Two comedians/friends watch and laugh at Dr Phil episodes. Parker Newman and Drew Absher are both stand up comedians from Sacramento California and avid Dr Phil lovers.
I just wanted to update everyone about what the show is going to look like moving forward and tell a little bit about what I have been struggling with as well. Thanks for listening!
Hey guys, the podcast is continuing, but I, Parker will be finding a new cohost. I will give a quick announcement episode this weekend sometime to update everyone on the show. Thank you so much to everyone who stuck around and I will do my best to make sure you don't regret that decision.
The guys discuss the differences between people who say 'film' vs 'movie' and talk about Brandon, the dude who can only blow a wad if he's in pain. There were some technical difficulties at the end of the episode, so our deepest apologies.
The guys talk about overbearing restaurant owners ruining comedy, understanding their roles in the world and Brandon, the guy who can't ejaculate unless his life in danger (sorta).
Lindsey and her triplet sisters are concerned Brandon's addiction to paying women to run him over is negatively affecting their relationship.
The guys are live at STAB! for this episode, where Donny has drained his parent's life savings to buy pills, but he is ALSO a total creep, so we mostly focus on that.
This episode is completely unedited. The guys watch a video about a man who is destroying his ex-wife's life by living with her and believing that he is being attacked by the police using electricity. Parker also takes a runny dump during the episode.
The guys welcome on the wonderful D Tyler to talk about the inspiration for the title of his album Get Rich or Diabetes, his ability to be bold on stage and an episode where a dad wants his stupid kid to go to college instead of being a YouTube prankster.
The guys talk about Ava Louise trying to destroy the holy matrimony of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, and then breakdown an episode of Classic Phil, a series where they replay old Dr. Phil episodes. This one Robin and Phil trade marriage roles for a day and they make Dr. Phil do the thing every man fears...grocery shopping
In this week's Patreon we broke down the video of the white guy saying The Worst Word to a black man, who then promptly starts a fight by smashing a Twisted Tea alcholic bevarge across the white guy's face.
The guys are back in the new year to talk about their terrible posture and becoming Tik Tok famous, as well as a Dr. Phil episode about a woman who is 33-years-old and is still a virgin, but refuses to bend on her principles.
The guys discuss a woman who has spent her entire life hoarding and wants help. Dr. Phil is painfully unhelpful! It's fine!
The guys talk Apple Music's naivety with 'Dad Rock' as a music genre, creepy musicians, having to get mad at employees, and an episode about a guy arrested for pedophilia but swears he didn't do it.
The guys are live at STAB! to break down an episode about a woman who thinks her dad killed and disposed of her mother, but the dad denies it, despite literally every shred of evidence pointing right to his stupid face.
The guys break down an episode where a kid who stabbed three relatives when he was 5 gets treatment for his anger issues (hint, once again it's an incapable mom)
The guys talk weight loss (surprise!) and then a tech bro with anxiety who can't finish his new app...sounds like a job for everyone's favorite self-help guru, and then we take your voicemails!
The guys are LIVE at STAB! Comedy theater to breakdown the episode of the mom who can't stop playing penny slots...she's lost $200,000!
The guys are STILL going in on the crazy girl who keeps telling Dr Phil she wants to kill her mom, but this time they boys bring in Taylor Evans and Marcus Peveril to help. The second half of the episode is a clip from this week's Patreon episode where the guys talk about Justin Bieber's pastor getting a ton of side puss.
After a week of potential COVID, Drew and Parker reunite to do a few more clips from one of the weirdest Dr Phil episodes of recent memory. The guys also discuss bug chasing and their weeks.
The guys talk about a girl who is absolutely obsessed with Dr Phil to the point that she is pretending to want to kill her parents just to get to meet him.
The guys talk about people who become famous by accident and then discuss an episode about a mother and two daughters who cannot stand each other.
The guys are live at STAB! Comedy Theater for the live stream of part two of the man who can't stop lying about his job and his pool size.
The guys watch an episode about a man who can't stop lying (and talking about his pool) and it's pissing off his kids.
