Rhode Rash

John tries not to get all political, one last time.In the final(?) episode of Rhode Rash, Jon shares with John the secret handshakes related to Lil’ Rhody’s culture.We got all the hits lined up for the Rashers. Big Blue Bug. Buddy Cianci as a Bizarro Paul Newman. Mr. Potato Head statues. In the words of the screamo-adjacent Providence-based band Weak Teeth: It’s the last one til the next one.And thaaaaaaaat’s that! Get on the email list at rhoderashpodcast.substack.com

The Northern Oracle is taking Wikipedia to task while defending poseurs around the world. He’s fired up, kid! Clam chowder and clam cakes are on the menu for this, the penultimate episode of Rhode Rash. John debates the misery index of the clam population and we all learn a little bit about NOFX’s educational tendencies. What is Rhode Island Clam Chowder? Is this episode sponsored by Chelo’s? Is this a Yelp review? Listen up to what the streets are saying. Get on the email list at rhoderashpodcast.substack.com

Jon and John are back at it, kid. Jon’s got a story to tell so shut your trap and listen up. Apparently he’s writing the YA series on the frozen lemonade wars. It’s got Del’s. It’s got Mr. Lemon. It’s got New England Frozen Lemonade. All the flavor and no fat.Anyways, Sami’s little cousin’s parents’ got a time share on Block Island so it’s going to be the best summa eva. Vax out, guns out. Get on the email list at rhoderashpodcast.substack.com

Jon and John turn Rhode Rash into an ASMR podcast as John tries coffee milk, the Rhode Island state beverage, for the first time, on air, for the bit.We’re not saying this episode is sponsored by Amazon.com/rhoderash/coffeemilk but we’re also not not saying that. Hoping not to get sued for this one, fam Get on the email list at rhoderashpodcast.substack.com

My guy, the Northern Oracle and John are back to discuss the allure of New York System Hot Wieners, home of the secret meat sauce. It’s January 2021. It’s cold in lil’ Rhody, my guy. We’re talking David Bryne. We’re talking Olneyville. We’re talking mouse traps.Is Bill Burr is the first New Englander in the Star Wars canon? Do the Jedi represent all of New England?These tangents and more on the latest ep for the Rashers. Get on the email list at rhoderashpodcast.substack.com

Jon and John are at it again. This time it’s January 2021 and they’re talking about stuffies, or stuffed clams. What are they and can they be made vegan? Where are the best found in Rhode Island? Why does Connecticut suck so much? Do you magically receive a copy of Steely Dan’s Aja when you turn 30?Rhode Rash tackles these questions and more. Get on the email list at rhoderashpodcast.substack.com

Listen now (44 min) | A Rhode Islander explaining New England food to a Virginian. Get on the email list at rhoderashpodcast.substack.com