Penny's face and tits, well go ahead!”Stephanie was out of her chair in an instant and was licking, sucking and kissing every inch of Penny's upper body and face. From time to time she would lock lips with Penny and feed her the cum she so expertly extracted from Sheldon's huge cock.Leonard looked up from eating Penny and his face too was covered in cum, but Penny's rather than Sheldon's. “Would you like to lick my face clean of Penny's cum too Stephanie?”Without saying a word she got up off her knees, slid around the bed and climbing up cradled Leonard's head in her hands and began kissing and licking Penny's sweet nectar from his face. They locked lips and Leonard's hands slid up and down Stephanie's still fully clothed body. Breaking the kiss he whispered to her; “Alright Stephanie, please take your seat on the chair, the two of us need to give this gorgeous creature the fuck of her life!”Both Stephanie and Penny moaned when they heard him say that, Stephanie out of frustration and Penny out of sheer anticipation of having these two big cocks in her at the same time. She just wondered which cock would invade her asshole and which would fuck her pussy.Leonard was already back at full mast and Sheldon, after watching Stephanie licking the cum from Penny and Leonard was growing quickly.Sheldon stepped back to the bed and cradling Penny's head lifted her back onto the bed. She slid over and Sheldon lay beside her. Grasping her by the arm he rolled her over onto his body and she straddled him.She let out a sigh of relief knowing that Leonard's cock would be the one invading her ass rather than the much larger and thicker cock that Sheldon had. After last night, she definitely wanted in her ass again, but needed some time to recuperate from that gorgeous piece of meat in her.Penny wiggled and slid her body up and down the prone Sheldon, his big dick was standing straight up and as she slid about, it slid up across her belly, then her swollen pussy lips and then up and down between her tight ass cheeks,When she leaned forward it once again flopped to the front and as she wiggled around, his heat seeking missile found her pussy opening, now lodged in-between her tight lips she leaned over even more, her golden blonde hair cascaded all over his upper body and he reached up and locked his lips onto hers. Their tongue slipped out and fought with one another's and she let out a loud groan as his cock penetrated her inner lips and slid rather easily into her tight, wet cunt. Yesterday he had to fight to enter her pussy, but today, after a night of fucking her cunt was becoming accustomed to his length and girth.Penny broke the kiss and letting out a long hiss slowly straightened up and began to lower her sleek toned body down upon Sheldon's thick spear. Inch by thick inch, Penny's womb swallowed up Sheldon's cock. When her thighs rested on his, she knew she had once again taken all he had to give. A smile crossed her lips knowing she had accomplished this, this time with ease and she now began to rise and lower her body and felt him once again, just like yesterday, hitting areas in her womb she didn't even know existed.Sheldon picked up the pace driving his thick cock in and out of her foaming pussy when she leaned forward, giving his easier access to her pussy.When she did this her firm tits swayed back and forth before him and he leaned in and caught one between his lips. He sucked hard on them as her golden hair covered both his face and her tits.Stephanie let out a groan of frustration, not knowing where to look first. Her eyes darted from where Sheldon's cock slid in and out of Penny's dripping cunt, to the erotic sight of Sheldon's mouth sucking loudly on her firm tit. She had to slip off the chair to get a better view of Sheldon sucking on her tit. She wished it was her getting her tits sucked on and being penetrated by that huge cock.Her knees got weak from just imagining that huge piece of meat fucking her. She reached back and unzipped her dress. Shaking her shoulders the sleek tight material fell from them and settled about her waist. She took a seat back on the chair and idly began playing with her full firm tits, still encased in her lacy black bra.Leonard stared at the lovely body Stephanie was slowly revealing, even though he had fucked her already this morning, she was fully clothed when this occurred. Now with her full heavy breast nearly exposed he remembered how great it was to bury his head between those twin pillows of flesh. With all of the weight she had lost. Very little was in her breasts, but it was evident she had worked out seriously and they too had firmed up and looked much fuller and perkier. He couldn't wait to see them exposed, without the sexy bra in the way.He turned back to Penny and his dick jumped. She was now leaning over even more as Sheldon sucked on one tit and then the other. Her ass was pointing upward as Sheldon's cock knifed in and out of her weeping pussy. He slipped in behind her and reaching down swiped his hand across her goo covered cunt-lips and collecting a good amount in his fingers he covered his cock with it. He was as stiff as he had even been in his life, just knowing the ass he had drooled over for the past five years was just about to be his.He gripped his slimy cock and parted her tight ass cheeks with his other hand, leaned forward the large mushroom head slowly parted the starred hole.He heard Penny groan and she whipped her head around; “Just shove that fucking cock in Leonard. I know you've wanted my ass for so long, now you have, Fuck it! Fuck it good & deep!”Leonard saw red and with an animal-like groan shoved hard and the outer ring gave way and he slipped into her hot steamy asshole.“Oh my fucking god, I can feel your cocks rubbing up against the same walls and it's fucking incredible. Come on, both of you, fuck me, use me, fuck me till I can't walk straight. Oh Stephanie, after you and I settle things in bed, you have to try both of them at the same time. I've been in threesomes before, but NEVER like this. Yes, yes, oh Sheldon, fuck me harder!”Leonard and Sheldon got into a rhythm as one pushed in, the other slid out. Back and forth, back and forth the two nerds fucked the gorgeous cheerleader from Nebraska and she would never doubt that men with brains could fuck.Penny was moaning and groaning constantly and as she slammed her body down onto Sheldon's body she went off like a rocket. She shook and started cumming and couldn't stop cumming.The two continued to pound their cocks in and out of her holes and she went from one orgasm right into another one. She shook and broke out into a feverous sweat. She couldn't catch her breath and she started screaming for the two of them to slow down, but they too were caught up in the fuck of their lives and neither one of them paid any attention.Suddenly Penny let out a long guttural moan and collapsed against Sheldon, Penny had passed out from the intense and ongoing orgasm.Leonard popped out of Penny and his still stiff cock bobbed up and down.Sheldon pushed Penny off his sweat covered body and his cum covered cock and thighs sparkled in the light of day. Sheldon leaned over and made sure she was still breathing; “Well Leonard I guess we were just too much for the country girl, what do we do now?”Leonard smiled wickedly as he turned towards Stephanie who was wide-eyed as she looked on at the two stiff cocks bobbing before her; “How about it Stephanie? Penny DID want you to try the two of us out at the same time. Seeing she passed out on us, how about you take over?”She had an innocent look on her face and in her quizzical voice said; Well, I don't know? I really want to, but am afraid I'll pass out just like Penny did!“Leonard slipped off the bed and taking her by the hand got her to her feet; "I know for a fact you are in far better shape than Penny is. After your weight loss and all of that exercising you've been doing I betcha your cardio is in great shape!”She took a step towards the bed and smiled; “Oh what the hell, let's go for it. I just hope Penny doesn't wake up and be pissed at me!”Sheldon scoffed; “If she wakes, I'm sure Leonard and I can deal with it, are you ready?”“Oh yeah, big boy. How about stripping me first and a little foreplay? That way I'll be able to take those two huge pieces of meat in my new tiny body?”She knelt in front of Sheldon, Leonard deftly popped open her sexy black lace bra and as it slipped from her body Sheldon was heard to say; “Oh my, Leonard; have you seen these beautiful breasts?”“Many a times, Sheldon. But not since she lost all of the weight and they firmed up.”“My lord, Leonard; they are magnificent! I thought Penny's were a work of art, but these are even better, if that is possible. Their teardrop shape and the gorgeous light pink tips are breathtaking and these nipples!” He leaned in and sucked on one and Leonard turned her body so he was able to suck on the other one.Leonard's hands were busy too, as he slipped the dress off her slim hips and now knelt before them in just her tiny black thong. Her new ‘peaches and cream' body was very white and against Leonard's skin. She looked nearly pure white.Sheldon coaxed her onto her back and as he snuggled down, he quickly removed her thong and let out a gasp; “Oh my lord Leonard, I've never seen a vagina covered in red hair before, it too is breathtaking, I could look at it for hours, but my urge to eat it outweighs looking at it!”“I'll take a picture for you to look at later!” Leonard said, dryly.“Oh that would be great, Leonard; oh wait, sarcasm?”“Right!”To be continued in part 7.By baranbrat for Literotica

