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Two comedians/friends watch and laugh at Dr Phil episodes. Parker Newman and Drew Absher are both stand up comedians from Sacramento California and avid Dr Phil lovers.

Andrew Absher/Parker Newman


    • Apr 7, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 8m AVG DURATION
    • 118 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Phil My Heart

    Podcast Updates 4/6/2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2021 24:17


    I just wanted to update everyone about what the show is going to look like moving forward and tell a little bit about what I have been struggling with as well. Thanks for listening!

    Final Episode with Drew (THE PODCAST IS NOT ACTUALLY ENDING!)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2021 69:11


    Hey guys, the podcast is continuing, but I, Parker will be finding a new cohost. I will give a quick announcement episode this weekend sometime to update everyone on the show. Thank you so much to everyone who stuck around and I will do my best to make sure you don't regret that decision. 

    Speed Bump Boyfriend pt 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2021 57:38


    The guys discuss the differences between people who say 'film' vs 'movie' and talk about Brandon, the dude who can only blow a wad if he's in pain. There were some technical difficulties at the end of the episode, so our deepest apologies.

    Speed Bump Boyfriend pt 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2021 67:51


    The guys talk about overbearing restaurant owners ruining comedy, understanding their roles in the world and Brandon, the guy who can't ejaculate unless his life in danger (sorta). 

    Speed Bump Boyfriend

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2021 69:25


    Lindsey and her triplet sisters are concerned Brandon's addiction to paying women to run him over is negatively affecting their relationship.

    Ladies Man-ipulative Drug Addict

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2021 69:39


    The guys are live at STAB! for this episode, where Donny has drained his parent's life savings to buy pills, but he is ALSO a total creep, so we mostly focus on that.

    Electric Avenue

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2021 81:13


    This episode is completely unedited. The guys watch a video about a man who is destroying his ex-wife's life by living with her and believing that he is being attacked by the police using electricity. Parker also takes a runny dump during the episode.

    Chaz The Prankster with D TYLER

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2021 88:14


    The guys welcome on the wonderful D Tyler to talk about the inspiration for the title of his album Get Rich or Diabetes, his ability to be bold on stage and an episode where a dad wants his stupid kid to go to college instead of being a YouTube prankster.

    Ladies Night At Phil My Heart

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2021 78:16


    The guys talk about Ava Louise trying to destroy the holy matrimony of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, and then breakdown an episode of Classic Phil, a series where they replay old Dr. Phil episodes. This one Robin and Phil trade marriage roles for a day and they make Dr. Phil do the thing every man fears...grocery shopping

    PATREON PREVIEW: Twisted Tea To The Chin

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2021 14:29


    In this week's Patreon we broke down the video of the white guy saying The Worst Word to a black man, who then promptly starts a fight by smashing a Twisted Tea alcholic bevarge across the white guy's face.

    Virginity Rocks

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2021 67:54


    The guys are back in the new year to talk about their terrible posture and becoming Tik Tok famous, as well as a Dr. Phil episode about a woman who is 33-years-old and is still a virgin, but refuses to bend on her principles.

    Hoarders Gone Wild

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2020 73:08


    The guys discuss a woman who has spent her entire life hoarding and wants help. Dr. Phil is painfully unhelpful! It's fine!

    To Catch A Complete Moron

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2020 78:15


    The guys talk Apple Music's naivety with 'Dad Rock' as a music genre, creepy musicians, having to get mad at employees, and an episode about a guy arrested for pedophilia but swears he didn't do it.

    Mommy, Dead and Asian

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2020 72:21


    The guys are live at STAB! to break down an episode about a woman who thinks her dad killed and disposed of her mother, but the dad denies it, despite literally every shred of evidence pointing right to his stupid face.

    Dr Phil vs Stabby Kid

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2020 71:51


    The guys break down an episode where a kid who stabbed three relatives when he was 5 gets treatment for his anger issues (hint, once again it's an incapable mom)

    Elon Musky

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2020 75:05


    The guys talk weight loss (surprise!) and then a tech bro with anxiety who can't finish his new app...sounds like a job for everyone's favorite self-help guru, and then we take your voicemails!

    Dr Phil's 'Stan' pt 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2020 71:39


    The saga finally ends, we hate this girl.

    Roll The Dice

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2020 70:11


    The guys are LIVE at STAB! Comedy theater to breakdown the episode of the mom who can't stop playing penny slots...she's lost $200,000!       

    Dr Phil's 'Stan' pt 3 feat MARCUS PEVERIL AND TAYLOR EVANS + Patreon Preview

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2020 60:09


    The guys are STILL going in on the crazy girl who keeps telling Dr Phil she wants to kill her mom, but this time they boys bring in Taylor Evans and Marcus Peveril to help. The second half of the episode is a clip from this week's Patreon episode where the guys talk about Justin Bieber's pastor getting a ton of side puss.

    Dr Phil's 'Stan' pt 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2020 57:54


    After a week of potential COVID, Drew and Parker reunite to do a few more clips from one of the weirdest Dr Phil episodes of recent memory. The guys also discuss bug chasing and their weeks.

    Dr Phil's 'Stan' pt 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2020 77:17


    The guys talk about a girl who is absolutely obsessed with Dr Phil to the point that she is pretending to want to kill her parents just to get to meet him.

    More Depressing Than Anticipated

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2020 71:52


    The guys talk about people who become famous by accident and then discuss an episode about a mother and two daughters who cannot stand each other.

    Phil My Heart Flight School pt 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2020 71:02


    The guys are live at STAB! Comedy Theater for the live stream of part two of the man who can't stop lying about his job and his pool size.

    Phil My Heart Flight School pt 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2020 71:11


    The guys watch an episode about a man who can't stop lying (and talking about his pool) and it's pissing off his kids.      