The guys bring in New York comedian Mike Recine (CONAN, Just For Laughs, The Sitdown w/ Mike Recine). They talk about comedy, getting in fights with your wife, and an episode of Dr. Phil about "Karen's". https://linktr.ee/tangents
Part two of the girl who's going to jail for distributing child pornography. Check out Tangents with Spenser Sellens: https://linktr.ee/tangents
The guys answer a callers challenge and invite on to the show the hilarious Keith Carey (Historical Roast Battle, Lights Out with David Spade) Check out Tangents with Spenser Sellens: https://linktr.ee/tangents
The guys break down an episode about a 15-year-old facing felony child porn charges for selling her nudes.
The boys give a touching tribute to Michael Jackson as they watch an episode about a woman who thinks her domestic violence is the reason MJ penned "Smooth Criminal".
The guys watch the Season 19 trailer, a woman who eats like 10,000 calories a day and an elderly woman who is dating her daughter's ex husband!
The guys respond to being brought up on Who Are These Podcasts
The guys have an awkward fight about whether or not poetry is awful and then watch an episode about a woman who fell in love with a country star at a meet and greet and then filed for divorce.
The guys invite Court Hansen in to talk about Epstein (what else?) and break down the second half of the episode about the male model who thinks he's schizophrenic.
The guys sit back and argue about the song Teenage Dirtbag and then watch an episode where a male model keeps trying to convince his family that he's schizophrenic.
The guys talk about music technology and an episode where a 14 year old shithead kid won't stop playing videogames and hitting his parents.
The guys get into an episode where an old rich lady hoards terrible expensive things like decor, hats, and adult daughters. It's one of the weirder episodes we've seen!
Parker and Drew talk about coworkers going crazy, growing up Jewish (Parker, not Drew) and an episode where a Kayla and her sister Alica HATE each other
The fellas sit down bright and early on the 4th of July to talk about Amy and Doug, a separated couple trying to make things work? Maybe? Who knows, fuck Doug.
The guys watch an episode where a failing marriage is splintered by a woman's proclivity for being a sugar baby and constantly dunking on her beta boy husband.
The guys discuss dementia (because why the fuck not?) and keep on track with the theme of weird friends with and episode with Jinda, a woman who is obsessed with her friend Traci.
Here is a clip from this week's Patreon episode, releasing this Thursday. We watch a magic TV show where the narrator is so horny.
The guys are back after a week off to do the second part of an episode about Sara, a lady who can't stop lying to people about having disabilities, a husband, and a stalker.
They guys head into the studio as discuss racist and shitty bands, and watch the first half of an episode about a woman who is a pathological liar who deceives a married couple into believing she has cancer, and a stalker that shot at her at the mall.
The guys have their good friend Spenser Sellens in to discuss this episode where a girls parents swear that her boyfriend is a criminal and drug dealer--with no proof whatsoever.
The guys break down an episode where a woman is apparently a pill addict who wants to be on 90 Day Fiance so badly that she got engaged to two different international men.
The guys FINALLY read their horoscopes, find out they're super compatible, and then watch an episode about Hattie, an 83-year-old woman who has sex with up to 3 different men a week.
This is a clip from this weeks Patreon episode. New Patreon's drop every Thursday at patreon.com/philmyheart.
The guys celebrate Drew's birthday, talk coronavirus some more and discuss this episode of Dr. Phil, where a man wants to marry his Russian fiance even though they're very incompatible.
The guys discuss the Supreme Leader of North Korea dying and an episode of Dr. Phil about a teenager who hates her stepdad even in quarantine!
The guys want to show you what a Patreon episode sounds like, so here they are talking about Akon's troubled past. You can subscribe to the Patreon and get exclusive episodes weekly at patreon.com/philmyheart.
After Parker talks about his big move, the guys spend an entire episode going at Dr. Phil's neck for all of his past scandals, including saying swimming pools kill more people than COVID, giving an alcoholic a bottle of vodka before he came on stage, and giving a producer $30,000 to bail out a teenager so that she could come on the program.
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