There, I Said It!

The boys are back on schedule! Cody continues the story of his employment situation. Dylan completely forgets to tell a story. Cody tells us about the real life Smurfette. Dylan tells us about a man with a wedding ring. And yes, the description is underselling this...

Its beeeen, one week…Cody tells us how he probably already lost his brand new job. Dylan reaches into his bottomless pit of embarrassing stories for a real doozy. Cody brings us an article about a woman from the UK that had an interesting experience with a bath bomb. Dylan brings us an article about Norwegian woman with an…interesting skill set.

This week, on the shortest episode yet, Dylan screws up the intro. Cody tells a painful story. Dylan “Michael Jackson” Austin, tells a story that is slightly embarrassing, but super awesome. Cody serves up the second ever, listener submitted article. And Dylan brings mythology to life with his news story.

This week, your hosts come together in exactly the same location, for a super special episode. #itslivebutnotlive. Cody delivers a story of sweet, sweet justice. Dylan delivers an almost rib breaking story. Cody shares the most relevant, and truly important article that the podcast has ever seen. And Dylan shares a special article from the most amazing place in the world for the third week in a row. You guessed it. Buckle up, folks! It’s gonna get….well it’s gonna be about the same amount of crazy.

This week, Cody doesn’t have a story *big surprise*. But, he does speak from the heart. Dylan tells us about his wonderful, glorious, and unappetizing joy ride on his new Morton-cycle. Cody tells us about the retiree from the UK, that had a little help cleaning up his workbench. Cody almost dies from laughing. Dylan blesses us with his version of “Pony”. Then, once again, Dylan tells us about the strange and mysterious land of Florida.

This week, Cody tells his one and only rebellious story, and Dylan tells us about the time he went tent camping. Cody finally picks a dope news article, but it still manages to backfire horribly. Dylan talks about Alligators from Florida, and their very “animalistic” *wink wink* needs.

This week, Cody tells us about the time he did the splits and Dylan completely forgets his special story. Cody delivers the FIRST listener submitted news article about 9 pregnant women from Maine. Dylan caries on the completely unplanned “child” theme, with a true story about the ragtag band of toddlers that escaped from a learning center in Louisiana. 

This week, Cody tells the story of how he tried to go to Burger King. Dylan gets in a crappy, and stinky situation. Cody intrigues us with a serious, but interesting news story. Lastly, Dylan brings balance to the podcast with another stinky, but hilarious news story about the worst possible kind of bullying.

This week, your “Chocolatey, sweet boy” tells a story about how ineffective his silky and smooth pick-up lines are. Your “delightful, and delectable, pepperoni covered host”, tells a story of how he got attacked by a 2x4. A meth addicted Yosemite Sam is your patriotic villilain and lastly, “The German Chocolate Incident of 2018”. 

This week, Cody actually has a story! Dylan tells a story that he isn’t embarassed about - even a little *wink wink*. Cody brings back his favorite segment just to frustrate Dylan. Dylan talks about the camera that could put GoPro out of business. Tripod not included...

This week, Dylan talks about his very generous offer from “Body-2-Body Massage”. Cody tells a story about how a friendly Minnesotan called the cops on good ole Mikey Lin. Lastly, Dylan brings the mood down with the measles.

This week, Dylan and Cody talk about vegan weddings and creatures from the rainforest. Oh, and the Burger King employee that is destined to be the savior of the Universe!?

In this weeks episode, Celebrity Chef Gordon Ramsey and Selena Gomez discuss radioactive dead people and facebook friending a guy who got his ass kicked in the street. Will he find true love? We don't care.

The ground floor! The first episode! Bees can do math? Photography or Fauxtography? Triggered by Buzzfeed. All this and more in what has been predicted to be the best new podcast of 2019!