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Two people who know very little about Harry Potter talk about Harry Potter at length, with a rotating guest expert cringing along.

Mary McLain and Billy Palumbo


    • May 9, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 17m AVG DURATION
    • 10 EPISODES


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    Nymphadora Tonks is a Sex Ed Hologram

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2019 66:06


    Mary calls umami the "sixth sense" and Billy gets irrationally angry; guest Rachel provides a lot of tedious information about the Harry Potter series.

    "Hey, You Kids Want Some Pork Chops?"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2019 81:17


    Mary discusses the dangers of imagination in the Wizarding World; Billy doubts that owls are faster than the internet; guest Abby leads (and misleads) a long attempt to discover Voldemort's middle name.

    "Dumbledore is Constantly Emitting His Final Fart"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2019 95:54


    Billy tells Mary he wants to see her throw up; Mary is horrified by Billy's hideous description of "thestrals;" guest Madison describes intentionally peeing her pants during the Deathly Hallows Part 2.

    "Do Wizards Lay Eggs?"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2019 79:04


    Billy flexes his knowledge of such hip terms as "tea" and "stan;" Mary discusses vaping in the Wizarding World; guest Marae extols the coolness of the character Sirius Black.

    "Anuses Are Sacred"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2019 68:11


    Mary and Billy discuss churches' relationship with the Harry Potter series; guest Jo declares her hatred for Ron Weasley.

    "When the Sorting Hat Gets Drunk, Things Get Weird"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2019 88:32


    Mary spoils the Phil of the Future finale; Billy does his impression of a barfing cat; guest Amanda is continuously baffled.

    Mary Laughs So Hard She Farts At Around 49:00

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2019 68:09


    Billy and Mary say the C-word; guest Kristina asks about the creatures of the Wizarding World.

    "And Now We Add the Soul"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2019 66:05


    Billy and Mary ask: "Do the candy know?" Guest Hannah discusses a Harry Potter class she has taken.

    "The Big Daddy Longlegs of Hogwarts: Dumbledore"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2019 107:20


    Billy refuses to accept a friendship between a professor and a hat; Mary reveals details of the origin story of her menstruation; guest Meredith proclaims her attraction to Young Ol' What's His Name

    Pilot - "There's Something To Know About Snape"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2019 55:18


    Mary and Billy establish the boundaries of their Harry Potter knowledge; guest Hannah introduces some unheard-of character names.

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