No Kids In Here Officer

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Two open mic comics get together every week to check in and cheer up their friend who is battling stage 4 cancer. New episodes every week, or until I'm dead!

No Kids In Here Officer


    • Mar 1, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 25m AVG DURATION
    • 8 EPISODES


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    Punching Caskets (feat. JD Etheridge)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2021 88:41


    One of our all-time favorite NC comics, JD Etheridge, joins us for a very wild and special episode this week. We get to know JD and talk about his start and influence on the triad comedy scene, how many times we've been fat, and agree to disagree on girl penises. You can follow JD on Instagram at jd_etheridge_ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nokidspod/message

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    Photographic Memories Ft Nik Cartwright

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2021 113:22


    Our good friend Nik Cartwright joins us for one of our best episodes yet. We cover everything from his start in comedy, his move to Chicago, his love life, and we finish it all off with the epic tale that you don't want to miss! @NikCartwright on twitter @nikcartwrightcomedy on Instagram Co-Host of the @fckyoudadpodcast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nokidspod/message

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    A Series of Unfortunate Updates

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2021 76:53


    Back on the Skype call to talk about where we've been and where we're not going. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nokidspod/message

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    The Innocence Project Ft. Mark McPartland

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2020 74:54


    Super Syan edition of the podcast this week! Our boy Chef Mark joins us to talk about his move to Chicago, his moves in the bathroom, and his alleged moves behind the wheel. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nokidspod/message

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    No "I" In "Sodomy"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2020 86:54


    Dejahzh, Alex, and I discuss the efficacy of cunnilingus, review Juwanna Mann, and give thanks to all your support. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nokidspod/message

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    Horse of Divorce ft E.J. Masicampo

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2020 83:53


    Very special episode this week, our good friend Steven Yeun joins us as our first ever guest on the podcast. We talk about how he started comedy, how to succeed in a marriage, and learn what it's like to resent a horse. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nokidspod/message

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    Da 5 Blood Pressure Medications

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2020 85:18


    This week we share our thoughts on Chadwick Boseman, wish happy birthday to Dejahzh, and speculate on the possible death of the great leader Kim Jong-un. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nokidspod/message

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    Humble Beginnings

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2020 72:01


    We introduce ourselves like we're on an awkward, Alex loses Jamaican sponsors, and Dejahzh helps the trans community. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nokidspod/message

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