Fluorescent Moonlight Radio

Hello all! We've returned from the depths once again with the same shenanigans as before! You can find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/fmradio ! And if you'd like to email us a question, send it to fluorescentmoonlightradio@gmail.com ! Thank you all dear listeners!

Guess which nerds are back after wayyy too long??? It's us, Freya and Schultz! Apologies for going MIA for so long, we had lots going on and recording, editing, and uploading unfortunately had to drop to the bottom of the priorities list - but we're back, this time for good! Thanks for hanging in there, folks, and enjoy this episode of our rather unceremonious return.

Freya and Schultz somehow manage to only answer one question during this entire show. We just talked about a lot of random stuff. So sorry about that.

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Happy holidays everyone! Since we're still in the Christmas season despite it being yesterday, we've got a slightly holiday-themed episode here for ya in which Freya and Schultz discuss dryer sheets, skinny Santas, and a cursed nativity scene where everyone is replaced with celebrities or historical figures. And then we talked about music for a hot minute. We hope that you all had a great holiday, whatever it is you may celebrate!

Freya and Schultz have a wonderful guest this week - the legend herself, Victoria! Big thanks to Victoria for being willing to join us for this episode on pretty short notice. The usual chaos ensued; the trio discussed what to get your parents for Christmas, the plot of an epic pirate story, and Schultz committed his usual ASMR-style crimes. (CW for this ep: Brief mentions of food, eating, anemia, and homophobia - what a collection we've got going there, huh?)

Freya and Schultz made it to The Network!!! Which means a funky new theme song, and all the added chaos of recording in-person. It's a wild one. Also, thank you to our dear friend Griffin for being willing to help us answer a question on the fly. One day, we'll stop making references to other podcasts in THIS podcast, but I guess that day is not today.

Freya and Schultz discuss the weirdness of the internet, the wildness of the real world sometimes, and then Schultz criticizes Freya's snack choices for, like, wayyyy too long. Sorry about that. Drinking milk isn't as weird as you think it is. Fight me on it. (TW Mention of racial injustice, and a question talking about guns)

Apologies for this one, folks, Freya and Schultz were somehow both super exhausted while filming and were only able to produce the weird stream of barely-there consciousness that this is. I don't even know what we talked about. Better episode coming next week! (Also we didn't realize that Thanksgiving would already have passed when this got uploaded, but we hope you all had a great holiday!)

Freya and Schultz discuss how to remember where you parked your car, all of the times Tinkerbell has died, and the Toy Story franchise for way too long. Sorry for all of the knocking ASMR in there, I think Schultz secretly builds furniture while we record or something. Why is there always so much background noise my dude?

Freya and Schultz discuss the usual crap but also have some incredibly exciting news!!!

Freya and Schultz discuss James Patterson, the cinematic masterpiece that is Santa Jaws, and Lunchables. Please be warned that Freya didn't notice Schultz was definitely eating Halloween candy throughout the episode and there are many wrapper sounds.

Freya and Schultz talk about how to get better at cooking (again, unfortunately), what you should name your rat (or your child), and answer some spoooky questions for Halloween!

Freya and Schultz discuss Schultz' atrocious sleepwear choices, a really bad stromboli recipe, and how to have allll of the aesthetics you want at once. (The jacket Schultz was talking about that Freya couldn't remember the name of is a Baja hoodie. Idiots.)

Freya and Schultz discuss the wonders of high school, try to stereotype all 50 states, and Freya discovers Schultz has somehow never heard of the great Ranch-On-Pizza debate. Oh, and in case you were wondering, the unspoken joke Schultz sent Freya was about Maximus the horse.

Freya and Schultz discuss being gay, super powers, and whether or not Johnny Cash existed.