Welcome to Around the Word in 180 Days where we read the Bible with our brothers and sisters in the public schools. Karen Seddon is your host for this program. For the 2022-2023 school year we are reading through the New Testament chronologically. Please join us using the Christian Educators app, the Christian Educators website > Resources > AW 180,  or Apple Podcasts. This podcast and its accompanying blog is one of many tools for your role as Christ's ambassador this school year. The times of each daily show vary according to the length of the New Testament chapter(s),  but is especially designed with the busy educator in mind. Feel free to share with your colleagues who love to pray and be in God's word also.

I've been awake for like, 48 hours but here we go. Aw hell yeah we're fuckin' back or something like that! Well Jules is either way. Turns out flooring on a sex dungeon is a longer task than you'd think it was, but hey, we're glad to have the company. Speaking of company, we talk about the time Jay got kicked out of a Yankee Candle, so that's pretty exciting. He ain't even do nothing bad in there, I mean he could have, but he DIDN'T. One would think that mattered at this point but noooooo, it's always something I reckon. Also we talk about the act of reloading. Always keep an eye on your HUD. It could save your life. Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, and Tik Tok! More content coming real soon, especially now that these dumbass essays are done! Thanks for hanging out with us, come back soon!

Welcome to Around the Word in 180 Days where we read the Bible with our brothers and sisters in the public schools. Karen Seddon is your host for this program. For the 2022-2023 school year we are reading through the New Testament chronologically. Please join us using the Christian Educators app, the Christian Educators website > Resources > AW 180,  or Apple Podcasts. This podcast and its accompanying blog is one of many tools for your role as Christ's ambassador this school year. The times of each daily show vary according to the length of the New Testament chapter(s),  but is especially designed with the busy educator in mind. Feel free to share with your colleagues who love to pray and be in God's word also.

