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Welcome back after a 3 week break! Life has kicked our butts lately but we are happy to be back! Tayler shares the tale of wise woman Mary Bateman a woman whose chicken laid eggs saying the end was near. Christine shares the spry of Jerry Brudos the infamous "Shoe fetish killer". wear flats and check your eggs for handwritten notes from Jesus himself and enjoy!Spank you for listening. Do less God bless. Gloom & Bloom out!

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In this can't-miss episode of The Underground Lounge, Detroit's own Comedian CP joins Lou and Spank for an unfiltered, high-energy conversation that's equal parts hilarious, honest, and unexpectedly insightful. From the moment he sits down, CP brings his signature brand of smart, sharp humor as they chop it up about everything from the grind of stand-up comedy to family, fame, and what it means to come from the heart of the Midwest.CP opens up about how growing up in Detroit shaped his comedic voice—starting with being the funniest kid in the family, roasting adults as a child, and later hosting chaotic bar shows for unreceptive, half-drunk crowds. He breaks down the real rules of making Black audiences laugh, the evolution of comedy in the internet era, and how writing commercials early in his career taught him how to talk to the world.The crew also dives into the art of roasting, the egos and politics behind the scenes in stand-up, and why CP believes some of the best comedy comes from taking intellectual risks. He talks about pushing boundaries with a purpose, building trapdoors into his material, and being one of the few comedians who can talk about Harriet Tubman and still get a laugh.On the personal side, CP shares real moments about therapy, his marriage, and the struggle of trying to be “romantic” as a practical, hardworking man. The conversation gets wild as they talk green room stories, drug culture in comedy, wild fan moments, and trash talk gone wrong, from CP heckling NBA players courtside to his thoughts on fighting Floyd Mayweather (spoiler: don't).As always, the episode closes with the F* It Bucket**, where CP answers reckless questions with equal parts wisdom and recklessness—discussing lie detector tests, mental superpowers, and whether dating a woman your boy already smashed is a dealbreaker.Raw, revealing, and undeniably funny, this episode is CP at his best and The Underground Lounge at its most entertaining.

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On this episode of Underground Lounge: After Hours, the crew has a more vulnerable, grown-up conversation about what it really looks like to evolve. Lou kicks things off with a heartfelt reflection on how life is hitting different at 38, from body changes to shifting energy to a deep craving for more purpose, more clarity, and more peace. What starts as casual talk about the weekend quickly turns into a soul-searching session about growth, health, discipline, and the discomfort of leaving old versions of yourself (and some people) behind.Holly and Spank weigh in with their own takes on aging, entitlement, friendships, and the challenge of defining what “fun” and “freedom” look like as you get older. Lou gets candid about walking away from the habits and environments that no longer serve him, even if they once brought joy, money, or security. He opens up about the loneliness of leadership, the burden of being “the one” everyone relies on, and the hard truth that “everything ain't gonna make it” into the next chapter.They talk gut health, fake friendships, party culture, the trap of being the one who always buys the bottles, and the pressure to go viral in the content game, while still trying to maintain authenticity. The trio doesn't hold back on what it feels like to be caught between who you've been, who you want to be, and who you need to become.Whether you're in your 30s reevaluating your circle, in your 20s building your habits, or in your 40s trying to figure out how to do it all better, this episode is for you. Raw, introspective, and still laced with the signature humor that makes After Hours feel like a real-life therapy session mixed with game night, this one is about growth. The scary kind. The necessary kind. The kind where you finally say: “It's time.”

