Numskull Island

This month we peer into the future with Divine Jones. Get all political, in Numskull fashion. Judge the best vegetable. And hear a few announcements at Funskull Island, the Islands premier holiday resort. Intro & Outro Music - Luc Valvona Sketch Music - bensound.com Sound Effects - freesound.org Guest Promotions- Tess Stenson - The Gatekeeper on the docks Brendan Way - Dead Drunk Detective

Another blistering month and another blistering trip to the Island. This month we visit the church fete, get a kissogram, learn about green energy, and compete for number one in a beauty pageant. Sound effects - www.freesound.org Sketch Music - www.bensound.com Intro / Outro Music - Luc Valvona

This month we get all our news from the local pub. We get in society via a school assembly. We hear all about the crudest show in vague PG detail. Get guidance from a SatNav. Make the shocking discover the Island has a science museum. And sombrely prepare for the inevitable in a dignified manner. Tess Stenson - The Gatekeeper on the Docks Brendan Way - Dead Drunk Detective Wanda Keenan

This month we look for love. Peruse the local magazines. Complain about Buffon Island. Have a giggle in the library. Visit the highly regarded Plasticine Village. Get a backstreet church service.

This month we decide the best fry up. We get the low down on secret conspiracies from a trusted source. We drum up some tourism for the island. Mingle with the elite on the red carpet. And reflect upon all our actions. New intro and outro music by Luc Valvona Guest - Tess Stenson, Author of Gatekeeper on the docks

This month we get all cultured and learn about Numskull Island's history, before giving up and watching our favourite quiz show and adverts. Oh and the Island goes to war. Guests- Tess Stenson - The Gatekeeper on the docks Luc Valvona

This month we get sold some dodgy stuff by 5 star travellers. We get a hair cut at Rob Ot's Barber. Get tempted by an advert. Get holy at Mass. Get cultured at the book club. Get some good advice from Cuthbert Featherteat. Guest - Tess Stenson, Author of; The Gatekeeper on the Docks The Gatekeepers of Gloucester Ghastly London Ghost Stories Omnibus Sound Effects - freesound.org Music - Bensound.com

It's a new year on the Island and with it we look for new directions. We feel charitable. We ask a favour from the Don. And take a taxi home.

This month we take a listen to the local adverts. Make some deposits and withdrawls at the bank. Take a walk along the beautiful canal. And finally voice our concerns to the police commissioner. Guests- Daniel Black - BigCowStudios.com Tess Stenson - The Gatekeeper on the Docks Sound effects - Freesound.org Music - Bensound.com

This month we catch up with the ladies after their release from camp. Learn our nautical rank onboard a local ship. Grab a nice cold ice cream from the Creamy Bros. Attend a secretive meeting of cultists. And round off our trip with a tour of the hospital. Sound effects - Freesound.org Music - Bensound.com Lil Show - K2Kradio Androb Podcast The Last Time - BigCowStudios.com

This month we listen to some local radio. Attend a neighbourhood watch meeting. Enjoy a kids entertainers songs. And round out the trip with a relaxing meditation. Sound effects - Freesound.org Music - Bensound.com

In our first trip to the Island we: Get absolution at the confessional. We visit the Zoo. See the good Doctor Dr Goodoctor. Attend a news conference on space exploration. Get a chuckle at the local comedy club Bungleurs. Music- Little Idea by Bensound.com Sound Effects - Freesound.org