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This Podcast is one for the people! Crtql features two wildly different high schoolers with interesting and insane views on various topics. These are no ordinary conversations. Listen and join our weird, moving, hilarious discussion on pop culture and high school life. Behind the scenes of the best times of our lives! Instagram: Crtql_Podcast

Anthony Offiah and Dane Barnes


    • Jun 30, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 32m AVG DURATION
    • 24 EPISODES


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    Ep. 23: Obama Fanfiction

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2021 37:45


    Yes, this episode is as weird as it sounds. Today with guest Ryan we come up with and act out some "one-word" stories. Basically an improv fever dream. STONEKEEPAH --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Ep. 22: Complete Party Animals

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2021 42:43


    Jaidyn tells us about how his first high school party didn't go exactly as planned and we remember some of our traumatic sports memories. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Ep. 21: Editor's Log No. 2

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2021 13:54


    Talking about tiktok's largest genre: "Hot" and the Spotlight Effect. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Ep. 20: Anthony's New Best Friend

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2021 39:22


    Today we take a friendship test with guest Luke to finally find out who Anthony's best friend is... gramps, little bill, or the mysterious new challenger?

    Ep. 19: We Made A Movie... Sort Of

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2021 41:08


    Today we revisit our horrible movie from graduation. Stick around for a high stakes password game where the winner gets-

    Ep. 18: Possessed By Noah Beck

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2021 33:46


    Spoilers without context: Twighliht, sauce me like a barbecue but you can't get ya baby back, DO YOU NEED MY HARDENING?!, takes takes takes takes, aaaandd

    Ep. 17: Disney Channel Cloning Facility

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2021 46:53


    Today we answer some of life's biggest questions with guest Adam. Is Disney really cloning Taylor Swift? Should Doorknob chewers have kids? Stick around for song association! Share Crtql everywhere or Anthony will snatch your weave.

    Ep. 16: The Lion, the Witch and the Weirdo

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2021 33:33


    Today we look back on some juicy drama from our past. Three perspectives, one story. Time to get messy...

    Ep. 15: Interviewing a 17 Year Old Musician (feat. Ace Williams)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2021 38:20


    Listen to 'Father and Son' here: https://open.spotify.com/album/1XJ3SqsSA2fRrDM9giqvKT?si=3ZUdVSXZTHqYXtNGnckynA&utm_source=copy-link On this episode of Crtql Season 2 we interview rising jazz artist Ace Williams. Tune in for his incredible musical journey, album creation, and even some of Crtql's own trumpet-playing memories! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Ep. 14: Editor's Log No. 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2021 13:03


    (Artwork by Anthony Offiah) This is a Dane-only spinoff solo episode. So to all of Anthony's enemies, listen to this one. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Ep. 13: End1ng Crtql Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2020 35:59


    The end of an era. As the year comes to a close, we return to the beginning. Just how did Crtql get to this point? Where do we go from here? Join us one last time on Season 1 of the Crtql Podcast. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Ep. 12: A Crtql Christmas

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2020 37:39


    CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

    Ep. 11: Jaidyn Got Hit By a Car

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2020 32:22


    No, the title is not clickbait. You think we would lie to you on the Crtql podcast? Jaidyn recounts his experience being in a car crash, how he blacked out and saw nothing but a bright light while hearing his name being called, so he started flying towards it . . . okay, that part was a lie. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Ep. 10: E-Boy Chronicles: Why This Boy Blocked Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2020 32:43


    The archives unfold as Anthony is blocked by a local tiktok sensation... but why? This case will require all of Crtql's detective skills to crack! Find out the truth in the first edition of Crtql: E-Boy Chronicles.

    Ep. 9: Third Host!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2020 30:28


    As Season 1 winds down we welcome a mystery third host onto the podcast. Who could it be? Find out this week on Crtql.

    Ep. 8: We Ate Lemur Meat??

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2020 31:08


    Our quest to find the unknown substance in the Travis Scott burger begins. Halloween may be in the past but that won't stop us from delivering (slightly more successful) unnecessary prank calls! See what's in store this week on Crtql. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Ep. 7: Worst Prank Callers

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2020 31:20


    HALLOWEEN SPECIAL

    Ep. 6: We Might Start an Onlyfans

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2020 41:22


    "Demon Time" /'dimən taım/ (noun) 1 a : Late-night Instagram Live streams featuring a rotating cast of women -usually made anonymous by a ski or superhero mask- performing for hordes of thirsty viewers.

    Ep. 5: Crtql World Tour

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2020 32:25


    This week on Crtql we journey into the deepest, darkest corner of the internet... Omegle. Join us as we navigate through gifs, 9 year olds, unsolicited nudity, a guy who has my IP address, and most importantly: getting skipped. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Ep. 4: The Return

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2020 27:10


    After a Covid-19 onset hiatus, Crtql is back! In the long awaited return, we recap these chaotic past few months and where the podcast stands. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Ep. 3: "Hey, you up?" (REUPLOAD)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2020 18:31


    In this episode of Crtql we air the hilarious things that no one knows about us. Make sure to follow on Instagram @crtql_podcast and give your suggestion for our upcoming bet! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Ep. 2: Facing the Future

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2020 55:47


    Join us this week on Crtql as we discuss the escapades we have to look forward to with our first guest appearance ever! This episode has it's fair share of laughs, coupled with a healthy dose of sentiment. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Ep.1: Down and Dirty

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2020 40:02


    In this pilot episode of Crtql, we cover everything from MLK day, race, Star Wars, homeschooling, and one... unique story. Join us as we explore the hilariously quaint stories of our everyday life. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Crtql Podcast (Trailer)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2020 0:59


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