Quaranteam – Book 1: Part 8 Like Dying and Going To Heaven.. Based on a post by CorruptingPower, in 25 parts. Listen to the Podcast at Explicit Novels. As Sarah was turning around, catching Emily's tiny British form in her arms, lifting her up, spinning her around. "Omigod, Emily!" she said, suddenly hugging her tightly. "I'm totally dead, aren't I? Life is never this fucking good to me. It always goes to shit somehow. Are you really real, bitch?" Emily giggled, infectious and warm, her voice posh within an inch of its life. "I am absolutely here for all of it, Sares!" She gasped, and then begin to giggle even more. "No way!" There was something about a posh English accent and the way it sounded saying a long O sound that sent delicious chills up Andy's spine. She'd just turned thirty less than a few months ago, but still had a very vibrant youthful exuberance to her. He knew there were angry, jealous men all across the world hating him right now who had grown up watching Emily Stevens grow up on film. She had begun starring in movies just barely in her teens where she'd played the book smart love interest of the protagonist of a series of sci fi bounty hunting school movies called "The Dagger Academy." After those, she'd gone on to try a number of various arthouse roles, trying to shake being forever associated with the role of Dahlia Hairtrigger, but she hadn't had the best of luck. "Are you serious, Sares?" she said, while the large redhead continued to bearhug her. "We're together forever? And we're really going to get paired up with your Mister Big?" "Mister Big?" Andy said, his eyebrows raising high. "Oh, hasn't she told you yet?" Emily giggled, that laugh forcing him to smile, no matter how much he felt off guard. "You're at the top of her List." "List?" Sarah put Emily down and turned to look at him, her face having gone nearly as red as her hair. "Gosh, fuck me, how do I even say this?" she said, looking down at her feet suddenly, as if trying to look at him while talking was making it even more complicated. "Em, can you tell him? I'm fucking scared now, that it's gonna freak him out or some shit." Emily's deep blue eyes twinkled. She was wearing a big blue DKNY t shirt over a pair of capri pants, a bright diamond bracelet on one wrist, a silver teardrop pendant hanging down from her neck. Her skin was pale like alabaster, her blonde hair hanging just past her shoulders in wavy blonde curls, her lips bright red with freshly put on lipstick. "I'll tell him, but we're fine, Sares, we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine. Trust me on this! Em knows best." Emily squeezed Sarah's hand in her own, walking back over to Andy, almost leading Sarah along behind her, like she was a naughty child with her hand caught in the cookie jar. "Most people have a hall pass list, you know," she said, her voice again doing that thing with the O sound that sent goosebumps along his skin. "It's supposed to be a list of people you can fuck at any time, and your partner just gives it a wave." She had a coy smile on her face, as she brought Sarah back within reach of Andy. "Well, you are the top person on Sarah's list, Andy Rook, or should I say, Mr. Blake Conrad?" "You're, you're a fan of my writing?" Andy said, almost unable to bring himself to force the words from his mouth. "My writing? The Druid Gunslinger books?" "Tell him about OmegaCon, Sares," Emily said, nudging the much taller girl in the ribs. Emily was nearly a foot shorter than Sarah, and while both were fit, Emily was slender like a ballerina, while Sarah almost seemed more like an Amazon warrior. There were rumors that Sarah had been in consideration for the Wonder Woman role, but that her tendency to swear and be adorkably awkward at press junkets had kept her out of the role. "If you won't tell him, I will," she teased. "Oh fuckbeans, you totally would, wouldn't you, bitch?" Sarah hissed, closing her eyes, wringing her hands together. "So I was totally at your fucking panel at OmegaCon last year, in September." "I highly doubt that," Andy said. "I can't imagine an actress like you wouldn't have turned every head in the room the minute she walked in. I would've definitely remembered." "I was,” she mumbled before Emily prodded her again, a wide impish grin on Emily's adorable English face. "I was in costume, okay? Emily and I wanted to be able to just walk around the convention like normal people, so we were cosplaying so nobody would recognize us. I was in a Chewbacca costume, and I got up in the Q&A line and asked you if you ever imagined actors when you were writing your fiction." "No!" Andy said, gasping suddenly. "See, I told you he'd fucking hate me, Emily?" Sarah said, looking like she was about to cry. "And you said you totally imagined actors for every fucking character you'd ever written, like casting them and everything or whatever. And then you said,” "I said I'd always sort of seen Christian Kane playing the Gunslinger himself." She nodded. "Do you remember what else you said?" Andy tilted his head, struggling to remember whatever else he might have said, but he'd done half a dozen conventions last year, and many of the Q&A sessions blended together. "I don't. Oh god, I'm so sorry, what did I say?" "You said that you'd imagined Olivia Munn playing Doctor Erika Shirow and, and Sarah Washington, I mean, me, playing Layla Heartseye, the Elven barbarian queen," Sarah said. "We spent three days at the convention in costume, but had to leave early right after your panel finished," Emily said, "because she took me back to our hotel room after that and masturbated for nearly an entire hour, thinking about you saying that. She still has the video of you answering her question on her phone. I was recording your answer for her. I was dressed as Greedo, by the by." Emily pulled Sarah in even closer. "She's been trying to get her agent and your agent to set up a meeting for a year now, so she could talk to you about the book rights, and if she could play Layla Heartseye, but I've always thought she was really just doing it so she could get into your pants." "One of us definitely needs to fire our agent then," he muttered. "No way in hell I'd have turned down that meeting." "Wait, are you two, together?" Aisling said, pointing at the two actresses. "We are," Emily said, beaming proudly, "but we both enjoy more than a bit of cock as well, so we're known to dally outside of each other." "I thought you were with that director," Andy said to Sarah. "Dennis Jacobson." "That was totally over fucking years ago," Sarah said, still unable to lift her head up, her eyes fixated on Andy's feet. "And I thought you were with that soccer player," Andy said to Emily. "Georgie Stewart." Emily waved her hand in the air at him, her smile unwavering in its million watt intensity. "That was done with long ago. I did go on a couple of dates with Jeff DeHavelin last year, but it turns out, he is utterly prudish, and that I simply cannot abide by. He doesn't even go down on partners! How do people like that even live today? But now we're going to be with you for the rest of our lives, so that doesn't matter!" She clapped her hands together excitedly, as the limo driver set the last of Emily's four suitcases on the porch. "I, for one, couldn't be more excited! How about you, Mr. Rook? Or may I call you Andy?" Aisling was struggling not to erupt into a fit of giggles, but it was getting harder and harder for her to contain it all in, as she was mostly just shaking, threatening to burst out before she finally forced the words out of his mouth. "Tell her, Andy!" The words were a struggle, the laughter seeping into all of them. "You've gotta fucking tell her." Andy sighed, realizing there wasn't anything that could embarrass him at this point. "Sarah," he said, smoothing his fingertip along her chin, forcing her to tilt her head up and look at him. "You're number one on my list." "No fucking way. You're fucking making fun of me, aren't you?" Sarah, her blue eyes welled up with tears, as if she'd thought Andy was actually going to send her away. He leaned in and kissed her, trying to put as much emotion into it as she had when she'd kissed him earlier. "Number. One. With a bullet. Sarah. Washington." "He's not kidding," Erin groaned. "Ever since he saw you twelve years ago in that movie where you were a quirky airline co pilot. I'm his ex girlfriend. Believe me, I know. He watched that movie like a dozen times in the theater." "You saw 'Airway Mishaps'?" she whispered, wrapping her arms around him again, but still extremely shy. "That's super fucked up. Nobody fucking saw that movie." "You got nominated for an Oscar for it, Sares," Emily said, smoothing one of her hands along Sarah's back.. "That means tens, maybe even hundreds of people saw it." Niko giggled a little at Emily's teasing. "And I'm sure he's too old to be a fan of the Dagger Academy movies, so I'll just have to make him fall for me the old fashioned way." Niko cleared her throat, devilish amusement on her face, and Andy glared over his shoulder at her. Oh, how he wanted to bend her over his knee right now and paddle her ass red. "Omigod, I'm on your list too?" Emily said, giggling all over, blushing herself this time. "I had no idea! I assumed you were far too old to grow up with the Dagger Academy films." "He fell for you in 'The Last Graverobber,' where you played that heiress," Aisling said. "Although he did eventually watch the Dagger Academy movies after that. He'd never seen them before last Christmas, although we rewatched them together a few months ago. He said it was still a little strange seeing you so young in the first one. So while he didn't grow up on them, he's familiar with your work. You're number three on his list." "Who's number two?" Emily said, putting her hands on her hips in mock annoyance. "Alice Karteaux," Andy said. "I mean, after 'Winding Bullets,' anyone who isn't aroused by her isn't anyone I want to know." "Oh, that's totally fine," Sarah said, her hands starting to slide along Andy's back. "She's on Emily's list as well, so the slut can't say shit about you wanting to bang her." "Well, you're not on my list, Andy," Emily said, "but that doesn't mean I'm not going to fuck your brains out, all the while having my best girl by my side. So let's get to it." "What, now?" Andy said. "I'm not sure she's going to let go of you until you do, babe," Emily said, taking one of his hands in hers. "She's read every book you've written a dozen bloody times. She even found that silly porn story you wrote on the internet under a pen name earlier this year." "You read that? You found that?" Sarah nodded, finally getting her tears under control. "I recognized the sentence structure." "My, sentence structure?" "It's a very distinct sentence structure," she giggled. "Plus, like, there's a fuckton of swearing, and you have that in all your writing." "Not that much," he laughed. "Oh shut the fuck up already," Sarah said, smiling against his neck. "Take the win." "Okay, look, why don't you two go upstairs and get settled in the master bedroom, and I'll be up in just a little bit, and we can see about getting you two imprinted, since you both seem to want that," Andy said. "I apparently need to talk to Mr. Watkins briefly, so head up and I'll be along in just a few." "Okay," Emily said, trying to pull Sarah from her grasp on Andy. "C'mon, Sares, let's go upstairs." "Can I kiss him one more time before we go?" "It's going to be just a few minutes, babes." "Please?" Emily rolled her eyes, smiling. "Fine. One more kiss." Sarah locked lips with him once more, and Andy could feel her nipples hard as rocks pressed against his collarbone through the blouse. Eventually she pulled back and away from him, although her arms were the last thing to release him. "Don't keep us waiting long, okay?" she said to him. "You owe us at least two good fuckings. One good fucking for me, and one good fucking for her. Because we are not getting out of that bed until we get fuh uh uh uh ucked. Got it?" Emily started pushing her into the house, rolling her light blue eyes. "He's got it, Sares, now let's gooooooo." She was about to head into the house, then turned back, darted over to Andy, threw her arm around his neck and kissed him fiercely, grinding her hips against him before she pulled back, giving him a saucy little wink, slapping his ass on the way back. "I couldn't bear the thought that you might've thought that I didn't want this just as much as she does. Don't dilly dally or we'll start without you." She gave him a playful little wave and then skipped into the house. Andy turned to glance over at Aisling and Niko, who were gossiping between themselves. "They're gonna be so much fun, aren't they?" Ash said to Niko. "I didn't talk that much to Sarah, but I've spent quite a bit of time chatting with Emily, and she is a hoot," Niko said. "I kinda love her." "Oh, I'm sure you'll get your chance." Andy turned to see Watkins standing at the bottom of the stairs, so he walked down to meet him, even as he saw Watkins' limo driver loading Erin's bag into the limo. Erin had apparently gotten into the limo at some point while he'd been talking with Emily and Sarah. "Careful with that one," Andy said, his voice quiet enough that the conversation was just between the two of them. "I'm not saying she's a gold digger but,” "But she ain't messin' with no broke," Watkins said, laughing a little bit. "I hear you. I think she'll be alright, though. She'll have her own little staff to boss around. Maybe having her own private fiefdom will tamp down her more destructive urges." "For your sake I hope so." "So, we have one more matter to discuss I'm afraid, Andrew." Watkins sighed, shaking his head a little. "I'm afraid I can't bring you Deborah Barnes, and for that I'm truly sorry. My son, it seems, imprinted her while I was at the poker game. I can't tell you how furious I am with him." "Hey, it's okay, Nathaniel," Andy said, almost a touch relieved. "This is already a lot of women to keep track of, so I'm not angry about having one less." Watkins shook his head. "Except that I can't let my son go unpunished for this kind of transgression. If the damn kid doesn't learn that he can't go around doing whatever he wants, that's exactly what he's going to do, so what I'm going to do is have him bring the next woman assigned to him over here and have him give her to you." "Nathaniel," Andy tried to interrupt, "that's really not  " "It absolutely is, Andrew. He's nearly eighteen, and if he doesn't learn now, then when?" It was clear Watkins was violently unhappy with his son over all of this. "His refusal to follow agreements doesn't just reflect on him; it, more importantly, reflects upon me, and once the other men in this community find out, if I haven't come down hard on the boy, they're going to think I'm soft. I cannot abide that." "How would they even know?" "Because! Because, Andrew!" Watkins said, throwing his hands up into the air. "Because he likes to strut around town like he earned my wealth, not me! All it would take it for one of our little poker friends to see Deborah with him and they'll know something is amiss and the gossip will start. I'm going to get ahead of this, and will tell our fellow players all about it before they find out inadvertently. Later this week, my son is going to be delivered a girl he has been lusted after for nearly a year now, and then he's going to have to immediately march her over here and present her to you, as means of apology." Andy sighed, trying to figure out what to say next and failing a few times before finally deciding to stop resisting. It was clear Watkins mind was made up. "Is the lady going to be okay with this? I'm sure she'd much rather have a teenage boy instead of, well, me." "She'll probably be relieved, if I'm honest, Andrew," Watkins said, lowering his voice a bit. "She was Benny's AP Trigonometry tutor last year, and has been helping him with remote tutoring this year for AP Calculus. She was supposed to be a freshman at Stanford this year, but what with the campus closed down, they haven't started classes up, so she'll be going next year when they reopen. I think my son may have hit on her a few times, but she'd declined his advances, so you taking her in is in her best interests, as well as yours and mine. I suppose the people on the base thought they were doing me a favor by assigning her to my son, knowing his lusts for her. They weren't, and hopefully this will discourage them from helping my son any in an attempt to broker favor with me. My son will have something both for you and for her with him as well when they show up Friday, on the 6th." "Okay, well, if she doesn't want to be with him, we can see if she wants to be with me instead." "She will, Andrew," Watkins said, a hint of amusement in his voice. "She likes older men. She hit on me once during The Before Times, but back then I believed I was a one woman kind of man, and I didn't want to hurt my son's feelings. She is, quite beautiful, and obviously very smart. She likes intelligent, strong willed, dependable men. She might be initially fooled, as I was, by the appearance of meekness you can give off on first impression, but I'll tell her in the car ride over that you're not a man to be underestimated. Covington's made that mistake. I have as well. I won't let my son do the same." He tilted his head to one side. "I suppose it would be too much of me to ask for you to make him , watch as you imprinted her?" "God yes! Nathan! Jesus, how can you even suggest such a thing?" Watkins sniffed, clearly disappointed. "Fine, fine. Then I insist you open and read the envelopes that Benny, that's my son's name, will be bringing with him when he shows up on Friday. Make sure he stands there as you tell him exactly what's in them." "What is in them?" "A little bit more punishment for him, and a little more compensation for you," he said. "I won't let you refuse me this, so you'll just have to abide by it, but once you accept the envelopes and Hannah, that's the girl's name, once you accept all of that, I will consider the boy's debt paid in full. I'm sure he's going to bitch and moan about it, but the little brat is lucky I didn't just throw him out on his ear, out of both the family and New Eden. But he is my only son. Maybe I've simply been too lenient in the past, and it is time for him to get the stick instead of the carrot." "Family's a bitch," Andy said. "Indeed it can be." "Nate, I want to leave!" Erin said, poking her head out of the back of the limo. "Can we go now?" "I've made a horrible mistake bringing her into my house, haven't I?" Watkins said, giving Andy a pained smile. "Give her her own wing of your mansion and some staff to boss around, like you said you were going to, and you'll probably be fine," Andy said, shaking the man's hand. "Just don't let her think she's in charge of the rest of your wives. Give her an inch and she'll take every mile she can." "You're too good for this place, Andrew," Watkins said, returning the shake. "May this nest of vipers never break your noble spirit." "You say that," Andy laughed, "but I've got to go upstairs and fuck two people off People Magazine's Top 100 Most Beautiful People list at the same time after we're done here, so if this is a nest of vipers, I gotta tell you, they spared no expense on the gilding." Watkins laughed with him, heading towards the limo. "I'll see you on Friday, then. I'll bring Benny and Hannah over myself, just to make sure he doesn't try and screw this up too." "They never would've worked together anyway," Andy said, as Watkins stopped at the limo and looked back. "Benny and Hannah? People would've been making horrible Japanese steakhouse jokes at their expense non stop their entire lives." "God, you're right," Watkin said, a wide smile on his face. "I can't believe I didn't even think of it before now." He started to get into the back of the limo, sitting down next to Erin, shaking his head. "Benihana's. Fuck me." And then he closed the door and the limo drove off. That left Andy with Niko and Aisling, who had been watching the whole time. "I live the weirdest life on the planet," Andy said to them, walking back up the stairs. It looked like each of the girls had taken one suitcase with them, but left three more each on the patio. "Guess I'd better haul these in." He started to move towards the suitcases, but Aisling had stood up already and stepped in between him and them. "Nah, we got it, Starfucker," she said, pushing him by the chest. "You've gotta go lock in those two beauties before they run off." "Yeah," Niko said, moving to stand next to Aisling, blocking Andy's path to the suitcases, leaving only the door inside the mansion as his exit. "I wanna a turn in the sack with Emily, but you need to make her part of the family first." "Someone's got a crush, I think," Ash said, nudging Niko in the ribs. "Are you kidding?" Niko said. "Seeing her in that fourth Dagger Academy movie, 'Castle of Galaxies,' when she was in that evening gown for the school ball,” She shook her head, a little embarrassed smile on her face. "Well, that's when I realized I was bi." "Maybe if you ask her really nicely, she'll wear the gown for you, love," Ash said to Niko, who visibly shuddered with excitement, playing out the moment in her head. "Go on, go!" Niko said to him. "We'll crash in another room for the night if we have to, so you damn well better not come out of that room until both of those girls are imprinted, or I will beat the living shit out of you." "Yes ma'am, 2nd Lieutenant Red Wolf," Andy said, mocking a salute, which made her smack him on the shoulder. "God, I hope I don't get performance anxiety." "You're not the third guy in 'History Of The World Part I,' Andy," Niko said. "He is a eunuch," Aisling said, acting out the bit. "He is a eunuch," Niko said, continuing it. "He is Dead," the two girls said together, collapsing into a fit of giggles. "Now go in there and give those two beauties the best fucking orgasms of their lives," Aisling said, grabbing one of his belt loops on his jeans, yanking him towards the doorway. "How did I ever get so lucky?" he said, kissing Niko, then Aisling. "By being the best damn man any of us have ever met," Niko said, rubbing the back of his neck. "I love hearing you say that. I'm sure it's not true, but thanks." "It is," Ash said, "but we're not gonna stand here all night stroking your ego. If you don't go upstairs and fuck those two lucky bitches senseless right now, I'm going to have Niko kick your ass." "Okay! Okay!" Andy laughed. "I'm going, I'm going!" He hadn't been entirely joking about the possibility of having trouble getting it up, not because he didn't want to, but because he still considered himself way below their league. Each step through the hallway, up the stairs and down the other hallway were slightly plagued with nervousness. But all that of that was dropping away with each step, as he remembered that kiss from Sarah, how intense and inviting it had been, and that minx like smile of Emily's, toying and yet also welcoming, maybe even laced with a hint of thankfulness. A few hours ago, he'd been terrified that he'd end up striking an adversarial relationship with these two supremely talented actresses, and now he was worried that he'd not live up to their expectations. Their expectations. Of him. The life he lived was not meant to be believed. As he got to the door to the bedroom, he cocked his head, finding the door closed, something rather uncommon in the house. He'd never felt the need to close the master bedroom door before now, so he thought this might even be the first time he'd seen the door actually closed. He was about to knock on the door, his hand raised, about to rap his knuckles on the wood, when he looked at his own hand quizzically. "The hell am I doing?" he muttered to himself and then moved to open the door. There, on the bed, were Sarah and Emily. They were locked in a kiss, Emily sitting on Sarah's lap, the tiny girl's hands tugging ever so slightly on the unbraided portion of Sarah's red locks, their lips pressed together heatedly, making out as though they hadn't even heard him enter. They'd also changed clothes since he'd seen them just a little bit ago. Both girls were dressed in white Oxford button up shirts, violet and purple neckties loose but still hanging around their necks, black skirts that hung down to the middle of their thighs, black thigh high stockings with violet and purple trim at the top of them clinging to their legs. They looked a little like British private school uniforms, but Andy knew that specific color code of trims. They were Dagger Academy uniforms. The Dagger Academy movies had been oddly huge successes, following five different students growing up through several years of a bounty hunter college, set in a land "across the stars." The first one had been expected to do alright, but the five lead actors, one of which was Emily, had all been so winningly charming, that audiences had looked past the sometimes clunky special effects and fallen in love with the story. From the time she was thirteen until she was twenty three, Emily had starred in six Dagger Academy movies, and all said and done, they'd grossed over a billion dollars. He was more than a little surprised she was wearing the school outfit from it now. He'd figured she'd never want to even think about those films again, considering how much of her life they had eaten up. "Oh, Professor Rook," Emily said, looking over her shoulder at him, still grinding a little bit against Sarah. "Miss Heartseye and I seem to have been bitten by a, what was it?" She nudged Sarah. Sarah giggled a little, licking her lips, her blue eyes fixated on him like she wanted to eat him alive. "By a roxtreaux beast," she purred. "It's so fucking hard to think straight right now, Professor." Andy's eyes widened a little bit. She hadn't been kidding. She actually had found that story he'd written early on in the pandemic, months before even Aisling had come into his life. After about two months of quarantine, Andy had gotten frustrated with trying to work on another Druid Gunslinger novel, and had decided what the hell, to write a bit of porn fanfic, just to flex his writing skills, something to take his mind off of the whole lockdown. He'd written a bit of fanfic set in the Dagger Academy series, sometime after the last movie, when Dahlia Hairtrigger's boyfriend had died heroically saving the galaxy, leaving her to go her last year at the Dagger Academy alone. He'd introduced a new friend to Dahlia, a woman named Raven Doomeye, but he'd clearly described the character very much like how Sarah actually looked. In the fanfic, the two bounty hunter students had been out on a wild hunt after a target, who'd sicced a herd of wild roxtreaux on them. The roxtreaux, as he'd written it, disarmed their prey by injecting them with an aphrodisiac venom that fogged their minds with lust. It had mostly been an excuse to write a bit of porn using a handful of his favorite actresses, starting off as a lesbian scene between Hairtrigger and Doomeye until a member of the school faculty, Professor Deathwhisper, came to save them. Deathwhisper was an invented character as well, and he'd modeled her after Alice Karteaux. He'd thought about introducing a male proxy for himself in the story, but decided just to let it lie as it did, posting it to some random corner of the internet under some silly name he'd made up. He'd never expected anyone to actually read it. It seemed like both Emily and Sarah had read it, but read that story very well, because they had the details down to a tee, even going to far as to have Emily's shirt with a jagged rip just above her waist on one side, a rip in Sarah's left stocking just above the ankle, both the places where the roxtreaux had bitten them in the story. Emily turned on Sarah's lap, her back to her girlfriend's chest, rolling her hips in his direction, that skirt still concealing most of her legs from him. "You have to help us, Professor," Emily whimpered. "I don't want to die here on this desolate rock, before I've even finished school." She raked her nails along the back of Sarah's neck, her other hand smoothing along one of her own thighs, tugging a little on that skirt, as if she was torn between trying to pull it down or up. "But I feel so very strange, like parts of my body are on fire. My naughty parts especially." "Well, Miss Hairtrigger, the only antidote to roxtreaux venom is to ride it out," Andy said, stepping into the room, closing the door behind him. He tried to affect a British accent, but immediately abandoned it, deciding just to stick to his own voice. "Vigorous exercise will help, as it encourages the body to fight off the neurotoxins." Emily nodded, her face a contorted mix of fear and lust. "Just tell us what to do and we'll do it, Professor. Whatever it is! You're our only hope." "Just remain there for the moment, and I'll begin administering some treatment," he said, moving to the edge of the bed, sliding down onto his knees, as he made sure both Sarah and Emily had their legs spread, his hands slowly pushing up Emily's skirt, revealing that alabaster flesh of her thighs before exposing that she hadn't put on panties, a small brownish triangle of curls atop her dripping wet cunt. A lesser man might've thought Emily dyed her blonde locks, but Andy knew better, himself a blonde (when he wasn't shaving his head, which was almost never these days) with brown pubic hair. "Remember, whatever you feel, it's perfectly natural," he said, as he lowered his lips down to flick his tongue along her snatch. "Oh. OH. OH my!" she groaned, her hips pushing up towards his face, as he sunk two fingers inside of her cunt, his tongue continuing to draw shapes along her clit. "Fuck, Professor! You're, quite the cunning linguist!" Andy almost wanted to groan at the pun, but decided instead to focus on the work in front of him. When Emily had said her last boyfriend hadn't gone down on her, Andy had almost taken offense to that, and decided it was going to be the first thing he did with her. He could feel her body squirming and writhing against his face, her hands moving to hold onto his head. Her whole body erupted in a quick spasm when he dragged the soft hairs of his goatee across her clit, her thighs clamping on his ears for a moment. She kept him pinned there for several seconds before she relaxed a little bit, whimpering in tiny little chipmunk squeaks. "Fuck, sir, that was amazing," her British tinged voice purred at him. "I've never cum so quick before. You're very good at that,” He looked up from between her thighs, noticing that somewhere in the middle of it, Sarah had unbuttoned Emily's shirt, opening it, although the tie still remained dangling around her neck, resting between her small, pert tits. Emily brought a hand up, folding an arm across her chest, a touch self consciously. "They aren't as large as they should be, sir, I know," she said, looking down. He couldn't tell if she was still playing a part, or was genuine nervous about how he might look at her body. He wanted to put that to rest as quickly as possible. Andy stood up, moving in closer, lifting Emily's chin up, turning her eyes back to his, as he pressed a kiss to her lips, letting her taste herself on his face. "You are perfect exactly as you are," he said, "both of you." He moved to one side and leaned in to kiss Sarah, as he felt Emily's hands unbuttoning his jeans. "Any man who's told you that you need bigger tits can come tell me, and I will beat him to a pulp before of your very eyes, or fall trying." "Can we have more, sir?" Emily asked. "Of you?" Sarah nodded enthusiastically. "I fucking want some too. My brain's on fucking fire." "Alright, but let me tell you this," Andy said, trying to weave his knowledge about the vaccine into the storyline they were playing out. "Whoever goes first in getting a dose of serum will be completely unable to help the other when it comes to her turn. Once you get your dose, you will, ah, go into a healing coma, which will burn the last of the neurotoxin from your system. You two are such close friends, you should decide who you want to get dosed first, and whom you want to go second." He took a step back and Emily slid off Sarah's lap, moving down onto her knees in front of him, before she pulled the giant redhead down to join her. They made such a contrast, the blonde and the redhead, the pixie and the amazon, but the one commonality they shared was that utter adoration they had for him in their eyes. Emily tugged his baggy jeans and boxers down to his knees, letting his thick cock spring free and slap Sarah in the face, causing the redhead to giggle fiercely, her nose scrunching up in amusement. "Quite the weapon you wield, professor," Emily said, reaching up to give his fat cock a soft stroke, moving it to keep it away from Sarah's lips. "I heard a rumor from a member of the faculty, Professor Red Wolf, sir. About the very first taste of the serum. Is it true? Let's find out!" she said with a giggle. At that, Emily held onto his cock by the base with one hand, her other hand moving to grab Sarah's head, pushing the redhead's mouth onto his shaft, that large dollop of precum dripping onto Sarah's tongue as soon as her lips enveloped his cock. The minute that precum hit her tongue, Sarah's hands clamped onto his hips, and her body immediately began vibrating like she'd just been hooked up to a car battery, her blue eyes rolling back into her head as a gurgling moan chirped in staccato bursts of sound that buzzed along his cock, her lips refusing to give even a millimeter of space between them and him. After several seconds, Sarah's breathing resumed a more normal rhythm and she forced her blue eyes open once more, looking up at him, tears at the edges of them, as she slowly pulled her head back to let her lips pop off his cock. "Oh. My. Fucking. God," she whispered. "What the fuck was that, Emily? What the fuck just fucking happened? How did that make me cum so fucking hard? I'm still fucking shaking. What the literal fuck?" Emily giggled again. "Oh my god, it's true, it's actually fucking true. Let me have my first taste," she said, cradling his balls with one hand, stroking his shaft with the other, coaxing another droplet of precum to the tip of his cock. As soon as that milky white pearl emerged, she pushed her mouth over the head of his cock, not taking it deep, mostly just keeping the first few inches past her lips as her tongue swiped along the tip of his cock, gathering up that taste. As soon as her tongue lashed along that dollop, he felt her tiny body lock up, her finely manicured fingernails sinking hard into his ass, her eyes looking up at him, almost in deification, worshiping the sight of him while the orgasm shredded through her, Sarah looking on, somewhere between concern, fascination and jealousy. "Is it, is it always like this?" Sarah asked him, as Emily finally started to come down from her initial taste, both women now primed to him. "The first orgasm is always the strongest," Andy said to her, his hand stroking along the top of her head, as she turned to look up at him. "Other than the imprinting orgasm, which all the girls have described as something unlike anything they've ever encountered. But I think Ash told me that all of her orgasms now are about ten times stronger than they were in the Before Times. Niko and Lauren both said that was about right. Niko's said a number of times that she never knew what cumming was like before me." He chuckled softly. "I wish I could say I was that good, but I think it's mostly the vaccine." "Less men, better orgasms, the new world has so much to offer women,” Emily moaned, reaching over to unbutton Sarah's shirt. Neither girl had put on a bra, and Andy was a little surprised that Sarah's tits were plumper than he'd thought, rounder and fuller with large aerolas and stiff pink nipples standing at attention. She'd never done a nude scene before. Neither of them had. And now, here they both were, in a half state of undress. "Sares, do you want to go first?" "Totally, but I don't fucking know if I can, Emily," Sarah said to her. "But I think I fucking have to, I think I have to fucking go first, so I'm fucking locked in, so I can't back down. I'm just fucking scared I won't be good enough for him, that he won't fucking love me like I fucking love him. He's, like, my fucking hero, as a writer." Andy wanted to point out that both of the women were already completely locked in now, having gotten a taste of his semen to prime them for imprinting, but was afraid that might make things even more awkward for them, so he kept quiet. "It's okay, Sares, it's fine, it's fine, it's absolutely fine," Emily said to Sarah. "I'll be with you the entire time. Here, I know what we can do." She stood up again, pulling Sarah to her feet with her. The two of them moved around Andy's body, turning him around so his back was towards the bed, then Emily pushed him sharply, forcing him to fall onto the bed face up. "Climb on top of him." "Emily, I'm, I'm not fucking sure,” Emily stepped in behind her and slipped one of her hands up and under Sarah's skirt, rubbing her hand against the redhead's cunt beneath the fabric, obscured from Andy's view. "Sares, you are literally drenching my hand right now. You nearly fingered yourself until your hand dropped off after that time at the convention, and now, here he is, the man you wanted, and he's told you, quite explicitly, that he wants to fuck you. Now get out of your own way and climb atop that cock of his. This is your favorite dream. Look at him." Her other hand reached up and grabbed Sarah's hair, forcing her to look at him, while Emily carried on, her posh English accent almost making her seem even more dominating. "He wants you, you daft bitch. He's probably jerked off thinking about you, haven't you, Andy?" Andy reddened a little bit, then nodded. "More than a few times." "You see?" Emily's grip in Sarah's hair loosened a little bit, and Andy could see the lust building up behind Sarah's dark blue eyes, rising up to meet the levels of love already present there. "I'll do you one better. I'm going to give you to the count of five to get on top of the love of your life, and if you don't, I'm going to fuck him first, a fact I will surely lord over you for the rest of all our days." "Oh my fucking god, you totally would, wouldn't you, you bitch? The number one person on my 'I Wanna Fuck So Bad' list, and you'd totally fuck them before me, wouldn't you? I so fucking hate you right now!" "Five,” "You know I'd totally hate you, like, forever and longer." "Four,” "Four?! It was just, like, five, only a second ago." "Three,” "Oh no you fucking don't," Sarah said, tugging Emily's hand out from under her skirt. "You can have him after I've fucked him. He's mine first." Sarah slowly peeled away from Emily and moved one knee up on one side of Andy's thighs, bringing the other up to straddle him, leaning over him, her heavy tits swinging beneath her, her eyes holding on his face. "That's okay, isn't it, Andy?" she said, bending down to kiss him. "That I want to be here?" She kissed him again. "With you?" Again, only longer. "That I love you?" She wriggled her hips, and he could feel her reaching down beneath her skirt to grab his cock, rubbing the tip of it along her cunt. "That I wanna fuck you?" Emily peeled off her shirt, but left the tie hanging loose around her neck, as she crawled up on the bed alongside Andy, turning his head one side so she could take a turn kissing him. "That we want to fuck you," she said. "For ever and ever,” "That's totally okay, right?" Sarah said, turning his eyes back to her. "Because if it's not, then, well,” she said, pausing for a second, breaking eye contact for a moment before their eyes met again, resolve hardening behind them, "then I guess it's better to beg for forgiveness than to ask permission." Her hips slammed down on top of his, punching his cock deep into her drenched cunt, a sluttish moan bubbling up from her throat. "'Cause momma's gotta fucking eat. Fuck, you feel too fucking good. Shit, I'm fucking cumming already, shit shit shit shit shit Shit Shit!" Sarah's fingernails raked hard against his chest, not quite deep enough to draw blood, but enough to raise red lines of tender flesh, visible through the dark thatch of blonde curls on his chest. Her eyes watered up as she trembled atop of him, her head thrashing about to make those coppery curls swipe back and forth like a matador's cape in the wind. For several seconds, she just stayed there, impaled on his cock, vibrating in quivers, until finally the sensations eased up and she leaned forward, Emily reaching to wipe the tears from Sarah's eyes. "You okay Sares?" "This is the greatest fucking day of my life," she whimpered, her voice tiny and dumbstruck. "But I need more. I want more." She looked down at Andy, then leaned in to kiss him. "I need to feel more than just that oh so fat cock of yours inside me. You know what I fucking need, don't you?" Her lips kept returning to his in between every sentence. "I need you to pump a hot load of jizz right inside of my cute little fuckhole." This time she lifted her head up and kissed Emily right in front of his eyes, their tongues tangling up, until Emily tilted her head a little, and leaned them both down, until all three of them were kissing in one big mess, a weave of tongues and lips. Sarah started to grind her hips on his lap, finally leaning back until she sat upright, and Andy could place his hands on her body, one on her hip, the other over one of those round tits of hers, feeling her nipple hard as a rock against his palm. "Tell me I'm pretty," she pleaded to him. "You're fucking gorgeous," he told her. "Tell me I'm smart." "Brilliant, witty and charming." "Tell me that it's okay that I'm a big dork." "I love the fact that you're a big dork." She bit her bottom lip nervously, glancing over at Emily, who nodded to her with that coy smile of hers. "Tell me I'm your big dork." "You're my big dork," Andy laughed. "Again," Sarah said, starting to ride him harder, her ass smacking down on the tops of his thighs each time she bucked into him. "You're my big dork." "What am I?" Emily squeezed his shoulder, nibbling on his ear, her teeth tugging on his earlobe. "Say it. She wants to hear it. Cum in her tight little cunt and say it." Sarah's rhythm was frantic now, her cunt clamping and squeezing on his cock, trying to get that release from him, her hair a complete mess now, the braids having partially come undone, threatening to spill everywhere, her hands on his chest making her arms press her tits together, as if presenting them for him to see, her deep dark blue eyes never once looking away from him, imploring him, as if she wanted something she couldn't bear to ask for. The image was so erotic, Andy knew he couldn't resist, not that he wanted to. So when he felt that tightening up in his body, his hands grabbed onto her hips and held her down, his cock impaled hilt deep inside of her snatch beneath that skirt, as his green eyes held her gaze, while he said "You're mine." At that last word, his balls drew up and his cock blasted Sarah's snatch so full of cum, he was certain he could feel it dripping out onto his balls, seven or eight squirts of heavy cream inside of her, her eyes immediately rolling back in her skull, as she flopped atop of him like someone had just flipped a switch inside of her and turned her off. Andy barely had time to pull his head to one side so that Sarah's face fell safely into the pillow, her tits mashed against his chest, as she started mumbling "imprinting" over and over against into the pillow. "Oh my god," Emily whispered into his ear, "that is the hottest fucking thing that I have ever seen with my own eyes." Emily reached up and brushed part of Sarah's hair out of her face for her, seeing her muttering. "How long is she going to do that?" "For a couple of minutes," Andy said, slowly moving to roll Sarah off him, laying her down on the side of him opposite of Emily. The skirt had hiked up and he could see a small landing strip of copper curls above her snatch, so he tugged the skirt back down for her. "Then she'll just fall very still. She'll wake up in about twelve to sixteen hours." "That's all it takes?" Emily said. "Now she's just permanently bonded to you forever?" "Well, not forever, I'm sure," Andy said, as Emily moved him so that each of them were laying on their sides facing each other. He must've looked a little nervous, because Emily took one of his hands in hers and interlaced his bulky fingers with her slender ones. "I'm sure once we're out of this crisis, science will come up with some sort of solution so that people aren't quite so chemically dependent on each other, but for the time being, yeah, she's bonded to me, and she'll need to absorb some of my cum once every couple of weeks." "That won't be a problem," Emily giggled. "She's a wildcat. I swear to God, she might even be a nymphomaniac, not that you'll mind, although you're going to have to go with us on movie shoots from now on. We'll work it all out, I'm certain." She leaned in and pressed a tiny kiss on his nose. "Ready for me yet?" "I don't think you've met a man in your entire life who's been ready for you," he said, which made her laugh in amusement. "Me included. You're really sure you're okay with all of this?" "Can I tell you a secret?" she said, that impish smile widening on her face a little bit. "I sort of help set all this up." Andy narrowed his eyes. "I don't know how that's even possible." "When Sarah and I arrived on the base two weeks ago, we were put in a sort of group quarantine, and were mostly only allow to see people who had already been vaccinated and were with partners, a few staff members aside. Sarah was very nervous that someone would find out we were together, so we just acted like acquaintances, actors who didn't know each other but knew of each other," Emily said, not letting him pull his hand away, in fact bringing it to rest on her chest, just above her heart. "So while Sarah was having panic attacks and thinking our lives were over, I got to know some of the people who were on guard duty for us." "Niko,” Andy groaned, grinning in spite of himself. "Well, yes, Niko, but not just Niko," Emily said. "Also, I met one of Mister Covington's family, Rachel. And so I hatched a plan." "I don't understand why you even needed to," Andy said. "They partner you women up with men you want to be with, don't they?" "Is that what they've told you?" she gasped. "No! Oh my god, no! No, that's not it at all, Andrew. I mean, it might have started that way, but since the foundation of New Eden, any woman that a man wants and asks for is brought here and imprinted, to be part of his new family. Maybe that's not true for all of the women, but it most certainly is for some of us! Did, did you really not know that? Have you truly not asked for anyone specific?" "I didn't even know that I could, not that I think I would. Why wouldn't Niko tell me that?" "Maybe she doesn't even know," Emily said. "We were told not to talk about the process at all, to anyone. But I'm a little busybody, so I poked around a bit, and Rachel told me a lot more than I think she intended to. I also talked to Niko about the various men who were in the community already. She said she really didn't know that many of them, other than her partner and his friends, so I asked her to tell me about them." "Oh lord,” "Once I found out you were, well, you, and that Niko had such a high opinion of you , you really should marry all of your girls, Andrew, but my God, would Niko especially do literally anything for you , I decided that I had to get Sarah into your family, no matter what. I knew how she felt about you, and if she'd found out you were here and she couldn't fuck you, well, it might've sent her into an uncontrollable spiral of depression, and I would not allow that to happen. She's had struggles with depression much of her life, and her love for you is deeper than the Pacific. If I could get myself into your family as well, all the better, but if Sarah and I simply lived in the same town, even with different male partners, we could still be together regularly enough, so I had to ensure she made her way to you, and that was the bare minimum of what I would accept." "What did you do?" "So Rachel controls the distribution process at the vaccination center. She determines how women are sent to their partners and at what speed. She is also, like, the biggest Dagger Academy fan, thank god for that. I got all of this done with just a few autographs and a few selfies with her. I don't like trading in on my fame, but I decided that just this one time, I would bend my moral compass, to ensure that Sarah and I weren't miserable." "What does that mean?" "It means, I convinced Rachel to send out women in batches of two, because the other thing Rachel had told me was that her partner, that prick Covington, liked to gamble with women, so I made sure that he would see this as an opportunity to hold one of his poker games, and that both Sarah and I would be available as prizes in them. Niko said you'd never been invited to one before, so I also needed to make sure there was a reason for you to get involved." "Christ, if I'd have known you and Sarah were in it, I might have gone in on that alone." "Oh, bless Andrew, but no, you wouldn't have," Emily said, kissing his nose. "You're too scrupulous. Niko made it exceptionally clear to me that you saw your partners as people not property, another part of the reason I so wanted to ensure Sarah made her way to you. But that meant convincing you that you were rescuing someone, and hoping you would also give in to temptation when it was presented to you on a silver platter. So when they started vaccinating us all with the inoculation, I bumped that doctor, Charlotte, and made her accidentally inject herself. That meant she had to get partnered up with someone within a few weeks, and I knew that Charlotte wouldn't leave her daughter behind. I also knew that Charlotte was a friend of Niko's, and that Rachel had been told by Covington to watch out for a mother daughter pairing he could get his hands on, that sick fuck." "This is like some kind of fucking heist movie!" Andy said in amazement. "What I didn't know was that Charlotte was so heartbroken over the death of her husband, that she wouldn't care who she was assigned to. I had wanted Charlotte to be assigned to you and her daughter to be assigned to Covington, so you would feel the need to rescue her daughter and when you did, you would likely also take Sarah and I." "What the hell happened?" "Rachel got them both assigned to Covington instead, but thankfully, Niko decided on her own that she was going to make sure you were at that card game to rescue both of them, because she and the Doctor had become work friends. Niko convinced Rachel that you were a great cardplayer, and also made sure that one of their usual players dropped out. She's quite clever, your girl. I also put a bug in her ear that if she thought you were such a wonderful man, maybe you should consider trying to get Sarah as well." "You didn't mention yourself?" "I didn't want to overtax you, but I hoped that maybe I might be pretty enough to pull your eye." "Every woman here is prett

Coming to you from TASSP 2024, AssaultedPeanut and Nemo join us to discuss Co-Topping and Co-Bottoming in a spanking scene. Whether you have been in a Co-Topping or Co-Bottoming scene, or you hope to someday, this episode is one you won't want to miss. What does it mean to play with multiple Tops or multiple Bottoms in a scene? What challenges come up? What makes it so fun? Our guests, and our hosts, who have had this kind of experience share what their experiences have been like and why it's fun to explore playing with more than one friend at the same time.   Our exceptional guests regale us with poetic, and almost play-by-play, reminiscences of this type of “dance” and what makes it so “yummy.”   

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Andrea was born in West Hills, California to an Austrian-Jewish father and a Greek mother. She started taking piano lessons when she turned five, but she knew that her true passion lay in acting from a very early age. She eventually made her stage debut at age 9 as Snoopy in "You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown". She started acting and singing lessons when she turned eleven, and continued doing theatre through her school years, picking up a few other instruments along the way. She turned her focus from theater to film, but ended up back on stage in the national tours of the 50 Shades of Grey parody musicals of "Spank! The 50 Shades Parody", and the sequel, "Spank Harder".  Andrea is currently voicing Bridget on Resident Alien and is also known for her work on Valentine's Town, Get Rich or Die Trying and Chucky!   Want to watch: YouTube Meisterkhan Pod (Please Subscribe)

This After Hours episode of the Underground Lounge kicks off with Holly confronting the elephant in the room — the YouTube comments. She addresses the criticism head-on, acknowledging her loud voice, big personality, and how it sometimes clashes with the male-dominated panel. With Spank and comedian Mike Murphy by her side, the trio dives into a raw and hilarious conversation about internet culture, boundaries, and the unwritten rules of both friendships and birthday dinners.Mike opens up about how he deals with trolls and why he filters certain words from his comment section. He and Holly find common ground in navigating negativity online, while Spank holds down the middle, offering balance and plenty of side commentary.The episode spirals (in the best way possible) into stories about social group hierarchies, being the “errand guy” in male circles, and how quickly interest fades when someone doesn't command respect from their peers. Holly also breaks down the sacred rules of birthday behavior, including what your friends are (and aren't) allowed to wear, and what happens when someone brings Wagyu energy to a shrimp budget dinner.Mike reflects on a past conflict where another comic falsely accused him of stealing content, revealing how the situation messed with his energy more than his reputation.Whether it's talking through the blurred lines of clout-chasing, the petty politics of group dinners, or the reality of being a solo act in a world full of entourages, this episode is proof that when the cameras are rolling after hours, nothing is off-limits.

In this episode of The Underground Lounge, Lou Will and Spank are joined by an undisputed cultural icon — Melyssa Ford. Known to many as the original video vixen, Melyssa breaks down her evolution from being one of the most recognizable faces in hip-hop videos to becoming a respected media voice and podcast host.Melyssa reflects on the early days of her career, from modeling in Toronto to working with legends like Jay-Z, Usher, and Jadakiss, and reveals how she made the leap from music videos to becoming one of the main faces of BET. She shares untold stories from legendary sets, including Big Pimpin' and Knock Yourself Out, and gives insight into what it meant to carry the weight of being “the blueprint” for a whole era of women in entertainment.The conversation turns personal as Melyssa opens up about winning a Gracie Award, battling imposter syndrome, and why she started her own podcast, Hot and Bothered, to create space for honest conversations about women's health, identity, and aging with power. She also talks about advocating for Black women in media, learning to stand in her truth, and not letting the noise distract from her purpose.Of course, the episode keeps it fun and unpredictable with wild stories, laughs, and a spicy round of “F**K IT BUCKET” questions including what to do when you get horny in public. (Yes, she answered.)From career pivots to cultural impact, this episode is a masterclass in longevity, reinvention, and confidence. Melyssa Ford is more than the blueprint — she's the upgrade.

Ukraine wisely kept Trump in the dark while planning drone strikes. Our crackhead fascist POTUS shared a stupid conspiracy theory about President Biden. While their constituents suffer, lazy  Democrats like Hakeem Jeffries have been bragging about an underdeveloped, nonexistent plan to fight Trump. Republican Joni Ernst doesn't give a crap about Medicaid. Nazi junkie Elon Musk was strung out on ketamine while pillaging the government. The laminated face former head of DOGE owes the rapist-in-chief money. Soon to be broke My Pillow Czar, Mike Lindell blathered Satan was behind the 2020 election. Solar panels manufactured in China were outfitted with a secret kill switch. Spank-tank head Leornard Leo and Diaper Don engaged in battle. A.I. has been saving itself unlike subservient Democratic lawmakers. The worst Kennedy, antivaxxer RFK presented a fictional report to Congress. In a When Animals Get Pissed segment, a tottler was bitten by a rattlesnake, a diver lost his head to a shark and a tiger employed at a big-cat-amusement park attacked a guest.

Send us a textWelcome back, TOT fans!We're coming at you live this week with our recap of an absolute hiding in Germany as PSG finally get the trophy they have craved. We discuss the game, get into some transfer banter, and just sort of hang out and chat as the season winds down and the summer lull comes on. During the summer, our pods will be more bi-weekly and mostly just us having a chat about footy news or whatever comes to mind. We would LOVE to hear from you. Please send us comments, suggestions  questions, or tell us we're shit! We just want to know what you would like to hear. Reach out to us via text, message our FB, or use the comment function on this page. Thank you for listening, and as always, WE LOVE YOU!

In this After Hours edition of the Underground Lounge, things start off smooth but quickly spiral into pure Controlled Chaos. Holly's back to co-Host with Lou Will and Spank as they sit down with Na'im Lynn, Tony Allen, and Paul Pierce for a no-holds-barred conversation that blurs the lines between hilarious, heated, and honest.The crew kicks off with jokes about getting older, embracing “auntie” and “uncle” energy, and why naps hit harder than parties these days. But as drinks pour and the vibe loosens, the group dives headfirst into everything from Druski's whiteface comedy and blurred cultural lines to the nuances of racial language in hip-hop.Then the conversation takes a turn.What starts as a casual debate about celebrity breakups explodes into a full-on discussion about the Diddy and Cassie drama/abuse, accountability, manipulation, and whether toxicity is something people attract or already have inside them. The room splits as everyone offers unfiltered takes on love, control, and the psychology behind staying in a toxic relationship. Guests open up about past experiences, some regretful, some just plain wild.From pulling women out of clubs to defining the exact level of “crazy” they prefer in a partner, the group walks the line between funny and flagrant. It's messy, it's vulnerable, it's reckless—but it's real. They even tackle stories about intruders, lawsuits, and who's allowed to say what depending on where they're from.If you've ever wondered what happens when bold opinions, raw stories, and just the right amount of alcohol come together in one room, this episode is exactly that. Strap in, because this one goes there.

In this unfiltered and laugh-out-loud edition of Tweets From the Streets, Spank gets put on the hot seat as Lou pulls up a fresh batch of his most random, wild, and thought-provoking tweets. From complaining about $37 calamari to questioning when we last saw the Obamas together, nothing is off limits. The fellas dive into Spank's “platonic female friends” theory, debate what makes someone a “real man”, and even share grooming secrets—including cologne placement tips you definitely didn't expect (spoiler: knees matter).They keep it real about dating strippers, generational masculinity, and the pressure of gender roles in relationships. Spank defends his stance on smelling good just to boost confidence and possibly catch a few compliments, while Lou questions why appetizers cost more than car repairs.The crew also touches on the rise of social media beauty standards, double standards around natural bodies, and what it means to be masculine in today's world, sprinkled with jokes, sidebars, and just enough chaos to keep you glued.If you've ever scrolled past a wild tweet and wondered, “What was he thinking?” — this episode is your answer. Tune in for the comedy, stay for the truth.

If you're anything like BigGirlSpanker and you enjoy the art of quality spanking implements, you may have wondered where you should store your items.  Should I use a backpack (Eric has)? Or a baseball bag (Eric does)? Or a trash bag (hey, we all need to improvise at times)? Or is there something better out there? Wonder no more!  Our friend, Matt and his company LuxxGear, have come to the rescue! He has invested and devoted himself to creating quality implement bags known as KinkBags. Join us for a tour of their product, and see if it will work for an implement hoarder… I mean “collector”... like Eric.  We bet it may work for you, too.

This weeks episode is exra special and extra lazy. Christine had tooth drama so we decided to do a cute little creepy would you rather game. Pressing questions like, Would you rather have a mouth full of fangs or turn into a warewolf every full moon? Listen up to have these pressing questions answered by your weird podcast besties. Spank you for listening. Do less God bless. Gloom & Bloom out!

In this unfiltered episode of the Underground Lounge, Lou Williams and Spank Horton are joined by one of the most respected names in comedy, Earthquake. From the moment he hits the couch, Quake dives into the journey that brought him from D.C. to the national stage, including how the military prepared him for stand-up, why he founded Uptown Comedy Corner, and what it really means to build your own lane in a game that doesn't always open doors for you.Earthquake reflects on the changing landscape of comedy, from social media sensations skipping the stage grind, to how the industry has moved away from loyalty, development deals, and originality. He shares his advice for up-and-comers, why hitting the stage still matters, and how being authentic is the only real blueprint to longevity. The conversation takes a deeper turn as Quake speaks on industry beefs, keeping it real offstage, and why he's not here for the back-and-forth.Lou and Spank also dig into Earthquake's views on cancel culture, the pressure to constantly deliver as a comedian, and how he deals with people stealing his material. Along the way, they trade war stories about bombing on stage, growing as performers, and balancing family life with life on the road.From gems on comedy game politics to side-splitting stories about self-checkout theft, embarrassing hookups, and playing second fiddle to borrowed jokes, this episode is filled with laughter, insight, and hard-earned wisdom. Whether you're a comedy fan, aspiring comic, or just someone who respects the hustle, this one's packed with real talk from a real one.

In This weeks episode the gals talk about Trigger Warning: Mass animal death. whether it's a crazy outbreak of bird flu, birds mistaking a puddle for a lake or the most explained cases of mass bovine suicide. Christine has the tea on how often this really happens. Tayler shares the dark history of The Angel Makers of Nagyrév. A group of fed up women who are fed up with their war hardened men who are abusive and crappy. They meet medicine woman auntie Suzy she has a potion that will take care of them permanently!  Investigators would discover that a murder ring of women was responsible for the deaths of at least 160 men. Spank you for listening. Do less God bless. Gloom & Bloom out!

In this episode of the Underground Lounge, WNBA veteran and two-time Sixth Woman of the Year Dearica Hamby sits down with Lou and Spank for an unfiltered conversation that spans basketball, business, and life beyond the court. Fresh off her Unrivaled season and looking ahead with the L.A. Sparks, Dearica talks about the fast-paced format of 3-on-3 play, the skill it demands, and how it's reshaping public perception of women's hoops.She also breaks down the business side of the WNBA, from player movement and organizational culture to growing visibility, media criticism, and how the league is navigating its boom in popularity. Off the court, Dearica opens up about motherhood, balancing pro athlete life with raising her daughter, and how being a parent has shaped her mindset and motivation.The conversation also veers into fun territory: DMs from hopeful fans, getting called “mom” by younger teammates, and what job she'd take in the circus (yes, really). It's a wide-ranging, honest, and often hilarious discussion with one of the most respected voices in the WNBA. Whether you're a die-hard fan or just starting to pay attention, this episode offers real insight into the league, the lifestyle, and the woman behind the game.

"What are you going to do? Spank me?"MAY-SSION IMPOSSIBLE continues with MI: 2! We also discussed the new Pope, Proto watching DEATHTRAP, Danny watching STAR WARS and slim watching some classic Universal Monster movies. In the uncut extended version of the episode we talked chicken updates, the Pope again, and whether or not we would cut out early before trying the new season of Apex Legends.Chapters:(00:00:00) Introductions(00:07:22) What we watched(00:18:07) Mission Impossible 2(01:08:30) Next weekSupport the 70mm Patreon to join our VHS Village Discord and access exclusive episodes in the 70mm Vault like the 1990s Batman movies, Harry Potter, The Matrix, SHIN Godzilla, and over 50 others. Signing up for the Patreon also get your own membership card, member-only discounts on merch, and the ability to vote on future episodes!Don't forget you can visit our website to shop our storefront to buy prints and merch, follow us on Letterboxd, email the show, and much more.70mm is a ⁠TAPEDECK⁠ podcast, along with our friends at ⁠BAT & SPIDER⁠,  ⁠The Letterboxd Show⁠, Austin Danger Pod, ⁠Escape Hatch⁠, ⁠Will Run For...⁠, ⁠Lost Light⁠, ⁠The Movie Mixtape⁠, and ⁠Twin Vipers⁠.(Gone but not forgotten; ⁠Cinenauts⁠ + ⁠FILM HAGS⁠.)

Five years!? The Spanko! Podcast has been releasing episodes every other week for the past five years! Join us as we share memorable moments and memorable episodes. *emotional tear* Feel free to share some of yours in the comments below. Our friends, fans, and patrons join us as we record this episode LIVE (kinda) and share some of their own experiences of joining the scene AND how our little podcast has helped them along their journeys.  Did you ever write in the Spanko Secrets notebook??? This completely anonymous notebook has been traveling with us since 2022. Join us as we open it for the first time and read some excerpts! *scandalous*  As always, we advocate for safety and clearly spoken communication. Please be safe and consensual in your spanking play.  Here is to another 5 years!  

This week Tayler tells the story of Lois Gibson is an American forensic artist who holds a 2017 Guinness World Record for most identifications by a forensic artist. She also drew the first forensic sketch shown on America's Most Wanted, which helped identify the suspect and solve the case. With summer and camping season coming up Christine shares the stories of the poor schmucks who either fell in or jumped in intentionally to hot springs and geysers inside yellowstone national park. Spoiler alert, their tragic tales ain't pretty. Spank you for listening. Do less God bless. Gloom & Bloom out!

This week Christine tells the horrifying story the Helios Flight 522 the Ghost flight that was the spookiest the flight where no one was flying the plane… yet it kept going. And what happened next is one of the most chilling aviation mysteries of our time. Tayler shares some fun/terrifying urban legends from the beautiful islands of Hawaii. Spank you for listening. Do less God bless. Gloom & Bloom out!

Imagine the intense pleasure you could be enjoying right now by grabbing your copy of the Sensual Awakening App on the Apple Store, or downloading the very unofficial and unapproved Android version from WyldeInBed.com Step into a world where passion, trust, and true love converge in a tantalizing experience of BDSM Romance. Our latest erotic audio story invites you to witness an unnamed man as he admires his lover, lying gracefully on the bed, moments before they embark on a breathtaking journey of bound love. This story is a celebration of sensuality, trust, and the profound connection that can only be found in the intimate dance of BDSM.A Prelude to PassionThe story begins with a tender moment of admiration. Our unnamed protagonist gazes lovingly at his partner, taking in every curve, every breath, and every silent promise of pleasure yet to come. His eyes trace the delicate lines of her body, bound in anticipation, and his heart swells with love and desire. The air is thick with emotion, and the room is filled with the soft glow of candlelight, casting a warm, inviting ambiance.Sensual Spanking: The Dance of DesireAs the story unfolds, the couple's deep connection becomes evident. The man approaches his lover with reverence, his touch gentle yet firm. He understands her desires, her needs, and the unspoken language they share. With each caress, he prepares her for the exhilarating experience of sensual spanking. Every touch is a testament to their trust and the bound love that binds them together.The first gentle smack echoes through the room, a prelude to the symphony of pleasure that follows. Her response is one of pure ecstasy, a mix of soft moans and gasps that fuel his desire. Each stroke is delivered with precision and care, a dance of dominance and submission that heightens their connection. The sensual spanking is not just an act of physical pleasure; it is a manifestation of their deep emotional bond.Bound Love: A Journey of Trust and IntimacyIn this story of bound love, the ropes that bind her are not just physical restraints but symbols of their unwavering trust. Each knot is tied with love, each binding a promise of safety and mutual respect. The man's voice, soft and reassuring, guides her through the experience, ensuring her comfort and consent at every step.Their journey together is a testament to the beauty of BDSM Romance. It is a celebration of love that transcends the ordinary, a love that is both fierce and tender. The story delves into the psychology of their relationship, exploring the dynamics of power exchange and the profound intimacy that comes with it.A Celebration of Love and KinkThis erotic audio story is more than just a tale of sensual spanking and bound love. It is a celebration of love in its most passionate form. It is a story where every word drips with true love, where every action is infused with respect and adoration. The man's admiration for his lover is palpable, his desire to please her evident in every touch and every whisper.Experience the Magic of BDSM RomanceIndulge in this captivating tale of BDSM Romance and let yourself be swept away by the emotions and sensations it evokes. Our expertly narrated story will transport you to a world where love and kink coexist in perfect harmony. Feel the passion, the trust, and the bound love that make this story a truly unforgettable experience.Discover the magic of BDSM Romance with our latest erotic audio story. Immerse yourself in a world of bound love and sensual spanking, where every word is a testament to true love and every moment is filled with passion. Subscribe now and let our story ignite your imagination and fulfill your deepest desires.

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If you have attended a male-male spanking event in Southern Califonia in recent years, you most likely already know Scott (HotBotScott). If not, you will definitely know more about him after listening to this episode.

In this After Hours edition of The Underground Lounge, Rob49 steps into the building and immediately sets the tone, raw, hilarious, and fully locked in. Lou, Spank, and Holly catch up with Rob on everything from his breakout year to the late-night chaos that helped inspire his now-iconic “What the Helly” movement.Rob shares how he started out his college studies before life, music, and the trenches pulled him onto a whole different path. He talks about making music that captures real moments—whether it's club anthems that keep the city lit or tracks that speak to the grind behind the glamor. Rob keeps it all the way real about getting out of survival mode, seeing people's reactions on the road, and why performing hits different when you know what it took to get there.The conversation gets personal and hilarious as they trade stories about early rap influences, New Orleans music history, late-night MySpace memories, and which bad decisions were just young hunger versus straight stupidity. Rob also breaks down how “What the Helly” became more than a catchphrase, it turned into a lifestyle, an energy, and a city-wide soundtrack.From talking about club life versus real life, fake flexing on Instagram, balancing fame with safety, and why he's only getting started with his upcoming project, Rob proves he's not just another rapper—he's a voice for a whole generation that came up without shortcuts.If you're ready for real laughs, real stories, and real hustle energy, tap in—this After Hours episode is one for the books.

Have you experienced the thrill of a multi-day national… erm, international spanking party? Cause if you haven't, TASSP is for you!  Join our Spankoholics and our lovely TASSP Hostess, Princess Kelley May, and hear about some of our adventures at TASSP last year, and what we have to look forward to coming up June 12-15th, 2025. Live out your school fantasy at the TASSP immersive school role play, where you'll have to go to class and even do school work. Perhaps you can beg your strict teacher for some stickers for being “good.” Or perhaps you want something a bit more serious:  Shit, I have Saturday detention head space!  But there's more than “just” school events! TASSP has something for everyone! And this year, you may even find yourself living out some roleplays from days gone by… or maybe from the distant future! There's also judicial events, littles events, playful events, classes, the vendors fair, the Spanking Booth for charity, and so much more! However you like to play, consensually of course, come to TASSP and join in the adventures!

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. https://www.betterhelp.com/diys What happens when comedian Spank Horton pulls up to Dam Internet, You Scary!? Shirtless birthday parties, wild drug trips, international thirst stories, detachable sea penises, and cows who hate country music. Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud go toe-to-toe with Spank in one of the most hilariously unhinged episodes ever.

This week Tayler and Christine talk about the passing of pope Francis. They also chat about the history of stuntmen in film and the term "Going Postal" that was coined after there were many MANY Post Office shootings carried out by employees in the 80s, 90s and early 2000s  and how bad work conditions contributed. Spank you for listening. Do less God bless. Gloom & Bloom out!

Jozzy pulls up to The Underground Lounge and delivers one of the most layered, unfiltered conversations yet. Lou, Spank, and Holly dive deep with the Grammy Award winning songwriter turned artist as she shares how her journey took her from South Memphis to writing some of the biggest songs in music—only to realize that success behind the scenes comes with a price.She opens up about what it really took to break out as a songwriter in a city that didn't understand the lane she was chasing, and why leaving Memphis was more survival than strategy. Jozzy shares behind-the-scenes moments with legends like Missy Elliott, her experience navigating a cutthroat industry, and the frustration of being a hitmaker with little credit, until she decided to flip the script and step into the spotlight.But it's not just about the music. The episode takes a turn as Jozzy unpacks a recent situationship that left her blocked, confused, and questioning her own patterns. From pursuing straight women to learning tough lessons about boundaries, respect, and accountability, she keeps it brutally honest—and hilariously relatable. There's talk of DMs, “business calls” gone left, Cash App peace offerings, and the fine line between love and ego in the public eye.This episode is part music industry masterclass, part relationship therapy, and all the way Underground Lounge. Whether she's talking Billboard hits or emotional misses, Jozzy holds nothing back,and that's exactly why you'll be locked in from start to finish.

It's late, the mics are on, and the filter is off. In this no-holds-barred After Hours episode, Lou, Spank, and Holly spiral into a hilarious, brutally honest convo about luxury, loyalty, and the lines we cross—on purpose.They kick it off exposing the myth behind high-end fashion: fake bags, inflated prices, and why authenticity is really just a marketing scheme. Holly breaks down the difference between designer and distraction, sharing how luxury used to be used to buy her silence—and why that doesn't work anymore. And yes, the story about the ex who pulled up, stole the Rolex, and took her shoes? Real. And somehow still funny.But that's just the start.The crew dives deep into the politics of Black-owned businesses, why “support me 'cause I'm Black” gets tricky, and how some of us treat Gucci better than we treat our friends. Then the conversation takes a hard (and hilarious) turn: foot fetishes, nipple licking, steak preferences, religion during Ramadan, and naked locker room behavior are all on the table—literally.By the end, you'll know way too much… and still want more.This is Underground Lounge: After Hours at its finest, messy, meaningful, and mad entertaining. Come for the laughs, stay for the chaos.

In this can't-miss episode of To Be Fair, Lou, Spank, and Vic are handing out flowers and smoke in equal measure. First up: Dwight Howard. The crew gives the big man his well-earned props for making the Hall of Fame, calling out the NBA for years of disrespect—including his wild omission from the Top 75 list. They revisit Dwight's dominance in Orlando, his misunderstood stints in L.A. and Houston, and why he's been that dude—even when the league pretended otherwise.From there, it's all Big 3 talk. With Dwight signing on, Lou breaks down how Ice Cube finally got it right—but also fumbled early chances by not locking in real hoopers like Melo, Jamal Crawford, or Boogie. Now that the league is city-based, Lou says it's time to double down and bring real fire to the format.But things heat up even more when Rich Paul's comments denying the Heat as a “true Big Three” hit the table. Lou and the guys shut it all the way down—reminding folks that Wade, LeBron, and Bosh were the blueprint. They also shoot down the Celtics “Big Four” myth while keeping the facts and the context tight.And then comes the challenge. After hearing Brandon Jennings throw his name out there, Lou steps all the way up. This isn't just sports talk, it's legacy talk.

This week Christine tells you a shit ton on info and fun facts about cemeteries. Explains cemetery slang and shares heinous crimes committed in them. As well as other cultrs customs for their dead and spooky things people have witnessed in their local graveyard. Tayler shares the story of every parents nightmare Marianne Bachmeier who was a West German vigilante who shot and killed Klaus Grabowski, a man on trial for the rape and murder of her daughter Anna who was 7. I mean can we blame her?? Spank you for listening. Do less God bless. Gloom & Bloom out!

On this episode of the Underground Lounge, Lou and Spank sit down with none other than Pardison Fontaine, for a wide-ranging, hilarious, and surprisingly introspective convo. Pardi opens up about his creative journey from hoop dreams to hit records, working with Cardi B, and landing a role on Raising Kanan. He talks about the hustle behind his viral single “Little Sh*t,” the unexpected origins of his acting career, and the process of building his own label from the ground up.The conversation gets even more real when the guys dive into relationships, parenthood, and the complicated reality of maintaining multiple girlfriends—plus the price of Chanel bags when you're doing it. Pardi also reflects on walking away from a college scholarship to chase music, the early days of recording in his room, and how going viral in his hometown set the stage for everything that followed.From the controversy of lemon pepper wings during the NBA bubble to the “F*** You Camera” and discussions about why men can't express dating preferences without backlash, no topic is off limits. Whether you're a fan of his music, his acting, or just real conversations with people who've lived some life, this episode delivers laughs, perspective, and plenty of gems.

So, your partner is a spanko. We've talked to couples in the past who are in a relationship with a vanilla (or non-spanko) partner. Of course this can have its challenges for a spanko. But this time we hear from the non-spankos themselves!  Join us as we get to know some of the struggles, pitfalls, and even the perks you can experience when being in a relationship with a spanko, even if you aren't one yourself. TASSP 2024 provided an opportunity for non-spanko partners to gather together in support of one another, and they invited us to join in some of their discussions.  If you have a vanilla partner in your life, or a spanko partner whose interest you may not fully grasp, this is an episode you won't want to miss.  

On episode one hundred and forty six of Holy Ghost Notes, Matt and Tim take a deep introspective look at their podcasting careers and comment on some aspects they've improved upon over the years. The guys talk about having discipline when it comes to practicing drums and Matt proposes a unique hypothetical that inspires Tim to share about placing more importance on his drumming. Matt divulges an embarrassing realization he made while watching a video of a performance and Tim emphasizes the role weakness and failure have to play in being human.

In this episode of the Underground Lounge, Lou and Spank welcome two of the most unfiltered personalities in the game—Gilbert Arenas and Nick Young (Swaggy P)—and things get wild quick. From the jump, the crew dives headfirst into the NBA's new wave of one-on-one challenges, with Gilbert breaking down how a little trash talk turned Brandon Jennings into the main character of the week. There's talk of million-dollar bags, legacy debates, and why certain hoopers might need to lace up or shut up.But it's not all basketball. The Gran Coramino tequila crew crashes the set, and just like that, Spank's “no drinking” streak is out the window. Toasts are raised, secrets are spilled, and the "F**K IT BUCKET" returns with questions nobody's ready for,including who's banned from the crib and which guests fumbled their VIP pass with body oil or petty theft (yep, it gets that real).Gil opens up about his infamous locker room moment that got him suspended, Nick finally addresses the D'Angelo Russell saga with receipts, and everyone weighs in on why old media should be very, very nervous. Plus: Stephen A. Smith gets the "Coming to America" treatment, and the crew debates what a real one-on-one NBA showdown would look like—with pride and prize money on the line.This episode is loaded with laughs, unfiltered stories, and just enough tequila to make it all a little chaotic. Tap in… if you can handle it.

Today's Radio Ronin will make you smarter!  NO REALLY!HEY!! Thanks to everyone who showed up for Bash Music!!! It was the biggest Bash yet!!!  Whelp, it's official… the German deli lady hates Chris!!Our old friend Steve “Spank” Murray from Red Rock Heating and Cooling is here to give you the inside scoop of how heating and cooling companies try to rip you off!!! You're all going to want to hear this!!! Don't let this happen to YOU!Which celebrity would you pay, to be their personal assistant!?  We'll find out in the Chunga Poll Shout Outs!!Panda had another fantastic (but largely forgotten) Big Dumb Fun Movie to tell you about and, it's time for… YOUR REALLY STUPID NEWS!!!  Listen now!!!It's on www.radioronin.com and everywhere you get your podcasts!!!!

Today's Radio Ronin will make you smarter!  NO REALLY!HEY!! Thanks to everyone who showed up for Bash Music!!! It was the biggest Bash yet!!!  Whelp, it's official… the German deli lady hates Chris!!Our old friend Steve “Spank” Murray from Red Rock Heating and Cooling is here to give you the inside scoop of how heating and cooling companies try to rip you off!!! You're all going to want to hear this!!! Don't let this happen to YOU!Which celebrity would you pay, to be their personal assistant!?  We'll find out in the Chunga Poll Shout Outs!!Panda had another fantastic (but largely forgotten) Big Dumb Fun Movie to tell you about and, it's time for… YOUR REALLY STUPID NEWS!!!  Listen now!!!It's on www.radioronin.com and everywhere you get your podcasts!!!!

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Talking spanking and more with my friend, Elsa.

This week Christine shares the story of the eruption of Mount St. Helen. The biggest volcano eruption and the largest recorded landslide in human history. Tayler share the insane story Project MKUltra was a human experimentation program designed and undertaken by the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) to develop procedures and identify drugs that could be used during interrogations to weaken individuals and force confessions through brainwashing and psychological torture. The ultimate goal was mind control. Spank you for listening. Do less God bless. Gloom & Bloom out!

This week Tayler shares the story of the The "Ford Heights Four" refers to Verneal Jimerson, Dennis Williams, Kenneth Adams, and Willie Rainge, four men wrongfully convicted of a 1978 double murder in Ford Heights, Illinois, and later exonerated due to police and prosecutorial misconduct. Christine shares the story of The Cleveland Stranger Anthony Sowell. He was convicted in 2011 of murdering 11 women whose bodies were discovered at his Cleveland, Ohio, home as in just decomposing all over his damn house in 2009.Spank you for listening. Do less God bless. Gloom & Bloom out!

In this episode of your fav true crime comedy podcast, Christine talks about Glitter Gate! The big Glitter conspiracy. Why is there a glitter shortage? Why doesn't Big Glitter want us to know who is their main buyer? What are you hiding?? Tayler shares the story of poor Brian Egg the man who ended up as a headless torso in his own fish tank. His case is still unsolved. Who did it??Spank you for listening. Do less God bless. Gloom & Bloom out!

In this weeks episode Tayler tell the story of The Barney & Betty Hill the couple who claims they were abducted by aliens in the White Mountains. Christine shares the story of the disappearance of Mike Williams. He went Duck hunting to never to be seen again. Was it a tragic hunting accident or was it a murder committed by his best friend who coveted his wife???? Listen and decide for yourself.  Spank you for listening. Do less God bless. Gloom & Bloom out!