Schemey Pete's Scenarios

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Pete poses hypothetical scenarios to a new guest each week.

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    • Oct 19, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 9m AVG DURATION
    • 20 EPISODES


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    Juggernaut

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2019 3:12


    Did you hear what I said? You must be stupid of deaf. If you touch me again I'm gonna take off your head. Hahahaha Nobody's taking anyone's head off today, Peter, you silly little goose. Where's all that aggression coming from? Jesus. They hurt! The voices are lying, don't worry. Are you sure we're not insane? There's no possible way to prove nor disprove insanity, therefore it's a waste of time worrying about it. Can't argue with that. So why would you? Come have some tea. I don't feel like tea, it will make my snaggletooth go browner. Fuck the snaggletooth, you're due for dentist visit anyway. You can do the dentist this time. I did it last time. I'm not getting into this argument again, just go get a drink.

    19 - GRAHAM TURNER

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2018 49:03


    Graham Turner is an English comedian and story-teller who gets angry if you claim that "nice" is a real word. Today we discuss violence towards ne'er-do-wells, incontinence, and the absurdity of all this podcast nonsense.

    18 - STEVEN BAKER

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2018 81:38


    Steven Baker is a poor man's Bill Burr, or a rich man's Louie CK. We talk about the dangers of having a minimum wage, the practice effect, and how to capitalise on natural disasters.

    17 - LOUISA MANN

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2018 64:39


    Louisa is a mathematics and MMA fanatic. Today we discussed breaking the law, upholding the law, and the outcome of a polar bear versus two reticulated pythons in a mixed martial arts bout.

    16 - JAY STRYDOM

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2018 145:36


    Jay Strydom is a Christian and a software developer. We discuss the philosophy of morality, justice and organised religion. In other words, this is a long argument about religion, ending with a fierce brawl out of which I come second best.

    15 - BECKY TURNER

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2018 82:40


    Becky Turner is a biology enthusiast and part-time sniper. We speculate how Derren Brown did his latest psychological tricks on his new Netflix special "Sacrifice", Epicurus' hedonistic treadmill, and the illusion of self.

    14 - BEVAN EARTHLING

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2018 70:22


    Bevan is a maniac. Today we discuss the sexual rewiring of Bruce Jenner and some geese, robotic appendages and handy tips on how to hack time (time machine required).

    13 - WOLF MAN

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2018 81:44


    Brad "Wolf Man" Ramsey is a mixed martial artist and sports scientist. This week we talk about the virtue of Thanos, passionapples, and how to determine whether a person is morally worth of flight.

    12 - BEVAN EARTHLING

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2018 58:23


    Bevan Earthling is a bee enthusiast and professional maniac, who spends his free time walking, preferably to a supermarket. Today we argue about Donald Trump, the best kind of cake, and the merits of hiding in a barrel at the bottom of a pit.

    11 - BECKY TURNER

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2018 91:18


    Becky Turner is a biology enthusiast. This week we criticize the anti-vax movement, argue about time travel and quantify the qualities of the best dinosaur.

    10 - CHRIS WELCH

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2018 61:22


    Chris Welch is a high school maths teacher. We talk about how to outsmart a bear (which is a type of gay man), bodily gas-powered Mexican shockwaves and the doom of Sub-Saharan Africa.

    9 - BECKY TURNER

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2018 66:56


    Becky Turner is a nuclear weapon engineer, but not really. This week we talk about breaking the laws of physics, invisible colours, kicking Gisby in the balls, what we think God is or isn't, and why chimps never attacked Jane Goodall.

    8 - CHRIS WELCH

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2018 47:10


    Chris Welch is a high school maths teacher. Today we discuss eating human flesh, fondling dogs and the right fictional character to help defend you from the zombie apocalypse.

    7 - BECKY TURNER

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2018 59:07


    Becky Turner is the maniac behind ScienceMe.com and is a passionate eternal student of science. I love her! Today we talked about Pete's brain damage, who is technically one of the operators in this conversation. We also cover the important topics of synesthesia and chicken-driven world domination.

    6 - WOLF MAN

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2018 66:39


    Brad "Wolf Man" Ramsey is a mixed martial arts fighter. In this episode, we discuss the best way to bring down a corporation, develop a designer drug and deal with a zombie apocalypse.

    5 - BECKY TURNER

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2018 66:23


    Pete and Beck get into a long argument about the philosophy of teleportation, in this episode of Schemey Pete's Scenarios. Now with fixed audio!

    4 - THE TRAPEZOID

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2018 87:11


    The Trapezoid is a professional wrestler known for being the tallest wrestler in the bantamweight division. Today we talk about simulation theory, philosophy and ears that spin rapidly to enhance hearing.

    3 - BECKY TURNER

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2018 72:32


    Becky Turner is the founder of ScienceMe.com and biology enthusiast.

    2 - CHRIS SUTTON

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2018 59:21


    Chris Sutton is a professional massage therapist and nature photographer. Warning: This episode has a couple of brief interruptions by children.

    1 - BECKY TURNER

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2018 72:14


    Becky Turner is the founder of ScienceMe.com and biology enthusiast.

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