Channel 34 Sketch Comedy Radio

Is it just me, or is this street full of quacks?Written by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by Carolynn and Garin JonesFollow us on Twitter

There's a fraction too much frictionThere's a fraction too much frictionThere's a fraction too much frictionDentist Sketch!Written by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by Philip NolenFollow us on Twitter

VERRRRRY happily married. Did I mention that already?Written by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by Garin JonesFollow us on Twitter

An extra special episode, with an extra special guest appearance by Bong Crosby! Written by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by Philip NolenFollow us on Twitter

No substitutions. Except all of them. Written by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by Angela NapoleonFollow us on Twitter

We have ensured that the tagline firmware has been sufficiently upgraded for supreme snarkiness. Written by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by Philip NolenFollow us on Twitter

Feel free to stop moving about the cabin so much. Written by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by Philip NolenFollow us on Twitter

If you listen to this week's episode, we will throw in the clear coat and a 90-day warranty! Written by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by Garin JonesFollow us on Twitter

Write a check, ya dummy.Written by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by David FaulkFollow us on Twitter

Feel free to move about the cabin.Written by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by Philip NolenFollow us on Twitter

President Biden can’t get into the White House just yet. Written by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by KC CoyFollow us on Twitter

The climatic finale! Or is it??Written by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by Jamie-Lynn MarkosFollow us on Twitter

Call now!Written by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by Garin Jones and some widowFollow us on Twitter

Oh, Garin loves D&D. Can ya tell?Written by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by Jamie-Lynn MarkosFollow us on Twitter

C’mon down to Tina Toad’s Crustshack where the dancing bad and the morale is worse.

A whole boatload of unpleasantries in this episode...Written by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by Jamie-Lynn MarkosFollow us on Twitter

What was she thinking?Written by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by Matthew Arter and Garin JonesFollow us on Twitter

Everyone knows the sequel is just the same crap with a few cosmetic changes. Written by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by Jamie-Lynn MarkosFollow us on Twitter

Insert Ice Cream Link Hereokay, here it is: https://saltandstraw.com/products/dwanta-holiday-packthanksno problemWritten by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by Chris SchmidtFollow us on Twitter

It never hurts to ask for some divine advice.Written by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by Daniel Levain and Garin JonesFollow us on Twitter

Step inside a unique property with lasting marketability.Written by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by Jamie-Lynn MarkosFollow us on Twitter

This is a real exchange I had with a "real" person. Written by Dr. Charmia Roberson and Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by Carolynn and Garin JonesFollow us on TwitterLink to Emails:https://bit.ly/2IZAUSy

A finale hot enough for any Litmas celebration. Written by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by Travis FinlaysonFollow us on Twitter

This finale is enough to brighten even the darkest of Litmas Trees.Written by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by Travis FinlaysonFollow us on Twitter

Fatherhood... Sometimes it gets ya in the eye. Written by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by Follow us on Twitter

It's like Fire Festival with a bigger cheese sandwich.*Written by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by Travis FinlaysonFollow us on Twitter*it's smaller, though.

Once a year, JRR Tolkien comes back from the dead to prove he's still got it. Since he doesn't have time to catch up on all the latest tech, he still uses an answering machine. Written by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by Philip Nolen, Katie Roberson, Carolynn Jones and Garin JonesFollow us on Twitter

A very special speech from a very important lady. Written by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by Lisa GlazeFollow us on Twitter

You're on fire!*Written by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by Travis FinlaysonFollow us on Twitter*NBA Jam Reference

Grammatically speaking, this one will make you feel good. Written by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by Ryne McCormickFollow us on Twitter

Things are heating up!*Written by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by Travis FinlaysonFollow us on Twitter*Stupid pun

This one might require a lot of explanation unless you're really into ska music (like I was in high school) so: skank refers to skanking which is what they call dancing to ska music, ska bands tend to have a horn section, Suburban Legends is the name of a ska band and Desi doesn't have a dog. That last one doesn't have anything to do with ska. Written by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by Trenell Mooring and Cameron Francis Follow us on Twitter

Tom brings you the morning announcements at Downers Grove South High School. Written by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by Travis FinlaysonFollow us on Twitter

These ideas are terrible. Written by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by Garin JonesFollow us on Twitter

Kacey Lennox wins the Emmy for "Daddy Time of Death" Written by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by Lisa Glaze and Garin JonesFollow us on Twitter

I will hear no arguments on this subject. Written by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by Garin Jones, Angela Napoleon and David AlmeidaFollow us on Twitter

A Channel 34 favorite gets a visit from a pair of earnest young children. Written by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by Philip Nolen and Garin's Kids. Follow us on Twitter

This is how those suits screw with your neighborhood every couple of years. Written by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by Garin JonesFollow us on Twitter

Kacey Lennox wins the Tony for "Moments in Daddy Time". Written by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by Lisa Glaze and Garin JonesFollow us on Twitter

You're so lucky to have the opportunity to hear this meditation. Written by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by David AlmeidaHear David's PodcastFollow us on Twitter

Kacey Lennox wins the Oscar for "The Invasion Starts at Daddy Time" Written by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by Lisa Glaze and Garin JonesFollow us on Twitter

Call now! Regret later! Written by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by Carolynn Jones Follow us on Twitter

Kacey Lennox wins the Grammy for "Daddy Time". Written by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by Lisa Glaze and Garin JonesFollow us on Twitter

Alan the Three-Legged Stallion makes his way to the stage for a filming of his very popular show. Written by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by Chris Schmidt and Garin JonesFollow us on Twitter

This is where it gets sad, but also very informative. Written by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by Cameron FrancisSee more of CameronFollow us on Twitter

Garin is back with a quick check in, preview of what October holds and a cautionary tale about drinking your own juice. Written by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by Jeff Beal and Garin JonesFollow us on Twitter

She's an excellent cook. He's an extraordinary eater. Written by Garin JonesSound Design by Dan BealPerformed by Heather Delmotte and Garin JonesFollow us on Twitter