Leonard's Punishment & Sheldon's Superior Wood By baranbrat. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.(This episode includes voyeurism, domination, and coupling)Leonard had completed his confession of voyeurism, and oral experiences with the sleeping Penny.  Sheldon was obsessively reorganizing her apartment at 2:30 in the morning, and Leonard's original mission to extract Sheldon, had turned into a much worse violation of Penny's privacy.Leonard got up to leave and once again she yelled out; “God damn it, sit your ass down! I don't condone what you did, but I understand how your libido can get away from you. Hmm, I never used that word before; I must be getting these words from being around you and Sheldon. Never mind that, but what I'm going to do now is to get even with you, take care of my frustrations and at the same time take any doubts about me that you have in that geeky brain of yours. You better do exactly what I say or I just may still call the police, got it?”He nodded; “Yes Penny, I'll do whatever you say, again I'm sorry and it will never happen again!”She giggled; “Stop apologizing, okay here is what I want you to do.” She slouched down, and at the same time she pulled her legs up & placed her bare feet on the sofa, her heels were on the edge. She looked seductively at Leonard as she slowly parted her thighs and her pussy was already moist. Just thinking about doing this, made her hot. Her robe parted and she shrugged her shoulders and it fell from her shoulders. She sat there, legs spread, dressed in only her tank-top, her nipples had stiffened and were poking through the thin material.She licked her lips and stared at him with those dark green eyes, she tossed her light blonde hair over her shoulder. In a sultry voice she commanded; “I want you to slip out of those boxers. I want you to sit there and slowly stroke your cock for me. Yes I call it a cock and not a penis. I'm going to sit over her and play with my pussy. I want you to watch what I'm doing and you are, under no circumstances to stand, come over here or touch me. That will be your punishment. I'm going to strip off my shirt and you can stare at me to your heart's content. I'm going to make myself cum and I want you to cum. You're not leaving here until we both do, do you understand?”He licked his lips and nodded.“Alright already, why haven't you begun?” She scolded as she spread her legs and slowly began petting her pussy. She slid her fingers up and down her slit and her digits were wet in seconds. She slid it upwards and finding her clit, she unhooded the stiffened button. Her eyes started to glass over, she bit down on her lower lip and as she let out a tiny moan, she locked eyes on Leonard.Leonard couldn't do anything but look at what Penny was doing. He licked his palm and gripping his cock, he started stroking it slowly. He squeezed it then slid his boxers off. He used one hand to cup his swollen nut sack. His mouth was open and he was breathing heavily through his mouth. He was close to cumming already, but didn't want her to stop, so he slowed his stroking. He couldn't believe when she reached down and with her free hand quickly jerked her camisole up and over her head. His eyes bugged out as he watched her large, heavy breasts come into view. They swayed and jiggled and his mouth began to water.Penny smiled when she saw the reaction from Leonard when he first caught sight of her tits. She used her biceps to push her tits together. She now had two fingers sliding in and out of her oozing pussy. They were glistening in the light that flowed through her window. When she pulled them out, she raised them to her lips and licked them; “Um, Leonard, I know why you had to taste me, I'm so sweet and I just love how slippery my juices are.” She dipped them back in and picked up the pace. Her pussy was making a squishy sound as she pumped her fingers in and out. Her juices were running out of her cunt and ran down between her cheeks. It gathered around her puckered hole. Penny used her other hand, she dipped it into her wet well and raised it to her stiff, puckered nipples. She covered them in her juice. She twisted them and tugged on them so hard, her tit rose and she let out a loud groan when she released the turgid peak and watched it swayed back in place. She locked in on Leonard's cock and moaned out; “Faster Leonard, squeeze your cock harder and stroke it faster. I want to see you shoot your hot cum all over your belly. Faster, faster, stroke it faster!”Leonard was beyond excited as his eyes darted from her tits, back to her pussy and to her face. He loved how her face was contorted in lust. He knew she was close to cumming, so was he. He needed to wait and see her cum, but when he heard her urging him on with such nasty talk, he lost it. He felt his cock spasm and he stroked it faster. He bent his cock upward and suddenly his hot, creamy cum started shooting out of his cock. It shot over a foot in the air and landed on his heaving belly. Spurt after creamy spurt flew out of his cock and landed on his belly. He was totally spent, falling back to the chair, he kept watching her and when he heard her let out a loud gurgling growl, he knew she was cumming too.Penny bucked and jammed her fingers deep into her pussy. Her heavy tits swayed and bounced upon her chest as she started cumming. Her head rolled back and after seeing Leonard's cock swell and begin to shoot his hot cum all over his belly, she lost it. She felt her pussy contract and close around her fingers. She loved this feeling and shoved her fingers in as deep as she could, she held it there and let her pussy clutch at her fingers. After a few minutes, she drew her fingers from her cunt. The sticky cream webbed on her fingers and she groaned when she looked at it. She parted and closed her fingers and loved how that looked. She couldn't sit there any longer.Penny slipped off the couch and on her knees she crawled over to Leonard. She wormed her way between his legs and hovered over his twitching cock. She kept her promise and avoided his cock. Leaning over him, her long, shiny and silky hair swayed over his thighs and cock. Her lips came in contact with his belly and her tongue flicked out and she began lapping up the cum he shot all over his belly. At the same time, she planted her goo covered fingers at his parted lips. She ran them around and she let out a low grunt when he opened his mouth and avidly licked and sucked at them.Leonard's hand came up and grabbing her by the wrist, he held it at his mouth and like a rabid dog; he sucked, licked and nipped at her sticky fingers. He sucked them deep into his mouth and he was in heaven. He groaned when he felt her silky hair swishing all over his lower body. He looked down and shook when he saw those gorgeous green eyes of hers staring back at him. “Oh my god Penny, you're so fucking sexy. Please, please suck it. Oh fuck I'm going to go insane it you don't suck on it.”She smile turned into a grin. Her tongue came out and it was covered in all of the cum she collected from his belly. She drew it into her mouth and made a production of swallowing it. Opening her mouth, she showed him it