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A platform for people to share their stories of wisdom, advice, lols, and the shit you just can’t make up. Follow the podcast on ig @ycmtsupodcast to never miss an episode!

Aisling


    • Nov 18, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 55m AVG DURATION
    • 21 EPISODES


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    21. TEN THINGS WE LEARNED BY 25...

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2020 78:13


    On todays episode, my brother & I take you through the the good, the bad AND THE UGLLLYYYY things we've learned by the age of 25...we've been a lil meshy lol. Don't forget to check out nookie clothing: https://www.nookieclothing.co.uk/ Discount code : YCMTSU10

    20. SPOOKY CHATS & DATING HORROR STORIES w/ Fiona Kerrigan

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2020 53:05


    ITS EPISODE 20 BITCHEZZZZZ its the milestones for me SPONSORED BY NOOKIE CLOTHING- Use code YCMTSU10 at checkout for 10% off! https://www.nookieclothing.co.uk/ Anyways welcome back to YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP! This is a Halloween special of the podcast, as I reunite with my friend Fiona who I haven't seen in two years! FIona loves all things horror and halloween so she was the perfect person to bring on this episode. We catch up, chat about how I stalked her on twitter before I ever met her, and how she's been viral on twitter this year. We then get into her horror dating stories by playing two truths and a lie ... we also share stories on the spooky aspects of dating: ghosting, gaslighting and rejection. We then chat all things spooky: ghost stories, horror movies, favourite horror villans, haunted houses, casting spells, how fiona is a final girl, and much more! Happy halloween, dont forget to stay safe while making you cant make this shit up type memories ;)

    19. 'ZOOM IS LITERALLY A CONDOM, A SOCIAL CONDOM' - Dating & finding love during a pandemic w/ bf & gf Michael & Emer

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2020 130:11


    Hey guys, welcome back to YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP! Todays episode is another relationship special of the podcast! But this one is a little different, as it focuses on dating and finding love during a global pandemic ( lol that sounded so dramatic writing that but it is literally the reality...ok moving on lol) Who better to do that with than with two people who found love during covid, my brother and his new girlfriend, Emer! This is the longest episode of YCMTSU but it focuses on Michael and Emer's story of how covid actually brought them together, without it they probably would never have met.. The episode starts off on their advice on using tinder to your advantage and how to approach someone. Then we get into a discussion about who should pay on a date, the wage gap and our thoughts on male and female body counts. I ask both of them if they believe in the concept of soulmates and having a gut feeling about a person. They then chat us through how they made it work during covid, from drunken times on PUB.ie to 10 hour zoom calls...Did it help them develop a closer connection? They take us through their first time meeting in real life after lockdown restrictions were lifted, which involved a lot of nerves and a near death experience??! They also share their advice on meeting somebody from tinder for the first time during covid. We then cover other topics like defining the relationship online, defining it IRL, importance of meeting each others friends, and how this relationship compares to their past dating experiences. Finally, they share their advice to people looking to get into a relationship during these covid times. It then ends with a little quick fire round on whos who in the relationship.. Its a super long episode but I really think its a good one for anyone out their struggling with dating atm. Thanks for listening guys, sending everyone good energy xx

    18. I INTERVIEW MY HINGE DATE: HIS PAST 3 OPEN RELATIONSHIPS & HOW HE HELPED HIS EX SET UP AN ONLYFANS w Lloyd

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2020 70:04


    Welcome back to YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP! Thank you so much for listening! Today I have my Hinge date (lol) Llyod on to chat about many topics such as gay culture, open relationships/ polygamy, his love for onlyfans and being in boarding school his whole life! He chats us through his love for gay culture even though he is straight, the stereotypes that come along with being a straight male and how he defies the so called 'norm'. He then goes into detail about the three open relationships he's been in- & how he ended up getting involved in them in the first place because a girl he was in love with wanted an open relationship! He chats us through the positives and negatives of being in an open/polygamous relationship and also dispels the myths surrounding them. He is an avid onlyfans user and chats to me about what he as a buyer is looking for when he decides to subscribe to someone. He then tells me about the time he helped his ex set up an onlyfans after she lost her job- and how he was involved in her content too! Finally, he fills us in on what life was like being in a mixed boarding school and the storytimes he has from there. Hope you guys enjoy! Follow the podcast on ig: @ycmtsupodcast Follow Aisling : @aislingsmashling

    17. BECOMING AN ARTIST- Interview with singer/songwriter/rapper ROE

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2020 100:12


    Welcome to episode 17 of YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP! Today I have a very special guest on called ROE who is an upcoming rapper/singer from London. He takes us through the whole journey of how he got into music which is very unexpected: from starting out as a kid trying acting, to moving away to Bristol at 16 to become a professional athlete, then starting a smoothie business, not getting into university, to starting a Youtube channel with his best friend, all the way through to last year when he began discovering his passion for making music and developing himself as an artist. He shares everything he has learnt up until this point, the hardships and struggles but also the keys to his success so far and how he knew that music was the right path for him. He talks about his plans for his music and the creative process behind it, but also the plans he has for the entertainment company he runs with his best friends called PROMISE LABEL. He will be bringing out his first mixtape later on in the year so keep an eye out guys, this guy is gonna be big Follow Roe on ig/twitter: @itsroesworld Thanks so much for listening x

