Just Gals Being Pals: A Xena Celebration

Some bad dudes have taken over the underworld, and since Hades has decided he’s just gonna mope about it, its up to Xena and her 48-hour boyfriend Marcus to battle digital harpies, recover Hades’ hat, and make everything right again. Don’t forget to enter our contest to win a 2021 Xena calendar!

Xena-Diana prepares for Diana-Diana's wedding while Gabrielle tries to keep her identical twin (unrelated) Diana-Xena from accidentally chopping off anyone's head with her Round Killing Thing.

Xena, Gabrielle, and two guys they don't trust go on a real Indiana Jones-style adventure to find the Lost Treasure of the Sumerians, not because she wants the treasure, but because she… uhh… doesn't want anyone to become a god, maybe? Who can say.

This time, we get a clip show so Lucy can have the week off, Gabs meets a nice boy called Homer, and together they enter an epic rap battle to save the local arts school from those evil rule-and-regulations-mongers.

Our heroes go to Troy to help the "face that launched a thousand [war]ships". Gabs finds her old beau and gets her staff broken, while the Greeks have to deal with a Trojan horse that's full of Xena!

Xena's childhood friend, Flora, is in with the rebel Black Wolf band, and when she goes to jail, Xena, Gabs, and even Salmoneus have to get themselves arrested so they can break out… from the inside!

Gabs becomes an Amazon princess, Xena fights for her honor, and centaurs get blamed for a murder, but it turns out that man was the real monster all along. Our new theme music is “Kaval Sviri,” performed by Balkan Ethno Orchestra. Please visit them!

Continuing in our series of gods who get chained up, this time it's Death, and Xena has to save her so that people will be able to die again, which for some reason this time is a good thing. Meanwhile Gabby gains and loses a new boy toy.

We're back! Prometheus gets chained… AGAIN, so Xena and Gabby meet up with Herc-boner and Iolaus to save him, and we get a bunch of needless one-upsmanship and a thrilling pterodactyl ride.

Gabby accidentally wakes up some Titans who she uses to do her bidding… until they discover she's not a goddess after all. Learn from Ray Stantz, Gabs. When someone ask you if you're a god, you say yes.

Xena tries to help some villagers attacked by a hooded figure, but she ends up on trial for her crimes against humanity instead. Gabrielle does her best Perry Mason impression, while Ares tries to tempt her to the dark side.

Gabby hangs out at the bar with a prince, while Xena goes to rescue his princess from a slimy arms trader trying to start a war. Along the way, she meets up with her hot, not-really-all-that-evil ex Marcus.

Xena, Gabby and Pandora's granddaughter take care of a baby for a while until they can pawn it off on the king, and we learn that the real Hope was the friends we met along the way.

Gabby gets kidnapped to either become Morpheus' bride or lose her blood innocence — err… "murder virginity," and Xena has to go rescue her inside a dream, with the help of a creepy old dude who wants to rub oil all over her.

Gabrielle hangs out in a bar and has bad taste in men, while Xena gets shot in the gut with an arrow, gets ignored by dumb villagers because she's both a warrior and a woman, and has to play surrogate mom to Very Caring Dad and his kids. Bad shoes, frantic leaps, and flying watermelons ensue. Eventually she escapes from this hellscape of peaceful family life and takes Gabrielle with her.

Our first episode of the Xena series proper! Xena meets Gabrielle for the first time, goes to visit her home village where everyone hates her — including her mom — and performs a tricky balancing act to get Draco out of her town.

Theres a lot to process in this episode — Salmoneus has a panic attack and has to process whether he's a coward, Xena and Iolaus have to process their previous toxic gaslit relationship, and we have to process a very regrettable digital monster. But Herc is only processing his boner.

This week, Xena is still pretty evil, but at least she's not into killing women and children. Trouble is, her men are totally into it, and this becomes a problem. Xena dons her goin' out armor to strike fear and boners into the heart of her enemies, and Hercules totally falls for her puppy dog eyes. But what will Iolaus think‽

We start our podcast with the very first appearance of Xena in Hercules: The Legendary Journeys s01e09 “The Warrior Princess.” Xena isn't quite herself yet, but we talk about her first adventure, what's new, and what's to come. Battle — errr… seduce on, Xena!