Noiseland Arcade is a podcast devoted to the greatest television show of the 1990s: The Simpsons! Join Craig_WK and the Arcade Phantom Sean, as they delve into the history, interesting facts, and the show that defined an era!
While the Arcade Phantom does battle with an all you can eat buffet where he wasn't satisfied, Craig_WK gets a new neighbor that he immediately falls in love with. When it seems like the object of his affections is into another guy, he hatches a plan for revenge.
When the studio starts sinking, the GameZilla Media team needs to make some more money to repair everything. While Craig_WK is trying to extol the virtues of blaming people who can't speak English, the Arcade Phantom takes on another podcast for some more money. While he rises through the ranks to host very quickly, the Arcade Phantom quickly finds out that he's being promoted because his boss is trying to hook up with him. Will the studio get fixed? Will the Arcade Phantom find justice for being so mistreated?
After a series of horrible and destructive pranks committed by the Arcade Phantom, Craig_WK has had enough and rips up the ticket he has to the Podcaster Convention, and tells his co-host he's never allowed to go, ever. Will the Arcade Phantom be able to find a way to get to his beloved Podcaster Convention? Or is he doomed to become a Chief Justice of the Supreme Court?
Taking some time off from recording, Craig_WK and the Arcade Phantom throw a Halloween party, and invite along their pal Robby to help them hand out food to replicate body parts and tell ghastly stories. As the stories continue and they become more and more horrifying, will the cowardly Craig_WK be able to handle it? Or will he have to spend some time at the store?
After winning a ride on a blimp, Craig_WK feels like he's on the top of the world, but then learns that the Arcade Phantom is feeling down on himself. In order to afford the entry fee to send his co-host to a beauty pageant, Craig_WK sells his zeppelin ticket, prompting his pal to give the show his best. Will the Arcade Phantom feel pretty again? Or is the crown far too heavy for his head?
When an episode of Noiseland Arcade needs to be recorded, and Craig_WK rips his pants, the Arcade Phantom is forced to go to the studio alone, on a snowy morning. Meanwhile, his lazy co-host has the time of his life, and decides he's never going to record again. All the while, Andy tries to steer him back to the path of righteousness and recording, in the hopes the show will continue. When calamity strikes though, and Craig_WK has pushed everyone who cares for him away, will he live to record again?
When the Arcade Phantom decides he's going to try out for a musical, he quickly finds that his co-host Craig_WK doesn't care in the slightest, and takes everything he does for granted. While the two of them have hosting difficulties, their friend Andy needs supervision, and so they cram him in a podcast host penitentiary, where he's forced to band together with strangers to escape with his sanity in tact! Will they be able to reconcile their feelings in time to do the show?
After being sent away to a podcasting summer camp by the rest of the GameZilla Media team, Craig_WK and the Arcade Phantom are put through the most horrid of conditions. Rather than doing anything fun or engaging, they're turned into servants, and mistreated horribly. Will the duo get out of this terrible camp with their lives? Or will they meet their end there?
After winning an award for having such an excellent Simpsons podcast, the Arcade Phantom is on top of the world, but his poor co-host Craig_WK is living life in the gutter, miserable that the Arcade Phantom cost him his podcasting career. When Craig_WK comes up with an idea for a new show though, he goes to see if the Arcade Phantom will give him some of the cash prize he won. Will the two hosts be able to make up?
When the Arcade Phantom finds a girl friend, and it cuts into recording time, Craig_WK grows more and more upset that his friend and co-host is being taken away. Also, Craig_WK needs to lose some weight and sends away for a subliminal tape, only to receive one for vocabulary instead! Perhaps Craig_WK can devise a Machiavellian scheme in order to get revenge on his compatriot the Arcade Phantom!
When Craig_WK crashes a bus, nearly killing a bunch of children, he's forced to get a license, so that he can get his job back. Without a job though, he's become homeless, and convinces the Arcade Phantom to take him in. When Craig_WK overstays his welcome though, he's forced to try and take the test to get his license. Will he be able to pass and get back to driving a school bus? Or will he always pose a danger to children everywhere?
