Just Two Fives Podcast

Lucy and Gianna give a glimpse into what it’s like to get hoodwinked... Was the Aussie hottie all he was cracked up to be? Was he at home with the stomach flu or giving a quick gitty to the 20 something college student? Can you really find love in a 6-8 week time frame? Find out if tears were shed on guitars or if it’s just another day in hoodwink paradise for the Fives. 

Lucy and Gianna are back this week to tell y’all to mind yo manners! Would they flash someone in exchange for free shots? Will they ever be back to Bonefish grill? Is eating before everyone gets their food really bad? Find out how the bachelorette weekend went and if you fall into the bad mannered category. 

Special guest, Mary Romeo, fills in for Gianna on this week's episode.  Mary is not only one of Lucy's good friends from home, but also currently living in LA hustling to make it as a  comedian. Listen in as Mary tells her story about getting to LA, the work it takes to get yourself out there, and then the girls reminiscing on some "fond" memories.  Have you met Ted? Is being creepy fine if you're cool about it? All on this week's  LEGEN- wait for it, wait for it - DARY episode!

Gianna is out, Jay is in. Listen in to this week's episode to hear what else Lucy's younger brother is crashing besides The Fives Podcast. Are Florida's thong bikinis and silicone boobs too hot for Jay to handle? Is celebrating drinking holidays prior to the date out of style? How far should one fake their ancestry? Drop a comment if Jay should be a permanent replacement. Enjoy.

Lucy and Gianna make their grand return after a 3 week long hiatus due to a failing laptop and zero technical skills. Listen along to catch up on what’s been happening in their exciting lives. Did their trip to Indiana go over without any fights? Had Lucy mastered the art of complaining? Are take out and delivery the same or different? Tune in to get the updates you’ve all been waiting for.

Lucy and Gianna shoot the shizzz on this weeks episode. Listen along to some of the most awkward moments that they have lived through in their 24 years of friendship. Was it awkward when Gianna found out her childhood dog died? Was it awkward when Lucy chugged from the bottle in front of her 35 Snapchat friends? Need pointers on what wine not to bring to a social gathering? Follow along as The Fives tell all!

Lucy and Gianna take you on a trip down “is it over or under rated” lane. Listen along to find out whether they think libraries are the best thing since sliced bread or just an overrated tax amenity. If the radio should cease to exist or is a morning necessity. Or if flowers should be a go to gift or rot in the garbage. Listen to the Fives take on all things over and under rated on this weeks episode!

Lucy and Gianna are back this week to talk all things... weird. Was it weird when Lucy had to drop and give her hinge dates, roommate’s 50 year young lover, 10 push-ups? Was it weird when Gianna received a package in the mail with a rusty razor?? Find out how the Fives navigate through weird terrain on this weeks highly anticipated episode!

Lucy and Gianna reflect on their highs and lows of 2020. Was Chicago what they thought it would be or is the Windy City too cold for these Florida gals? Did they figure out the ultimate bar hack? Listen along as they talk all things 2020 and how they plan to make 2021 even better.

Lucy and Gianna reminisce on embarrassing moments that were brought up over the holidays. Do your forever friends ever let you live down unfortunate incidents? Does Lucy meet the love or annoyance of her life on her flight back home? Listen along to see what the Holidays brought the Fives.

Lucy and Gianna dish out some loaded, thought-provoking, questions that have clearly been burning holes in their brain. Woud Lucy ever be able to give up T-Swift? Would Gianna ever be caught at a holiday 5k? Listen along as they spill the tea on some of their most embarrassing moments, and find out if they would have rather just not opened this can of worms.

Lucy and Gianna bring you the highly asked for and wildly anticipated, Unpopular Opinions PART 2. Are music festivals really what they’re cracked up to be? Do chain restaurants satisfy their cravings? Are the Rudolph Antlers a rip off? Listen along to find out if you relate to their unpopular opinions, or if they are Just Two... captious

Lucy and Gianna welcome Party Dad to Fort Lauderdale! Listen along to hear if they make it out past 4pm this year, how they now navigate family relationships as adults, and if Lucy is officially losing her mind. Does Lucy leave her keys in the car again? Does Gianna make it a whole weekend without getting sick? Find out now how The Fives have been doing since their week-long hiatus.

Lucy and Gianna take you on a walk down Double Standard Lane. Why is it guys can HOUSE food on the daily, but The Fives are judged for ordering an extra plate of fries? How do girls get away with the casual, unsolicited sext, yet guys are labeled as creeps when their unwarranted pitched tents are left on read? Is it more acceptable to have a Sugar Daddy or a Sugar Momma? Listen now to find out if the The Fives thrived on the west coast, or if they succumbed to the inevitable double standard judgments they frequently receive.

