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Call this one a stranger things, because it's episode eleven. Feel free to use that joke. It will get you friends and awards. You need both, you also need to think and change. Ask yourself where were you a year ago? Are you better? you better me. If you're not then what did you do with your time other than waste it? What did you do to improve your limited time of planet earth? Just because you have wasted time doesn't mean you will always waste time. Fix it now, listen to this podcast then fix it. You hold you back, don't hold yourself back anymore. Instagram:WilliamBradfordHollandTwitter:WBHcomedy

It's episode 10, but who cares? The important thing is that it's ladies' night on the podcast. For an entire week all I did was think about ladies, women, and girls and then came back and talked about them into a microphone. So dudes feel free to listen, but, this one goes out to the ladies. Girls, you're not going to be preached to. You're not going to be talked down to. You want hack standard women talk go to another podcast. This is what I think all women need to and should hear. There's no boyfriend talk. There's no telling you if he's secretly into you. That's up to you to figure out and grow with. We talk about how Tampax is bringing you down. Why the term "women's issues" is keeping you lower rather than lifting you up. I explain why you shouldn't date a dude with a lifted truck. I tell you why you should get off birth control. It's fun. Get in here, Ladies. Next week we will return to our regularly scheduled programming.   Instagram:WilliamBradfordHollandTwitter:WBHcomedy

It's episode 9. It's true. you're not dreaming. You should be dreaming, but, stay grounded. Keep your head on your shoulders but your mind in the clouds. Get your life better by making it better. No one will ever make your life better. So, you're going to have to. Get excited and get in here. We get you excited to fix your loser life. We break down the "video game burnout" that is plaguing the planet and how to fix them. It's an exciting week. Buckle up, though, because next week is "Ladies week" on the podcast. Get hyped.  Instagram:WilliamBradfordHollandTwitter:WBHcomedy

8 whole episodes, wow. I always thought we'd get this far and we did it. Talk about winners, huh? It keeps coming. We don't stop. Losers stop. We aren't losers. When times get tough we get tougher. When times get easier we make them harder because we love to grow and learn. It's the best episode yet. It's fresh out the oven and waiting to be thrown into your mouths. We talk about George Lopez, mustangs, anxiety, and if people want my firstborn child to be stillborn. I hope it's not, but, some people might hope that? You waste enough time in life, get in here, now and fast.Social:Instagram:WilliamBradfordHollandTwitter:WBHcomedy 

Writer's block. It happens. There's a creative block this week. It happens. We don't stop though, okay? We push through because the only way to get better is to learn to get passed the blocks. If you stop when you hit a tough patch then enjoy staying a loser forever. All you can do is take what you've learned and apply it to make life better. If you don't apply lessons then why even try in life. Go get a blanket and snacks and just accept you don't want to get better. Social:Insta:WilliamBradfordHollandTwitter:WBHcomedy 

Episode 6. This is one right here, man. It's top-notch. I watch boring podcasts, I break them down. I talk about the girl with anxiety and very long hair, I break her down. It's a shorter episode, yeah. I know. My analytics fell off real hard right at 45 minutes every episode, and, if I have said it once I have said it a million times you can not be delusional in life. If no one listens after 45 minutes why keep doing it. Give the people what they want. You're welcome. Get in here, you winner. Welcome home. Social:Insta:WilliamBradfordHollandTwitter: WBHcomedy

Oh my god, look at this. Look at it. It is episode 5. I can't believe it, you can't believe it. It's a new year. Leave 2019 behind you. It does not matter. Nothing matters. This is the time of year to work and better yourself so start here. Make it a habit to try new things. Good successful people try new things and don't stay comfortable. Why not start with this podcast. We break down New Year's resolutions and start the official 2020 celebrity death pool. Who's dying? Listen and see. Socials:Instagram: WilliamBradfordHollandTwitter: WBHcomedy

It's episode 4.2. Why the .2? Well, episode 4 got taken down. I didn't like it. I thought it was bad. Cold medicine is a son of a bitch and I had some technical issues. It was a whole thing. But, don't you worry you little worry wort you. I took the one good thing from the episode and put it in this week's new episode. I know nobody alive cares at all. Okay, I'm not delusional. But that's what happened. Now listen to this. Social:Instagram: @williambradfordhollandTwitter: @WBHcomedy

We do not stop. It's episode three. It's hot. It's fresh. If you don't listen you'll now have another thing to add to your long list of regrets in life. Why live with regret? Why do that? Why would you ever choose to be unhappy? This podcast will make you happy and change, not your life, but for sure your day. Follow meInstagram: WilliamBradfordHollandTwitter: WBHcomedy

What is this episode about? Well, I don't want to be one of those guys who say "this episode will cause a major national incident" but I can't predict the future. It may or it may not. Listen to it and see for yourself. 

A day that shall live on in infamy, the day episode one of a podcast no one asked for was delivered by a nobody you've never heard of. Historians will point to today as the day that every major world problem was fixed. Climate change? get real, it's over now. Mass shootings? No more, and you're welcome. It's honest work and someone needed to step up and stop pussyfooting around. We now fixed the planet. instagram: @williambradfordhollandtwitter: @WBHcomedy