was all gone. She gently held his cock with the tips of two fingers, she turned it to one side, she slid lower and her tongue flicked out and stabbed at his nut sack. She rose up and hovered over his cock. She let out several bursts of hot breath all over his already stiff cock. She let go of his cock and before he could react, she stood up, walked over to the couch and picked up her robe. She briefly wiggled her gorgeous, tight ass at Leonard and slipped into the robe. She tied it tightly about her lush body. She walked over to the door and opening it, she turned to Leonard; “I think we're about even now Leonard. You better never do anything like you did last night ever again, now get out, I need a nice long hot shower!”Leonard was in shock, he picked up his boxers and struggled into them and after managing to get it up over his still stiff cock, he stumbled out the door. He turned to apologize again, but before he could say anything, Penny slammed the door in his face.Leonard walked dejected into his apartment and sat at his desk and began composing an apology to end all apologies. It took him over an hour to transcribe and when he was done, he opened his door and walking over to Penny's door, he tried to slide it under her door.Penny suddenly opened the door; “Hi.”Leonard looks up; “Oh!”She stared down at him and in a very quizzical voice said; “What's going on?”He stands up from the crouched position and while still holding his note clears his throat; “Um…here's the thing.” He opens his note and starts talking gibberish about Oppenheimer and the atomic bomb and his regret his participation in what was at the very least, an error in judgement. He went on about mistakes in judgements and Madam Curie.He continued to ramble on and Penny stopped him. She drew him to her, gave him a hug and whispered in his ear; “Leonard, we're okay!” She gave him a kiss on the cheek and turned and closed the door.Leonard went back to his apartment; he was so stunned he crashed into the door.The next day Leonard and Sheldon offered to help Penny put her entertainment center together. Sheldon was on his knees sorting things out, while Leonard read off the contents of the parts. He turned to Penny who was dressed is short skin tight jeans and a very revealing powder blue pullover top. He looks longingly at her and he can't help but stare at her cleavage, a lot of her breasts were on display; “Um Penny it's the least we could do considering…”Sheldon scoffed; “Considering what? How great this place looks?”Just then Raj and Howard broke in about the inadequate instructions. Sheldon and Leonard went over and a major discussion went on about how to improve the entertainment center. They went on and on and then Penny spoke up; “It looked pretty good in the store.”They ignored her and continued to discuss how to make it more efficient for her TV, stereo, sound system and more. She blurted out; “Hey guys I got this!”Sheldon was the only one really hearing her, he put up his hand; “Hold on Penny!” They went on and on about the improvements and she repeated her concerns; “Listen guys, this is actually really simple.”Howard stopped and said sarcastically; “Hold on honey, men at work.”It was Penny's turn to be sarcastic seeing she wasn't being heard; “Guys, it's hot in here. I think I'll just take off all my clothes.”They stopped and she thought they heard her, but in reality they were figuring out their last improvement. Little did she know, but Sheldon really did hear her.She shook her head in amazement and she continued to work on putting it together.They all agreed on the improvements and agreed to meet back there in an hour with the items needed for the implementation of their ideas. They all left without saying goodbye to her.As the door slammed shut, she looked on and continued to put it together the furniture and she looked around; “Okay, this place does look pretty good.”Just then there was another knock on the door. She opened it and Sheldon was standing there; “Oh hi Sheldon, did you forget something?”He took a step into the apartment and closed the door; “No Penny, I sent Leonard to the junkyard on his own. Salvage yards are so disorganized. It would have driven me crazy to go back. Besides, I think I'm banned from most of them, because of past attempts at intervention which they rudely rebuffed.”Sheldon continued; “I had to speak to you. You think I didn't hear your sarcasm, but I did. I believe it is a little hot in here. I'm waiting, come on, take off your clothes, look I'll join you.”She stood there in awe as he removed his t-shirt, pants, shoes and socks. Standing there in his tightie-whities he threw out one hip and waited. “Come on Penny, we only have an hour. I think you also owe me for making this garbage pit into an inhabitable place to reside in.” Before she could reply, he stepped forward and curled his open hand around her neck and clutching at her soft, silky hair he drew her to his body.Penny opened her mouth to protest and suddenly his mouth closed on hers. He pulled her tight to his nearly naked body and as he increased the magnitude of the kiss, he felt her resistance waning. Her hands slid down his slender back and clutched at his ass, still in those briefs. She began kissing him back and groaned into his mouth when she felt his sizeable hard-on poking her in the belly. Unable to break away and little by little, not wanting to, she wormed her way between the two of them and slid her hands into the waistband of his briefs.Penny tore her mouth off of his and her eyes went wide; “Oh my god Sheldon, your cock is huge!” She was under his spell and after the brief, but enjoyable mutual masturbation she had with Leonard, she was as horny as all get out. She slowly sank to her knees and gripping his briefs, she struggled to lower them. When she managed to pull his shorts down over his erect length; she sucked in her breath and her jaw dropped; “Oh my god, this is amazing. Let me tell you Sheldon, I've seen my share of stiff cocks, but you're a lot bigger than any I've ever seen.”She leaned in to take him into her mouth and he stopped her; “Oh no Penny, you can't. Not until you thank me for doing such a fantastic job organizing your apartment. Oh and one other thing, you said you were hot, but I'm the only one naked, lose the clothes and then you can sample my penis!”She giggled; “I never ever heard a man call it a penis, especially when I was about to give him a blow-job. Oh one other thing, thank you Sheldon, you did a tremendous job on my apartment. Now let's see if you can do me as well, as you did my apartment!” She stood and took his by the hand and led him to the bedroom. After pushing back onto the bed, she crossed her arms and drew the sexy top off in one swift move. She tossed it to the floor. She reached for her Jeans and unbuttoned them and Sheldon stopped her.“Penny, I just cleaned this room, do you think that is where your top should go?” He looked at her large swaying tits and he began to drool. He stroked his cock and this caught Penny's attention.