Lucy and Gianna sail into the sea of the unexpected in this week's episode. Laugh along as they talk about the unexpected predicament they found themselves in, how they coped and, how they plan to over prepare moving forward. Will Lucy get the first impression rose? Will Gianna catch Cowboy Mike's attention in her bright green running shorts and polka dot biki.... I mean undershirt? Or, will they unexpectedly find themselves in one of their best boating experiences in SoFlo yet?

Lucy and Gianna talk all things casual dating. Listen along as they describe how (and how not) to casually date, where they expect to find their next boyfriends, and how they plan to upgrade their dating profiles. Will Gi reel in a catch with her great sense of humor? Will Lucy find someone to bring home to the family? Find out how they plan on getting someone to get that bread, that head... and then... stay, before the next holiday season.

Lucy and Gianna are back, refreshed, and better than ever! After a week's hiatus, the Fives are back to give life updates, Halloween re-caps and discuss how not to hype up your friends. Is Bob Ross a ten under the costume? Is Lucy looking for a Thursday thru Sunday beaux? In addition, listen along to find out the Fives new finance plan.

Lucy (only Lucy, RIP Gianna) welcomes Tori Kay*** Dunn, her first Fort Lauderdale roommate, to the Podcast. Tori shares her first impressions of Lucy and Gianna, and why she somehow decided to still be friends with The Fives. Laugh along as you hear their missing puzzle piece fill in some gaps from previous stories.

Lucy and Gianna talk all things assumptions: the demise of every single person out there. Is he just not that into you or does he have morning breath? Is it a cat call or a just good citizen? Listen along as they disclose when they've falsely assumed and how they plan to better themselves in 2021.

Lucy and Gianna welcome their 3rd guest, Kiersten 'We're Good' Casey to the show. Listen along as the three of them talk about the heart dropping, stomach turning, ears burning..? 'We need to talk...' text, where they were when they read it, what they were wearing, and how they dealt with it. Is it better to allow time between the text and the talk? Is there a better way to go about ending a relationship? Find out how to schling some serious schlong on this week's episode.

In this weeks episode, Lucy and Gianna shed some light on the Art of Gift Giving. Is there such a thing as a bad gift? Can you ever go wrong with an Edible Arrangement? Listen along as they "slyly" suggest what to gift and what not to gift someone you've only been casually seeing. Not every kiss begins with Kay.

Lucy and Gianna spill the tea on what quirks are worth overlooking and what are just downright deal-breakers. Do certain redeeming qualities make it okay to believe that the Earth is flat? Can you get past the long nails and waxy ears if he makes you laugh? Listen along to find out if The Fives are just shallow, or if there really are qualities that should be a hard no for everyone.

Lucy and Gianna welcome their second guest and friend of eight weeks, Alex, to discuss the art of blowing UP ones phone. What do you do when you wake up and see the evidence? Can you come back from that? Is ignorance realllly bliss? Listen along as they highlight what not to do when you are an overzealous communicator and your crush is just...not.

Lucy and Gianna have met the parents!!!!! Laugh along as they highlight the impulsive statements, allergic reactions, and walk of shames that have shed light on what not to do when meeting the family.

Lucy and Gianna are fed up! Listen along while the Fives tell their... favorite..? stories about being ghosted, and how they deal with it. We've all been there, and you may learn a trick, or two about how to handle these inevitable ghosters. If not, you can always call ~ Two Fives! ~

Lucy and Gianna tell the tale of their first time out on open waters. They finally made it on a boat, but... was it worth it? Listen along as they describe how to deal with baby mommas, uber jetskis, and the dreaded Monday hangover.

Lucy and Gianna welcome their first guest.... *drum roll please..... their 3rd roommate Craigslist Curtis! Listen along as Curtis describes what it's like to live with the Fives, and maybe take a note on what pet names to not use.

Lucy and Gianna find it necessary to disclose some of their opinions that aren't usually fan favorites. Tune in to hear whether or not it is Gianna's astrological sign that makes her a loyal enough friend to lie about an allergy to Lucy's date, or if she's just acting out because mercury is in retrograde.

Lucy and Gianna set the scene of their first Fort Lauderdale boating experience. Quickly they realize they're not in Kansas anymore when they show up with zinc face, and everyone else? Well, they show up with Botox...

Co-Hosts Lucy and Gianna talk about the many back-handed compliments they have received, how to respond to them, and more importantly how to laugh them off.

Co-Hosts Lucy and Gianna try and distinguish whether many of their failed dating attempts were in fact dates or if that was just what they told themselves.

Life-long friends and co-hosts Lucy and Gianna give you a small glimpse into what life is like when you are just a fun, average girl living in a city filled with tens. Follow along as they laugh through their dating fails, many drunken mishaps, awkward encounters and much, much more, highlighted with self deprecating humor and sarcastic wit.