After meeting the Arcade Phantom's potential new co-host, Craig_WK finds it's actually a maniacal genius who no doubt plans to kill the Arcade Phantom. Though nobody at GameZilla Media believes him, Craig_WK makes it his goal to reveal the true intentions of his arch enemy, and potentially protect his friend from dying!
After Craig_WK is a giant jerk to the Arcade Phantom and they get into a fight, Craig_WK finds himself trying to getaway and runs into another podcasting network and a co-host with a sweet voice. While Craig_WK stupidly thinks he's just friends with this new podcast, the Arcade Phantom realizes that he's being taken away from him. Will Craig_WK wise up and stop being such an idiot? Or will the greatest Simpsons podcast collapse due to infidelity?
After trying to win a raffle, the GameZilla Media crew is down in the dumps over not winning, but things get worse when the team finds that the Arcade Phantom is sick, and needs an expensive surgery. Despite Craig_WK trying to tell them about Arcade Phantom heaven, but the GZM crew isn't buying it. When Craig_WK puts the team on a budget, everyone gets upset with the Arcade Phantom, causing him to run away from the podcast! Will Craig_WK and the Arcade Phantom be reunited?
After they take online quizzes to learn about their potential, Craig_WK finds that he's adept at keeping the peace, and revels in the authority he wields, while the Arcade Phantom has his dreams dashed to pieces. Will Craig_WK rule over everything under the guise of justice? What will become of the Arcade Phantom as he descends into anarchy?
After a year of doing shows, the Arcade Phantom is doing amazing, but when Craig_WK realizes that an important episode needs to be done, he brings in Sphinx from Last Action Podcast as a ringer. Will the Arcade Phantom be able to prove his worth?
After Craig_WK takes his Yo-Yo away, the Arcade Phantom decides to prank his co-host by pretending to be an interested lover, answering his Tinder profile. When Craig_WK starts to fall hard though, the Arcade Phantom begins to feel the guilt. How will he be able to make things right? Will his co-host be forever heart broken?
After the Arcade Phantom has a panic attack due to all the stress Craig_WK puts on him, he decides to go on a vacation, leaving his co-host and the rest of the GameZilla Media crew to fend for themselves. When Craig_WK loses one of the other members though, things seem to be without hope. Will Craig_WK find his team member? Will the Arcade Phantom relax enough to get rid of his stress? Will the podcast ever be the same again?
Frustrated that Craig_WK hasn't been paying any attention to him, the GameZilla Media crew convince the Arcade Phantom to get into his co-host's interests. When Craig_WK finds out that the Arcade Phantom has a knack for correctly guessing bets, he starts using him to gamble. When the truth comes out, how will they repair their broken relationship?
After he gets a crummy gift from Craig_WK, the Arcade Phantom decides to prank the GameZilla Media crew by pretending he fell down a well. When the rest of the team finds out it's a hoax and abandons him though, it's up to Craig_WK with a shovel to dig him out! Will the hosts be able to reunite to complete the episode in time?
When the Arcade Phantom is afraid that he might need to bring a new co-host on to the show, Craig_WK decides to vent to the GameZilla Media crew about how he and the Arcade Phantom first began the podcast. What crazy events led to the start of such an amazing Simpsons podcast?
During a time when Craig_WK was feeling depressed about the stress of running a podcast, he gets an offer from a rival podcasting network that they'd like to buy Noiseland Arcade. After he takes the offer, that leaves the Arcade Phantom to fend for himself, with him ultimately getting fired. Will Craig_WK have a change of heart about running the show? Or will the Arcade Phantom be forced to seek employment elsewhere?
While bored, the Arcade Phantom shared with his co-host a secret drink recipe, but Craig_WK decided to start charging for the special drink, and is now making tons of money. Will Craig_WK have a change of heart? Or will the Arcade Phantom slowly descend into madness, knowing he's been betrayed by his dearest co-host?
