CAGECAST! | Nicolas Cage. Nothing Else.

Will Nicolas Cage ever get the hell out of Red Rock West? Will Dennis Hopper finish that turkey sandwich? Will Laura Flynn Boyle ever get all that hair out of her teeth? Answers to these questions and more await you in this review.

Will Nicolas Cage discover the difference between north and south? Will Samuel L Jackson every make peace with racist canines? Answers to these questions and more await you in our most recent review.

Will Nic Cage become one with a fiber-optic superman suit? Will Jon Schnepp make Tim Burton cry? Answers to these questions and more await you in our special bonus episode.

Will Nic Cage discover the true meaning of the phrase "unbeatable"? Will Sarah Jessica Parker become a whore? Answers to these questions and more await you in our most recent review.

Will Nic Cage shake you naked and eat you alive? Will Judge Reinhold's Adam's apple need to be surgically removed? Will Erika Anderson find her underwear? Tune in to CAGECAST! to find out.

Will Nic Cage ever conquer his crippling eye-dominance diagnosis? Will Tommy Lee Jones ever get any older, or, for that matter, young?? Answers to these questions and more await you in our most recent review.

Will Nic Cage ever get truly find his symbol of individuality, and belief in personal freedom? Will Laura Dern ever finish her candy necklace? Answers to these questions and more await you in our most recent review.

Will Nic Cage ever get a solid dental referral? Will leprosy ruin soldier's sex lives until the end of time? Answers to these questions and more await you in our most recent review.

Does Nic Cage know his ABCs? Will Alva end up having any stake with her soup? Answers to these questions and more await you in our most recent review. Featuring special guest reviewer: Fred Topel of Crave Online

Does Nic Cage ever get splinters from his wooden hand? Does Cher believe in life after love? Answers to these questions and more await you in our most recent review.

Can Nicolas Cage ever get the Huggies he so very much desires? Can Holly Hunter's insides become as fertile as the Tennessee Valley? Answers to these questions and more await you in our most recent review.

Can Nicolas Cage's hair, teeth and insanely funny voice save the world and his marriage? Can you remember when Kathleen Turner was young and incredibly hot? Answers to these questions and more await you in our most recent review.

Does Nicolas Cage need a woman? Does he need ANYONE? Can Christopher Plumber remember that he was in the Sound of Music? Answers to these questions and more await you in our most recent review.

Can Nic Cage out-act a canary? Can Matthew Modine figure out what do do with a girl at prom? Answers to these questions and more await you in this episode.

Can Nic Cage earn $150 and actually pay his taxes on it? Can Sean Penn remind us he hasn't always been a bitter old fuss-pot? Can Elizabeth McGovern remind us who she is again? Answers to these questions and more await you in our review.

Will the new-wave punk from Hollywood get the prissy princess from the Valley? Will Nic Cage shave a V in his chest hair? Will Deborah Foreman ever star in another movie again ever? Answers to these questions and more await you in our review.