    16. HOW WE FEEL ABOUT DEATH/ LIFE AFTER THIS REALM? w/ Leo & April

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2020 46:55


    Hey guys welcome to episode 16 of YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP! Today I have my friends Leo & April on to discuss a topic we tend to chat about a lot: death, spirituality and what we think happens after we die.. We each share our differing views on life after death, reincarnation, the dead among us, mediums, and how we feel spirituality plays a part in all of this. Thanks for listening angels Check out Aprils illustration ig (she designed the podcast logo): @aprilmepham_illustration My Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCODBm65dxToQSsaY6SyJ-LQ?view_as=subscriber

    15. DRINKING TEQUILA AND CHATTING MENTAL HEALTH, SEX & CHAOS w/ Martin

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2020 49:35


    Welcome to episode 15 guys! In this episode Martin and I drink my new current obession, tequila, and chat about many many random topics that come to mind. In particular we chat about how he overcame his depression this year and his advice to anyone going through a hard time rn. We also focus on sex and relationships during the pandemic, and our most funny and disgusting sex stories. We then just answer a load of tmi questions such as turn ons, turn offs, betrayal, hickeys and bringing people back from the dead. a chaotic but fun time

    14. SUGAR DADDY EXPERIENCES (lol yes i give you permission to judge me)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2020 30:11


    may have made some crazy & questionable choices back in 2018 but here's some entertaining stories from the experiences hahahah hope you guys enjoy podcast ig: ycmtsupodcast youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCODBm65dxToQSsaY6SyJ-LQ check out the 7teen podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/7cGRR1NVYSionHKXGA6LUk

    13. HEALING YOUR TRAUMA THROUGH CREATIVITY & POETRY w/ Marie

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2020 40:20


    This is EP 13 of YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP! I'm reunited with my friend Marie and we catch up on where shes at in her life at the moment. Things have changed a lot since we used to live together in London! Marie chats through her pregnancy and how shes finding it. She also gives her thoughts on pregnancy myths and whether they may be true... We then discuss the hard year of her life she went through when she was in a toxic relationship. She found comfort and healing in poetry around this time and even wrote her own poetry book. The podcast then turns into sort of poetry reading as we read out some poems from her book and others. She breaks down the meanings of several poems she wrote, most based around the idea that love is not meant to be hard and if it is then it is not love. 'There is no such thing as love lost'. This episode focuses a lot on the use of creativity to help you through traumatic times, and we hope that anyone listening can feel inspired in some way from it, much love guys x

    12. MOVING COUNTRY, CONSPIRACY THEORIES & ONLYFANS PROS & CONS w/ Robyn

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2020 38:41


    JUSTICE FOR BIG FLOYD: https://www.justiceforbigfloyd.com/?fbclid=IwAR1Tfpp9wNj2D9LlQKq8aJKZT3fy1cgpXQYljx0MntCxaxw3CPWWvyOGw5c HOW TO BE ACTIVELY ANTI-RACIST: https://www.goodgoodgood.co/anti-racism-resources?fbclid=IwAR1LLPz9Xiz28970hWne6U8ZdMYKmuu67vXD-9wJg2E4UKQtn7u5jZynWIY BLACK LIVES MATTER: https://blacklivesmatter.com/ OFFICIAL GEORGE FLOYD MEMORIAL FUND: https://www.gofundme.com/f/georgefloyd?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_campaign=m_pd%20share-sheet&fbclid=IwAR2rAtjCH0kT397D_GZvi_TeQ9y-X27LqlapKJVVy3srJ67srTqGWHnKsGg SAFETY DURING PROTEST: https://www.amnestyusa.org/pdfs/SafeyDuringProtest_F.pdf?fbclid=IwAR2pHv7bYI3sxCgmlB2gh0FkaIMw8zTHwWfDMhvy0biCf_ho1UfAMCZ3AYc In this episode of You Can't Make This Shit Up, I have my long time friend Robyn on with me! Robyn and I embarked on a spontaneous decision to move to the UK in 2018 and our lives have changed so much since. We wanted to sit down and give you guys the full tea on what we wish we had known, everything we've learnt and the highs and lows of our experiences moving to London. Robyn is also an avid conspiracy theory lover, and she sheds some light on the current Covid Conspiracies and Flat Earth Theory. We then debate the very popular content sharing platform OnlyFans and give our thoughts on the pros and cons of how girls are currently using it. Hope you guys enjoy !! Follow the podcast ig @ycmtsupodcast and don't forget to subscribe so you never miss an episode! Robyn's channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCplZjGt1oS47WNCE7dmqLPw?view_as=subscriber&fbclid=IwAR0EsUqo1lwEjiC8IGaHRhgbvQ5nVuFEfsdxPACny1mdXpfjTkrS62BHydw New episodes every second Sunday :)