When the Arcade Phantom decides to enter a soap box derby race, Craig_WK is pressured into being a better co-host, and dives into things, despite his terrible craftsmanship. When another member of the GameZilla Media team gets hurt and has the Arcade Phantom use his racer, Craig_WK gets hurt, and then throws a big tantrum. Will the two co-hosts make up in time to finish the episode?
When the Arcade Phantom breaks a promise with the Glitch, he must take out a loan from the dreaded Craig_WK to buy his friend a pony, but how will he be able to pay off his loan without taking a second job?
When Craig_WK and the Arcade Phantom get a ton of candy from trick-or-treating and pig out, the GameZilla Media crew warn them of nightmares, but had no idea how accurate that would be! The poor hosts have horrifying nightmares of monkey paws, omnipotent children and being turned into monsters! Will they ever be the same after such horrible visions?
When the GameZilla Media crew realize that Craig_WK and the Arcade Phantom haven't spoken in years, they make it their mission to bring them together! With one side being emotional, and the other being stubborn about his faith, what chance is there to bring these two together once again?
When the Craig_WK accidentally prevents a nuclear meltdown at the power plant, he gains the admiration of everyone around him, but feels like a fraud. That won't stop him from taking that ham though. Meanwhile, the Arcade Phantom loses his best friend when his friend's mother claims he's not a good influence. Will the Arcade Phantom make up with his buddy?
When the Arcade Phantom has a horrible day, and blunders into a gang of mobsters, he finds himself being appreciated by the cunning and charismatic Craig_WK, who loves the drinks he mixes up. After a beloved member of the GameZilla Media crew goes missing though, the Arcade Phantom finds himself accused of murder, and is quickly sold out by Craig_WK. Will the young co-host be able to escape jail time?
After being invited to the barbecue of his perfect neighbor MatrikOnStage, Craig_WK learns that his amazing next door neighbor will be starting up his own business, and so Craig_WK wishes with all his heart that his new store will fail. Meanwhile, the Arcade Phantom decides to fake learning karate and intimidates the GameZilla Media crew with the touch of death attack.
After Craig_WK gets a subscription to Reading Digest and becomes hooked, he lives his life by the teachings of the magazine. When he finds a contest that he can't enter though, the Arcade Phantom decides that he'll give it a try, and goes on a journey of American pride and sorrow, as he sees the dark side of the country he idolizes.
When the Arcade Phantom wears a pink shirt to a recording session, the GameZilla Media crew has him committed to a mental institute! While there, he befriends a pop idol who may or may not have done terrible things, and when he tells Craig_WK not to tell anyone about it, the sneaky co-host blabs to everyone he knows! Just who is this mysterious super star?
When Craig_WK is dying and needs a blood transfusion, the Arcade Phantom donates his blood to save his life, but hopes for some type of reward. When all he receives is one lousy card in the mail, he decides to send Craig_WK an angry letter in the mail! When he has second thoughts, the Arcade Phantom has to try and get the letter back!
When Craig_WK and the Arcade Phantom find a comic they both want, they decide to purchase it together and share it. When they both realize however, is that arrangements need to be made in order to make sure they each have time with it, and thus the trust begins to erode between them. Will they be able to trust one another, or is the comic doomed to be torn up between them?
After the GameZilla Media crew throws a party, and Craig_WK makes a drunken idiot of himself, the Arcade Phantom is horribly embarrassed. Signing them up for podcast host counseling, the Arcade Phantom seeks to repair their relationship, but all the while Craig_WK is thinking about fishing while they're out of the studio! Will they be able to repair their relationship to continue Noiseland Arcade?
After Craig_WK falls horribly ill, the Arcade Phantom finds a new co-host and falls in love! Will the co-host of Noiseland Arcade be able to express his feelings? Or will the brutish members of the GameZilla Media crew sully his newfound love like a troop of baboons?
When the GameZilla Media crew discovers that the Arcade Phantom is a great painter, they send him off to an art class so he can express himself. Meanwhile the dreaded Craig_WK will soon have the wing of an art museum dedicated to him, and needs a portrait to be done! Will the Arcade Phantom be able to find the good in Craig_WK's heart, or is it blackened, shriveled, and beyond redemption?
