Erogenous Tonez

A sexy open-marriage/key-party couple heads to Columbus Beach for their very first NUDE DAY. Our protagonist, Sandy(who's bits gonna get sandy)gives a couple of guys a handjob at the beer shack...despite the sunburn. Absolute filth. With repetitive use of the word glands.

A seriously unsexy Covid-Compliant tale of Bj's in a white van at the drive-in. Erogenous Tonez is a seriously smutty erotic 'literature' podcast, so grab your popcorn, and slip on those headphones—this narrative is a hard one to swallow.

Sex during the Coronavirus Pandemic? The ultimate taboo! Listen as I read a sex story to my friend locked in a Coronavirus Hotel.

Information Technology has a reputation for being one of the sexiest occupations around. In this week's episode, my special guest Daniel and I explore the depths of IT's erotic possibilities, with a piece of literature about a woman who pays too much money to get her 'computer' serviced (adequately). Please excuse the sound quality, there's a little pandemic going down, and this was recorded with Zoom.

I know you got time for a quickie! During COVID catastrophe, I'll be posting a new shorty each week to keep you razzed up and feeling horny. This week, learn how to give your first blowjob, while in a storage container nealing on patio furniture.

Fancy a quickie lovers? Erogenous Tonez will be bringing you quickie episodes every Monday during the crisis to alleviate some of this Covid-19 tension. In this first episode, we read writer James Joyce and Nora Barnacle's absolutely filthy love letters. Get your lube ready. May the cum fest begin!

Honey babies, what a time to be alive! A timely moment to publish this new episode, an ode to doctors around the world...except this is a doctor with a difference (and some malpractice suits in the future no doubt.) A great one for physical distancing love-ins, either alone or with your consenting household occupants who are in no way related. Warning: Content may offend some listeners while getting others well razed up and reaching for their vibes.

Horny Honeys! What a time to be alive. This hellscape is making me horny as hell! Whatta bout you?!!!! Thank god we've prepared a filthy story for you all, that's gonna keep you razed up and ready to get involved with your bits. This one's got Highlanders, a who-ah, and a sort of homosexual! Recorded in Edinburgh in February, with some very special friends. Back when we could touch people! Enjoy my sexy listeners. Tell your friends about us, we love to get smutty with more friends.

Erogenous Tonez, the Erotic Literature Podcast is back for another season. This time with original smutty erotic content created by our very own host, GG Titz herself. This is Def Leppard one-armed fu#@*ing realness listeners! Teddy The Tech Tinkler slides in the fold, making hot sex bed-music magic. Get your banana's, bongos, and lube ready - this is pure filth.

Kylie Minogue: Pop Sensation/Sensation in the sack. Spend the night with Kylie and her Latin lover, and you'll never hear Locomotion the same way again. A very special dedication episode to an Australian man.

An advertising exec goes on a tropical holiday like no other. R18. Involves 3 cuttlefish shapeshifters, one ad-man, a gang-bang, and for the very first time on Erogenous Tonez: Special Guests.

Ready for a quickie but a goodie? A cold read of reddit erotica, that'll get you headbutting Pennies and begging for more.

It's been too long my lovelies - but Erogenous Tonez is back! And boy oh spaceboy is this a doozy. A lonely guy in space is looking for some company, and man does he 'get it'. Get it? A horrible story of forbidden dino-human love.

It's been too long lovers. In this week's episode, Germany and Italy have the sex, but Germany is drunk #typical, and Italy is confused. Exploring the complicated power imbalance between the two countries, particularly during the second world war, we see Germany giving it to Italy while quoting youtube viral videos. Confused? It's complicated.

In this episode we meet a closeted homosexual on a just-got-dumped getaway, only to find himself getting spit-roasted by two buff men. Or are they men? Are they not...Bears?!!!! This highly erotic, emotionally charged tale is bound to get your holiday horny juices going.

Feeling frisky and romantisch this Christmas? Jack Frost nipping at your 'door'? Let Holly's story of taboo fictional-character-loving fill you up. Recommended listening for family dinner parties, Christmas Eve fondling festivals or that long lonely commute home. R18 (but it takes a few minute to...heat up.

Power tools and Porn come head to head, as a woman falls out of her window perving on a bunch of guys on a building site. One of the buff guys rescues her, then (*spoiler) gives her some backdoor pleasure. In this the first episode of Erogenous Tones, prepare to be aroused by our host Clitina's dulcet kiwi tones; all on a bed of sexy synth music to get you in the mood.