“I promise to pick that up and my jeans, but only after you take care of me.” She tugged off her jeans and removed her tiny thong and slid seductively onto the bed. In the process, she draped her silky hair along his slender legs, up to his straining cock. She gripped it in one hand and stroked it up and down as she slid higher and planted a hot, toe-curling kiss on his lips.She rained kisses all over his face, neck and chest. She nibbled at his nipples as she continued stroking his cock. She hovered over the pulsating piece of meat and opening her mouth wide, she let out a puff of hot air. She heard Sheldon let out a loud groan and thrust his hips upward. She smiled up at him; “Oh you like that do you? Do you like eating pussy too?”He stared down into her mesmerizing green eyes and nodded; “Why don't you spin around and let me show you just how good I am at that!”She didn't have to be asked twice, she was so turned on from earlier today and seeing Sheldon's monstrous cock, she was beyond excited. She continued to stroke him, but slid back up his body. She fed him her tits and for a couple of minutes, she was in heaven as he feasted on them and her puckered nipples and large bright pink areoles. She pulled back and scooted up higher and she offered him her already dripping pussy. She let out a squeal when he gripped her by the hips and pulled her cunt tightly to his open and ready mouth.Penny arched her back, thrusting her pussy against his incredible mouth and tongue, and at the same time she reached back and caught his cock again, stroking it harder and faster. She needed to taste it and lifting off his mouth, she spun around and repositioning herself, she lowered her pussy back down to his mouth and at the same time opened her mouth and enveloped his stiff cock.It was a race to see who could get the other off the quickest, Sheldon won out. Penny had a head start with Leonard and was already hot as a firecracker. She experienced a mind numbing orgasm, sending a river of her creamy juices into Sheldon's mouth.He drank it all down and tried to think about anything, but what Penny was doing to his cock. It was impossible and yet he was able to hold off.Penny had an honorary master's degree in Fellatio Sciences. She teased him and got her fill of cock at the same time. Her lips ran up and down the length of him as her hand followed and kept him at the brink of cumming. She ran her body up and down his thighs, scraping her stiff nipples and heavy tits all while she continued to suck at his cock. She finally opened her mouth wide enough; she took him into her mouth. Her tongue never stopped flicking out and swabbing his shaft as she bobbed up and down. She smiled when she heard him groaning. She felt his tongue, tongue-fucking her pussy, she already came once and the way he was licking her, she was close to yet another one. She could stay this way for hours, but she knew the other guys would be back soon and she wanted this monstrous cock deep in her pussy. She wanted first to see how far she could take this cock. She hasn't had a cock in her mouth that she haven't had down her throat and her lips around their root. She knew this one was going to be a challenge. Her nostrils flared as she began sliding down his shaft, inch by inch she took it in. Her eyes began to water and a loud gurgling came from her throat. She still had a few inches to swallow, but wasn't able to accomplish what she wanted to do.She pulled off his cock, it was drenched in her thick saliva and she was just about to try again when she felt Sheldon latch onto her clit. He strummed her clit and using his tongue, flicked it back and forth. At the same time, he drove two fingers into her dripping snatch. She pulled off his cock and sat straight up. She ground her pussy against his incredible mouth and letting out a tiny scream, she started cumming again.She left his cock, making note to conquer that monster at a later date. She swung her legs off his head and twisting around, threw her leg over his waist. She reached back and gripped his thick cock in her fist. She loved how it felt in her hand, hard as a rock, yet soft and silky to the feel. She knew it would feel even better in her cunt. She wedged it in-between her fat, slick lips. She slowly and steadily lowered her body. Inch by inch she took that monster into her lush body. She was panting and moaning continually and she thrust her hips forward and backward as she tried to take the remaining inches into her pussy. She planted her hands on his chest and threw her head back. She let out another groan when she looked down and Sheldon had captured both of her heaving tits in his palms.Sheldon looked up at her and knew he was lucky. He never had a woman as gorgeous and as experienced as Penny. He loved playing with her tits. He twisted and plucked at her nipples and when she leaned forward to offer them to him, he caught one in his lips and sucked and nipped at it. He felt her cunt tighten around his cock and he knew she was cumming yet again.With her ass raised high and her leaning over his body, this gave his the space to begin fucking her at the pace he wanted. He pumped up and down into her receptive cunt. He was in overdrive as he fucked her harder, deeper and faster. The two of them were panting wildly as they both were on the verge of cumming.Penny sat straight up on his prone body. She planted her feet on the bed astride him and started riding him faster and faster. She lost all control and started cumming again.When she collapsed onto him, he rolled her onto her back and plowed into her even harder. He slammed his cock into her one more time and grinding his hips from side to side, he exploded filling her pussy with his hot cream. He came and came and came. He filled her to overflowing and it began seeping out of her, even though his cock created a tight seal around her stretched pussy.Penny captured his mouth with her own, and as she slowly came down from the intense orgasm, she kissed him passionately as tiny tremors continued to pulsate through her luscious body.After a few minutes, Sheldon rolled off of her. She sccoted down and took his cum-coated cock into her mouth and sucked on him until he was stiff again. She swallowed a mixture of both of their cums and giggled.Soon she jumped out of bed and scampered into the bathroom. As she closed the door she yelled out; “You better clean up before the guys get back here and catch you naked in my bed.He ran into the kitchen and washed off in the sink and just as he fastened his pants, Leonard knocked on the door. Sheldon flopped down on the sofa and yelled out; “Come in!”Soon afterwards, Raj and Howard returned. They assembled Penny's entertainment center and they all noticed how glowing Penny was as she came out of her bedroom, her hair was wet and her entire body was flushed.. As they left the apartment, she kissed Leonard, Howard, and Raj on the cheek and thanked them for putting her center together. Lastly, she grabbed Sheldon and planted a hot kiss on his lips. She nuzzled his neck and whispered to him; “Next time Sheldon, I plan to swallow all eleven inches of you.”He kissed her neck and chuckled; “Aw, wrong Penny, it's twelve inches!” He closed the door behind him before she could reply.To be continued in part 5.By baranbrat for Literotica

