UUAAAAHHHcast – The Drunken Outrage Podcast!

Here we are again. Later than ever. Actually not 100% sure if later than ever, but we are always fashionably late by like 2-8 weeks because of TYLER'S ineptitude at keeping things on lock and actually posting the episodes when they need to be posted. Tyler is calling himself out, because Tyler is the one that it currently typing this. Whatever. It's a nice Friday night. I'm drunk, you're not drunk (but should be), and it's time to crack open a brewski and fall in to another exciting episode of UUAAAAHHHcast--where we talk about a bunch of random shit like usual, and we constantly lose ourselves to the alcohol. I'm lost. Where am I? Does anyone have a drunken map of my life? Please help. Call me at 1-800-BIG-PEEN. E-mail us at uuaaaahhhcast@gmail.com or through our website, and like us on Facebook! Love you guys!

In the long-awaited comedown episode that should have followed episode 7, we try our hand at improv comedy and doing pretty much anything that we think may be funny, failing/succeeding miserably as we realize we've had too much to drink and are slowly becoming incomprehensible and unable to function. Crack open a brewski and join us on this "blast from the never-released past" as we descend into drunken madness! Check us out on Facebook and/or e-mail us through our website or uuaaaahhhcast@gmail.com!

This is the .5 pseudo-comedown episode of episode 9, where after having a failed Grubhub experience the alcohol had been sitting for too long with no food in our stomachs, and instead of continuing to drink we waited for TWO HOURS for the food, which then soaked up the rest of the alcohol in our systems. Thus, it is the residual alcohol that makes this episode, which ended up being an experience that could have not happened and the world would have kept turning just fine. Well, any of our episodes not existing would still have the world turning fine, but as far as you know we could be a cosmic force to be reckoned with, buckos! Like us on Facebook and contact us through our website or at uuaaaahhhcast@gmail.com!

RETURN EPISODE OF UUAAAAHHHCAST WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT, YOU HEATHENS WE RESPOND TO AN E-MAIL AND TALK ABOUT WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A FRIEND AND ALSO HOW MUCH WE HATE EACH OTHER CRACK OPEN YOUR STUPID BEER AND LET'S PARTY Shoot us a message over at outrage@uuaaaahhhcast.men or uuaaaahhhcast@gmail.com! Like us on Facebook and all of that fun jazz too. We have social media, OKAY!?

Happy Holidays, everyone! Clark and I hope that you all are having/have had a great holiday season :) If not, that's fine too! Join the boys for some Christmas drinking and yelling as we talk about the family values and traditions that we HATE about Christmas, while attempting to spread that Holiday cheer. We didn't upload the COMEDOWN episode that was the continuation from last time, due to being a bit busy, but that will be going up here shortly as well! In the meantime, like us on Facebook and send a message to uuaaaahhhcast@gmail.com!

But WHEN HASN'T IT? In episode 7 of UUAAAAHHHcast, we first call it episode 5, and then we call it episode 'X', and then we delve into a bunch of controversial language and discuss the consequences of certain words. We also talk about a couple subreddits that are of interest, such as the illustrious /r/hapas. We also try some chewables that claim to cause no hangovers! This will come in useful later. This is definitely the quintessential COME UP part of the podcast. The next comedown episode will be a mess--we personally guarantee it. Like us on Facebook and send us any question or comment at uuaaaahhhcast@gmail.com! Enjoy!

In the comedown episode featuring our guests from last time, the top is popped and we begin to start losing our minds (well, some of us anyway). Featured in this episode is a four-way slop fest, trash talking, and an EXCITING inquiry to the group to start comparing third legs. Donning the names Wikki Pinko, Deno Dino, Codex, and Italian Stallion--the outrage boys head into another tunnel filled with endless liquor and too many hijinks. As always, crack open a cold one and chill out with the boys in the sixth episode of UUAAAAHHHcast! Like us on Facebook and send us an e-mail at uuaaaahhhcast@gmail.com!

Just getting fresh off the boat with a guest on episodes 3 and 4, we now have TWO guests in the UUAAAAHHH-sphere with incredibly drunken antics and SCREAMINGLY-SLOPPY banter that only gets better as time goes on. In this hour-and-a-half long episode, we talk about a variety of topics that are too extensive to be covered in such a short description. Join us, Kristian, and Jesse as we slam each other repeatedly in the time that it would take to watch a movie that would probably be better-served for your time than this OUTRAGEOUS podcast. Just kidding. This podcast is the ONLY thing in your life now. Check us out on Facebook and send us an e-mail with your questions at uuaaaahhhcast@gmail.com

This is the bonus WAY TOO DRUNK part of the podcast! The AFTER-COMEDOWN COMEDOWN. Do you like DRUNK YELLING??? Do you like DRUNK SPILLING??? Do you like HIJINKS and REGRETFUL SHOTS???? Do you like SCREAMING MATCHES???? WE'RE ON THE COMEDOWN COMEDOWNNNNNNNNNNNN and things get CRAZY and OUTRAGEOUS for 25 MINUTES This is literally THE episode that you don't want to miss! Check us out on Facebook and e-mail us at uuaaaahhhcast@gmail.com

Foreskin, self-loathing, and Robert Brown. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little episode. But the outrage boys accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction--too much alcohol. Thus, the fourth episode of UUAAAAHHHcast was born! Using their ultra-drunken brains--Tyler, Clark, and Jesse have dedicated an hour and a half to drinking, and the forces of outrage.