Aggressively Average

We recap our trip to Chicago. Dylan's only relationship ever. Chicago plans. And ass-shaving buddies. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/dylancrumley-zachsiliski/message

Who do you have in a fight, Zach, or literally anyone in the UFC? How much money would you take to get your arm chopped off and then surgically reattached? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/dylancrumley-zachsiliski/message

We tell stories about awkward conversations with co-workers. We go in-depth about a terrible thing a mom in Pennsylvania did. And how G-Eazy has no male adult fans. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/dylancrumley-zachsiliski/message

We talk about the pineapple trick, and also what do Bear Grylls cameramen do when he's doing this insane stuff? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/dylancrumley-zachsiliski/message

New segment viewer questions. Dylan and Zach talk about their TV show ideas and their upcoming trip to Chicago. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/dylancrumley-zachsiliski/message

We ran out of ideas this week, so we just tell true stories that are more sad than funny, but we're so emotionally damaged we think it's ok. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/dylancrumley-zachsiliski/message

We calculate meat miles and make fun of Dylan for not knowing what a loving embrace feels like. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/dylancrumley-zachsiliski/message

We dive into our sorrows following the Chiefs' loss in the Super Bowl. And for the first time, we have a guest, and he sucks! So go ahead and listen to quite possibly the worst episode of Aggressively Average yet. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/dylancrumley-zachsiliski/message

We talk about our elementary school days, as well as how we want our funerals to go. To cap it off, a never before heard table read of quite possibly the greatest work of art our generation has heard, Urban Keith. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/dylancrumley-zachsiliski/message

We wander further into the world of averageism. A new segment, Poetry in Motion, is introduced. And making a resounding comeback, Am I Gay? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/dylancrumley-zachsiliski/message

We've heard better. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/dylancrumley-zachsiliski/message

Thought-provoking conversations such as, Am I gay? Fuck you, Aubrey Huff. And, Holy fucking shit, is that Mark Wahlberg? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/dylancrumley-zachsiliski/message

The inaugural episode is as average as you'd expect, and unlike our penises longer than expected. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/dylancrumley-zachsiliski/message