Welcome to Around the Word in 180 Days where we read the Bible with our brothers and sisters in the public schools. Karen Seddon is your host for this program. For the 2022-2023 school year we are reading through the New Testament chronologically. Please join us using the Christian Educators app, the Christian Educators website > Resources > AW 180,  or Apple Podcasts. This podcast and its accompanying blog is one of many tools for your role as Christ's ambassador this school year. The times of each daily show vary according to the length of the New Testament chapter(s),  but is especially designed with the busy educator in mind. Feel free to share with your colleagues who love to pray and be in God's word also.

Josiah Cox is the founder and president of Central States Water Resources. Central States Water Resources transforms how water utilities work by acquiring small, often non-compliant systems and then using expertise, technology, and innovation to quickly assess and turn them into reliable infrastructure. I bet you've never heard of Central States Water Resources. Please don't get offended; I had never heard of the company either before my interview with Alex Loucopoulos on that microphone a bit over a year ago. I did a little Google Trend exercise before recording: I've compared the occurrences of "American Water" and "Central States Water Resources" in search terms, and AW wins by a 99 to 1 score. Now, I hear you rolling your eyes and telling me it's an absolutely unfair and non-sense comparison, and you're widely right. Yet, last year, Central States Water Resources completed 40% of the recorded M&A moves in water and wastewater utilities in the US. Over less than a decade of existence, the company has been closing over 80 moves a year on average - which is far more than any other water or wastewater utility company in America.  So why does it fly under the radar? Well, simply because all of these systems are small, located in the states that rarely make the news, and aim to better the lives of communities, we all simply ignored they were such distressed about water.  There's a major difference, though, with the projects we discussed last week with Sean Davis. CSWR isn't a charity or philanthropy. It's a private company backed by Sciens Water, and aiming to turn these non-compliant water systems not only into better, safe, and reliable services but also to make them profitable. If you recall my discussions with Seth Siegel and Trace Blackmore some weeks ago, 85% of American utilities have three or fewer employees. This means they lack the critical scale to apply best practices, embrace innovations and new technologies and are at high risk with the upcoming silver wave. So in a sense, Central States Water Resources is the typical portrait of a distributed water utility that may become the norm in the very near future. I'm carefully using "distributed" and not "decentralized" because you'll see that Josiah firmly refuses the decentralized concept - I'll let him explain why. In this week's exploration, I'm scratching the surface of something that could become a major trend, and not only in the US, when you think of Germany's 10'000 utilities or Switzerland's 700 wastewater treatment plants, to just name the two first examples that crossed my mind.  If that's a topic of interest for you, let me know, and I'll make sure to dive deeper anytime soon! How can you express your interest? Well, you know the maxim I keep repeating week after week: if you like what you hear, share it with a friend, a colleague, or simply your LinkedIn network. I'm thrilled to see the number of these shares increase because that means we're all spreading the word and coming closer to my vision: when you understand Water, you solve the World! So come on, do it, and I'll meet you on the other side! 800 Water Consolidation Moves in a Decade, Yet You've Never Heard of this Water Utility!