    Sitting Down with MIKE RECINE

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2020 95:21


    The guys bring in New York comedian Mike Recine (CONAN, Just For Laughs, The Sitdown w/ Mike Recine). They talk about comedy, getting in fights with your wife, and an episode of Dr. Phil about "Karen's".  https://linktr.ee/tangents

    Parenting 101: Call Her Slut Pt 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2020 71:19


    Part two of the girl who's going to jail for distributing child pornography. Check out Tangents with Spenser Sellens: https://linktr.ee/tangents

    Liam Neeson in 'Karen' with KEITH CAREY

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2020 77:04


    The guys answer a callers challenge and invite on to the show the hilarious Keith Carey (Historical Roast Battle, Lights Out with David Spade) Check out Tangents with Spenser Sellens: https://linktr.ee/tangents

    Parenting 101: Call Her Slut Pt 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2020 63:47


    The guys break down an episode about a 15-year-old facing felony child porn charges for selling her nudes.

    Smoove Criminal

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2020 62:10


    The boys give a touching tribute to Michael Jackson as they watch an episode about a woman who thinks her domestic violence is the reason MJ penned "Smooth Criminal".

    Hodge Podge Of Phil

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2020 58:43


    The guys watch the Season 19 trailer, a woman who eats like 10,000 calories a day and an elderly woman who is dating her daughter's ex husband!

    PATREON PREVIEW: Schmictoria Schmloodsworth

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2020 45:20


    The guys respond to being brought up on Who Are These Podcasts

    Kip Moore Cucked More

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2020 65:14


    The guys have an awkward fight about whether or not poetry is awful and then watch an episode about a woman who fell in love with a country star at a meet and greet and then filed for divorce.

    Model Citizen Pt 2 with COURT HANSEN!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2020 70:15


    The guys invite Court Hansen in to talk about Epstein (what else?) and break down the second half of the episode about the male model who thinks he's schizophrenic. 

    Model Citizen Pt 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2020 66:40


    The guys sit back and argue about the song Teenage Dirtbag and then watch an episode where a male model keeps trying to convince his family that he's schizophrenic. 

    Only Stupid People Are Breeding

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2020 74:07


    The guys talk about music technology and an episode where a 14 year old shithead kid won't stop playing videogames and hitting his parents.

    Eat The Rich Or Whatever

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2020 76:44


    The guys get into an episode where an old rich lady hoards terrible expensive things like decor, hats, and adult daughters. It's one of the weirder episodes we've seen!

    Soshiopath

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2020 79:52


    Parker and Drew talk about coworkers going crazy, growing up Jewish (Parker, not Drew) and an episode where a Kayla and her sister Alica HATE each other

    Red White and Emotional Abuse

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2020 74:12


    The fellas sit down bright and early on the 4th of July to talk about Amy and Doug, a separated couple trying to make things work? Maybe? Who knows, fuck Doug.

    4th of july maybe who
    Sugar Baby Sweet

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2020 75:41


    The guys watch an episode where a failing marriage is splintered by a woman's proclivity for being a sugar baby and constantly dunking on her beta boy husband.

    Jinda Reveal Party

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2020 67:39


    The guys discuss dementia (because why the fuck not?) and keep on track with the theme of weird friends with and episode with Jinda, a woman who is obsessed with her friend Traci.

    Patreon Preview 3: Horny Magicians

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2020 17:02


    Here is a clip from this week's Patreon episode, releasing this Thursday. We watch a magic TV show where the narrator is so horny.

    Nothing But The Truth PT 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2020 71:24


    The guys are back after a week off to do the second part of an episode about Sara, a lady who can't stop lying to people about having disabilities, a husband, and a stalker.

    Nothing But The Truth PT 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2020 59:32


    They guys head into the studio as discuss racist and shitty bands, and watch the first half of an episode about a woman who is a pathological liar who deceives a married couple into believing she has cancer, and a stalker that shot at her at the mall. 

    Get Dragged Kween with SPENSER SELLENS

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2020 88:07


    The guys have their good friend Spenser Sellens in to discuss this episode where a girls parents swear that her boyfriend is a criminal and drug dealer--with no proof whatsoever.

    2 Pills> 2 Fiances

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2020 71:29


    The guys break down an episode where a woman is apparently a pill addict who wants to be on 90 Day Fiance so badly that she got engaged to two different international men.

    RuPaul Gets Dragged Race

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2020 63:54


    The guys FINALLY read their horoscopes, find out they're super compatible, and then watch an episode about Hattie, an 83-year-old woman who has sex with up to 3 different men a week.

    Patreon Preview 2 with JOHN ROSS

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2020 8:25


    This is a clip from this weeks Patreon episode. New Patreon's drop every Thursday at patreon.com/philmyheart.

    Dr. Phil Is a Russian Agent

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2020 63:43


    The guys celebrate Drew's birthday, talk coronavirus some more and discuss this episode of Dr. Phil, where a man wants to marry his Russian fiance even though they're very incompatible.

    Quaranteenage Agnst

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2020 79:45


    The guys discuss the Supreme Leader of North Korea dying and an episode of Dr. Phil about a teenager who hates her stepdad even in quarantine!

    Patreon Preview!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2020 8:22


    The guys want to show you what a Patreon episode sounds like, so here they are talking about Akon's troubled past. You can subscribe to the Patreon and get exclusive episodes weekly at patreon.com/philmyheart.

    We All Make Mistakes

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2020 67:21


    After Parker talks about his big move, the guys spend an entire episode going at Dr. Phil's neck for all of his past scandals, including saying swimming pools kill more people than COVID, giving an alcoholic a bottle of vodka before he came on stage, and giving a producer $30,000 to bail out a teenager so that she could come on the program.

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