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A daily source of the most cringe worthy comedy. Check back each day for another dad joke to share with your family, colleagues, neighbours, team mates (or just to enjoy yourself ... we all have a guilty pleasure!)

Sammy Davies

  • Oct 18, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
  • infrequent NEW EPISODES
  • 146 EPISODES


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Latest episodes from Dad Jokes Daily

Someone’s Stolen My Toilet!?

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2019 0:13


Someone’s stolen my toilet !?

What’s Got More Letters Than the Alphabet?

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2019 0:14


What’s got more letters than the alphabet?

I’m Only Friendly With 25 Letters ...

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2019 0:17


Im only friendly with 25 letters of the alphabet ...

What’s The Saddest Fruit?

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2019 0:14


What’s the saddest fruit?

Why is No one Friends With Yogi?

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2019 0:16


Why is no one friends with Yogi?

Which Vegetable Hates War the Most?

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2019 0:16


Which vegetable hates war the most?

The Teacher Who Drew On The Window

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2019 0:18


Did you hear about the teacher who drew on the window?

What food do monkeys eat?

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2019 0:17


What food do monkeys eat?

Shout Out

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2019 0:13


Shout out to all those people asking ...

Holding The Door Open

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2019 0:19


Something pretty lovely happened today ...

Nations Capitol

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2019 0:20


Which Nations capitol is the worlds fastest growing?

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2019 0:15


How much does a pirate pay for corn?

Hit in the head with a soda can

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2019 0:17


Did you hear about the guy who was hit in the head with a soda can?

Nobel Prize

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2019 0:17


Did you hear about the scientist who REALLY wanted the Nobel prize ...

A Year as a Vegetarian

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2019 0:15


I just spent a year as a vegetarian...

Dogs Chasing People On Bikes

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2019 0:18


The Police called to tell me my dogs were chasing people on bikes ...

Fire Pit

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2019 0:13


Ever since I’ve been sleeping in the fire pit ...

Sign Language

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2019 0:14


I know sign language

The Bad Sport

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2019 0:21


The Bad Sport Baseball Player

Apple’s Self-Driving Car

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2019 0:16


Apple’s Self-Driving Car

A Good Egg Roll

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2019 0:14


How do you make a good egg roll?

Three Conspiracy Theorists

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2019 0:15


Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar ...

What’s the quickest way to make AntiFreeze?

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2019 0:13


What’s the quickest way to make AntiFreeze?

Someone Stole My Lamps

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2019 0:14


Someone Stole My Lamps

Why Didn’t the Cat Go to the Vet?

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2019 0:16


Why Didn’t the Cat Go to the Vet?

A Car out of Spaghetti?

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2019 0:21


A car out of spaghetti?

Do French Men Play Video Games?

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2019 0:16


Do French men play video games?

What do you call a bee that’s having a bad hair day?

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2019 0:14


What do you call a bee that’s having a bad hair day?

What do you call an Alligator with a vest?

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2019 0:14


What do you call an Alligator with a vest?

What do you call a dead parrot?

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2019 0:13


What do you call a dead parrot?

What do you call a nose without a body?

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2019 0:14


What do you call a nose without a body?

What do you call a communist sniper?

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2019 0:14


What do you call a communist sniper?

I’m Colour Blind?!?

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2019 0:18


I’m Colour Blind?!?

Hippo or Zippo?

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2019 0:16


What’s the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo

Drinking Brake Fluid

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2019 0:16


My mates are worried I’m drinking too much brake fluid ...

Picture in Jail

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2019 0:17


Picture in Jail

My Ex-Wife Misses Me

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2019 0:13


My Ex-Wife Misses Me

My Wife Needs More Space

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2019 0:13


My Wife Needs More Space

Twenty Happy Years

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2019 0:18


Twenty Happy Years

Past, Present & Future

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2019 0:17


Past, Present and Future

I Upset Someone on The Bus

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2019 0:21


Upset someone on the bus

Is Mum a Good Cook?

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2019 0:17


Is Mum a Good Cook?

I Haven’t Spoken To My Wife In Years

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2019 0:15


I Haven’t spoken to my wife in years...

My Wife Asked Me To Talk Dirty

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2019 0:17


My wife asked me to say dirty things to her last night ...

My Wife Asked Me To Clear The Table

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2019 0:15


My Wife Asked Me To Clear The Table

My Wife Drew Her Eyebrows Too High

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2019 0:15


My Wife Drew Her Eyebrows Too High

What Rhymes With Oranges?

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2019 0:16


What Rhymes With Oranges?

Have You Heard The Rumour About Butter?

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2019 0:15


Have You Heard The Rumour About Butter?

Transcript From The Trial

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2019 0:31


Transcript From The Trial

Don't Call Me Shirley

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2019 0:17


Don't Call Me Shirley

If You're An American Before You Go To The Bathroom ...

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2019 0:21


If You're An American Before You Go To The Bathroom ...

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