MJ's podMaize: An audio blast to break your comedy fast

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A current affairs, showbiz and comedy podCast from the aggregated mindsets of Mike Seckleman and John Seaward. Using 10 bottles of ale, 2 microphones and a goat called Clancy, they manage to blunder their way through all the topics you've been itching to scratch.

MJ's podMaize


    • Jul 28, 2015 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 12m AVG DURATION
    • 33 EPISODES


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    Episode 13 - 28 Jul 15

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2015 37:55


    This is it folks, we have reached the pinnacle of podMaizer/podMaizee interaction. Feast your ears on the results of the song competition what we asked you to enter! Don't forget to check out www.facebook.com/podmaize for photos, videos and the like.

    Trailer 13 - 21 Jul 15

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2015 3:19


    Sorry for the delay, we had to take a couple of months off so John could lose his extra limb for an upcoming play. Here's a condensed-milk version of the soon-to-be-released new episode. Don't forget to check out www.facebook.com/podmaize for photos, videos and the like.

    Episode 12 - 5 Apr 15

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2015 21:21


    Happy Eastrings you wonderful entities! Have a go at this slab of chat, it's full of out of date christmas references songs that make no sense! Don't forget to check out www.facebook.com/podmaize for photos and videos and the like.

    Trailer 12 - 30 Mar 15

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2015 1:24


    Sorry for the delay, we had to take a couple of months off so John could grow an extra limb for an upcoming play. Here's a condensed version of the soon-to-be-released new episode. Don't forget to check out www.facebook.com/podmaize for photos and videos and the like.

    Episode 11 - 4 Jan 15

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2015 24:05


    It's back!!!! The first episode of MJ's podMaize - Chapter 3: The Pulse of Man. It's almost like we've never been away! Don't forget to check out www.facebook.com/podmaize for photos and videos and the like.

    Trailer 11 - 22 Dec 14

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2014 3:18


    Did someone say "MJ's podMaize"? Did someone say "Third Harvest"? Did someone say "it all starts with a Trailer"? Did someone say "why have we had to wait several years for this"? Oh, sorry, my mistake. Don't forget to check out www.facebook.com/podmaize for photos and videos and the like.

    Back of the net - 20 Sep 14

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2014 4:27


    There are rumblings in the podMaize camp that suggest something is finally afoot! While you absorb this unbelievable news, feast on some archival material that never made it past the cutting room floor! Don't forget to check out www.facebook.com/podmaize for photos and videos and the like.

    Outro (to the Agricultural Seminar) - 7 Mar 13

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2013 3:36


    Well, that's all for now! We're going on a litle break to catch up on our sleep, but please keep a jazzEye peeled for our return! Don't forget to check out www.facebook.com/podmaize for photos and videos and the like.

    Side B (of the Agricultural Seminar) - 20 Feb 13

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2013 21:23


    This myriad collection of tales and woes deals with the common themes of evangelism and crockery. 'nuff said. Don't forget to check out www.facebook.com/podmaize for photos and videos and the like.

    Side A (of the Agricultural Seminar) - 25 Dec 12

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2012 21:38


    You lucky devils, you get to listen to a new podMaize on Chrimbly day! 'A festive episode and a return to wholesome family values' - The National Enquirer, 'Twenty years of my life...wasted' - Farmers Weekly, 'Twenty years of my life...wasted' - The Brosnans. Don't forget to check out www.facebook.com/podmaize for photos and videos and the like.

    Intro (to the Agricultural Seminar) - 23 Dec 12

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2012 3:01


    Welcome to a special mini harvest of podMaize (dubbed the Agricultural Seminar). A lot changed over the summer, UK Peter started Bikram Yoga (can you believe it?!), John got a new hat (he's such a raging catch!) and Mike became a great grandfather (twice!). We'll elaborate in good time, please do not rush us. Don't forget to check out www.facebook.com/podmaize for photos and videos and the like.

    Episode 10 - 7 Apr 12

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2012 24:25


    Well, the gents have reached the end of yet another harvest. As a special bonus, they have enlisted the vocal expertise of John's lady, Tam. Sit back, suck on a ruddigers mindPastilleâ„¢ and let podMaize slow to a sweaty, logical conclusion. Don't forget to check out www.facebook.com/podmaize for photos and videos and the like.

    Trailer 10en - 20 Mar 12

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2012 4:06


    Bumper trailer cos we're almost at the end of series, innit! Don't forget to check out www.facebook.com/podmaize for photos and videos and the like.

    Episode 09 - 8 Feb 12

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2012 26:00


    John elaborates on his "Urban Time Machine", as Mike drifts further into "Ostensible Authority Contracts". Don't forget to check out www.facebook.com/podmaize for photos and videos and the like.

