Everything and Nothing

In a last ditch effort to convince Michael to consume some much needed literature, Alex, much like a farmer force feeding a goose in preparation for foie gras, reads to him a personally curated selection of excerpts from Arthur Miller's "The Crucible" - drawing countless contemporary parallels from the account of ‘one of the strangest and most awful chapter in human history'

Due to popular demand, Alex & Michael install a network of subterranean cables to re-boot their timeless podcast. This time, with an intro song.

Michael and Alex get stuck on the wrong side of history...again...

We thought this was the episode where we vehemently defended George Pell and Izzy Folau - turns out that’s still buried under another 6 feet of concrete. Anyway, sit down with a cool glass of boiling water and enjoy this episode as a meditation on the linearity of time.

You asked for it,.. Well you didn't but we are gonna give it to you anyway so shut up and enjoy it whilst Michael discusses the ups and downs of air travel. Meanwhile, Alex interrupts and ruins stories with impertinent details.

Michael discusses his 5 step plan towards papacy, whilst an uncharacteristically lethargic Alex speculates on the contents of his shower drain. Live from the Vatican. In Nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti. Amen.

Michael attempts an off the cuff heist to secure his precious belongings. Time is against him... Whilst Alex exposes the deep seated racism that lies at the heart of all yachting communities.

Alex discusses his unrivaled knowledge of children books and his recent attempts to share it with a few lucky bystanders whilst Michael hatches his plan to find the most exotic feather for his cool new hat.

Michael and Alex come back out of hiding to expose wine ratings, Thomas Edison and recycling. Don't believe anything you hear.

Michael and Alex take things back to basics as they discuss the need for child labour, anchovies and cold showers.

In this experimental episode, Michael explains the comedy of errors and general disrespect that defined his infamous trip to Macau.

Michael and Alex discuss wanderlust and the humble magnificence of the pigeon.

Michael despairs over a gift unappreciated whilst Alex looks deeper into the power of our shared lingo.

Michael get's excited as he pushes for his own segment on the show, whilst Alex professes his love for Nick Kygios and a broken system.

Michael and Alex take care of some unfinished business in this uncharacteristically short epilogue to episode 4.

Michael and Alex explore the wonderful world of plants or animals.

Things take a turn towards the darker side of life as the power of the 'good fight' is discussed.

Michael and Alex discuss a new joint venture and the state of modern automobiles.

Michael and Alex ramble their way through their first ever podcast.