Midnight Sunburn

This week Jenna & Kat go to prom! Turns out it’s more cafeteria than gazebo but whatever. They invent a new type of restaurant while Edward is finally the appropriate level of sad and horny. Also there’s a lot of piss jokes. Again. Stay tuned for our wrap up episodes! Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat get all armchair expert up in this hospital room. They analyze everything from why Edward is such a dirty little liar to why Edward is such a dirty little liar. Meanwhile Edward is still sad and still a dirty little liar. Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat are very emotional about very silly things. Renee hate is officially made canon and James has a no good very bad video shoot. Edward is brooding and horny.   Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat pivot into true crime podcasting thanks to Alice. Make sure to stick around to the end to get an exclusive glimpse of the ‘after show’. It’s not worth it. Edward is sad, horny, and doesn’t have a headache. Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat spend most of the chapter complaining about Stephanie Meyer’s writing. You knew we’d get here eventually, we knew we’d get here eventually, it was simply a matter of time. Edward is sad and horny and doesn’t monologue enough Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat are fast and furiously racing to the end of our story!! They watch in horror as Emmett definitely doesn’t kill a bunch of people and in even more horror as Edward remembers the Volturi exist. Jenna also shares her favorite conspiracy theory. Edward is sad, horny, and in a hoodie. Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

Join Jenna & Kat on a high octane action packed chapter! There’s platforming, puzzles, and most surprisingly of all a new found respect for K Stew. Also Esme calls to tell us about her day. Edward is sad and horny for all these planes, trains and automobiles. Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat are back and ready for a new year where all the Cullens act like they’re in an 80’s movie. We learn about Edward’s favorite spot in Bella’s car and Jasper’s surprising new backstory. Edward is sad and horny about the Charlie Fight (tm) Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat go off script and it feels SO GOOD! They joke about vore more often than they realize and find Jasper incredibly boring for some reason. Kat is increasingly nostalgic for Mike Newton. Edward is toe tappingly horny.  Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat aren’t eating anything and they’re so happy about it! They discuss lemonade caps, vampire slapstick and an upsetting amount of baseball. Edward is sad and horny but that doesn’t stop him from dancing. Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat spend the first part of the episode taste testing the candy corn Thanksgiving dinner set and content warning: it’s terrible. There’s mouth sounds, but it’s funny don’t worry. There’s also some Midnight Sun content, or something? Edward is happy and horny, like Jasper apparently. Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat are silly and they know it. They learn more about vampire anatomy than anyone ever thought possible, and that’s surprisingly not a dick joke. They also do their best Austin Powers impressions, again. Edward is happy, horny, and disappointed in them. Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat take a leisurely drive home from the meadow situation and discuss lemonade cap evacuations, character backstories and whether or not god made vampires. Edward is finally happy AND horny - but not horny enough for Jenna... Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat literally can not handle the meadow situation. We can’t. After all this time...It’s here, it’s happening and there are at least 24 pages devoted to his emotions. Edward is horny, sad, and sparkles in a way we can finally understand. Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat have standing desk energy! It’s election night and we deserve a little meadow, as a treat. Edward is still sad and horny but now he’s wearing a sleeveless button down shirt. Apparently. Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat prepare their bodies for ‘Sparkle Crisis 2005’, which is totally not a metaphor for election night. Daddy Carlisle is here and surprise he’s actually William Dafoe from the Lighthouse. Edward is still sad, scared, and (s)horny.   Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat discuss the micro-managed sex lives of Alice and Jasper, prepare their bodies for the meadow situation and present their newest monstrosity: the Midnight Sunburn Fanmix. And don’t worry, it’s totally got ‘Faith’ by Fred Durst.   Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat learn EVERYTHING about Bella’s favorite intellectual properties! Jenna reveals she is a literal monster - but don’t worry, she’s doing it all for the ****. Edward is still horny but less sad about it. Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna and Kat are sitting on the floor which can only mean one thing: another weird episode! They try to recount a rather boring chapter and contemplate the pros and cons of cold meat. Edward is more horny than sad. Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna and Kat listen in as Edward listens in to everyone’s thoughts about Bella. They theorize on the lemonade cap’s final resting place and address the Lanny in the room.  Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat learn which superpower is the horniest and how to almost murder someone. But don’t worry, Lanny’s like totally fine. Edward and his lemonade cap are still sad and horny. Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat mourn the state of the world and Kat’s inability to say names. We finally learn the true meaning of the pomegranate and vow to make a candy corn dildo. Don’t worry, they’re unrelated. We are all sad and horny. This weeks after credits song credit to the talented Dan C Holloway. dancholloway.com Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat support our boy Edward as he uproots a tree when Mike Newton touches Bella’s hair. That’s Edward’s job, damn it. Stephenie asks ‘what if vampires also played football’ and never shows us. Edward is still sad and horny.  Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat are recording from Forks WA! Jenna nearly breaks her ankle twerking next to Bella’s truck and a lovely time was had by all, except the locals. Edward is still sad and horny and not inside any of the Volvos we broke into. Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat….hey, how are you? My hands are starting to hurt from typing all these out and it’s a little lonely. I’ve got this lemonade cap I keep smelling but it’s just not the same. Do you think we could play Quiplash on Zoom later this week? Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat and Edward talk a lot of shit about Mike Newton. I mean he totally deserves it though, always trying to unlock her secrets and all. Edward is still sad and horny but now he occasionally rocks with laughter. Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat are drunk. They reach out to Red Robin and Big Gravel for sponsorships to no avail. Frankly I don’t remember this episode too much, but it's a good one, trust me. Edward is still sad and horny. Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat invent the best selling Kink Wall (™) for keeping track of all your Horny Sad Boy’s various kinky interests. Patent Pending. Also, if vampires do drugs are they just like that now? Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat discuss this hot, wet, pulsing chapter. At least that’s what my notes say. We take a brief I, Tonya break in Alaska and are then back to Forks where Edward is still sad, but horny. Like a horny kinda sad. Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat figure out if Midnight Sun is hot, or just tall. Spoiler alert - it’s horny! Edward is sad. Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat introduce themselves and their love for Twilight. Also read on as Kat tries to write show descriptions two months too late from memory! What an idiot! Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn