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Sailor mouthed Moms, highlighting experiences, and truths about motherhood. Introducing Moms who don’t fit into one box. Individuals who choose not to be labeled as just “Moms”. A conversation for your girlfriends. Send your kids to bed, crack a beer, and let’s get chatty.

Sarah and Megan

  • Feb 4, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
  • every other week NEW EPISODES
  • 39m AVG DURATION
  • 23 EPISODES


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Latest episodes from Moms: two beers in

Megan’s Send-Off

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2021 27:24


All the answers to all the questions, and talk on Megan’s pregnancy, before we send her off to the delivery room!

Snip, Snip, Spank Bank

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2021 42:48


Back and hosting again with Megan and Sarah, Mama Tara! Talks on our husbands sniping procedures to women empowerment photo sessions

Spiritual Fucking Healing

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2021 35:02


Megan and Sarah on this crazy ass world and positive vibes! Cheers mamas!

Bad and Boujee

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2021 44:34


Introducing Brittney, the flyest mama in town! Her story on style, having a rainbow baby, and honoring her baby girl.

Rocking that “Buster Brown”

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2021 43:48


Introducing Tina, a single Mom of three biracial babes. This is her story, on moving from the Bay to Suburbia, and how that impacted her life.

The Lizard Queen

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2020 38:17


Introducing Mama Robbyn, from juggling her blended family of 9, finding her spiritual pathway, and killing chameleons, this mama has her work cut out for her!

Elf on a Covid Shelf

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2020 35:15


Back with Megan and Sarah, due to a last minute covid cancellation, enjoy the fuckery and happy holidays.

Ma Farts A Lot

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2020 40:04


Introducing Sarah, a young, single Mother of three-nager, working on co-parenting and not afraid to rip one at any moment.

Twinning and Tweening Part 2

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2020 48:17


Introducing Tara, the youngest, most fabulous Twin Mom. Answering her sisters shady questions and giving her perspective on Motherhood.

Peeing Your Pants vs. Shitting Them

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2020 47:25


Introducing Lacey, a Mother of three feral children. Learning how to balance being a working mom vs. a stay-at-home mom.

We’re Back Bitches!

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2020 35:39


Welcome back to season 2, featuring your terrible Mom hosts, Sarah and Megan! 

Dads: two beers in

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2020 36:09


Introducing Vern, Sarah’s bonus father! A spin on Moms: two beers in, delving to the side of fatherhood, from a Dad’s perspective.

Official Shanny Pants

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2020 42:09


Twinning and Tweening

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2020 49:33


Introducing Amy, a stay at home Mom, of 4. The real talk on raising a tween, multiple fathers, and how she holds it all together.

Fuck, Marry, Kill

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2020 57:06


Introducing Heather, a badass, gun shooting, mother of twins. Married to a man that can wet you up with his fire hose.

Popping the Cherry

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2020 44:11


Introducing Carrie, a mother of two college aged boys, comparing her teenage stories to theirs, in one fun episode!

Moms: Would You Rather?

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2020 47:19


Introducing Ashley R., a working mom, with an adventurous side. Breaking the ice with a fun new twist.

Pinups and Broken Vibrators

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2020 39:57


Introducing Nicole, a single mother of a teenage boy, with pinup attitude, and a love for vibrators.

Know Your Audience

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2020 34:22


A recap with your hosts, Sarah and Megan. What a time to be alive with judgmental Karen’s and distance learning. We could give 2 fucks, for your two stars

Bless Your Fucking Heart

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2020 46:49


Introducing our guest Mom, Ashleigh. A strongly opinionated Californian, turned southerner, turned homesteader.

A Jack of All Twerks

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2020 32:22


Introducing our guest Mom, Tara, a jack of all trades. A hairstylist, turned EMT, and the best twerker in town.

Sex Toys and Swear Words

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2020 32:18


Introducing your hosts Sarah and Megan. A small glimpse into their real feels on motherhood. 

The Cleaner Intro

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2020 2:55


The cleaner intro, for the cleaner Moms. Cover your ears Karen.

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