Automatic Biography: Queasy Memoirs

Episode 10: Part Its Legs and F**k It In chapter26, we learn from DPG about the new visors that enhance writing, a special orb for Western Transportation and Sex Crazed Neon WOMEN. Do you understand the importance of alliteration? Get in touch: queasy@automaticbiography.com Visit: automaticbiography.com SFX: https://freesound.org/s/423636/ Music: From https://www.youtube.com/audiolibrary/music

In chapters 24 and 25, DPG explains Multiple Impact Clusters and their effect on the human psyche and how it's not too dissimilar to a ride on a London Bus. We then drop into Enio territory, where we bear witness to the loss of one of DPGs testicles to a Cycloptic Badass with a quick draw. Get in touch: queasy@automaticbiography.com Visit: automaticbiography.com SFX: https://freesound.org/s/389642/ https://freesound.org/s/388903/ https://freesound.org/s/19836/ https://freesound.org/s/33547/ https://freesound.org/s/415912/ https://freesound.org/s/156031/ Music: From https://www.youtube.com/audiolibrary/music

Episode 8: Resistance is Useless/Carburettor Madness/Jackie the Bodice Ripper In chapters 21, 22 and 23, we find out what actually happened to Lots wife (her from the bible), the details of DPGs workplace and Jackie, who rules like a wet dream queen for erotic eternity. Get in touch: queasy@automaticbiography.com Visit: automaticbiography.com SFX: https://freesound.org/s/394601/ https://freesound.org/s/403974/ https://freesound.org/s/155312/ https://freesound.org/s/194806/ https://freesound.org/s/345988/ https://freesound.org/s/435957/ https://freesound.org/s/270650/ https://freesound.org/s/204961/ https://freesound.org/s/393398/ https://freesound.org/s/457869/ https://freesound.org/s/140867/ Music: From https://www.youtube.com/audiolibrary/music

Last Exit To Enfield/Out Of The Brain Pan And Into The Fire or A Dense Boil Of Hot Images/Breaking Up Blisters Is Hard To Do/Pete Shelley DPG plans his literary career with startling clarity. Ralph is a twat. On Snowflakes. DPG Sex Clones and Pete Shelley Sound effects: "Dramatic Organ, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org https://freesound.org/s/404945/ https://freesound.org/s/178030/ https://freesound.org/s/131145/ Music: Flighty Theme by Kevin MacLeod and Hero In Peril by Audionautix are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Artist: http://audionautix.com/

The Awful Smell of a Millon Taxi Drivers/Vegetable Warefare 1/Soap Makes U Sterile In which we meet Jesus on the dole. A new story about Rachel and peas and the cure for cancer. Sound effects: https://freesound.org/s/459449/ https://freesound.org/s/198876/ Music: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/InSpectr/Fungi_Compilation/InSpectr_-_VA_-_Fungi_Compilation_-_20_Armillaria

California Steaming/Embryo Soup Stains On My New Silk Shirt/Juicy Fruit. This episode has some amazing deals to San Francisco, if your partner is a shark. A look back at band-flavoured perfume and the draw of sexual chimneys causing abnormal motion. Gibbon feet and gusting anus' and the story of Benny the Criminal Banana. What a twat. Get in touch: queasy@automaticbiography.com Visit: automaticbiography.com Sound effects: https://freesound.org/s/323438/ https://freesound.org/s/457869/ https://freesound.org/s/44214/ https://freesound.org/s/458396/ https://freesound.org/s/194624/ https://freesound.org/s/445723/ https://freesound.org/s/110011/ https://freesound.org/s/414025/ https://freesound.org/s/334238/ https://freesound.org/s/458396/ https://freesound.org/s/110390/ https://freesound.org/s/439520/ https://freesound.org/s/181625/ Music: (all from youtube music library)

Use Your Computer To Make Obscene Phone Calls/Listening To The Pixies Trying To Feign Incontinence/Gabba Gabba Hey Hey It's The Monkeys!/Felt Tip Hens HOLY COW. Chapters seven, eight, nine and ten! HOORAY! We learn that our protagonist can no longer get high, LOVES Roy Orbison, cannot PISS unless listening to the Pixies and literally drinks so much, his liver makes a mouth appearance. Get in touch: queasy@automaticbiography.com Visit: automaticbiography.com Sound effects: https://freesound.org/s/92938/ https://freesound.org/s/150402/ Music: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/A_A_Aalto/Connections/Focus http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Blue_Dot_Sessions/Love_and_Weasel/Cupcake_Marshall

Episode 3: Send Me A Fiver And I'll Goose Your Granny/Globs Of Cellophane Haunt The Burger Van/Poem Dictated By An Albino With Bleeding Eyeballs Under Ultraviolet Light Chapters four, five and six. We learn about spitting soggy paper, we meet Rachel (ahhhhh), real life Operation, Ralf the Vampire and some interesting methods of paying your electricity bill. Want to get in touch? Email us on queasy@automaticbiography.com Sound effects by: https://freesound.org/s/321971/ https://freesound.org/s/25821/ Armillaria Music at beginning by: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/InSpectr/

In this episode, we hear chapters two and three, where we're introduced to Goodchild's teachers, piss balloons and some tapeworm poetry. Delicious.

This episode introduces our narrator and sets the context in which his life as a writer begins; vomit art, captain beefheart, nymphomaniac teachers and incineration factories.