    Trailer 09ine - 31 Jan 12

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2012 1:42


    The trailer for our first ever 9th episode! Don't forget to check out www.facebook.com/podmaize for photos and videos and the like.

    Episode 08 - 24 Dec 11

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2011 25:18


    A thinly veiled festive beast, recorded at a holiday camp, in the throes of an experimental music festival. If you believe that, then you are a good judge of character. Features the special guest speakings of Agadude "Evan" McFlamTatz. Don't forget to check out www.facebook.com/podmaize for photos and videos and the like.

    Trailer 08ight - 21 Dec 11

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2011 1:21


    Who wants a gin? The podMaize guys, that's who(m). Don't forget to check out www.facebook.com/podmaize for photos and videos and the like.

    Episode 07 - 27 Nov 11

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2011 22:32


    John recounts the time he went ice fishing with Sir Shirley Bassey, while Mike recounts the time he went bass fishing with Sir Liza Minnelli. Don't forget to check out www.facebook.com/podmaize for photos and videos and the like.

    Trailer 07 - 13 Nov 11

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2011 1:25


    podMe 'til I bleedMaize. Fact. Don't forget to check out www.facebook.com/podmaize for photos and videos and the like.

    Episode 06 - 29 Sep 11

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2011 24:55


    It's business as usual. Mike tells a saucy tale about a vicar and his favourite box of chalk and John reveals his fetish for stamped egg shells in the first of an all new Harvest! Don't forget to check out www.facebook.com/podmaize for photos and videos and the like.

    Trailer 06 - 3 Sep 11

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2011 5:33


    Well, I bet you never thought podMaize would get the green light for a second harvest. The powers that be have decided we can have a second chance, so lube yer Eustachian tubes, it's MJ's podMaize - Chapter 2: The Reaping. Don't forget to check out www.facebook.com/podmaize for photos and videos and the like.

    There's a riot in my pants - 8 Aug 11

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2011 2:50


    This song was made by the tri-lads (Daryl Worthington guests) during the London riots. Barricaded in the flat with only 1 bottle of wine, they had to document the event (the only way they knew how). Don't forget to check out www.facebook.com/podmaize for photos and videos and the like.

    Episode 05 - 29 Jun 11

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2011 26:33


    Welcome to the premiere of the first ever padMaize, where the action takes place solely in a paddling pool. As the blokes don't have a garden, the living room has been designated the splashRoom! Don't forget to check out www.facebook.com/podmaize for photos and videos and the like.

    Trailer 05b - 20 Jun 11

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2011 1:54


    Anuva trailer for our noisal splash! Don't forget to check out www.facebook.com/podmaize for photos and videos and the like.

    Trailer 05a - 11 Jun 11

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2011 1:24


    Just a tiny teasing snippet of a bloated aquamare. Don't forget to check out www.facebook.com/podmaize for photos and videos and the like.

    Episode 04 - 21 May 11

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2011 18:50


    The lads are finding it hard to focus this week, but it's leading to some surprisingly good chat don't 'cha know! Don't forget to check out www.facebook.com/podmaize for photos and videos and the like.

    Trailer 04or - 16 May 11

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2011 3:53


    "Spank this into your ears" (Psalms 30:5). Don't forget to check out www.facebook.com/podmaize for photos and videos and the like.

    Episode 03 - 29 Apr 11

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2011 23:42


    This week we have a special Royal Wedding epipod! Find out where the chums really stand on the Monarchy! Don't forget to check out www.facebook.com/podmaize for photos and videos and the like.

    The Inevitable 3rd Trailer - 22 Apr 11

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2011 2:55


    Another sneek-slice of audio trudgery. Don't forget to check out www.facebook.com/podmaize for photos and videos and the like.

    Episode 02 - 8 Apr 11

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2011 19:21


    The second podMaize, farted from our own annus of joy! Feel the format start to fudge together, feel it! Don't forget to check out www.facebook.com/podmaize for photos and videos and the like.

    Trailer 02531 - 4 Apr 11

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2011 1:46


    Following last week's fantastic cliffhanger ending, how will the boys survive up on that cliff? Don't forget to check out www.facebook.com/podmaize for photos and videos and the like.

    Episode 01 - 26 Mar 11

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2011 15:55


    The first in a long line of disgusting oratory messys. Expect weirdness as the chaps figure what they are all about. Don't forget to check out www.facebook.com/podmaize for photos and videos and the like.

    Trailer 01 - 23 Mar 11

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2011 1:25


    Well, here we go folks, the first trailer for MJ's podMaize. Get ready for a truly auditory thrashing! Don't forget to check out www.facebook.com/podmaize for photos and videos and the like.

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