Say Like a Champ is here for you with Episode 170, streamed live via YouTube on November 29th, 2022…   Today we ride the SLAC Express for a 15 min show while AW is away on vacay. A crazy weekend in College Football, can Bama sneak back in? Close games in the NFL, who got upset and who held on? The NBA rolls along, can the Lakers become contenders with a trade? USMNT advances in the World Cup, all this and more on SLAC 170!     Join in on our Tuesday tradition to hear the latest news and talk sports with the Crew. #NFL #NBA #OtherSports #SportsTalk #SLAC170   Big thank you to all those who watch, listen and support, as well as our SLACers that participate during the live broadcast!! We love to interact, click to engage with us on your favorite platform today - https://lnk.bio/SayLikeAChamp   #NBA #BenSimmons #AaronJudge #ALMVP #HEISMAN #Vols #SamDarnold #SeanPayton #OhioStateMichigan #TurkeyBowl #CollegeChampionshipWeek #Football #USC #49ers #Vikings #Cowboys #WorldCup #AnthonyDavis #NHL #NBACountdown #Soccer #TigerWoods #KyrieIrving #SportsPodcast #SportsTalk #YouTubeLive #LiveSportsTalk #SayLikeAChamp #SLAC

On episode 160 of The AwardsWatch Podcast, AwardsWatch Executive Editor Ryan McQuade is joined by AwardsWatch contributors Sophia Ciminello and Dan Bayer to talk about the first wave of awards and nominations handed out this award season and answer listener questions. Right at the start of the show, the AW crew discuss the trailer to the horror-comedy Cocaine Bear, which looks like a new camp classic in the making. Once that discussion was over, they moved on to talking about the Gotham Award and New York Film Critic Circle winners that were announced this week, and the Independent Spirit Award nominations that were released last week. A lot of love for titles from A24, especially Everything Everywhere All at Once, which managed wins and nominations across all of these three events. The same goes for Todd Field's TÁR, which is looking like it could become the critical darling of the year. It was a lively conversation, covering all the aspects of how the beginning of the race is playing out so far. As that discussion wrapped up, the gang tackled some listener questions which talked about the evolving Best Actor race, film they can't wait to show their families over the holidays, and who got a major bump from the nominations and wins over the last two weeks. They also gave some early predictions for who they think will be nominated for Best Stunt Ensemble for the SAG Awards. You can listen to The AwardsWatch Podcast wherever you stream podcasts, from iTunes, Soundcloud, Stitcher, Spotify and more. This podcast runs 1h44m. Good to be back and we will be back next week. Till then, enjoy the show. Music: “Modern Fashion” from AShamaleuvmusic (intro) and “B-3” from BoxCat Games Nameless: The Hackers RPG Soundtrack (outro) used by permission.

Last year, I wrote about how the night before Thanksgiving was what inspired me to start Aw, Would You Look At The Time. This year, I adapted that into an audio version to play on one of WFMU's radio shows this week.

On episode 159 of The AwardsWatch Podcast, AwardsWatch Executive Editor Ryan McQuade is joined AwardsWatch contributors Dan Bayer and Josh Parham to discuss the Grammy nominations and Thanksgiving related topics. The 2023 Grammy nominations were announced this past week, with some of the biggest artists in music making history with their nominations. The top nominees included Beyoncé, Kendrick Lamar, Adele, ABBA, Brandi Carlile. The guys talk (to the best their ability) about the nominations and who some of the Best New Artists are. Next up, the crew speak about their favorite Thanksgiving traditions they do with their families as well as their favorite food item to eat during their Thanksgiving meal. They also discuss what movie related plans they have for the holiday and what they are most thankful for as a film critic. Lastly, the AW gang answer some listener questions, ranging from which artist from this current Oscar season would they bring to Thanksgiving to who they think will be the next person to complete the EGOT. They also discuss the Best Picture chances for Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio and what are their current top 3 in their current Best Picture rankings. You can listen to The AwardsWatch Podcast wherever you stream podcasts, from iTunes, Soundcloud, Stitcher, Spotify and more. This podcast runs 1h27m. We will be off next week due to the Thanksgiving weekend. Without further ado, enjoy the show. Music: “Modern Fashion” from AShamaleuvmusic (intro) and “B-3” from BoxCat Games Nameless: The Hackers RPG Soundtrack (outro) used by permission.

Can't stop won't stop! More cowbell? Aw hell naw, MORE HAMSTERWHEEL! The man himself Bill Conley, Just Keep Running's head honcho is with us to talk about a New England classic ultra, the now legendary Hamsterwheel 30-hour.  Just Keep Running puts on awesome races! Check out the Silk City Striders and the Know Your Pace Race on the Manchester Road Race course Outro music by Nick Byram Become a Cultra Crew Patreon Supporter Cultra Facebook Fan Page Sign up for a race at Live Loud Running

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Lauren Ready is a PAID SPEAKER, baby! Aw yeah! I celebrate her and her journey today because at one point she was sure that she could only speak for free. But through some work together and her own hard work and determination, she has booked several paid gigs and there's more to come. Her message drives her. She decided she was worthy of it. And I hope you feel the same, too!

