Here's What We Know

It's the SEASON FINALE and Ellen and Elliot are honored to welcome dual guests for this episode! Comedians Julia Getz and Joe Zappulla pop by to talk about going from friends to dating, including the awkward moments before their first kiss, advice for those in the same confusing situation, and a game of "Will They, Won't They". So much fun was had during the making of this episode that it it ended up being the longest HWWK episode yet! Sit back, relax, and we'll see you next season!

Elliot brings his friend, colleague and Langlois Gang Co-Host, George Monard onto the program to discuss the intense nostalgia of back to school shopping, the SATs and college majors. It's a regular post-labor day fever dream.

Let's talk about sex, baby! Or rather, informal sexual health information networks with guest Nicholas Shannon! With all the bullshit going on in our country regarding reproductive rights and sexual health, we feel this conversation is particularly important. We talk about everything from high school sex education, Planned Parenthood, and Les Miserables Fan Fiction! But first, Elliot talks about ghosts. Because, of course.

We're back after a brief hiatus! In this episode, Ellen successfully convinces Elliot that Celine Dion is one of the greatest gifts on God's great earth. Plus, we're joined by the incomparable Charlie "Lil Shakespeare" Greenwald who teaches us how to write a play.

This week national treasure Madeline Addis stops by to teach the hosts about the KonMari method to see what sparks joy in Elliot's wardrobe.

In one of our favorite episodes yet, Ellen and Elliot hear from their hilarious friend and musician, Miranda Contreras-Peterson ("MCP") about her journey to understand her mental health, including her experience self-medicating, working with therapists and being diagnosed with Depression and Bipolar Disorder.

Ellen and Elliot are joined by friend, comedian and finance-bro-in-denial Aakash Jagdale to talk about what it's like to work for a major financial company in NYC. But first, Elliot makes a case for why Mrs. Puff is the greatest Spongebob character of all time and walks Ellen through his vision for "Puff the Musical".

Ellen and Elliot take a break in this episode to let their guest, bartender and alcohol aficionado Patrick Greeley dive deep into the world of whiskey, rye and bourbon. The hosts partake in a tasting and find out that the most expensive stuff tastes like dirt and that’s supposedly a good thing?

It's just the hosts for this week's episode! Elliot helps listeners prep for 2020 by talking about the current Presidential candidates running on the Democratic ticket, and Ellen describes the horror of the Fyre Festival. The hosts close out the episode with a game of "Fyre Festival or Whale Watch in a Storm".

The duo holds nothing back in this episode. Elliot shares his family's unfortunate poop stories and Ellen explores the pros and cons of shopping at Target. Guest Jordan Ari Gross joins to teach Ellen and Elliot about becoming a man.

Ellen teaches Elliot about the joy that is Brazilian waxing, and Elliot recounts the 2018 Oscars. Guest Krysten Schmelzer joins to discuss her life as an Improv comedian.

In this episode, Elliot plays every character from Sweeney Todd, and Ellen sees the future in Elliot's palm. Plus, Maggie Dunleavy joins as the podcast's first guest to talk about their life as a Former Horse Girl.

In "Here's What We Know", polar opposites Ellen and Elliot drink for an hour while trying to teach each other a thing or two. In this premier episode, Ellen talks about cringe worthy Hinge bios and Elliot rambles about Presidents of the last century, and both try to figure out how you even record a podcast. Cover art by Zoe Cronin, theme music by Juli Fosforo.