San Francisco's monthly one night stand storytelling series. Catch us the first Friday of every month at The Make Out Room!

“When Do You REALLY Need To Use A Condom?” by Crude Mechanicals

Nothing Good Comes Out After 2am by Crude Mechanicals

An original song by our in house musician Judd Pilsen. Check him out at www.juddpilsen.com!

"If you're not going to take your punishment, then get the FUCK out of here!" by Crude Mechanicals

"Please. Never tell anyone that this happened." by Crude Mechanicals

Diving Head First Into Pussy 101 by Crude Mechanicals

Nancy Drew - The Great Dick - Tective by Crude Mechanicals

Never Trust A Masochist's Cat by Crude Mechanicals

"What's all over my shirt?" by Crude Mechanicals

"Let's tie dye the sheets!" by Crude Mechanicals

The One With Doctor Octopus by Crude Mechanicals

"I haven't done anal since high school" by Crude Mechanicals

When In Doubt, Whore Yourself Out To The Witch by Crude Mechanicals

That's Not The Bathroom... by Crude Mechanicals

Sitting On The Dock Of The Bay by Crude Mechanicals

The Race To The Top Of Blowjob Mountain by Crude Mechanicals