The Choice Is Ours!

Are you prepared for an intense examination of the horrors of human trafficking and mob bosses that may or may not be killer robots? Neither were any of us! Join Richie as he takes Brent and Christian through a book we assumed was going to be a fun martial arts adventure! Well before we were drawn into a nightmare fueled world of assassination attempts, gang tattoos, and flat out bloody murder. Think twice before taking that martial arts class, and strap in for terror on the latest (and very late, at that) episode of The Choice Is Ours! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/brent-johnson44/message

After a brief break involving college and quite literally forgetting to upload finished episodes, the boys are back, and they're ready to rumble! Join Brent as he takes Christian "The Soundboard" Martin and Richie on the unforgettable meteoric rise of a WWE Superstar! Will we see our name in lights up on the big screen? Will Vince ever stop abusing Cocaine? Is Dr. Isaac Yankem back and aware that we haven't been flossing? Find out the answers(?) to these questions and more in todays episode! Special Guest Star: The worst Paul Bearer impression you've heard in your entire life! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/brent-johnson44/message

Cobra's strike first! Stingray's lie in wait! And podcast episodes get corrupted by jerks named "Craig". Join Brent as he takes Richie and Christian through a second attempt at becoming Karate masters, outsmarting the Yakuza, and stopping an evil Karate Cult from taking over the world! Just between you and me? I don't like our odds! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/brent-johnson44/message

Oh no! Christian and Brent missed the bus due the meddling of that Black Flame Dragon: Horace, but on the bright side, comic books! Join Richie as he guides the boys through a tale of disgruntled comic store owners, inexplicable magic powers, terrible comic book parody names and a fathoms deep journey into the dank basement maze that we assume exists below every comic book store in the world! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/brent-johnson44/message

Oh no! You're going to be late for school and the only way to make it there in time is a trek through the woods with your cousin! Sound simple and platonic? I regret to inform you that you should guess again! Join Brent as he takes Richard and Christian through a bot driven nightmare of a CYOA book, full of rat royalty, raw yogurt, Brad, and a lead character openly horny for his own cousin! Sand down those hands and get ready for an adventure nobody could ever possibly forget! Believe us, we tried! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/brent-johnson44/message

Did you ever wonder what would happen if you ate that peanut butter and jelly that comes in the same jar? If your best guess involved being harassed by the ever looming spectre of a beating, becoming your own uncle, or hitting a baseball so hard you accidentally kill someone, then I guess you're more astute than we ever were! Join Richie as he takes Brent and Christian on a vacation down to Thiccville, where the bullies are mean, the food is magical, and stray gunshots may or may not be a fact of life. As we take our latest literary journey, into the R.L Stine opus: "Beware The Purple Peanut Butter"! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/brent-johnson44/message

Join Christian and Richie as Brent reads the inaugural book of the podcast: The Cave of Time. Marvel briefly at all the incredible adventures such a concept could entail, then enjoy listening as this job focused, exceedingly OSHA Compliant adventure delivers none of them! Will Christian and Richie ever be able to find their way home to Snakebite Canyon? Will Uncle Ted be mad at us if we decide to counterfeit the British Pound? And will our adventurers decide to trust the immediately least trustworthy man they've ever met? Find out these answers and more as we crawl our way through the crudely dug temporal escape tunnel that is: The Cave of Time! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/brent-johnson44/message