Episode Zero

Osama Bin Laden is gone. Or is he? Why are Navy Seals seals and not another animal? Was there a movie called Navy Seals? Did it star Charlie Sheen? What's name of that guy who loses a ton of weight for each movie? Did Michael Keaton reprise his role as Batman? What's the difference between the Mechanic and the Machinist? What is the name of the movie where Liam Neeson just kills everybody? Dwayne Wade uses a Sidekick? Is the new Danger Sidekick running Google's Android software the best device in the world? Are Dwayne Wade and LeBron James a formidable duo? Is there something a little funny about the terrible disease that is Lupus? Did Fleetwood Mac die on GLEE ? Is Mic Fleetwood dead? Is Stevie Nicks alive?

Is Charlie Sheen rewriting the English language? When did Hot Shots Part Deux come out? Was there a Part One? Who played the role of Saddam Hussein in Hot Shots? Was Emilio Esteves in Loaded Weapon? Is Leslie Nielsen dead?  Is "Men with Brooms" a real movie? Is Rob Roy better than Braveheart? Is Mel Gibson more bizarre than Tom Cruise? Should Lex Grossman get his own feature? Who was that homeless guy on David Letterman? Did Johnny Depp kill River Phoenix? Who is Rivers Cuomo? Is Weezer a nerd band? What's the name of Russell Crowe's rock band?

What happened to the Slapshot guy? The Phillipino Thriller Dance was awesome! Is Barry Landis his full name? When did Michael Landon die? What was Alan Thicke in? Why do people only remember Joe Pesci for his role in Lethal Weapon? Did you see the JCVD movie? Is Dolph Lundgren dead? What about Brigitte Nielsen?

Is Eric Bana a really bad actor or has he just been in really terrible movies? Ang Lee and John Woo are definitely different people. Is Bob Villa dead? What's up with the beard on that Brawny guy?