Merriam-Webster's Word of the Day for November 15, 2022 is: augur • AW-gur • verb To augur is to show or suggest, especially from omens, that something might happen in the future. Used most often in formal speech or writing, augur is often followed by an adverb (such as well). // The downturn augurs badly for the success of the business. // This bad news could augur disaster for all of us. See the entry > Examples: "This year, MLS has increased the pipeline that is in place for women to be leaders at the team level. This is exemplified by the number of groundbreaking hires that have occurred. ... The addition of these women in their team front offices augurs well for the future." — Richard Lapchick, ESPN.com, 9 Nov. 2021 Did you know? In ancient Rome, augurs were official diviners whose function it was to divine whether the gods approved of a proposed undertaking, such as a military move. They did so by various means, among them observing the behavior of birds and examining the entrails of sacrificed animals. We doubt the Romans predicted that augur would eventuate into a verb meaning “presage or foretell,” but in retrospect, augur's path must have been in the stars.

This week, Megan talks Thanksgiving science for a science news to start off November. Then Jen sticks around Halloween a little longer to talk about Rats!Organization to Support: Apopo.orgAPOPO is a non-profit organization with Belgian roots. For 25 years they have tackled landmines or tuberculosis around the world. APOPO provides a low-tech, cost-efficient solution to pressing humanitarian challenges.You can make a monthly or yearly donation, purchase a Hero gift for the animals like PPE, food, supplies – or you can adopt a Hero Rat! Right now you can find out more about Baraka who is a little guys in training. Aw!References:https://www.history.com/news/rats-didnt-spread-the-black-death-it-was-humanshttps://chinesenewyear.net/zodiac/rat/https://allthatsinteresting.com/rat-torture-methodhttps://www.bbc.com/news/uk-42708127https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2013/04/23/178604711/ratting-out-tb-scientists-train-rodents-to-diagnose-diseasehttps://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/rats-plague-black-death-humans-lice-health-science#:~:text=In%20cases%20of%20plague%20since,go%20on%20to%20bite%20humans.https://www.mpg.de/18595905/0503-evan-spread-of-black-rats-was-linked-to-human-historical-events-150495-xhttps://www.cam.ac.uk/research/research-at-cambridge/animal-research/what-types-of-animal-do-we-use/rats#:~:text=Why%20do%20we%20use%20rats,test%20drug%20efficacy%20and%20safety.https://www.newworldencyclopedia.org/entry/rathttps://www.thesprucepets.com/how-smart-are-rats-3975140#:~:text=Like%20a%20pet%20dog%2C%20a,through%20mazes%2C%20and%20perform%20tricks.https://www.mpg.de/18595905/0503-evan-spread-of-black-rats-was-linked-to-human-historical-events-150495-xhttps://www.victorpest.com/articles/seven-rat-facts-cringehttps://www.natgeokids.com/uk/discover/animals/general-animals/facts-about-rats/#:~:text=A%20group%20of%20rats%20is%20called%20a%20'mischief'!https://www.britannica.com/list/abundant-animals-the-most-numerous-organisms-in-the-worldhttps://www.telegram.com/story/sports/outdoors/2020/06/15/exploring-long-history-of-rats/113733132/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rats_in_New_York_Cityhttps://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-54747625https://www.scgniagara.com/2018/04/fascinating-rat-facts.htmlhttps://www.mamamia.com.au/cynosure-picosecond-laser/https://www.ranker.com/list/rat-kings-what-are-they/jacob-sheltonhttps://onekindplanet.org/animal/rat/https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/the-doomed-mouse-utopia-that-inspired-the-rats-of-nimhhttps://www.npr.org/2022/04/26/1094766076/throughline-how-rats-became-one-of-earths-most-successful-mammalian-colonizers

Welcome everyone, I'm just back from England where I got to hang out in person with none other than Danny Bennett and so many other folks that I have only known through Facebook. We had a behind-the-scenes tour of Newmarket, thank you to Dr. Simon Curtis and Ian Alexander Nixon. We were also able to hang out with the Canadian and the American teams as they prepared for the International at Stoneleigh and then at the International as well as Focus. Danny and I wandered around with microphones in hand getting as much content as we could to share with you about everything that was going on at those events. Needless to say, I have a ton of interviews to share with you, so keep an ear out for those as we put them out. My guest today is Shearer Wludyka, CJF ASF. I first heard about this incredible woman many years back when I first started attending Heartland Horseshoeing School. Chris often speaks of her fondly as one of his star students who went off to do great things. There had been a few occasions where we were supposed to be in the Heartland at the same time, but unfortunately, life got in the way for one reason or another that didn't happen until this October. Shearer was there with one of her employees helping her to prepare for the CF exam. I think she was supposed to be working on her AW herself, but she was so busy helping out others that I don't think she got around to it. Anyway, we found a few quiet moments and she, her trusty sidekick Jinx, and I got to sit down and have a conversation. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

Aw, hell yeah, bro/sis/sib! The fellas have once again rode out of the mists to grace your lovely ears with yet another fresh, hot, and juicy 40k Badcast. Stuff they talk about in this show include going to therapy, a better name for the ASOIAF miniatures game, and how the urge to actually play these dumb games waxes and wanes, much like the tides. Also, Dan keeps talking about a thing they'll talk about alter, but they never do because they went way long! What a couple of turds. https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

We talk about Countdown, the film about a killer app. Imagine the terror of ordering what you think will be a delicious plate of mozzarella sticks only to have them viciously... what? It's the OTHER type of app? Aw man. An Internet-based horror movie? Those are never good? Will this one break the curse?Wikipedia page for CountdownMovies recommended in this episode:TárEl SurThe Innocents