Reel Low Standards

EPISODE FOURTEEN Here a wolf, there a wolf, everywhere a werewolf! In the land of politicians, one unfortunate press secretary must find a way to break the curse and save the woman he loves. Also, some terrible satire about something to do with society that neither Jake nor Craig could figure out.

EPISODE THIRTEEN A phantom ship filled Zombie Satanist Knights Templar! Sounds interesting doesn’t it? Well it’s not, at all. Jake and Craig try to make it through what may be the worst movie they will ever review. Will you take the horrifying journey with them and be among the lucky ones who escape with their … Continue reading The Ghost Galleon →

EPISODE TWELVE These blood-thirsty Druids seek a host to revive their fallen queen. Or something like that. This movie is pretty hard to follow. Listen as Craig and Jake make an attempt to unravel this mess of a movie and find out how lucrative blood farming actually is. Also Jim Carrey but not THE Jim … Continue reading Invasion of the Blood Farmers →

EPISODE ELEVEN An ancient evil against a metal monstrosity! To the victor: an ancient Aztec treasure! Journey along with Jake and Craig as they learn about accessorizing mummies and human robots.

EPISODE TEN Now in stereo! A monster alliance! A monster battle! A monster of a bad movie! Jake and Craig review what may be the best example of a movie so terrible, one can’t help but love every awful moment of it.

EPISODE NINE Did you think we only reviewed bad movies? Well you were wrong! In another amazing episode Craig and Jake explore the 1962 classic Whatever Happened to Baby Jane and realize sometimes in life its OK to just enjoy a good movie.

EPISODE EIGHT In this episode Jake and Craig learn you should always ask more questions if you stand to inherit a Gothic castle from an unknown dead relative, because it may be filled with vampires!

EPISODE SEVEN Can this mysterious swordsman and his trusty sidekick save the people of this town from the vampiric threat? Can Jake and Craig save the listeners of this podcast from the even greater threat that is this movie? Find out on an all new episode.

EPISODE SIX This movie attempts to answer one of the great questions: Which monster is king? Craig and Jake attempt to answer one of the even greater questions: Why does this movie even exist? https://media.blubrry.com/reel_low_standards/content.blubrry.com/reel_low_standards/Frankenstein_Meets_the_Spacemonster_Episode_6l.mp3

EPISODE FIVE This guy is a real dick. Jake and Craig set out to try to make sense of this 1986 creature feature and interpret the subtle and, more often, not so subtle messages within the film.