99 Problems Podcast

Barney just about fits in time into his busy schedule of working for MI5 and getting drunk to record the new podcast. David gets a shock health warning and listener Ben needs some advice when it comes to lying about your age.

This week Barney is back! The boys discuss Barney's new apartment and job before offering their advice on what to do when you have high expectations with British boys. 

We've lost..... Barney. David hops on to give you all the details of where it all went wrong this week.

This week David is the one with the problem. Barney takes a look over his profile on dating apps Tinder and Bumble to help him get back on the dating scene post pandemic. Elsewhere, Barney gets a haircut, visits a pub and hires a personal stylist. Someone's doing well. 

This week David and Barney catch up with the latest things in the world and help listener Matt with his work dilemma. 

This week Barney goes off on another largely irrelevant rant and the boys help listener George on how to get his group of 8 friends down to 6 for the grand re-opening of the pubs across the UK. 

This week David and Barney finally earn some money from this podcast!! APRIL FOOLS!! We're still skint and we talk about farting, an as yet unknown side effect of the pandemic and how much it would cost to hire a goat for a zoom meeting. It really is no wonder why this podcast hasn't taken off yet. 

This week David and Barney catch up scraping the barrel to find highlights of their respective weeks in a global pandemic. Barney admits he’s embarrassed of this podcast and the boys offer their advice on how to deal with a nosy landlord.  

This week, Barney provides a full medical update, there is  some vaccination news and the boys answer the question, should you do up your top button for a passport photo? That’s right, Tan France, eat your heart out x

In this week's podcast, David has accidentally numbed his entire face. Barney has a special feline guest on and the boys try to solve the age old problem of people who only talk about themselves.

This week David and Barney talk about new hobbies to fill their time during a global pandemic and the Mars Perseverance Rover. That’s right, they talked about Space and for a moment it was vaguely intellectual. The boys also offer their advice on starting to exercise and long distance romance.

This week David takes a trip down memory lane by shooting waves of zombies. Barney learns what it takes to be a train driver and they both try and give advice on a good yearbook quote.

David and Barney couldn’t afford to buy enough minutes for a full episode so it’s a short one this week #pandemicproblems. The boys discuss, murder mystery zoom nights, reality tv and a listener with a tattoo related question.

This week we’re joined by Adam from @SHODCAST. We discuss reality tv shows from Naked Attraction to Sex Box and answer your real 2021 life problems, like, how do you find love in a global pandemic? Find @Shodcasters on Instagram and Twitter or search, ‘Shodcast with Adam and Amy’ wherever you get your pods.

This week David and Barney discuss language learning, property tv shows and offer their advice on ways to wake up earlier. Have a problem and need some advice? Email us at 99probspodcast@gmail com

We’re back for series 2! This week David and Barney discuss David’s guest (shambolic) appearance on another podcast, Barney has an ear problem and we help listener Alice who is concerned about her increasing screen time.

It’s our Christmas Special! Barney talks traditions around the world and David cracks some terrible jokes. In what’s been a terrible year, we’d like to dedicate this special episode to the National Elf Service. No prizes for guessing who writes the descriptions of these things.

This week, David and Barney talk serious (and now out of date) Coronavirus news. But don’t fear, it very quickly all turns to nonsense again when David talks speech impediments and listener Jason needs help with an IKEA related dilemma.

It’s the penultimate episode of series 1 and the boys have more advent calendar news and answer the common 21st century problem of, what should you do if your girlfriend is leaving your bedroom like a bomb site?

This week David and Barney discuss the conspiracy theory that Amazon’s Jeff Bezos could be the actual Santa Clause and ask are advent calendars just for kids?

This week the boys catch up and dissect more of your 21st century problems. David falls in love again and listener Greg needs some advice when it comes to proposing to his girlfriend.

It's David's birthday episode, the boys debrief his party from the night before and look back on the very non-event that is his birthday in years gone by. A wifi man complains about a coffee and we have another Onlyfans dilemma to disect.

In this episode, David and Barney discuss the controversial tv show Naked Attraction from this week and David buys his first houseplant as he moves in to his new apartment. Oh yeah and they also offer some advice to more listener problems.

It's another apology week for David and Barney. Davids internet in his new flat is not yet working. We'll be back next week!!!We promise...

David and Barney tackle sugar addiction and talking to old teachers. Fiction or Politician makes a second appearance.

So this week the Canary Islands were added to the UK’s safe travel list and therefore David has been on the piss ever since and has been off-grid. Barney, who has also been on the piss but for no reason whatsoever, steps in to show off some highlights of season 1 so far.

David and Barney tackle more 21st century listener problems and play Fiction or Politician.

This week David and Barney debrief the latest trip to Bilbao and answer the 21st century question: is it ever okay to subscribe to your friends Onlyfans account?

David & Barney catch up and dissect the very 21st century problem of a smelly housemate. A poor Chinese delivery man gets verbally abused and Christmas decorations are getting weirder.

In this episode, David and Barney talk about the 21st century problem of plane claps. David has just returned from a few days away in Seville and the boys answer your dilemmas.

David and Barney finally get round to answering some of your dilemmas.

In this episode Barney has another #MeeksWeek story and if you can get past that bit then you’ll also hear them discuss controversial foods. Did you grow into liking these foods or are you still a child?

David and Barney bust old wives tales and open the competition for the smartest podcast listener for a chance to win a 2 out of 5 star rated raspberry Fanta.

David and Barney discuss their first cars. David tells of the time he was in a taxi crash and Barney has another boring story for you to enjoy #MeeksWeek.

David becomes concerned that he is becoming a stereotypical surfer boy as his hygiene goes downhill and his hair gets longer, oh and he keeps telling everyone that he’s a surfer now. Meanwhile, in Sussex, Barney has a problem with a cat burglar.

David and Barney discuss the modern day problem of getting it up. David learns to windsurf and Barney moans about the heat on behalf of the whole UK.

Barney and David catch up and debrief Barney's summer BBQ disaster and there is an update in the search for the most selfish birthday present ever bought.

This episode also discusses the modern day problem of buying presents for people. Barney has moved house and David has a new housemate.

This episode talks in depth about pigeon related problems. Barney has a poorly pigeon on his balcony and David tells of the time he was punched by a pigeon. Oh and also, Barney’s dad loves birds.

In this episode David and Barney discuss potential podcast merch and the common modern day problem of falling in love at a cafe.

In this episode David and Barney talk all things social media. You can follow David @davidevansdj and Barney at @paradyddle on Instagram.

In this episode David and Barney are discussing what they have been getting up to during the lockdown.

A small snippet of what to expect when listening to these two ramble away.