When the Arcade Phantom falls in love with someone, Craig_WK somehow finds a way to ruin it all, when he steals the Arcade Phantom away, making him miss his love's last moments on earth. Will the two hosts be able to repair their broken bonds? And when the Arcade Phantom inherits all of his love's money, what lengths will Craig_WK go to get some of it?
After Craig_WK goes on a rampage destroying things around the studio, the GameZilla Media team decide to give him away, prompting the Arcade Phantom to promise that Craig_WK will be better! Can the Arcade Phantom train his co-host not to demolish everything in sight and behave?
After Craig_WK has a heart attack, he decides to tell the Arcade Phantom the ultimate secret: that he has a long lost brother. Confused as to how Craig_WK would know this, his co-host shrugs him off and tells the Arcade Phantom to search out the world for the half brother he has out in the world.
After the Arcade Phantom goes out on a date, Craig_WK gets horribly depressed, and confides in his co-host that he doesn't want to die alone. Thus, the Arcade Phantom sets out to find a suitable date for Craig_WK. Will the terminator-esque co-host be able to find the right one? Or is Craig_WK destined to be forever alone?
When the Arcade Phantom decides to steal cable for the GameZilla Media network, it dawns on Craig_WK that perhaps his friend might go to hell! Thus, Craig_WK begins a crusade to save Arcade Phantom's soul, because if it's in hell, then he can't have it!
When the network goes down, the GameZilla Media crew doesn't know how to handle their day without podcasts, so Craig_WK and the Arcade Phantom tell the story of how they first go together! Join your two hosts as they take a trip down memory lane, and share stories of how their romance bloomed. And also a podcast formed.
When the Arcade Phantom convinces Craig_WK to pass on pork chops for a Friday, they go out for sushi. After devouring some poisonous puffer fish, Craig_WK is told that he has only one day left to live, and must make the most of it. Will Craig_WK be able to enjoy his final moments?
While out riding around on his skateboard, the Arcade Phantom is hit by a car, driven by the most cruel man in the world: Craig_WK. When the Glitch hears about this, he decides to sue Craig_WK with the help of a sketchy lawyer with a golden voice. Danielle however has her doubts about going to trial with phony doctors and shifty lawyers, something which Craig_WK is quick to capitalize on.
After some of the GameZilla Media crew copies their the antics of their favorite cartoons and smash Craig_WK in the head with a hammer, the Arcade Phantom decides to wage a war against violence! Forcing Craig_WK to help him, the Arcade Phantom rallies other podcasts to his cause, and plans to end the threat of cartoon violence forever!
After watching a professional daredevil perform, the Arcade Phantom decides he wants to be a daredevil too! As the only adult around, Craig_WK is totally fine with this, but the Glitch and Danielle are worried that the Arcade Phantom might hurt himself! Will they be able to talk him out of such a dangerous lifestyle?
After a vicious fight, where Craig_WK threw the Arcade Phantom's Thanksgiving centerpiece into a fire, the GameZilla Media crew tells him he ruined the holiday. Craig then decides to go live on the streets rather than apologize to his friend. Will the two make up before the show is over?
When Craig_WK gets into a fight with a much kinder podcasting group, he forces the Arcade Phantom into a miniature golf tournament. While the Arcade Phantom gets some good advice from the people who care about him, Craig_WK stresses him out by giving bad advice. Will the Arcade Phantom win the mini-golf tournament?
When a recording session for the show starts to go down hill, the Glitch shows up to inspire the team with his dancing. While the Arcade Phantom is embarrassed by him, and Craig_WK decides to ban him from all future events, the rest of the team loves the Glitch and decide to keep him on, but can his dancing keep a big city crowd entertained?
After being threatened that the podcast was going to get shutdown by the governor of the state, Craig_WK begins drinking in depression, only to be found by the Arcade Phantom, who inspires him to run for governor himself, so that he can rule with an iron fist and bring tyranny to those around him! Can Craig's diabolical plot to rule over the state be thwarted?