Crypt Keepers

Welcome to Tales of the Crypt! Gather around the campfire as your hosts tell you some spooky stories sure to scare the living daylights out of you. Click here to listen!

In the tenth episode of the Crypt Keepers, Dakota and Mike delve into the digital cryptid known as Slenderman! Maybe a few years past his prime, but he's still interesting! Is Slenderman the ring-leader behind the Men In Black and the Black Eyed Children? Is there a Slenderwoman? Slenderpeople? Join us and find out! Click here to listen!

Welcome to Tales of the Crypt! Gather around the campfire as your hosts tell you some spooky stories sure to scare the living daylights out of you. Click here to listen!

In the ninth episode of the Crypt Keepers, Dakota and Mike-Frank discuss the mythological creature residing in Loch Ness. Is the monster legitimate, or one big late-Triassic lie? Maybe it's an eel, maybe it's a seal. Maybe it's an otter rolling down by your heel. Click here to listen!

Welcome to Tales of the Crypt! Gather around the campfire as your hosts tell you some spooky stories sure to scare the living daylights out of you. Click here to listen!

In the eighth episode of the Crypt Keepers, Dakota and Mike discuss the many hauntings of Gettysburg! Are they marketing gimmicks, or the tortured spirits of soldiers killed in brutal civil war? You can decide for yourself! Just be careful whenever you bake some bread near a battlefield. Click here to listen!

Welcome to the first episode of Tales of the Crypt! Gather around the campfire as your hosts tell you some spooky stories sure to scare the living daylights out of you. Click here to listen!

In the seventh episode of the Crypt Keepers, Dakota and Mike talk about their findings on the relatively new lore of the Black Eyed Kids. This episode had to be re-recorded due to a fatal error during saving of the audio. Then Mike flubbed up the recording situation causing an echo for the first 28 minutes. This episode is definitely cursed or haunted or both. Maybe those Black Eyed Kids don't want us telling their story? Maybe we're just sloppy podcasters and still learning the ropes. You decide! Click Here to listen.

In the sixth episode of the Crypt Keepers, Dakota and Mike discuss the unexciting Siren! Turns out neither of them enjoyed the research and were bored out of their minds. What a huge let down. Do you like sirens? You shouldn't. Reevaluate your interests. We hope you still enjoy the episode though!

In the fifth episode of the Crypt Keepers, Dakota and Michael discuss their findings on the Navajo legend of the Skinwalker. Are they the superior cousin of the Werewolf? Are they just deformed deer? Are you willing to kill your family to become a Skinwalker? Of course you would. Click here to listen!

In the fourth episode of the Crypt Keepers, Dakota and Michael discuss their research on the infamous Men In Black! Are they a secret government agency created to do damage control on alien sightings? Are they creepy bald white dudes with expensive yet basic attire? Are they glorified payphone-cyborgs hell bent on stealing your quarters? Click here to listen!

In the third episode of Crypt Keepers, Dakota and Michael discuss their topics. Dakota chose the ever-curious Mothman of West Virginia. Michael chose...the mothman too? Oops. Click here to listen!

In the second episode of Crypt Keepers, Dakota and Michael discuss their supernatural topics. Michael chose the lustful Incubus. Dakota chose the seductive Vampire. Click here to listen!

In the very first episode of Crypt Keepers, Dakota and Michael discuss their supernatural topics. Dakota chose the elusive Yowie of the Outback. Michael chose the Kitsune of Japanese legend. Click here to listen!