    11. BEING REJECTED, CRYING YOURSELF TO SLEEP & CHAOTIC SISTER ENERGY w/ my sis Laurz

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2020 41:49


    Come one, come all to the crying edition of You Can't Make this Shit up! I decided to sit down with my sis Laura and ask her many many questions on the topic of crying and emotions, considering she has been known to shed a few (or a gizillion) tears in her day. We chat about the longest we've cried over something, what type of cryer we both are and if we find it easy to express our emotions. Laura also shares her tips on how to stop crying and move past really upsetting times. She also lets us in on her drunk crying moments, including telling a boy she LIKED him and being REJECTED :O We then discuss the most depressing year of her life, and why her dog saved her :)

    10. HIDING IN A WARDROBE FOR 2 HOURS ON A TINDER DATE, TRAVEL HIGHS & LOWS, AND BEING A KEY WORKER DURING COVID w/ Michael Heavey

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2020 76:14


    Brought my brother Michael on for episode 10! He fills us in on what life was like growing up with me and the various traumas that took place...!! He is currently a key worker during Covid 19 and he chats all about what that's like and the bizarre experiences he's had with customers. He has a travelled a bunch the past few years and he shares his best and worst travel stories with us, and also where hes met the nicest and rudest people. He then goes into detail about his online dating experiences- in particular being forced by his tinder date to hide in a wardrobe for almost two hours ..?! WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 10 GUYS!! THANKS SO MUCH FOR LISTENING X

    9. CHICKEN SHOP FIGHTS, BEING BULLIED & STEALING EACH OTHER'S MANS

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2020 55:09


    Join me for episode 9 of You Can't Make This Shit Up, where I'm acting as The Williams Twins therapist, as we analyse their lives together as twins. They talk about the similarities and differences between them, the bullying they went through in school, and how at one point they weren't the outgoing and confident twins I know today. They also let us in on the fights they've had (involving a full chicken), their favourite and least favourite famous twins and the best moments they've had together. Things also get HEATED when I ask them have they ever liked the same boy

    8. LOVE IS A SCAM

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2020 26:12


    EPISODE 8 IS A WILD RIDE where I analyse the strangeness of being at home all the time, 'Love is blind' making love look fake, and the idiotic tendencies of fuckboys. Enjoy ! Intro song: 90s flav- call me

    7. THE ISOLATION EPISODE

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2020 25:48


    Join me for my first solo episode of the podcast! I'm chatting about the psychology behind why we're all so agitated and freaked out right now. I share my first ever STRANGE SPOOKY Friday the 13th and why it was so fucked. Robyn sees a ghost on the tube, My friends and I get into a massive fight with a creep, and weird astrological things happen.. I also discuss embracing the introverted side of me, getting through this isolation and practising gratitude. PODCAST IG : @ycmtsupodcast WE WILL GET THROUGH THIS GUYS, MUCH LOVE

    6. OVERCOMING ANXIETY w/ Shafi

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2020 71:24


    This is Episode 6 of You Can't Make This Shit Up! I'm Chatting with Shafi about his mental health journey, our own experiences with anxiety and how we handle it, his clothing brand and following your creativity, sleep paralysis, climate change and legalising weed. Check out Shafi and I's old podcast episodes from last year here: https://soundcloud.com/robyn-duffy-269641642

    5. CONFIDENCE TIPS WITH THE BOY WHO SOLD ME MOULDY ANGEL WINGS ft. Shazady

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2020 49:28


    In this episode of You Can't Make This Shit Up, I'm chatting to Shazady aka Saz on the strange circumstances that brought him into my life and how they inspired the podcast name. He fills me in on how he developed his confidence after being a 'fat child', and his general attitude towards life and the crazy shit that comes his way.

    4. SEEK DISCOMFORT w/ Ayub

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2020 51:22


    Meet the most chill, calm, peaceful person out there: Ayub! He's chatting all about growing up in London with no English, from not fitting in to embracing his ethnicity, moving past fear and seeking discomfort! We also discuss whether we should give people second chances, how to manifest, if London is the most angry city on earth and whether or not its normal he hasn't cried in 10 years...

    3. IF HE'S YOUR BOYFRIEND...GOOD LUCK HONEY! w/Shakeelah

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2020 51:10


    Welcome to the relationship special of the podcast!! I'm joined by the queen on the subject, Shakeelah, as she reflects on whats she learnt in the past 2 years and the journey shes been on to finding her current partner. We also discuss red flags, worst dates to best dates, situantionship type things, how childhood influences dating & MORE! If you likey what you hearin, make sure you follow so you don't miss an episode! Love y'all x

    2. THE MINDFUCKS OF 2019: ft. Michael Williams & Jen

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2019 32:46


    Today I'm chatting with my friends Michael & Jen on their experiences with post-uni break downs, friendship break ups and how to grow from negative situations. 2020 goal: have better audio ;) Michael's ig: michaelwadu_ Jen's ig: jenevaah

    1. TWITTER FIGHTS & ORAL SEX w/ Kenny

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2019 39:51


    Kenny's words of wisdom & lols on twitter, relationships, sex and his masters in psychology

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