Gym Tan and Podcast

Join us for the last episode of season two! Kailey talks about sex-related production protocol, Marcus discusses bathroom stall threesomes, and we host a special guest. If you don't listen to us, we're not cleaning your fridge!

Mike runs amok and ruins Paulie D's love life while Vinnie finds true love with his Miami darling. Join us as we talk about why Marcus should keep a ruler by his bedside, Kailey lets us in on the magic of the intercut, and Anton tastefully appreciates J Woww's latest club outfit. This is one podcast that won't bring you over at 5am just to play checkers!

With Angelina gone, Mike wastes no time in becoming the new villain of the house by antagonizing just about everyone. Join us as we discuss the board-shorts craze, mixed drinks you can make with ketchup and chocolate syrup, and the wrong attitude to bring to a strip club. This is a great podcast to listen to while hot-tubbing with the boys!

It's a wild episode of the Jersey Shore, featuring non-stop bickering and the rare two-round fight. Join us as we discuss couples pajama parties, Kailey fights against gender bias in podcast hosting, and Marcus propositions our listeners. If you want to make out with us, just ask! We'll say yes. 

Things in Miami get wild, as J Woww's boyfriend pays the house a visit and Mike turns up the heat on Angelina. Join us as Marcus learns about nose-picking as foreplay and the hosts go wild over cuca. You'd have to be a dirty little hamster to miss it!

Hey everyone, we're taking a short break in production. Next episode drops October 8. Talk to you then!

It's the best episode of the season so far, featuring Vinnie's family, ridiculous hookups and a brush with true love. Join us as we discuss how to freshen up using a hot tub, Kailey lets us in on some production magic and Marcus discovers new hetero sex moves. This is one podcast that will booty-call you at six in the morning!

In a great episode, Sammie and Ronnie jump back into their relationship while Vinnie goes to war against arch-nemesis Angelina. Join us, as Marcus discusses which specific watches will get him to have sex with you, Anton bemoans the on-screen objectification of men, and Kailey tries to figure out what a "grenade grundle chode" is. Don't beat up your friends, people - listen to this podcast instead!

Letter-related drama explodes and the cast continue to fistfight and hook up with each other. It's an episode that has a little bit of everything and your hosts will cover it all, including drinking cigarette water, the importance of eating a balanced breafast before sex, and the right way to get someone out of your bed. This podcast is like stuffing a watermelon of great content into your earholes!

Time has run out for Ronnie as his infidelity is exposed by the anonymous letter, and it looks like the show's long-running relationship might be doomed! Join us while we chat about morning-after etiquette, the meaning of being gay, and the sadness of being left out at an orgy. This is a great one to listen to while you hit the elliptical.

Will the fighting between Sammi and Ronnie ever stop!? Dear GOD, please make it stop!!!

Ronnie's trail of destruction continues in an episode equal parts messy fighting and guilt-suffused cuddling. Join your exasperated hosts as we map out the new lows the show's main relationship is sinking to. Also featuring: Anton getting very mad at people not sufficiently enjoying a hot tub and Kailey exposing reality TV production secrets. This podcast won't turn out to be a grenade in your hot tub!

The cast hang out in the house and get drunk for 24 solid hours; shockingly, lots of fights erupt, and your podcast hosts are here to dissect the complicated drama. Featuring: Kailey debating if she would eat chicken off the floor and Marcus translating the emotional needs of a blacked-out and self-pitying Angelina. Don't just leave this podcast lying on the floor!

America's favorite hard partiers are travelling to Miami to follow their first smash-hit season, and your hosts are pumped to be back in the action with them. Join us for a discussion of the wild consequences of off-season cast drama, coked-out taxi cab fights, and the logistics of moving into a house with six people who hate you. You'd have to be obliviated to miss it!

It's the final episode of the season, as your hosts say a tearful goodbye to the Shore and re-live some cherished memories. Join us as we discuss Kailey's old bromance tumblr, attractive stalkers, and the fickle hearts of country boys. Thanks for spending a season on the shore with us!

This episode, the cast is back from Atlantic City and ready for more drama at club Karma. Join us as Mike tries pranks, Paulie D tries setting boundaries, and Snookie hooks up with a vampire. Promise you'll listen as soon as you get home!

The cast go to Atlantic City for the most drama-filled episode yet, and your hosts are right there with them! This is a great episode for haters of The Situation, as we make fun of his sloppy hookups, desperate shit-stirring and bad fashion sense. Also, featuring a history lesson on the fedora, drunken nightclub ethics discussion and an intimate chat about sexually transmitted diseases. The biggest risk you can take in life, is not playing this podcast.

Happy 10th Birthday to the Jersey Shore! Episode 6 comes out swinging, with the two craziest fights on the shore so far, and your hosts getting drunk and rowdy also. Join us for more praising Vinny, ragging on Mike and some sneak peeks of what the cast is up to now. Don't traumatize us - tune in!

It's an episode as relaxed as a drunken summer boat party, and the GTP panel cuts uncommon amounts of slack to every cast member except, obviously, Mike. Join us for a meandering discussion of t-shirt hole fashion, party etiquette, and how to be as much of a gentleman as Vinny. This podcast is unplayed, until you play it!

In this action-packed episode, we discuss Ron Ron Juice, the meaning of being fresh, if it's possible to cheat on someone while dancing to house music, and the logistics of hiring a spy to check on the status of your long-distance relationship. Put us in the equation, will you!

A drama filled episode threatens to tear the cast apart, as the GTP panel debates nipple rings, charismatic seagulls and the existential dread of a drunken Mike/Snooki hot tub makeout. We hope you do us the common courtesy of showing up for this one.

It's the hottest episode of GTP yet, as JWoww and Paulie D hit it off at Karma, and things get steamy in the podcast booth as Marcus shares intimate secrets and commiserates with Snooki on the challenges of being short and trying to flirt at a night club.

Welcome back to the wildest party of 2009! Get re-introduced to all your favorite Jersey shore cast - like Angelina, reflect on what an amazing prop the duck-phone is, and wonder with us how they got that incredibly clear audio of puking.