Hoofcast

This week we say goodbye to the most irrelevant comedy podcast on the web in the only way we know, in disturbing fashion. Lloyd sends home his final letter, we talk about the worst things that never aired, debut a sketch that will permanently cement our sentence to hell, Levi and Abraham are greeted by the ghost of Hoofcast's past, a woman shits her pants, Patrick talks about how Hoofcast, yeah Hoofcast, has changed his life, McConaughey battles the Hark one last time, the Eskimos go in search of the narwhal, a man tries to locate his rape van on Craigslist, Patrick shares his final batch of horrible childhood memories, Walken rapes Harry Potter....again, and we sing our way into assured and absolute obscurity. Thank you all for listening and for the memories. Much love and remember the mental scars we gave you. ENJOY!!!!! WARNING: HOOFCAST is intended for mature audiences only! What you're about to hear may shock and repulse you to the point of being scared for the very nature of your being. The show contains adult language, situation and other material unsuitable for human ears. In other words DON'T LISTEN TO THIS SHOW!!!

This week your only friends continue to walk down memory lane and make you sad about the shows impending demise. Part 2 focuses mostly on the best bits from season two and the humor that has caused Nigel, Jason and Patrick to end up on the FBI watch list. All your favorites are here in their best and most disturbing moments, including some of our favorite sketches, conversations and in-depth/way too long clips of McConaughey, Patrick's fucked up childhood, and the best of Nantook and Paplo. How could it possibly get any better?!? Probably if it was new suff, eh? ENJOY!!!!! WARNING: HOOFCAST is intended for mature audiences only! What you're about to hear may shock and repulse you to the point of being scared for the very nature of your being. The show contains adult language, situation and other material unsuitable for human ears. In other words DON'T LISTEN TO THIS SHOW!!!

This week our intrepid heroes return to take a look back on the beautifully disturbing show that launched them into complete obscurity. Part 1 focuses mostly on the best bits from season one and the unique humor that has since made Hoofcast a household name. All your favorites are here in their best and most triumphant moments, including some of our favorite sketches, conversations and in-depth/way too long clips of Walken, News with Nigel, and the best of Abraham and Levi. And if that wasn't enough, we assembled all of the kiddy porn name game names together for the first time. How would it be possible for such a self-indulgent podcast not to have a 5-hour-long best of show?!? ENJOY!!!!! WARNING: HOOFCAST is intended for mature audiences only! What you're about to hear may shock and repulse you to the point of being scared for the very nature of your being. The show contains adult language, situation and other material unsuitable for human ears. In other words DON'T LISTEN TO THIS SHOW!!!

This week Nigel and Jason are murdered for being annoying bastards, we discuss sexual intercourse while sleeping, chit chat about ghosts, Jean luc Picard hangs out with another member of his crew, a gay gang is started on Craigslist, Patrick calls out Nigel for his negative view of indie bands, Regis tries to pronounce his own name, we count down ten completely random horror movies for some reason and Kareem Salim and Richard go to church. ENJOY!!! WARNING: HOOFCAST is intended for mature audiences only! What you're about to hear may shock and repulse you to the point of being scared for the very nature of your being. The show contains adult language, situation and other material unsuitable for human ears. In other words DON'T LISTEN TO THIS SHOW!!!