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Official Anchor episodes for Mulder Was Right Podcast. Talking about a new alternative fact daily.

Mulder Was Right

  • Feb 25, 2018 LATEST EPISODE
  • infrequent NEW EPISODES
  • 4m AVG DURATION
  • 60 EPISODES


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The Color Orange

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2018 6:31


Alt fact of the day: The color orange didn't exist until Willy Wonka discovered the Oompa Loompas. Everything that is orange has a little bit of Oompa Loompas in it.

Crabs

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2017 4:57


Alternative Fact of the Day— Cats are good at bowling.

Cats are good at bowling

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2017 4:45


Alternative Fact of the Day— Cats are good at bowling.

Birthday Pain

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2017 3:57


Alternative Fact of the Day— When you are injured, nothing happens immediately. Your body waits until it is your birthday to suffer the damage.

Gwen

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2017 3:07


Alternative Fact— Everyone is named Gwen.

You can’t drown if you sing

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2017 4:52


Alternative Fact of the Day— You can't drown if you're singing.

Local businesses are bones

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2017 3:33


Alternative Fact of the Day— Bones are made of local businesses.

Baby NASDAQ

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2017 4:45


Alternative Fact— Until 2 years of age, babies have a telepathic connection to the NASDAQ.

Grave Robbing

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2017 4:27


Alt Fact— Every grave robber starts out as a humble shovel lover.

Owen Wilson

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2017 4:03


Alternative Fact of the Day— Every time Owen Wilson says "wow," an angel gets its wings.

Forks and Humans

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2017 4:59


Alt Fact— Forks and humans didn't start cooperating until 1612.

50 year-old clothing

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2017 4:55


Alternative Fact of the Day— Starting today, clothes are just for 50-year-olds. Sorry for the short notice.

Clapping

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2017 4:55


Alternative Fact of the Day— You have never stopped clapping.

Thursday’s

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2017 4:48


Alternative Fact of the Day— Nobody is mean on Thursdays.

Map of the World

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2017 4:48


Alternative Fact of the Day— see our twitter @mwrcast for the picture of the world map.

Galactic Federation

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2017 4:17


Alternative Fact of the Day— Earth would be allowed into the galactic federation if only we'd stop with the skeleton memes.

Newehallo

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2017 4:31


Alternative Fact of the Day— The word, "Halloween," comes from the German, "Newehallo," which means, "Don't touch me, I'm too spooky."

Boogers in your ears

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2017 4:23


Alternative Fact of the Day— "Pipipipip!" is the true sound of orgasm.

Pipipipipipipip

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2017 4:16


Alternative Fact of the Day— "Pipipipip!" is the true sound of orgasm.

Your body is vestigial

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2017 3:21


Alternative Fact of the Day— 99% of the human body is vestigial.

Only The Guilty Sneeze

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2017 4:08


Alternative Fact— Only the guilty sneeze.

Christmas Burping Contest

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2017 4:48


Alternative Fact of the Day— This year, Christmas will be replaced by a world wide burping competition (all must compete).

Germs are Shy

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2017 4:03


Alternative Fact of the Day— Germs are shy.

Public Farts

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2017 4:49


Alternative Fact of the Day— Public farting is the only farting allowed.

Elbow Paracites

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2017 3:36


Alternative Fact of the Day— Elbows are parasitic lifeforms from another world.

Orange Peels are Skin

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2017 4:57


Alternative Fact of the Day— Orange peels and human skin are completely interchangeable.

Bananas Innocence

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2017 4:25


Alternative Fact of the Day— Bananas are the most innocent fruit. Please do not tell them of the anger of the world. Let them be happy.

Da Boiz and the Concept “Town”

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2017 4:32


Alternative Fact of the Day— The boys are not, have not, and never will be back in town. Boys were banned from town in 1999.

Electric Dinner

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2017 3:07


Alternative Fact of the Day— Being electrocuted is very similar to enjoying the warmth of a quiet, contemplative dinner among close friends.

Girls, Girls, Girls

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2017 4:00


Alternative Fact— Mötley Crüe's song "Girls, Girls, Girls" was originally titled "My mother taught me to be calm, to be knowledgeable."

Chameleon’s Gamer Tags

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2017 4:29


Alt Fact— Chameleons are difficult to see, even to other chameleons. They can only identify each other by their Xbox Live user names.

Grunting

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2017 12:34


Alternative Fact of the Day— There is a room somewhere full of old men grunting, and when you grunt, it is one of theirs that comes out.

Tree boys

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2017 4:59


Alternate Fact of the Day— At the center of each tree is a small boy. Do not speak to this boy. Do not touch this boy. If he sees you, barf.

Jiggling

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2017 3:32


Alternative Fact of the Day— Jiggling is too serious to laugh about.

capitalization is a myth

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2017 4:30


alternative fact of the day— capitalization is a myth.

Duck Cheat Code

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2017 4:51


Alternative Fact of the Day— Ducks are known for quacking. Input this cheat code {[53XDUX]} to hear them make any sound.

AFOTD: “Lip Testing”

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2017 6:13


Alt Fact— "Lip Testing" is the act of pushing your finger into the dry, chapped lips of a senator and contemplating the resulting sounds.

AFOTD: The Alphabet

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2017 5:45


Alternative Fact of the Day— The correct order of the alphabet is as follows: nvjdkflae~u39k§§boatjjjjjj^╚

AFOTD: Gulping

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2017 6:37


AFOTD: Last year contained more gulping (among all species) than all previous years combined.

AFOTD: Peter Dinklage and mops

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2017 5:27


AFOTD: Peter Dinklage isn’t sure about mops.

AFOTD: Ed Begley Jr.

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2017 3:49


AFOTD: Ed Begley is unforgettable.

AFOTD: I’m a poet...

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2017 4:58


AFOTD: The phrase “I’m a poet and didn’t even know it” guarantees a satisfactory love life to all who speak and hear it.

AFOTD: Cough Trees

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2017 4:44


AFOTD: Cough syrup is tapped from cough trees.

AFOTD: Hats go on feet

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2017 1:07


AFOTD: Hats go on feet.

AFOTD: Bitcoin Chuck E Cheese

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2017 6:24


Bitcoins are redeemable only at participating Chuck E Cheese locations.

AFOTD: Pasta Bears

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2017 4:58


AFOTD: All pasta is harvested directly from the ovaries of bears.

AFOTD: The Word Hump

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2017 6:13


Walt Disney trademarked the word “hump” in 1925, and nobody is quite sure why.

AFOTD: Connie Falldown

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2017 4:20


The act of falling down was named after Connie Falldown, the first person to fall down.

AFOTD: 2020 Olympics

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2017 4:59


AFOTD: The 2020 Olympics will be the first to feature competitive pornography.

AFOTD: Platypuses are Sinners

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2017 4:03


AFOTD: Platypuses are known sinners. Heaven contains none of them.

Alt Fact of the Day: Urination

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2017 6:20


Alternative Fact of the Day: Urination was invented in 1952

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