Clean Poops

On today's episode, E & J share the story of one of their most intimate evenings together that possibly reveals the secret to long lasting friendship. D opens up about some terrifying moments involving one of his most fragile appendages. But most importantly, two out of the three of us review their first weeks spritzing their butts with their very first bidet and the unexpected rocky road required to reach Butt Utopia. CONTENT WARNING: Clean Poops proudly contains potty humor, foul language, and extensive discussion about adult butts. Follow us on Instagram @cleanpoops Questions, tips & tricks, or any words of wisdom for a better bowel movement? Email us at cleanpoopspod@gmail.com QOTW: "If I just got done playing tennis then yeah, I'm dunking my nuts in the toilet." - D

Lucky attempt #2 at an Ep.9! This week, the gang define toxic masculinity, J chimes in on problematic Joe Rogan fans, D gets passionate about Y2K, and E reveals how she's going to get Mick Jagger to punch her in the face. We missed you. CONTENT WARNING: Clean Poops proudly contains potty humor, foul language, and some discussion about adult butts. Follow us on Instagram @cleanpoops Questions, tips & tricks, or any words of wisdom for perfect poo? Email us at cleanpoopspod@gmail.com QOTW: "It's just like this swimming pool of toxic masculinity that I don't want to fuck with." - E

Hi! Today we check in with the gang's relationship with cannabis, D admires his Grandmother, J gushes over Top Golf, and E skillfully attempts to keep the gang from veering too far from the activity that brings us together week after week-- maintaining healthy poops. Welcome back. CONTENT WARNING: Clean Poops proudly contains potty humor, foul language, and some discussion about adult butts. Follow us on Instagram @cleanpoops Questions, tips & tricks, or eager to talk about feces? Email us at cleanpoopspod@gmail.com QOTW: "You're a perfect baby angel of a grandson." - E

The life-changing experience of GWAR live, the brilliance of Osmosis Jones, what we all remember as kids during 9/11, traumatic childhood memories based on album cover art, irrational fears, the importance of sunscreen, the horrors of deep sea diving and more. Perhaps most importantly, J throws down the logistics of dropping a deuce in the river. CONTENT WARNING: Clean Poops certainly contains cursing, potty humor, and extensive discussion about adult butts. One day we hope to be sponsored because #crocgang: www.crocs.com Also, shoutout to K2 Awards & Apparel because your hats are rad. https://www.k2awards.com/ Follow us on Instagram @cleanpoops Any questions, comments, or concerns? Send 'em to cleanpoopspod@gmail.com Clean Poops Theme by J. QOTW: "If I accidentally murder someone, I'm feeding the body to an alligator." -D

This week we are joined by special guest and avid bidet user and enthusiast, Nick (otherwise known as NAF). We discuss his journey from wiping to spraying and discover how we all really feel about Garth Brooks. From babies lost on sidewalks and selling your underwear for a little extra cash to eating penguins covered in mayonnaise, this episode has it all. CONTENT WARNING: Clean Poops certainly contains cursing, potty humor, and extensive discussion about adult butts. Follow us on Instagram @cleanpoops Any questions, comments, or interest in appearing on the show? Holla at us at cleanpoopspod@gmail.com Clean Poops Theme by J. QOTW: "Peanut butter is a condiment, suck my fat dick." -J Special thanks to Nick!

Burmese Pythons, Waffle House, Crocs (the animal and the shoes), Valley of the Gods Utah, Nashville, and many more things to sink your butts into. CONTENT WARNING: Clean Poops certainly contains cursing, potty humor, and extensive discussion about adult butts. Fact Checks: the Titanaboa documentary is on the Smithsonian Channel, not History. Heres the link & ways to watch: https://www.smithsonianchannel.com/details/show/titanoboa-monster-snake Also heres some crocs I guess: www.crocs.com Follow us on Instagram @cleanpoops Any questions, comments, or concerns? Send 'em to cleanpoopspod@gmail.com Clean Poops Theme by J. QOTW: "Cracker Barrel, Shittin', Yeeahhhh." -E

CAUTION: Some of the audio in this week's episode is quite choppy. We apologize in advance and promise IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. With Jessie on the road across our great nation, we are joined by the fabled Kiefer Z. We discuss everything from Dungeons and Dragons and Monsterpocalypse to colostomy bags and what not to say to a person that has one at the ready. Kiefer fills us in on the joys of parenting and what being a father has taught him over the years about being present, the human body, and most importantly-- pooping. Join us as we welcome our very first and very special guest into the intimate world of pooping clean. CONTENT WARNING: Clean Poops certainly contains foul language, potty humor, and extensive discussion about adult (and senior) butts. Follow us on Instagram @cleanpoops Any questions, comments, or concerns? Send 'em to cleanpoopspod@gmail.com Clean Poops Theme by J. Special thanks to Kiefer! QOTW: "We could do a big feast while watching people get finished." - D.

This week, we come to you from two time zones! Here's what we know. D hates Jimmy Fallon, E hates The Office, and J hates Legos. Is it possible to separate the art from the artist when the artist has done some unforgivable things? Do bookstores make you want to poop or does pooping make you want to read? Is the SodaStream truly life changing? What if Quentin Tarantino directed a movie for kids? These answers and more are waiting for you. Join us. CONTENT WARNING: Clean Poops certainly contains cursing, potty humor, and extensive discussion about adult butts. Follow us on Instagram @cleanpoops Any questions, thoughts, or comments? Send em' to cleanpoopspod@gmail.com Clean Poops Theme by J. QOTW: "That's where my mind is gonna be… in my anus." -E

On this week's episode, we open our hearts and our butts. We discover the intricacies of our hosts' wiping habits, we explore the seven layers of the Bristol Poop Scale, and we get intimate with conversations revolving around the world's most common ground: pooping. Join us as we do our best to steer the conversation away from the excrement of our guts to the excrement of our minds. And we come to a stunning conclusion: this podcast is definitely about poop. CONTENT WARNING: Clean Poops certainly contains cursing, potty humor, and extensive discussion about adult butts. Follow us on Instagram: @cleanpoops Any questions, thoughts, or comments? Contact us at cleanpoopspod@gmail.com Music by J. QOTW: "I am grateful for the pain." - D

Welcome, dear listeners- to Clean Poops! Are sugary cereals a gateway to cocaine use? If you had to sacrifice one of your senses, which one has got to go? Is cat poop coffee worth the price? Are flushable wipes flushable? Are our earliest memories reliable? Why do we wear what clothes we wear? The answers to all of these and more can be found in the minds and hearts of E, D, and J. Tune in as we release ourselves from the shackles of our fashion. CONTENT WARNING: Clean Poops may contain cursing, and potty humor. Follow us on Instagram @cleanpoops Any questions, thoughts, or comments? Send em' to cleanpoopspod@gmail.com Clean Poops Theme by J. Quote of the Week: "I don't like it when it snakes out of me" -D